1000 Best Cobra Kai Quotes

- God, this looks like the town that time forgot.
- Yeah.

- With Miyagi-Do shutting down, we might be able to get some new recruits.
- But we will, in due time.
- But first, we going to need to strengthen our core.
- With Diaz out, we're going to need a new champion.
- Someone with no fear... and no mercy.

- How am I supposed to pay double rent?
- Well, I don't know.
- You can't pay, I get other tenant!
- Ah, f…
- Come on, Roland. Let's go.
- You see? You have to be tough.
- You're a big man, Dad.
- -[Armand] Thank you.
- -[door chimes]

- Look at this MMA grab-ass bullshit.
- Hector the Salazar, you know him?
[in Spanish] I need man.
- Hector the Salazar.

- I want you to be here.
- And I want you to be you.
- If you choose to leave,
- I won't hold it against you.
- But if you come back tomorrow,
- I will make you the future of this dojo.
- The decision is yours.

Johnny: "White Claw" sounds badass. I'll have one of those, and water for the lady.
[takes a sip, spits it out]
Johnny: Tastes like a watermelon took a piss.

- What do you mean you don't know?
- What happened to Nichols?
Daniel: Sam.
- Hey. They're fighting dirty.
- This is dangerous.
- You don't have to do this.
- I know. But I can handle it.
- This is for all of us.

- I will go into that kitchen and make it right now.
Lucille: Forget it.
- If you're going to the kitchen,
- I'll take a Yoo-hoo.
- Oh my God, Anthony, you make everything worse.
- -[Anthony] Shut up.
- -[Daniel] Don't say, "shut up."
Lucille: Don't say that word.
- I don't like it that word.

Referee: Point, Miyagi-Do!
- On your marks.
- Woo! Go, Eli!
- Score, one-one.
- Ready?
- And fight!

- Not hard enough.
- To break it, you must use all your power.
- -Are you even trying?
- -[Tory groans]

- Where is he?
- Doesn't matter. He's trapped.
- -What?
- -What the hell?
- Come on. Let's find him.

- Nice moves, new kid.
- What do you call that? The loser limbo?
- No, no, no, no. I think it's called the I'm-trying-not-to-shit-my-pants dance.
- Good one, LaRusso!

Johnny: Nice shirt.
Demetri: Thanks.
Johnny: I'm joking, it sucks.

- First Miguel, now Robby.
- I have a half-eaten cupcake if you want some.
- You know, I’d kick your ass, but I promised your mom that I wouldn’t.
- Stay the hell away from my family.
- Sorry.
- I don't take orders from tiny, little bitches.

- Of course I promise.
- -Oi, suck face later!
- -All right, bye.
- Now we party!
Johnny: Come on! Here we go!
- -Go have fun.
- -Wow.
- -Let's go to bed.
- -Yeah.

- Great. There goes another blemish on my permanent record.
- This is bullshit!
- Ms. LaRusso!
- That is not how we express ourselves here.
- I think you need two weekends of rehabilitative detention.
- This school sucks!
- I don't know her that well.

- keep the inventory fresh.
- Now, you see that Porsche 911 over there?
- It's a beaut, right?
- Well, the boss has been wanting to move it up front by the windows.
- Think you can handle that?
- Sure. Yeah, I can do it.
- OK.

Amanda: To beat a monster, maybe we need a monster.
Chozen: I can be monster.
Amanda: Oh, I bet you'd make a great monster.

- All right. I got you, bud.
- Here we go.
- Give me a minute, we'll go again.
- Think I still have my Vanna White Playboy.
- That'll get you going.
- Don't you get it?
- You could dangle a new PlayStation,
- I still wouldn't be able to stand up.

John: Life isn't always fair. Sometimes the world can be cruel. And that's why you have to learn to be cruel yourself.

- -Where are you going?
- -We're done.
- No, we're not!
- This means forever.
- And I didn't ask you to do that!
- Hey.
- Hey!

- We don't actually have to watch the movie.
- What's wrong?
- I saw what you did to those kids in the library.
- Oh.
- 'Rhea and that dude with the lip?
- We're just messing with them.
- We're all friends.

Miguel: Uh-uh. This is weird.
Hawk: For sure.
Johnny: Don't just stand there.
- You wanna get stuck?
- Move!
Hawk: Come on.

