The Best Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Season 2, Episode 13 Quotes

Amy: Who was your partner back when you caught the Brooklyn Broiler?
Raymond: Martin Ormankupp. He was a great partner. Smart, loyal, homophobic but not racist. In those days, that was pretty good.

Amy: Maybe we should talk about deets of the case, plan our next move, grab a little chow.
Raymond: No need. I brought these.
[Pulls out protein bar-like packets]
Raymond: Nutrition bricks. I have original no-flavor and whole wheat no-flavor.

Charles: On it, Jakey. It's show time, here we go. I love this, we're like Batman and Alfred.
Rosa: You'd rather be Alfred than Robin?
Charles: He has access to the Batcave, plus, he gets to drive all of Batman's girlfriends home and dish.

- But if you can't get a reservation, you can always go home and shampoo his hair.
- Please stop always recommending that. Well, it's always romantic.
- You could go to the top of the empire state building. That's very romantic.
- Huh. Maybe I will.
- And you can pee on the whole city from up there.
- All: Come on!

Rosa: Hey, Boyle, I need a recommendation for a good restaurant. It's Marcus' birthday and I wanna do something... nice.
Charles: Oooh! You want, like, classic romantic or gastro-sensuous?
Rosa: Nope, never mind.
Jake: I know those categories. You guys are talking dates. Here's what you do. Invite him over, order some fancy take out, throw it in a pot, and act like you cooked it. I got the idea from Yahoo! Answers.
Rosa: Dude, I'm not gonna buy a pot. We're not married.

Raymond: Meat. From the street. Sounds like a fun treat.
[Chuckles]
Raymond: I'm a poet and didn't even know I was rhyming those words. But it happened anyway.

- He has access to the bat cave.
- Plus he gets to drive all of
- Batman's girlfriends home and dish.
- Peralta: Doy!
- Oh, hey. How are you,
- Mrs. Sarge?
- You look normal.
- Hi, Jake. Charles.
- Hold on, honey. I gotta check my emails and then I'll be ready to go.