The Best Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Season 8, Episode 10 Quotes

- Okay, Jake, we gotta go.
- Is the stoplight a stop sign?
- Charles, is a stoplight a stop sign?
- I don't know. They both require full stops! Jake, come on.
- All right, I'm in. No.
- "Username already taken"?
- Who would want to use "Jake"?
[Beeping rapidly] Oh, no.

- Vveh, I guess this is it.
- Solong, nine-nine.
- Hey! Jeffords: What are you doing?
- You can't turn off the lights at a working police precinct.
- Right. Sorry. I got caught up in my own thing.
- There we go.

- Are you quitting the nine-nine?
- I found this letter of resignation in your locker. What?
- Charles, I can explain. Don't bother.
- Wait, no, wait,
- Charles, wait a second.
- Seems like someone's in the market for a new best friend.
- Bill, I swear to god.

Jake: Amy, Amy, we've got a problem. Charles found out I was leaving somehow and he got so upset that he ran away. I don't know where he went and he's not answering his phone.
Amy: Don't you have a tracker implanted in his brain or something?
Jake: Amy, I would never do that. It's a serious medical procedure. Which is why I had a doctor do it eight years ago when they were operating on the bullet wounds in Charles' butt.

Raymond: It's not bad for an old robot, huh? Beep-borp. Zeep.
Jake: Sir, did you just make a joke?
Raymond: I believe I did, yes. I guess in the end, we rubbed off on each other quite a bit. Title of your sex movie.

- Yes, I guess in the end, we've rubbed off on each other quite a bit.
- Title of your sex movie.
- Did I do that right?
- It was perfect.
- Guys, I hate to say it, but it's late, and some of us have to work tomorrow.

Jake: To be honest, I think I just wanted a big dramatic moment so that I wouldn't feel sad. Because goodbyes are inherently sad. They mean that something's ending. And this one is especially sad because what we had was so great. But it's not all sad, right? We're moving on to things that we love. And we'll always have the memories of our times together, even though Hitchcock won the heist, which makes me so mad I wanna swallow my own tongue and die.
Hitchcock: It's a disgrace.