The Best Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 6, Episode 18 Quotes

Buffy: I want us to spend time.
Dawn: Okay. Good. I love spending time...
Buffy: But I'm cramping your teenage style.
Dawn: No.
Buffy: Yes, I am. I'm the embarrassing mom who tries too hard. When did this happen?

[Buffy fighting one vampire while Spike is holding another while on top of a wall]
Spike: How you doin'?
Buffy: Oh, fine. You know. Same old, same old.
Spike: Here. I could take care of this guy if you want.
Buffy: Whatever. Your call.
Spike: I mean, sure, he don't look like much, but I wager he could give you a bit of nasty... Save you the staking. All you gotta do is...
Buffy: am not telling my friends about us.

Xander: I know there's nothing that I can say or do to make up for what I did. I can't. Sometimes when I wake up in the morning, I'm like, "Oh God, is this my life? Was that me?"
Anya: Me too.
Xander: But you gotta believe me. Please. I *want* to make up for it. I wanna take away the hurt... I love you so much.

[last lines]
Tara: Things fall apart. They fall apart *so* hard.
Willow: Tara?
Tara: You can't ever... put 'em back the way they were.
Willow: Are you okay?
Tara: I'm sorry. It's just...
[sighs]
Tara: You know, it takes time. You can't just have coffee and expect...
Willow: I know.
Willow: There's just so much to work through. Trust has to be built again on both sides. You have to learn if- if we're even the same people we were, if you can fit in each others lives. It's a long, important process, and can we just skip it? C-Can you just be kissing me now?

[first lines]
[drive ATVs and chasing vampires]
Warren: They're getting to the gate!
Andrew: Yeah. I see it. I see it.

[Xander and Buffy confront Anya and Spike after catching them having sex on camera]
Xander: Don't even try to deny it, 'cause we saw it all... the whole beautiful show.
Anya: How...? It was just - It- It was just a thing. I... I felt bad and he was just there.
Buffy: [to Spike] Didn't take long, did it?
Xander: [to Anya] Oh, ho. Oh, okay! Ya had to do it because he was there, like Mount Everest. Like I used to be.
Anya: And then you weren't! You left *me*, Xander, at the alter. I don't owe you anything!
Xander: So you go out and bang the first body you can find, dead or alive?
Anya: Where do you get off judging me?
Xander: When this is your solution to our problems. I hurt you, and you get me back. Very mature.
Anya: No. The mature solution is for you to spend your whole life telling stupid, pointless jokes so that no one will notice that you are just a scared, insecure, little boy!
Xander: I'm not joking now. You let that evil, soulless thing touch you. You wanted me to feel something? Congratulations. It worked... I look at you, and I feel sick, 'cause you had sex with that.
Spike: It's good enough for Buffy.
Xander: Shut up, and leave her out of...
[both Xander and Anya stare at Buffy]
Anya: Buffy?
Buffy: Xander...
Xander: I don't wanna know this. I don't wanna know any of this.
[Xander leaves and Buffy follows after]
Spike: Bloody Xander. Buggered up everything. You know, I wish...
Anya: Don't.

[the trio sees Spike and Anya having sex on their camera]
Warren: Guys, we have to- Oh, holy crap!
Jonathan: Oh, my God.
Warren: What is that? P-Porn?
Jonathan: Oh, my God.
Warren: Is that the cam in the Magic Box?
Jonathan: Oh, my God.

[Jonathan is working on a magic spell]
Jonathan: Get back. You don't wanna make me rush this.
Warren: I'm not impressed, Padawan. When do we hit pay dirt?
Jonathan: If something goes wrong, it's gonna surge. We'll be deader than an ex-girlfriend.
Warren: What did you say?
Jonathan: Just let me work.
Warren: All right. All right. You do what you need to do. You get us the goods, and then watch out. It'll be like--like the whole world just spread open and gave it up for you, man.
Jonathan: And then we're done, right? We each take our share, and we call it a day.
Warren: You're that ready to get rid of us, huh? Don't worry. We pull this off you can go buy any tropical island you want. Ah. Cheer up, Short Round. You're about to get us everything we ever wanted.