The Best Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Season 5, Episode 8 Quotes

Rosa: Why do these guys do so well with women?
Jake: Oh I'm sorry they don't live up to your superficial standards of male beauty, Rosa. I'm kidding, it's because they're rich.

Jake: My back looks like the inside of a spoon.

- very smart and dark and adult.
- It's not for nerds at all.
- Ooh! On our way there, should we sing the elvish hunting song?
- Both: Sharpen your swords and string your bows the beasts have gone away