The Best Better Call Saul, Season 3, Episode 4 Quotes

- Oh, wow.
- A gas lantern sitting on a stack of frigging financial times.
- Now, that tells a whole story.
- These are museum-quality.
- You, my friend, are the ansel Adams of covert photography.
- And that other thing?

- You're welcome, seriously.
- I better get back to it.
- Are you...?
- You're...
- Absolutely sure you got the right guy for this?
- The creme de la creme.

- But the fact remains...
- That your actions benefited me more than you can know.
- That's your business.
- I'm just glad to have salamanca out of my head.
- Well, perhaps in the future...
- You will consider working for me.

- You gonna let me out of here?
- Hello?
- Tell him we're square.
- What?

Don: Sabrosito tells me Gustavo's bigger than yours.

- You seem to be making fast work of it.
- It's good.
- Um... okay, what I'll do, I think, is...

- May we talk?
- You can park it over there.

Nacho: He's waiting in the office.
- I know where he is.
Gus: Don Hector.
- Took you long enough.

- Could be.
- That'd depend on the work.
- Would you care to know why...
- I stopped you from killing Hector?
- Like you said, it wasn't in your interest.
- A bullet to the head would have been far too humane.

- Nice to fix something for once.
- Well, if that's how you feel
- I've got a leaky toilet back at the office.
- All right.
- If you ever need anything from my end...
- Hasta luego.
- Waitress: Here you go.
Customer: Thanks.

- I want you all to go home now.
- You will be compensated for your full shifts.
- Normal schedule tomorrow.
- Go, now.
- We are closed for today.

- My employees are civilians.
- Your actions here today have endangered them...
- My interests, and those of the cartel.
- I am the cartel.
- And from now on, you are my mule.
- You are going to bring my product north.

- Pollos hermanos.
- More like the butt brothers.
- Bolsa: Over here!
- Eladio: What is this?
- Bolsa: Over there.
- Eladio: What is this?

- Cry to bolsa.
- Or, hell, eladio.
- Adding more product will threaten the reliability of the entire operation.
- May I ask...
- Did Don eladio approve this?
- I approve this.

Jimmy: Chuck, I'm very sorry. I lost my temper and I did some things, so many things that I regret. I shouldn't have broken down your door. Doesn't matter how I was provoked, I shouldn't have done that. There's no excuse for that, or for the things that I said. I regret it all, all of it, more than you can imagine. Because, you're my brother, and no one should treat his own brother like that. Ever.

- And I, for one, would like to hear an apology.
- Charles deserves at least that much.
- Now?
- Yes, mr mcgill, now.
- Okay.
- I was wrong...
- Mr mcgill, could you at least look your brother in the eye?

- Because he gives no second chances.
- What else?
- A store, an ice cream shop in Albuquerque.
- Named it after you.
- "The winking Greek."
- What is that?

- Yes?
- I'll be right there.

Gustavo: [to Mike] Would you care to know why I stopped you from killing Hector? A bullet to the head would have been far too humane.

- Bolsa: Hector.
- You coming?
- Don't insult him.
- What're you looking at?

- What, a screwdriver and a hammer?
- Turns a morning job into two days...
- With me, myself, and Ben-gay.
- But it's your call.
- Ahem.
- Isuppose.
- Very well.

- Do you want to come over for dinner?
- Tonig ht?
- Sure, I'm making lasagne.
- There 7! Be plenty.
- That's sweet, but I don't want to put you out.
Kaylee: Pop-pop, come over.
Stacey: There's someone here who wants to see you.

Mike: Nice to fix something for once.

- I'm fine, Lyle. You go home.
- Should I call someone?
- That will not be necessary, truly.
- You sure?
- Please do as I ask.
- I'll see you tomorrow.

- Ice cream?
- I should have let well enough alone.
- I'm good.
- You sure?
- Yeah.
- I'll have his.
- Man 1 [on TV]: Maybe we can get a lift.
- Man 2: Yeah.

- We'll eat some lunch.
- Drink to your little shop.
- Not a bad day's work, eh?
- It's a good shirt, eh?
- Bolsa: It fits well.
- Eladio: Inside, inside.

- Not just for underwriting our travel raffle...
- But for making the best damn chicken in town.
- Gus.
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
- Well, gentlemen, ladies, I hope to never need your services, no offence.
- But if I ever did, it's good to know that...

- Excuse me, everyone.
- Could you all please take a moment and join me out here?
- Please, come.
- Come, come, come.

- You okay?
- Oh, yeah, I'm fine.
- Man 1: Off a flying saucer! Off a sputnik!
- Woman: Oh, look, they've seen us!
- Man 1: Let's get out of here!
- Woman: Things from outer space.
- Man 2: Off a flying saucer!

- I will. Count on it.
- But, Kim...
- You should be aware, because I believe this will be your first disciplinary hearing...
- The bar association's standard of proof...
- Is far more lenient than what you're used to.
- Motions aside, that tape will be played.
- See you, Kim.

- Excuse me, sir?
- You can't light that in here.
- There's no smoking on the premises.
- Please, sir, look at the signs. No fumar.
- You can't... it's... it's health-code violation. sir, it's employees only.
- We have to go, okay?
- Let's go.

- Oh, no?
- I believe the correct amount is $323.98.
- That includes the cassette tape...
- Which was destroyed.
- Hay: Good. Thank you.
- Three hundred twenty-three dollars and 98 cents...
- Including the cassette tape.

- Jimmy.
- Howard.
- Jimmy.
- Howard.
Howard: Kim.
- Chuck.
- Kim.