The Best Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Season 1, Episode 16 Quotes

Terry: [Peralta bites a crab leg from the middle] Stop eating crab wrong!

Jake: Hello, good sir, I'd like your finest bottle of wine, please.
Liquor: That will be $1,600.
Jake: Great, I'd like your $8-est bottle of wine, please.

- Just stirring the pot.
- Why wouldn't holt want us there?
- Because he thinks we're going to embarrass him in front of his husband.
- Which, frankly, is insulting.
- Oh, man. All the orange soda spilled out of my cereal.

Jake: These tiny pickles are hilarious.