- I thought to myself,
- "Tom, the LaRussos, spiraling.
- I mean, no customers, no Nespresso.
- You alone can help them."
- So I'm here to make you an offer.
- You want to buy a car?
- Dan...
- A car? No, no, no.
- I want the whole shebang.

Demetri: So, if by merging with Eagle Fang-weird name, by the way-can keep us all from getting shit on, then we'd all be assholes not to do it!

- -No.
- -Good. Neither am I.
- On your marks.
- Face me. Bow.
- Face each other. Bow.
- -Ready?
- -Ais!
- And fight!

- You can keep the van, we just wanna know what happened to the kid who had it and we'll be on our way.
- On your way to call the cops, like you said.
- No. No. No cops, all right?
- We can work this out.
- Or not.

Twig: [to Kreese] I owe you man. You saved my ass. Anything you need... I'm there for you. Your whole life. You hear me Johnny? Your whole life. I owe you.

- Johnny, I'm...
- Oh, God. He's dead because of me.
- It's all my fault! Oh, God!
- Shut your goddamn mouth, Silver.
- I told you not to hesitate, and now look what you did.
- Look at him, Kreese. Look!

- Mini-golf and frozen yogurt.
- -I'm not that predictable, am I?
- -Hmm.
- Well, look, whatever you do, have fun, make good choices.
- I know I don't have to worry about you.
- Thanks, Mom.

[Johnny has his students lined up in front of a cement mixer truck]
Johnny: You think winning the All Valley gives you the right to goof off? Well, I got news for you. Winning one championship don't mean squat! A true champion never stops training. You gotta keep moving forward, or else you can get stuck exactly where you are. It's like the cement in this truck. If that drum doesn't start turning, the cement inside will harden and get stuck. Is that what you want to happen to you?
[the students reply, "No, sensei!"]
Johnny: Good. Then climb up, get inside, and make it spin.
[confused look on the students' faces]
Aisha: Sensei, we're sorry for messing around.
Hawk: We learned our lesson.
[Johnny lowers the cement mixer's ladder]
Johnny: Get in!
Miguel: Sensei, this seems kind of dangerous. I mean, the fumes alone...
John: Quiet!
[the students look at Kreese]
John: This man led you to the mountain top and you question him? Look at you. Look at all of you. I can't believe this pathetic pack of pussies competed in the All Valley, let alone won. It's an absolute miracle. And who's responsible for that miracle? Johnny Lawrence. The best student in the history of Cobra Kai. My student.
Hawk: You were sensei's sensei?
John: You better believe it, kid. And I tell you I've never trained a tougher student in my whole life. So if you know what's good for you, you better listen to every goddamn word he says.
[long pause before Miguel steps forward]
Miguel: I'll do it, sensei.

- -[referee] Get back on the line.
- -[dramatic music continues]
- Ready?

- -Hey!
- -I don't need to do anything until you cool off.
- -[grunts]
- -[dramatic music plays]
- -[beer can clatters]
- -Sam?
Johnny: What the hell is wrong with you?
- Fight!

- I want that guy.
- -An octopus. Interesting.
- -[Sam laughs]

- At least there's some good news.
- Maybe for you.
- I feel bad for Sam.
- Her and Aisha were friends since they were little.
- Thanks.
- There she is.

- Oh, I kept it under wraps.
- I didn't want you to lose focus.
- Needed you at your best.
- Son of a bitch!
- Do you want to die?
- So much for that idea.

- Yeah, I think they're more upset about the divorce than I am.
- Hey, silver lining: you get to ditch "Schwarber."
- That's true.
- It's true.
- Oh, I forgot how cold it can get in the Valley.
- Yeah.

- -No!
- -[Kyler] Hold him tight.
- Pick him up.
Miguel: No! No!
- Come on, Ky. Get him!
- You're a dead man.
- Please! No, no, no!

- Do you really think I'm underage?
- That's my frickin' kid right there.
- Yeah, I still need to see it.
- It's required by law.
- Oh yeah, for sure. Just upholding the law.
- It's all good.

- Hyah!
- So come visit any of our locations in Tarzana, Woodland Hills,
- North Hollywood or Sherman Oaks.
- And as always, every customer leaves with their very own bonsai tree.
- LaRusso Auto Group.
- We kick the competition.

