The Best Blackie O'Reilly Quotes

- Big Amos still running things out there?
Audrey: Mm. Bigger and better.
Blackie O'Reilly: Big Amos is the name of my dog.
- I read the Scarlet letter in high school just like you did.
- Give me one good reason why I shouldn't airmail your bottom back to civilization.

Blackie: [about Audrey] She's ready for her close-up now.

Blackie: Well Fred, what's your line?
Big: [undercover] Own a gas station.
[Cooper nudges Ed in his side]
Big: I'm an oral surgeon.
Blackie: Well, I got a Chevy parked out back with a serious root-canal problem. Want to take a look?

Blackie: The owner was a little disappointed in your performance last night.
Audrey: Well, the owner isn't exactly my type.
Blackie: And what is your type exactly?
Audrey: Not you. No offense.

- Two.
- Audrey?
Blackie O'Reilly: Not such a bad way to go, all things considered.
- No, no. It's beautiful.
- Is she alone?
- Nancy's with her.
- What does she do for you I can't?
- Well, something new.