The Best Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Season 4, Episode 7 Quotes

Victor: You're not good enough for my Amy. I don't want my only daughter dating a screw-up.
Jake: Oh, yeah? Well, I don't want my only girlfriend daughtering a jerk-dad. Burn on you.

Amy: Don't be late or I'll slit your throats. Heh, heh, heh.
Rosa: You don't have to fake laugh, we know you mean it.
Amy: Good.

Gina: How was I supposed to know there would be consequences for my actions?

Rosa: Boyle, your turkey's here.
Charles: [Appears dressed in a plastic suit, sharpening a butcher's knife with an ax] All right, let's do this. Pretty cool, huh? I feel like Dexter. I think. I never actually saw the show. Billboard gave me nightmares.

- Don't look at me. Terry wastes all that time building muscles, make him do it.
- Oh, come on, you all know these are just for show.
- Gina's the one who set him free.
- How was I supposed to know there'd be consequences for my actions? Boyle: Enough.
- I started this.
- I'm going to end it.

Terry: [about his plan to win over Amy's dad] Wow, you are really pulling this off.
Jake: I know, all this research is actually gonna work. Should I prepare for things all the time?
Terry: Yeah.
Jake: [Doesn't pay him any attention] Nah, that's crazy.

- I don't care for it, classical music.
- What's going on here?
- What are you doing?
- Captain, hey, nothing, just eating some marshmallows. Care for one?
- Marshed-mallow.
- Hmm. Hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm! [Laughing]
- I knew it!

Captain: The first time I met Kevin's parents, I called Brahm's "Funf Gesange" opus 106... when it is, obviously, opus 104. They haven't spoken to me since.
Jake: Really? Just for that?
Captain: Yes, also because they're huge homophobes who think that I made Kevin gay with my magic genitalia.