- and I thought if I could teach him a few things, you know…
- Well, just don't try to lure him into opening his own bonsai tree store.
- -You know how that goes.
- -No, no, no.
- Mr. Miyagi's Little Trees was a solid business plan.
- We just ran into some bad luck, OK?
- Never again.
- Never again.

- Yeah, more or less.
- Okay, I know, I know.
- But just so I'm clear, you're not actually going to fight him, right?
- Of course not.
- We'll sort this out. We just…
- The booze got the better of us both.
- I'm sure he woke up as hungover as I did and realizes how stupid this all is.

- We will show no mercy.
- We will show no weakness.
- We will strike back and we will strike hard!
- Is that clear?
- Yes, Sensei!
- I can't hear you!
- Yes, Sensei!

Daniel: I tried to put aside the past.
- You oughta watch where you're sitting, pal.
- You wanna go now? Come on!
Daniel: It's a matter of time before somebody gets hurt.

- You know what?
- I hated this damn job anyway.
- You better pay me what you owe me, Mike.
- Mike?
[man on radio] Banzai!
[chuckles] I'm Daniel LaRusso.
- And at LaRusso Auto, we kick the competi--

- I’m sure I can dig up an old friend or two to help out with Cobra Kai while you deal with your legal problems.
- You're gonna regret this.
- I am Cobra Kai.
- -Put him in the car!
- -[cop] Move!
- And don’t worry about Lawrence.
- I’ll take good care of him too.

- Do some more sit-ups.
- All right, everybody, fall in!
- Sensei, look.
- Still got it.
- Looks like our class got a little bigger.
- Make room.

Daniel: [respectfully as he's leaving the party] Merry Christmas, Johnny.
Johnny: [just as sincerely] Merry Christmas, Larusso. Daniel!

- Yeah. I told Mom I'd be home hours ago.
- Don't worry, I got your back.
- Hey.
- Kenny, listen, I, um--
- No, I just…
- Just not right now, okay?

- Now me.
- We are here.
- Great. Thanks.
- Thank you very much.
- "Tomi Village Green"?
- A mall?

- It's okay. We understand. Sensei.
- Let's get to work.
- Mr. Miyagi once told me that this represents perseverance, courage, and strength.
- It also does a pretty good job of keeping the sweat out of your eyes.

Daniel: ♪ Uh, uh, uh! ♪
- Three, four!

Ear: [Johnny and Tommy are going up to shoot some pool, when they come across a guy with ear gauges who just got done harassing a woman. He sees them. Sarcastically] Can I help you guys?
Johnny: [Politely, pointing to the pool tables] Yes. We got next.
Ear: [Looks at Tommy] That has got to be the ugliest Make-A-Wish kid I have ever seen. You know what my wish is?
[Points to Johnny]
Ear: For you to suck my...
[Johnny traps his arm, then rips one of his ear-gauges out. When he tries to punch Johnny, he beats him to it with a right hand, and the bar brawl is on]

Councilperson: A swirly?
Johnny: It's when you, uh, dunk someone's head in a toilet, flush it. Pretty funny, actually.

- Good grip.
- -Wish I could say the same.
- -Ha-ha!
- Oh, you just couldn't help yourself, could you?
- What? It's badass!
- Let's go, Carmen.
- -Have a good night.
- -[Johnny] Good night, LaRussos.

- Hello.
- No, no. It's just me. Johnny's at the...
- Okay, okay, slow down.
- All right, I'm on my way.

- Hey.
- -Where'd you think you're going?
- -[grunting]
- -[grunting]
- -[Hawk groans]
- You weren't that hard to find, you little bitch.
- You assholes just ignoring the no-fighting rules?
- -[Hawk strains]
- -Oh, we're not here to fight.

- -I'll try to have 'em back before curfew.
- -[Joanne] I've heard that one before.
- Okay. Come on, you guys. Let's go.
- -[Miguel sighs]
- -Relax. I told you. Robby's not home.
- Yeah, okay.
- What's, uh… What's all this?
- Ah, don't worry about it.

Greg: Do you have any friends, Raymond?
Raymond: I believe it was Emerson who said that "a friend is the hope of the heart."
Greg: Yeah. Well, it was Hughes who said, "Get your goddamn Frisbees off my roof or I'm calling the police."

