The Best Better Call Saul, Season 1, Episode 8 Quotes

Irene: Would you like another Hydrox?
Jimmy: No, I'm all Hydroxed out.

- Those people can go straight to hell as far as I'm concerned.
- Anything else I can do for you?
- You still in touch with your people?
- Depends on the type of work you're looking for.
- Your do's, your don'ts your wills, your won'ts.
- Well, you tell me what you got,
- I'll tell you what I'll do.

- And that should only be until the end of next week.
- That's not necessary.
- Here's my address. Mail it to me when you've got it. All right?
- And why don't we...
- We'll just make it an even 120. All right?
- Oh. Thank you.
- You have a nice day.

- Up, up. Up.
- Shh, shh, shh.
- God's sweet sake.

[last lines]
Chuck: [casually walks out to the car to get a box from the trunk]
Jimmy: [runs outside] Chuck?
Chuck: Yeah?
[then slowly realizing where he is]

- How about you stop trying to rattle my cage and just respond to the merits?
- This is my response. You have no good-faith basis to threaten litigation.
- This is a shakedown and we both know it.
- Now, if you push this any further, my hands will be tied.
- I'm sorry for interrupting your evening.
- Enjoy the magic flute.
- Blow my magic flute.

- Come on.
- Where is it?
- Oh. Goddamn it.

- Hey.
- Hey, yourself.
- Jimmy, I'm really slammed.
- Just tell me what you need.
- What is it?
- I can't open it.

Rick: Are you trying to make this a RICO case?
Reese: You think our client is John Gotti or something?
Jimmy: You know as well as I do that RICO's mostly used for business beefs. Sedima establishes a pretty low threshold for RICO provisions to kick in. Interstate commerce is a bitch, huh? As soon as we establish a pattern to, what was your word? Overbillings? I prefer the classic term of fraud. You're looking at treble damages, so, your hundred grand? I think you know where you can stick it.
Rick: Well... what number exactly did you have in mind?
Chuck: Twenty million.
Rick: Excuse me?
Chuck: You heard me.
Rick: Oh, you can't expect...
Chuck: Twenty million dollars. Or we'll see you in court.

- Let's reassess in six months.
- Thanks for understanding, Jimmy.
- You want the door opened or closed?
- Closed.

- Would you like some cake?
- Oh, here.
- Don't mind if I do.
- Really, really impressive, Jimmy.
- We're all proud of you.
- I hate to interrupt, but could you give Jimmy and me a moment?
- Sure.
- Yeah. Absolutely.
- Please, sit down.

- And Chuck can handle this?
- Last time I saw him, he was...
- Last time you saw him, he wasn't himself, okay?
- This is good for him.
- Okay.
- What?
- I don't know. I'm just... whatever.
- I'll see you in a couple hours.
- Okay. We're ordering a pizza. I'll save you a slice.

Jimmy: Hey, gene.
- Thanks, Jimmy.
- Trina.
- Hey, Jimmy.
- Got a package, Dan.
[Mouths] Thank you.
- How's it going?
- What's up?

- And I'll be out of your hair as soon as...
- Stop. Stop. It's okay.
- You can work here.
- I don't mind the company.
- You look like you could use a cup of coffee.
- Good god, yes.
- I'll put it on.

- Interstate commerce is a bitch, huh?
- Soon as we establish a pattern to...
- What was your word? "Overbillings"?
- I prefer the classic term of "fraud."
- You're looking at treble damages so your 100 grand...
- I think you know where you can stick it.
- Will you give us a moment?

- And you establish a pattern, it could be class-action.
- What do I do now?
- I mean, what next?
- You need more information.
- You don't want to go off half-cocked.
- Full cock.
- Okay. Now, I'm gonna head back there. Thank you.
- You're the best.

- This here.
- This makes it official, all right?
- If you don't stop shredding now, that's destruction of evidence.
- Spoliation, that's what it's called.
- And it's a felony. So call your lawyers right now and tell them I said that. Me.
- James mcgill, esquire.
- I'm telling you, guys. Big mistake. Unh!

[first lines]
Jimmy: [delivering the company mail] Hey, Gene.
Man: Thanks, Jimmy.
Jimmy: Trina.
Woman: Hey, Jimmy...
Jimmy: Got a package, Dan.
[man mouths "thank you"]
Jimmy: [handing envelopes to yet another woman] How's it going? What's up?

- All right. Okay. I'm backing away.
- Yeah?
- You know what? Um...
- Hey, this has gotten me a little bit stirred up down there.
- Can I use your restroom?
- Please. I've got ibs.
- Go ahead.

Jimmy: What do I do now? I mean, what next?
Chuck: Well, you're gonna need more information. You don't want to go off half-cocked.
Jimmy: Full cock.

- It's not like we're close to being done.
- Can't you get somebody else to do it?
- Right. They don't pay any of us enough for this shit.
- And it's going on and on.
- And so I'm like: "Why are you making your problems my problems?"
- Right. Like you don't have problems of your own.
- Exactly. That's exactly what I'm saying. Thank you.

- Class cert, that's where we start.
- I'll draft our complaint.
- Try to get us a conditional one.
- They'll try to Pierce it. It should hold long enough to start discovery.
- We need to get you back on the grounds.
- Quash this prohibition against you.
- Some injunctive relief. Maybe a tro.
- Jimmy, do you want to get started on the tro?

Saul: Blow my magic flute.

- The code provisions.
- Oh...
- Shit. Unh...
- It's in the car.
- Give me a minute. I'll, uh...
- I'll go.
- Where's the...?

- Well, what number exactly did you have in mind?
- Twenty million.
- Schweikart: Excuse me?
- You heard me.
- Oh, you can't expect...
- Twenty million dollars.
- Or we'll see you in court.

Rick: Sorry to interrupt you this evening, enjoy "The Magic Flute".
[Hangs up the phone]
Jimmy: Blow my magic flute.

- Yeah, it decided I was overheating and that was it.
- Yeah. I couldn't get it fixed for 100 miles.
- I had to have it towed to Telluride.
- It was unbelievable.
- No, it's the chip. It's the little...
- Yeah. It's like 800 bucks, not counting iabour...
- Hey, Mel, can I call you back?

- Probably not a bad idea to pull
- 30-47-1 from nmsa. Uh, 1978.
- I don't think that's gonna play, really.
- But it's a good opening salvo for us.
- Wait. "Us"?
- We're working together on this?
- Mm. That's up to you, Jimmy.
- All right. All right. All right.
- Let's get to work.

- Well, people do tend to put it off.
- But everybody should have a will.
- Please tell your friends.
- And that comes to $140.
- And I'm happy to take cash or a cheque.
- Or, uh, cash. Heh.
- One moment.

Rick: Mr. McGill, if you're talking about shredding documents, it's neither irregular nor illegal. Every business in America does it.
Jimmy: You say potato, I say spoliation.

- No. Anytime.
- It's not an imposition.
- Appreciate it.
- Yeah. No problem.
- At quarter to 2?
- I'll see you then.
- Okay.