The Best Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Season 1, Episode 22 Quotes

- And another round for everyone, on me!
[Cheering] Peralta: Yeah.
- That's right. Thanks, buddy.
- What's the occasion?
- Oh, I'm celebrating.
- My name's Jake peralta, and
- I just got fired from the NYPD.

Jake: [shouts] You can't handle the *me*!

- Sowytohear aboutyourhand. Thanks it makes it really hard to manipulate my egg sack.
- Look. Here's the deal.
- I did myjunior year abroad in Tokyo, and my girlfriend, chiaki...
- She broke my heart.