The Best Christopher Wynne Quotes

Buford's: Hey, take a gander at them moccasins! What kinda skins is them? What's that writin' mean?
Buford's: "Nee-kay"? What is that, some sorta Injun talk or somethin'?

Buford: Eight o'clock Monday, runt. If you ain't here, I'll hunt you and shoot you down like a duck.
Buford's: It's "dog", Buford. Shoot him down like a dog.
Buford: [enraged] Lets go, boys! Let these sissies have their party!

[Marty has accepted Buford's challenge to a duel]
Buford: Then let's finish it, right now!
Buford's: Oh, uh, not now, Buford. Uh, Marshal's got our guns.
Buford: Like I said, we'll finish this tomorrow.
Buford: Tomorrow, we're robbin' the Pine City Stage.
Buford: What about Monday? We doin' anything Monday?
Buford's: Uh, no, Monday'd be fine. You can kill him on Monday.
Buford: I'll be back this way on Monday! We'll settle this then... right there... out in the street... in front of the Palace Saloon!
Marty: Yeah, right. When? High noon?
Buford: Noon? I do my killin' before breakfast! Seven o'clock!
Marty: Eight o'clock. I do my killin' after breakfast!