Johnny: There's a lot of talk going around the Valley about free karate. But everyone knows that in life you get what you pay for. You wanna really kick the competition?
[Johnny kicks a bonsai tree into pieces]
Johnny: Then you need to get your ass over to Cobra Kai. Screw that lame meditation bullshit. What you need is bone-crunching, face-smashing, good ol' American karate.
[Johnny punches and elbows a body opponent bag]
Johnny: Enough about self-defense. Learn self-offense. Don't be a pussy. Join Cobra Kai, and let me teach you the way of the fist.
Aisha: And cut.
Johnny: All right, did we get it?
Aisha: I think so.
Johnny: All right, great. Just make sure the Cobra Kai snake comes in at the end, all right? I want it to really pop. Make it chrome. And throw "Thunderstruck" under it.
Aisha: I'm pretty sure the rights for that song will cost too much.
Johnny: No, I already own it. Cassette's in the car. Oh, and put one of those hash browns at the end. You know, like, "Hash brown. Team Cobra Kai," or something. And then send it to the Internet!

- Yeah.
- I understand.
- Look, you'll get your damn rent.
- No, I don't have it now. As I'm saying,
- I'm working on it. I got a plan.
- Hey, I'm gonna call you back.
- -[girl] It's got like a million hits!
- -[kids laughing]

- Yeah, thanks, Riley.
- Hey, these snake bites are fire!
- Can't stop eating 'em. It's like crack.
- They're pure protein.
- You're only supposed to eat one or two.
- -[Kyler] For real?
- -[Kenny] Come on.
Kyler: Damn. Yo, look who is here.

- You remember what happened the last time we fought, right?
- Okay. Meet us at the baseball diamond in 30 minutes.
- And no weapons.
- Yeah, we won't need 'em.
- Yeah.
- Let's go.

- if you don't mind, we've got some training to do.
- If Mr. Keene or any of his friends step foot in this dojo again, what will you show them?
[all] No mercy, sir!

- You sure you're up for this?
- With your mom and everything?
- Definitely. I could use a distraction.
- There's a lot of people out here already.
- Yeah, I guess Moon must have invited other kids from school.
- I only brought Trivial Pursuit.
- If I'd known there'd be this many people,
- I would've brought Balderdash.

Johnny: If I can change, you can change, we all can change.

- I'm gonna go take care of that while you finish packing.
- Hmm.
- Then we'll head to the airport.
- Maybe start planning a LaRusso family trip to come visit you.
- Assuming I can make amends with them too. [sighs]
- I know you will, Daniel-san.

John: Congratulations. You did what I always thought you could do. You won. Cobra Kai is back where it belongs: Back on top. Everyone closed the book on us. They thought we were done. But now they see... that the real story has only just begun.

- Maybe I'm a loser too.
- Are you kidding me?
- Are you gonna cry now too?
Miguel: No, it…
- Never mind. It's just…
- You don't know what it's like to be us.
- I'll see you tomorrow.

- Yeah!
- Oh, yes!

- I’m attacking but it’s not working.
- What style should I use?
- Yours. Trust your instincts.
- Use everything you've learned from me and Sensei Lawrence. All of it.
- Your dad's right.
- Every now and then.
Daniel: Come on, Sam!

- Did you see that coming?
- Maybe.
- -My name's Miguel.
- -Tory.
Tory: Yah!
- -[grunts]
- -[students] Oh!
- With a "Y."

- I guess Moon's not coming.
- I'm sorry. Did you say something?
Yasmine: Come on, let's check out the rest of the house.
- -[Demetri] I'll race ya!
- -[Yasmine giggles]
- No more hard stuff for me.
- I learned my lesson.
- -I'm just gonna grab a beer.
- -Okay. Grab me one too. I'll find snacks.

Miguel: Cobra Kai, they all drank the Kool-Aid.
Johnny: Kool-Aid? What's wrong with Kool-Aid?

Johnny: Don't add too much water. You wanna make it nice and thick.
Miguel: Sensei, why are we mixing cement?
Johnny: No questions.
Miguel: All right.
Johnny: Keep stirring.
John: Their muscles are gonna ache, sure, but if you wanna make 'em tough, you gotta give them something to be afraid of. No one is afraid of a little cement.
Johnny: They will be.

- doing that other stuff gets a little easier because you know you're doing it for them.
- Maybe you're not such an asshole after all.
- Aw.
- Still giving you one star for touching my food.
Johnny: Join the club, man.

