The Best Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Season 1, Episode 10 Quotes

- That's two for Terry.
- Well, guess what? I can spoil your little game by sitting over here quietly all day and doing nothing. Oh! Ah!
- Anybody have "boyle falls on floor"? No one?
- That's a victory. That's a victory for boyle. Boom!
- All: Boyle says, "boom!"

Jake: Why do I have to dress up for Thanksgiving? I don't even celebrate that stuff. The whole holiday is based on overeating. We should be wearing velvet tracksuits and diapers.

Terry: [disgusted] What's in these?
Amy: Potatoes, butter, a little milk. Oh, and I ran out of salt, so I used baking soda.
Terry: Why wouldn't you? They're both white powders! Of course they're interchangeable!
Amy: [seriously, not understanding Terry's problem] Yeah.

- I knew it! Where? Where?
- Sarge, am I too heavy?
- No. Where is it?
- There. The one with the water stain.
- There's a lot of food up there?
- Yeah. It's a smorgasbord.