The Best Brent Hinkley Quotes

Sabrina: Let's get out of here. I've had my fill of talking vermin.
Mouse: She so wants me.

Sabrina: Hi, I'm looking for my quizmaster. Well, my ex-quizmaster. Who are you?
Mouse: I'm his roommate. But from the way I clean up after him you'd think I was his mother.

Manny: Phillip, Timothy, this is Buffy. She's gonna work the counter.
Phillip: What happened to the other one... Katherine?
Manny: Emily?
Phillip: Yeah.
Timothy: She's gone.
Buffy: What happened?
Timothy: Whatever always happens.
Manny: [Opening a locker] You can use this one.
Buffy: Uh, there's someone's stuff in there.
Manny: They must've left it. You can toss it, or keep what you want.
Buffy: Sure they're not coming back?
Manny: We have a lot of turnover here.
Manny: [to Buffy, referring to Phillip and Timothy] Watch these two.
Buffy: Are they gonna do something?
Manny: They're solid. Follow their example and you won't go wrong. They're lifers.
Buffy: Lifers?
Manny: In it for life. Like me. You want to get something out of this, Buffy, you'll do the same. You put the work in, and 10 years from now, you'll be where I am. I promise you.

Manny: You're working a double shift.
Buffy: What? Another eight hours? Right after these eight hours? But that's... so many hours.

[Buffy closes the door to the walk-in freezer]
Manny: You don't need to be in there.
Buffy: Sorry. I-I was just curious.
Manny: Curiosity killed the cat.
[leaves]
Buffy: [to herself] Theory number five: cat burgers.

Manny: This is the kitchen, the beating heart of the Doublemeat Palace
Buffy: [Observing a coworker cutting chicken slices] Wow. They're all so identical.
Manny: Yeah, they all start to look the same to me, too.
Buffy: Oh, no. Not the employees, the chicken slices.

Manny: I'm Manny the Manager. It's not a joke. It's just my name.
Buffy: Right. You mentioned that a couple of times when I filled out the application.
Manny: Why do you want to work here, Buffy? You seem like a sharp young woman, and there are a lot of other jobs.
Buffy: Well, I-I kind of need money pretty quickly... like today and, so, I didn't want to go through a lengthy interview process and I figured this was probably the fastest way... to... .Because I wanted to be part of the Doublemeat experience?

Manny: I'm Manny the manager. It's not a joke. It's just my name.

Rick: [with a fixed smile] We stop serving breakfast at 11:30.
[Foster: 33]
Bill: Rick, have you ever heard the expression "The customer is always right"?
Rick: Yeah.
Bill: Yeah, well, here I am, the customer.
Rick: That's not our policy. You have to order something from the lunch menu.

Murray: Is it true what they're sayin'?
Clarice: [looks up from her notepad] Huh?
Murray: He's some kinda vampire?
Clarice: They don't have a name for what he is.