The Best Better Call Saul, Season 1, Episode 3 Quotes

Jimmy: I refuse to believe it's because you have something resembling a heart inside your body.
Mike: You're not gonna have a heart inside your body in about five seconds.

Jimmy: What'd you eat for lunch, the whole roast beast?

- Jo Jo's room.
- She's 7.

- Woman: Okay? Let's do this. And...
- Kettlemans:

- Jimmy. It's not just Craig and Betsy kettleman.
- It's their two kids as well.
- You would say something if you could help find them, right?
- I don't know what happened to them.
- Really, I don't know. the longer you stay, the more explaining
- I have to do. Talk later.
- Hey. You'll tell me if there's anything I can do?

- everything is gonna be fine.
- It's gonna work out. A-okay.
- It's gonna be fine.

- You guys are cops?
- Show us your hands.
- Ow! Oh. Unh, unh.
- Officers, you're making a mistake.
- My name's mcgill, James mcgill.
- I'm an attorney.
- Easy.easy.
- It's his lawyer.
- Whose lawyer?

- Somewhere else, as in where, somewhere else?
- Not my concern.
- Actually, this is your job, so by definition it's your concern.
- So pump out the ticket...
- And open the stupid gate already, please.
- I mean, I don't have time for this.

- Uh, and I sincerely want to help you...
- De-escalate your situation legally...
- And othennise.
- Um, so call me at 146-8729...
- At your earliest convenience.
- But soon. Please.

- The money.
- They know about the money.
- You have a terrible connection.
- I'm warning you.
- They know about your money.
- Be careful.
- Can you call back on a better line?
- Kettlemans, you're in danger.
- They're coming for your money. Bye.

- Russo: Screw you, "missing something."
- No, detectives,
- I, um... I think that's a good idea.
- A good idea?
Kim: Yes.
- We should invite Mr. Mcgill to the house.
- -Why?
- Yeah, why?
- Russo: So, what'd we miss?

[first lines]
Jail: Name?
Chuck: Charles McGill. Client visit.

Craig: What did he say?
- We're...
- In danger.
- "They're coming."
- Who...?
- Who's coming?

- Hello?
- Hello?
- Nacho? Nacho.

Jimmy: Well then I wanna see the crime scene, 'cause you guys are missing something.
Detective: Screw you, missing something.
Kim: No, detectives, I um... I think that's a good idea.
Detective: A good idea?
Kim: Yes, I think we should invite Mr. McGill to the house.
Detective: Why?
Jimmy: Yeah, why?

- I will get you extra if you just let me go.
- Fine. Fine. You're gonna make me walk back and get the stickers...
- I will walk back and get the stickers.
- I'm not making you do anything.
- Those are the rules.
- Hey, whatever helps you sleep at night.
- Screw you, geezer!

- Walking. Just walking.
- Strolling along.

- Uh, the kettlemans okay?
- We don't know.
- Neighbour was walking the dog last night, saw the front door wide open.
- Place is ransacked, no sign of the family.
- There's no note...
- So we're still figuring it out.
- I gotta get back.
- Yeah, yeah. Of course. Good luck.

- You sure he asked for me?
- Going in or what?

Saul: I'm busting my nut here every day for 700 a throw, inhaling your B.M., which is straight from Satan's bunghole, and you can't tell one defendant from another?

Jimmy: Only two things I know about Albuquerque - Bugs Bunny should've taken a left turn there. And give me a hundred tries, I'll never be able spell it.

- This is the son's room, Warren.
- Twelve years old.

- I'm spinning thoughts.
- You sure?
- Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh...
- So I will see you down in the court bowels mafiana.
- Good night, Kim.
- Good night, Jimmy.

- Everything you're involved with, that's over.
- Just tell me what to do.
- Whatever it is, I'll do it.
- Just say it.
- Please, Chuck?
- Help me.

- It's Hamlin's call, and Hamlin will never agree.
- And even if it were up to me, you know I couldn't.
- I'm sorry, I just...
- I get it.
- Where are you going?
- Gonna talk to nacho...
- Try to make him see reason.
- To beg.

- If I didn't say it before, time is of the essence on this matter.
- So, uh, I'm gonna hang up now if you're trying to call.
- Uh, there's no call waiting here if you get a busy signal.
- 146-8729. Just keep trying. I'll be here.
- I can put out this fire, if there is a fire.
- By hope of hopes, this is all a big misunderstanding.

- Inhaling your b.M.
- Straight from Satan's bunghole...
- And you can't tell one defendant from another?
- Ninety days with good behaviour.
- We're doing this.
- Yeah. Okay. Yeah.
- Say it.
- Say the words "I accept the deal."
- Yeah, I accept... I accept the deal.

- Name?
- Charles mcgill.
- Client visit.

- Yeah, nacho. Hi. Uh...
- Just to clarify.
- Look, I don't know anything. Uh...
- I have spoken to no one and there are no rats on this ship.
- But for the sake of everyone involved...
- I would just like to open a dialogue.
- So 146-8729.
- Call me when you get this.

- Hid there for six months without anyone suspecting him.
- But why? Why not run?
- That's what everybody expects.
- It's human nature to wanna stay close to home.
- And if this kettleman figured out how to do it, that's what he did.
- Nobody wants to leave home.

- It's gonna be bad for you.
- Really bad.
- Bad?
- Bad as in...?
- You get me out of here today...
- Or you're a dead man.

- Kettlemans [on recording]: Hello! You've reached team kettleman!
Craig: Leave a message for Craig...
Betsy: Betsy...
Warren: Warren...
Jo: And Jo Jo...
- All: After the beep!
- Kettlemans [on recording]: Hello! You've reached team kettleman!
Craig: Please leave a mess...