[man] Yeah!
- Look at that.
- It's just for us.

Johnny: So, let me get this straight. You took all the lessons I taught you, and you used them to straight-up beat the shit out of those punks.
Miguel: Well... yeah.
Johnny: Follow me.

- Anything you need, I'm there for you.
- Your whole life.
- You hear me, Johnny?
- Your whole life.
- -[chef] Mr. Silver?
- -What?
- Sorry. I think
- I'm gonna skip breakfast today.
- -Should I call the doctor?
- -No! No.
- I'm just gonna go for a little ride, clear my head.

- Please... stop.
- Finish him.

- So, there's only one solution, and that is before you leave this dojo, each and every of you is gonna take a punch, very hard, to the face.
- Ms. Robinson, line 'em up.
- Unflinch this group.
- Yes, Sensei.

Daniel: LaRusso 2.0.
- -[Robby] The girl who broke my heart.
- -[Moon] One of the girls.
- -[Miguel] You're my girlfriend, Sam.
- -[Daniel] What are you doing here?
- -[Hawk] You're the girl who lost.
- -[Robby] The girl who broke my heart.
- -[Moon] One of the girls.
- -[dramatic music plays]
Tory: I know exactly who you are, Princess.

- Karii.
- Karii.
- Anyone who takes this man down gets the job, and I will pay triple what I promised!

- Am I early?
- On the contrary. Right on time.
- Fall in!

- Yeah! Yeah!
- Just celebrate that you won!
- Oh, my God!
- Thought you refused to fight!
- Hold up!
- Wrap him up! Wrap his body up!
- Oh, my God!

- Wait, don't even start.
- I gave you a second chance.
- This whole thing was a mistake.
- You know, you wanna end up like him, that's up to you.
- -All right, come on, Sam.
- -Please, Dad.
- Sam, I don't wanna hear it. Let's go.

- I know you're helping your mom, but... you need help.
- You think I'm crazy?
- No, I didn't say that.
- No, that's okay.
- Everyone does. I don't give a shit.
- All that matters is who wins in the end.
- Nice seeing you.

- Sir, I need you to relax, please.
- -[fast beeping]
- -Do you know who you are?
- -Can you tell me your name?
- -I…
- -[Ray groans]
- -Lie back down.
- Call that detective.
- Tell him his John Doe is awake.

Daniel: [Daniel showing his students how to wax the cars] Not bad, right?
Amanda: Child labor. That's a bold move. It's crazy no one's ever thought of it. Ten more minutes of training, okay?
Daniel: Wait, wait. No, no. It's not training. This is, this is... me trying to help. Say I'm sorry. What else can I do, Amanda?
Amanda: It's not a puzzle, Daniel. Look, I don't wanna fight. I just know that this is not permanent. Neither is sushi. You can't put a Band-Aid on an open head wound.
Daniel: Oh, our marriage is an open head wound?
Amanda: Pick whatever analogy you want. You know what I mean.

[boy] Tory!
[crowd chanting] Drink! Drink! Drink!
- Drink! Drink! Drink!
- Drink! Drink! Drink!
- Drink! Drink! Drink!
- Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink!

- I've made a few tweaks.
- I call it the Silver bullet.
- -That's good.
- -You like that, huh?
- If you strike with the right speed and trajectory, right between the ribs, you can cause your opponent significant damage.
- Literally take their breath away.

- Let's go, All Valley!
- Winner!
Referee: Winner!
- That's point! Winner!
Referee: Point! Winner.
- -Point! Winner!
- -Yeah!

Samantha: Sometimes the scars you can't see are the ones that hurt the most.

- You know, we have dozens of beautiful, brand-new cars right over there that you're welcome to take photos of.
- This is for the insurance adjuster.
- Instead of waiting for her to come out here from Torrance,
- I'll send the photos, and we can get to work sooner.
- Might be time to make you Louie's boss.

- When you throw, you're gonna twist your hips, snap the punch.
- All the power right here, in this one inch, OK?
- -You got it?
- -Yes.
- Haits! Hyah!
- Hai! Yah!
- Hai!

- Cavemen. That's another like.
- You know, like the ones in those insurance commercials.
[sighs] Look, I think I can fill out the rest of this on my own.
- What about clothes? What are you wearing?
- You gonna teach me about fashion now?
- Might have to.

