The Best Aunt Fanny Quotes

Rodney: Hey Fender.
[Rodney does arm farts]
Fender: Yeah Baby, let 'er rip!
[Rodney and Fender are doing arm farts]
Crank: What are you guys, 3 years old? This is how a man does it.
[Crank does arm farts]
Piper: You guys are SO gross! Besides, this is how you do it.
[Piper does arm farts]
Aunt: Hey kids, get a load of this...
[does BIG farts; Everyone is grossed out]
Piper: Aunt Fanny, we were using our arms!
Crank: Ugh, light a match!
Lamppost: Lady... please... see a doctor...
Lamppost: [the lamppost passes out]

Aunt: But fighting never solved anything.
Bigweld: Quitting's not so productive, either.

Aunt: [pushes Rodney into wall with large backside] Where's your friend, dear?
Fender: He's been rear-ended.

Aunt: And what's your name?
Rodney: [is mesmerized by her large derriere] I'm Rodney Bigbottom.
[beat]
Rodney: No, I mean - I'm Rodney Copperbottom! Copperbottom.