The Best Breaking Bad, Season 5, Episode 1 Quotes

Mike: You know how they say "It's been a pleasure"? It hasn't.

- Are you gonna...
- You gonna show some kind of...
- I don't know, some kind of mild relief that I'm alive?
- I am relieved, Walt.
- And scared.
- Scared of what?

- I tell you, he's been a real champ.
- His colour's better and his blood pressure's up.
- We are gonna have you eating solid food in a day or two...
- I bet you money.
- That's wonderful.
- All right, I'm just down the hall.

- That tried to blow up an evidence room from outside.
- About all they did was take out a couple of hedges.
- You are probably talking about 2 feet of reinforced concrete.
- Or what about a magnet?
- What magnet? What about it?
- You know, just:

- It's never leaving town.
- Is there a manual? Instruction manual?
- I pulled something off the Internet.
- It's in there.
- Well...
- ."Goodluck, I guess.

- So you tell me, answer man, did all that even work just now?
- Yes. It worked.
- And I'm supposed to take that on faith?
- Yeah? And why?
- How do we know?
- Because I say so.

- It should be about a quarter of the way down on the left.
- We'll do a loop and come around the other side. Turn here.

Old: Why would anyone wanna put a metal ring through the end of their prick?
Jesse: What are you looking at me for?

- Yeah.
- I mean, even more so than before.
- Seriously.
- See... see if it's on TV.
- Yeah, yeah, I want to.
- Just give me a couple minutes, huh?
- Around the 24-yard-line.
- They break huddle...

- He had a laptop in his office.
- Kept it in the back of the restaurant.
- It all fed straight to there.
- What?
- Keys, scumbag.
- It's the universal symbol for keys.

- Come on. Come on, you, be nice.
- Be nice.
- Come on. Hey. Hey!
- You be nice. Just be nice.
- If Wendell doesn't eat, nobody eats.
- It's Gustavo.

Mike: Oh, so now you wanna blow up a police station?

- Excuse me.
- Hi. Who are you looking for?
- Ted beneke. I'm a friend of his.
- But if it's not a good time, I could...
- No, no, no, this is fine.
- I'm just finishing up. Come on in.

- Gutierrez, Alvin b.
- Roofing hammer.
- Undamaged. Bag still sealed.

Mike: Keys, scumbag. It's the universal symbol for keys.

Saul: [Arguing with Walt] Beg, borrow or steal, I'm your huckleberry. I go the extra mile... Only you never told me the kid would wind up in the hospital! You know - take that thing and get outta here. You and me, we're done.
Walter: We're done when I say we're done.

- What are you...?
- Come on. Hey.
- Hey.
- We're done when I say we're done.

- Anything?
- Nope. It's still working.
- All right, start walking fonnard slowly.

- Hi, sweet pea.
- Oh, daddy missed you so much.
- Yes, he did.
- I know.
- I missed you too.
- Well, don't you think
- I rate a "hello," at least?

- Yeah, I was maybe 6, so I don't really remember it.
- I want to say I liked it.
- They got this really big aquarium.
- Yeah. Great science museum there.
- Excuse me.
- -Hi.
- My name's Lucy. I'll be your server.

- If you have any brains, you'll take that money you saved...
- And you'll skip town.
- Today. Right now.
- You don't think this can work?
- Is that a serious question?
- Mike, this is a three-man job.
- The only way I know it won't work for sure is if we don't have you.

- Over by the freight elevator.
- Over there.
- No idea who they were?
- No, not much left.
- Apparently the teeth do this popcorn thing when they get too hot...
- So they tell me.
- Whoever torched it did it up right.
- Fring, you magnificent bastard.

- He was blown up along with some person from some Mexican cartel...
- And the DEA has no idea what to make of it.
- Do you know about this?
- Walt?
- Walt, I need you to...
- It's over. We 're safe.

- Family.
- I swear to you.
- Please.
- I just...
- Will never breathe...
- One word of this.

Walter: So you took it upon yourself to give 622 thousand of my money to a man who had been sleeping with my wife.
Saul: She's my client, same as you. Does this arrangement get a little tricky at times? Absolutely. But I try my best, you know, ethically, in my duty...
Walter: Ethically? I'm sorry I must be hearing things. Did you actually just use the word ethically in a sentence? You're not Clarence Darrow, Saul. You're a two bit, bus-bench lawyer, and you work for me.
Saul: Well Clarence Darrow never had a client like you ask him for something like this.
[produces the ricen cigarette]
Saul: Okay? Yeah, I put my ass on the line for you. Huell too. He's got fingers like hot dogs. He could have easily busted this in two and killed everyone in the office, but do I complain? No. Beg, borrow, steal, I'm your huckleberry. I go the extra mile. Only you never told me that kid would wind up in a hospital!
Saul: [gets up] You know, take that thing and get the hell out of here. You and me, we're done!
[Walter sits up and moves slowly towards Saul]
Saul: What are you... Come on, hey. Hey!
Walter: [coldly and threateningly] We're done when I say we're done.

- Flip that switch, turns it on.
- Twist this here.
- That's your power control.
- All right.
- Everybody ready?
- Yeah.
- Okay.
- Fire in the hole!
- All right, you ready?

- Wait, wait, wait.
- Yeah. That did it.

- Can you add 21 more, wired in parallel?
- Up the amperage?
- Everything goes flying in that evidence room...
- It's gonna make one hell of a noise, and there goes your element of surprise.
- Won't matter.
- Sixty seconds, we'll be gone.

- Let's just go!
- Hang on.
- Mr. White, let's get out of here.
- Just one minute.
- Turn it off! Turn it off.
- I will.
- Jacocks! Jacocks, you okay?
- Outside! Outside!

Old: [Listing things that shouldn't be near them while testing magnets] Oh, credit cards. You want that plastic working come Miller time.
Mike: You know, I can foresee a lot of possible outcomes to this thing, and not a single one of them involves Miller time.
Old: PMA. Positive Mental Attitude.

- Was this you?
- What happened?
- I won.

- No. Beg, borrow or steal,
- I'm your huckleberry.
- I go the extra mile.
- Only you never told me that kid would wind up in the hospital.
- You know...
- Take that thing and get the hell out of here.
- You and me, we're done.

- All right.
- Come on, you can do it.
- Take it easy. Take it easy.
- You got it.
- Cut it.
- It's, like, 8 feet away. Is this cool?
- Is this close enough?
- It'll work.

- What do you figure that was?
- I don't know, some kind of lab equipment?
- Maybe a camera?

- Fring, Gustavo.
- Samsung laptop computer.
- Damaged. Glass screen is broken and in pieces.
- Bag still sealed.

Jesse: Yeah, bitch! Magnets!

Old: [clearing everyone before doing the huge-magnet experiment] Guns, knives, tools, keys, plates in your head, artificial hips. Check your pockets for items, please. Oh, uh, credits card. You'll want that plastic working come Miller time.
Mike: Ya know, I can see a number of possible outcomes to this thing. And not a single one of them involves Miller time.

- Ted.
- Can you hear me?

Mike: Is that a serious question?