- Show yourself, LaRusso!
- Sam!

- And when our boy comes back, well, we'll help him get up on his feet.
- You go anywhere near Miguel, or his family, and I'll kill you.
- Here you go, Chuck.
- How much I owe you?
- Five bucks.
- Looks like my time is up.
- Gotta go. Think about what I said.

Amanda: OK. Well… come up with your own tricks.
- You don't have to be Mr. Miyagi.
- You just have to be Mr. LaRusso.
- OK, I'm gonna go tell the service team they can go home early.
Daniel: Thanks, hon.

- Yes, Sensei.
- But… But Sensei, I--
Johnny: "But, but" nothing. Get out.
- You two clean mats for the rest of the week.
- Something else, Mr. Diaz?
- No.

Daniel: What the hell am I doing? If you think I'm off the rails...
Johnny: Way off. Look at ya. Your shirt's not even tucked in.

- And I don't wanna give up on him.
- I know I messed up big-time, but if you let him come back,
- I won't fail him again.
- I promise.
- All right? Please, just think about it.

- She is a special lady, and deserves so much better.
- Listen to me, you ancient piece of shit.
- Whatever you and Kreese are up to,
- I’ll kick both asses to the nursing home.
- I would love to see you try.
- Corner of Magnolia and Lankershim.
- You know it well.

- Thank you, Johnny.
- Pleasure to meet you, Ms. Diaz.
- I'm gonna get out of here.
- I have to be somewhere.
- Miguel, he needs you.
- Please, pray with us.
- Okay. I'll stay.

Bobby: You got to remember, you don't do the right thing because it always works out. You do the right thing because it's the right thing to do.

[crowd] Ooh!
- We saved your chicken.
- Thanks.

- Miyagi-Do may seem boring, but don't forget it saved your ass a few weeks ago from Kreese.
- And that wasn't the first time.
- -Come on, who's the loser now?
- -You suck!
- Hi-yah!
- Nobody was more badass than Mr. Miyagi.

George: Therefore, we, the All Valley Committee of 1985, issue a lifetime ban on Cobra Kai for the unethical and unsportsmanlike conduct shown by Senseis Terry Silver, John Kreese, and their student, Mike Barnes.
Daniel: Well, there you have it. We're sorry we wasted your time, Mr. Lawrence, but a lifetime ban is a lifetime ban.
Ron: Well, hold on. Let's hear what the man has to say.
Sue: Mr. Lawrence, what is your relationship to this Terry Silver?
Johnny: Ma'am, I have no idea who that even is. I'm just a small business owner trying to make a living.
Daniel: Oh please. Ask him about John Kreese.
Johnny: John Kreese is dead.
Ron: We're very sorry for your loss.
Daniel: Give me a break!
Sue: Daniel! Show a little respect!
Daniel: Respect? Are you kidding me, Sue? You don't know the history here. John Kreese and Cobra Kai were the embodiment of everything this tournament stands against, and this guy, Johnny Lawrence, he was his star pupil. He's the worst of them all. We'll be dishonoring the entire sport by reinstating Cobra Kai. I mean, come on.
Johnny: Look, I admit Cobra Kai had its share of problems in the '80s. My sensei didn't always play by the rules. That's why I left. But my Cobra Kai is different. It's a place where kids can come and feel like they belong. Where they won't get picked on just because they're a bunch of losers. Or because they're unique. I've watched firsthand as my students have gotten stronger, gained confidence, learned how to stand up for themselves. Cobra Kai is making a difference in these kids' lives. And honestly, they're making a difference in mine as well. Thank you.
Ron: That doesn't sound at all like the old Cobra Kai.
Daryl: Badass name for a dojo, by the way.
Sue: I think I speak for all of us when I say the community could use more men like you, Mr. Lawrence.
Johnny: Thank you, ma'am.
Daniel: All right, this is horseshit. This guy was the biggest bully in my high school, and he hasn't changed at all. I can prove it.
George: I'm sorry, Mr. Lawrence. I don't know you, but I do know Daniel LaRusso, and if he says no, I'm with him.
Daniel: Thank you, George.
Ron: [bangs gavel] Seems the only fair solution is to put this to a vote. Mr. Lawrence, would you mind waiting outside while we cast our ballots?
Johnny: Not at all. Thank you all for your careful consideration.
Daniel: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just wait outside, all right?

