The Best Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Season 1, Episode 14 Quotes

Rosa: What kind of woman doesn't have an axe?

- Just getting me the newspaper.
- All right, this is useless.
- Scully, is Kelly your wife oryourdog?
- How can you ask me that?
- I still don't know which it is. Boyle: Could be either.
- Could not tell you.

- Captain, we swept the scene, ran the prints, canvassed the building.
- We followed procedure.
- "Procedure" is just a fancy word for proper order to do things.
- Yes. That is its definition.
- This is a miscarriage of justice.
- I'm gonna haunt your dreams.

- One?
- Peralta: Come on. You're not even moving. Let's go.
- Get your hands off me! I've heard about this in the news.
- You're cyber-bullying me!
- Shh. Shh.
- I'm getting the manager.
- Get the hell away from me.
- You're very misinformed.
- Please don't... damn it.