The Best Bernard Renault Quotes

Dale: Did you ever sell drugs to Laura Palmer?
Bernard: I don't sell drugs.
Sheriff: How much did Jacques pay you to be the mule?
Bernard: Jacques don't pay me anything. I'm no mule!
Sheriff: Oh, so that ounce of cocaine that we found on you is... let me guess: yours for personal use?
Bernard: Yeah, that's right.
Dale: Then I guess you don't get much sleep at night, Bernie.

Sheriff: Your brother hasn't been to work for the past few days. Where is he?
Bernard: I don't know. He got personal business elsewhere.
Sheriff: Who else is he dealing drugs with?
Bernard: Why don't you ask him yourself? He will be at the Roadhouse tonight.
Sheriff: He's coming to work at the Roadhouse tonight?
Bernard: Yes. He's the bartender, isn't he?
Dale: Wait a minute here. Bernard, we have you tied to a chair. You're mixed up with your brother, Jacques, in a wide variety of felonies. What I want to know is why in the world would you tell us where and when to find him?