- I warned ya.
- -What are you doing here?
- -[Silver] Oh.
- You and I are gonna be seeing a lot more of each other.
- First, I'm gonna deal with my old friend.
- And then I'll deal with you.
- I told you not to play with fire.

- Best birthday gift ever.
- Haven't had much of a chance to get down here lately to take care of her the way she deserves.
- Something tells me there's a can of wax in my future.
- Don't worry.
- We got plenty to do before that.

- but it's not about how you start.
- It's about how you finish.
- And to beat the enemy, it helps to know the enemy's playbook.
- So I'm gonna teach you Miyagi-Do karate, so we can beat Miyagi-Do Karate.
- They're warmed up for you, sensei.

- So, how many points you think new kid had on LaRusso today?
- -Twenty? Thirty? Probably ten steals.
- -[boys laugh]
- And that's not even counting stealing his girl.
- Okay, screw you, dude. Seriously.
- Easy, man. Just bustin' balls.
- -What balls?
- -[boys laugh]

- Well, what do you know?
- The gang's all back together.
- Well, almost all of us.
- My condolences.
- You're lucky he's not here.
- How are your knuckles doing there?

- Sensei Joe. What are you doing tonight?
- I'd love to hear more how a Japanese master ended up in the Valley.
- I am happy to tell you story.
- Great. Dinner and drinks at my house.
- Amber, will you make sure
- Sensei Joe gets all my info?
- I'll see you tonight.

- I want you to have it.
- Are you sure?
- Hell yeah.
- You earned it.
- That's it. It's the best thing I've got.
- Thank you so much, Sensei.

- You're that dumb asshole who hung my TV on the wrong wall.
- You never told me which wall to put it on.
- -Because of you, I got fired.
- -You called me a bitch.
- No, I said you were bitching at me!
- You know what? That's it.
- I'm done with these shitty apps.
- Bitch.

Tory: This place got a B on the health inspection. They hide the sign so you can't see it. And I saw one of the cooks dip his balls in the miso.

- And, hey, look, I don't blame you for what happened back in the day.
- All right, I know that wasn't you.
- It was Cobra Kai.
- We're all better off without it, am I right?
- Take care of yourself, and I'll call you when the car's ready, OK?
- This is crazy! You look… You look..
- It's good to see you, man.

- then we can make a better case.
- We could still help him.
- Okay.
- All right, find the VIN number, text me the GPS.
- You know, not for nothing, if it were me,
- I would have taken a Ferrari.
- Would you?

- It has to.
- Wait, this isn't a sure thing?
- Hey, what's up?
- Is your dad here?
- No, he's at work. Why?
- Cobra Kai took the money and...
- They kicked the fucking shit out of me.

- Or too scared?
- Oh, I have to get to work.
- I'm working late tonight, covering for a friend.
- But... maybe we can talk more when I get home?
- Definitely.
- Okay.

- -You guys got any ketchup?
- -Yeah.
- Get it yourself.
- Douchebag.
- Dick.
- So after everything this guy's done,
- I've got to be the one to make amends?
- Just give him a car, and get him out of your life forever.

- -Such a tough facade.
- -[Tory groans]
- All to hide the fragile little girl underneath.
Samantha: Tory!
Samantha: Are you okay?

- Hey, Johnny. Could you help me with something?
- I'm here for whatever you need, Carmen.

- This was just a warm-up.
- We ain't done with you yet.
- Everyone, get back to your bunks.
- We're on lockdown.
- Let's get out of here. Dumbass.
- That will teach him.

- to hear all about the illustrious history and wise teachings of the Eagle Fang.
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- {\an8}[soft rock music plays]
- Mm.

Johnny: All right.
- All right. All right. Hey.
- Nichols. So you've made your decision.
- I'm back.
- -Where's everyone else?
- -No class today.
- There's some business
- I need to take care of.

Johnny: Hey, sorry I'm late. Graffiti's a b¡tch to clean off. You should see my van. Should be illegal to deface someone else's property.
Carmen: It is.

- -Not really feeling this.
- -[Brucks] Yo, this is you.
Yasmine: You guys are pussies.
- You know that, right?
- Yeah, whatever. Brucks, let's roll.
- -Moon, what the hell are you doing?
- -I'm just going to get a beer.
Yasmine: We have beers!
- Last chance.

