The Best Better Call Saul, Season 2, Episode 1 Quotes

Jimmy: I think that my talents are better spent elsewhere.
Kim: Where? Floating in somebody else's pool?

- good night, ladies. Get home safe.
- See you later.
- Woman: Good night.

- Santa fe, new Mexico.
- I need the number of a law firm,
- Davis & main.
- Yeah, you can connect me.

- Tri-zone climate controls, so you can have a girl in a bikini...
- And another in a parka, and they're both gonna be comfortable. Ha-ha.
- You're riding around with two girls in your SUV.
- You'd be really comfortable, huh?
- Oh, yeah. Yes.
- I'm gonna count this quick.
- Do your thing, make sure it's right.

- Is this right?
- Yes, sir, it is.
Kim: Go, go, go!
- Zafiro afiejo!
- Shh!
- Shut up. He's gonna come out.
- Oh, no, I didn't read the fine print.
- Wait!
- Holy crap.
- I can't...

- You good?
Jimmy: Yeah, all good.

- But I know we can't.
- Oh, crap, I can't be late today.
- Howard is doling out assignments...
- And the last one through the door could get stuck in doc review.
- You got somewhere to go?
- Yeah. Yeah, I got somewhere.

- Come on.
- What? No!
- Come on, I'll do it right now.
- I don't care.
- I need to brush my teeth.
- I don't have an extra.
- That's fine. I got this.
- Good, I'm fine with it.
- Yeah, me too.
- Wait till you see what I floss with.

Jimmy: Mrs. Nguyen, it's a beautiful day out there. You should get out of this place once in a while. You know, throw a frisbee, have some fun.
Mrs. Nguyen: I have a business to run.
Jimmy: Uh, no. The business is running you.

- God, my signed Derek jeter.
- Willie mays o-pee-chee.
- Gotta breathe.
- Just keep breathing, keep breathing.
- Okay.
- I know, right?
- Officer 1: Left the TV...
- -uh-huh.
- Left the computer.
- Right.

- Does it mean...?
- What? What?
- What the hell is this?
- If I take this job today with Davis & main...
- Does that mean that you and me...?
- Is this... is this gonna happen?
- Jimmy.

- Join the pride.
- I said "lioness" because it's the females who do all the hunting.
- I just wanted to be species-accurate...
- Irrespective of my own sex, it's a national geographic thing.
- Anyway...
- Get out here.

- No, no. No!
- No! Goddamn it! No.
- Come on.
- Hey! Hey!
- Somebody!

- Hey, it's me.
- Another perfect day in paradise out here.
- I'm in the pool.
- Okay, call me.

- Man: There are a few options on the company cars.
- We can arrange a test drive whenever you'd like.
- Company car, wow.
- And there's a service that will deliver it right to you, wherever you want.
- And if you find you're not happy with it, it's not a big deal to change it out.
- That sounds really, uh...

- This is interesting.
- Oh, yeah. You like it?
- Can I take a look?
- Oh, be my guest.
- Get in, check it out.

- Same as before.
- Still factory sealed.
- And as always, you're welcome to count them.
- I trust you.
- Great, thank you.
- See you next time.

Jimmy: Help me out here. Did I dream it, Or did I have $1,600,000 on my desk in cash? No one on god's green earth knew we had it. We could've split it 50/50. We could've gone home with $800,000... each! Tax-free!
Mike: Your point being?
Jimmy: Why didn't we?
Mike: I remember you saying something about doing the right thing. You want to know why I didn't take that money? Is that what you're asking?
Jimmy: Yeah, that's what I'm asking.
Mike: Me, personally, I was hired to do a job. I did it. That's as far as it goes.
Jimmy: Yeah. Well, I know what stopped me. And you know what? It's never stopping me again.

- Good convo, bro.
- Till next time, brother-man.
- Flip side, on it, check you.
- Come with me.
- What?
- Just come on, trust me.
- What are you gonna do?
- You wanna understand what I'm talking about? Follow my lead.

- Man [over radio]: The problem with it is because they believe he's worth...
- Man 2: The problem of the national football...
- The football from a player...
- That took place. Those were attitudes...
- I mean, there are plenty of rules in play...

- Yeah, that's what I'm asking.
- Me personally, I was hired to do a job...
- I did it, that's as far as it goes.
- Yeah, well...
- I know what stopped me.
- And you know what?
- It's never stopping me again.

[last lines]
Jimmy: [settling into his new office] Hey, do you think, um I'm just looking at this. D-Do we get a choice of desks?
Omar: What were you thinking?
Jimmy: Um, is it possible, um Can we do cocobolo?
Omar: Cocobolo desk? Absolutely. I'll get right on that...

- No old guy?
- What, did he break a hip or something?
- I know, right?
- Yeah, no, we... we parted ways.
- Yeah, saw things differently, so...
- You know how it is.

- Mrs. Nguyen, it's a beautiful day out, you should get out once in a while.
- Throw a frisbee, have some fun.
- I have a business to run.
- No, the business is running you.
- Listen to me. You'll thank me later.
- Cucumber water for customer only.

- Well, I'm sorry, but this is the gravy train...
- And it's leaving the station right now.
- So last chance.
- Seriously, last chance.
- I'm gonna count to, say, 10, and then I'm...
- All right, then, your services are no longer needed.

- Is for you.
- Now, that's got all my contact info.
- Call me anytime with questions, or anything at all.
- Ken.
- Bye.
- Call me, guys.
- Bye.
- Try and stop us.
- Just wow.