Top 20 Quotes From Brian Thompson

Lt. Klag: You understand the Klingons better than I thought, Commander.

Luke: The sleeper will wake, and the world will bleed.

Captain: You should have killed me.
Commander William T. Riker: I don't want your command.
Captain: But you tricked me to get it.
Commander William T. Riker: Either way you can have it back.
Captain: ...Then return to your station.
[Riker glances a Klag and stays where he is. Kargan hits him. Klag checks on Riker]
Captain: Get him off my ship!
Lt. Klag: Yes, Captain.
[to Riker]
Lt. Klag: You understand the Klingons better than I thought, Commander.
Commander William T. Riker: Thank you, my friend.

[Buffy fires a crossbow at the Judge demon]
The: Who dares?
Buffy: Think I got his attention.
The: You're a fool. No weapon forged can stop me.
Buffy: That was then...
[pulls out a rocket launcher]
Buffy: ... this is now.
The: What's that do?

Night: The court is civilized, isn't it, pig?
Marion: But I'm not. This is where the law stops and I start, sucker!

[after questioning Riker's status as his commanding officer, Lieutenant Klag gets a thrashing from the former]
Commander William T. Riker: My oath is between Captain Kargan and myself. Your only concern is with how you obey my orders. Or do you prefer the rank of prisoner to that of lieutenant?
Lt. Klag: [subdued] I will take your orders.

Punk: [sees the Terminator who's completely naked, standing next to a telescope] Hey! What's wrong with this picture?

The: [regarding Dalton] This one is full of feeling. He reads.

[Riker is in the Klingon Mess Hall, eating with about a dozen Klingons]
Tactics: Commander, you're not eating very much.
Cmdr. William Riker: I'm not that hungry.
Second: Is the food all right, Commander?
Cmdr. William Riker: It's delicious. The pipius claw was excellent. I also enjoyed this bregitlung.
Vekma: And the rokeg blood pie?
Cmdr. William Riker: Delicious.
Second: Good. Then you'll also enjoy this.
[Klag passes Riker a bowl of live worms]
Cmdr. William Riker: Isn't that gagh?
Second: Very good. You did some research on our nutritional choices.
Cmdr. William Riker: Yes, but...
[Riker looks at the moving worms]
Cmdr. William Riker: *sigh* it's still moving.
Second: [incredulous] Gagh is always best when served live.

The: A Slayer... Have you any proof?
Luke: Only that she fought me and yet lives.
The: Oh, very nearly proof enough. I can't remember the last time that happened.
Luke: 1843, Madrid.
The: Ahh...
Luke: He caught me sleeping.

[Riker is caught off guard when offered with a dish of live gagh]
Lt. Klag: Would you like something easier?
Commander William T. Riker: Easier?
Lt. Klag: Yes. If Klingon food is too strong for you, perhaps we could get one of the females to... breast-feed you.

[Captain Kargan intends to attack the Enterprise]
Commander William T. Riker: I recommend you don't fire until you're within 40,000 kilometers.
Lt. Klag: Why?
Commander William T. Riker: It will cut down their response time.
Lt. Klag: You are honoring your promise to serve us?
Commander William T. Riker: Would you do less?

Lt. Klag: Klingons do not express feeling the way you do.
Commander William T. Riker: Perhaps you should.
Lt. Klag: We would not know how.
Commander William T. Riker: Yesterday I did not know how to eat gagh.
[he takes a mouthful of that dish]

Buffalo: It puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again.

Joe: Buffalo Bob's kind of a weird name, but people say Joe Dirt's a weird name and how cool am I?
Joe: [talking to Buffalo Bob] Hey to tell you the truth brother, between you and me, that thing with the dog is comin' off a little fruit-y. I mean that's just me talkin'. Hey, where's my supplies?
Buffalo: [frustrated] Oh, for Christ's sake!
[Shoving down a basket]
Buffalo: Here!
Joe: [squeal of delight] Wee, Auto Trader. Ooh August, I don't got this one.

Night: Let's bleed, pig!

Tactics: [about the two female Klingons on board the Pagh] They are inquisitive. They would like to know how you would endure.
Commander William T. Riker: Endure what?
Lt. Klag: Them.
Commander William T. Riker: [looks at the women] One or both?

Night: You want to go to hell? Huh, pig? You want to go to hell with me? It doesn't matter, does it? We are the hunters. We kill the weak so the strong survive. You can't stop the New World. Your filthy society will never get rid of people like us. It's breeding them! WE ARE THE FUTURE!
Marion: No!
[aims his gun]
Marion: You're history.

Commander William T. Riker: After this tour, I may have some worthy questions.
Lt. Klag: Questions about what? About our future? Our future is honor. Our present is serving this ship.

Lt. Klag: Riker may be a spy, but he's no coward.