- Hey, prize wench.
- What do you guys want?
- Well, to spend our hard-earned tickets, of course.
- Why don't you be a good girl and grab us bobbleheads?
- Give it!
- Let's go, go!
- Hey, hey, hey!
- Thanks, Chris. Tell your mom I miss her.
- Yeah, and tell her to stop calling me.

- Get him!
- Protect the egg!
- -[kid yells]
- -Ais!
[Miyagi-Do kids] Ais!
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Kenny: Ais!

Carmen: Mom, are you going to eat all of this?
Rosa: What can I say? I have the munchies.

Tory: LaRusso.
Samantha: What do you want?
Tory: Look, I'm not here to fight.
Samantha: Then what are you doing here?
Tory: You didn't lose the All Valley.

- And fight!
Referee: Point!
- One-zero.
[boy] Go, Piper! Go!
- Robby said Miyagi-Do was for defense only.
- And without your defense, you have nothing.

Daniel: [Samantha and Miguel have just stopped Daniel from killing Kreese] Keep your Cobra Kais away from our kids!
John: [rising to his feet] It's a free country.
Johnny: [to Kreese] Not for you. Cobra Kai's gotta go. For good.
John: Why don't we settle this the old-fashioned way... tournament. If we lose, I go. If you lose...
Johnny: We won't lose.

- Come on, Robby.
- Where are you?

- You can't keep up this "defense only" shit forever.
- Good thing I don't have to.
- Time for you and Miyagi to reunite.
- If an enemy insists on war, then you take away their ability to wage it.

- Lies.
- LaRusso. Lawrence. Toguchi.
- They'll all pay for that little stunt they pulled with the Sekai Taikai.
- They are mosquitos.
- And the next time an unwanted pest lands on our arm, we will swat them.

- You know who lives like that? Hookers.
- Yeah, but he's not that bad of a guy.
- You gotta give him a chance.
- You don't know him like I do.
[scoffs] That… that's hooker talk.
- Besides, I don't need to learn karate when I have you.
- See? No one's gonna mess with you.

Kim: Nichols.
- Come here.
- You beat the LaRusso girl before.
- Make this fight quick.

- This is what rehab's like?
- This is one of the best facilities in the country.

- Daniel's contract is gonna be voided.
- Get out of our dealership.
- We'll never sell to you.
- Okay. Your loss.
- Faroush, come on, let's go.
- Can you believe that guy?
- What makes him think we would ever sell to him?
- Guys, we really gotta talk.

- This is about instincts.
- It's about using what's in here.
- You think you could do that?
- All right.
- Let's try it again.
- Remember, anticipate.

- As for our other dojo, we admired your unusual mix of styles and underdog spirit… and we think you could be a unique addition to the competition.
- Therefore, we've decided that your dojo has also qualified.
- What?

- Strength, determination.
- That is the Way of the Fist.
- Nothing less.
- Remember that.
- Class dismissed.

- Let's just say he was a very bad man.
- I had to get far away from him.
- Sorry to hear that.
- Don't be sorry.
- I moved on long ago.
- You can't let the mistakes of the past determine your future.

- Whatever.
- Go to school, don't, I don't care.
- That's it. You don't care, or this wouldn't have taken so long.
- -The school just called me this morning.
- -It took 16 years.
- And I'm not going to school. I'm done.
- And mom's OK with it, so we're good.
- You can go.

Miguel: [Miguel punches bags on Johnny's hands] What's the second rule of the Way of the First?
Aisha: Strike Hard.
Johnny: That's right. There's only one reason to hit someone. To inflict pain. Striking hard is about giving your all.
[Aisha enters the dojo]
Johnny: What the hell? No yoga till 5:00 no matter how bad you need it.
Aisha: I'm actually here for karate. I saw your website and it said there was supposed to be a session today.
Johnny: I appreciate you coming in but there are no girls in Cobra Kai.
Aisha: Why not?
Johnny: Same reason there aren't women in the Army. Doesn't make sense.
Miguel: Sensei, I need to show you something in the office.
[Johnny and Miguel both bow off the mat]
Johnny: Don't give me this sexist bullshit. All right, I'm just saying women aren't meant to fight. They have tiny hollow bones.
Miguel: Aren't you desperate for new students?
Johnny: Yes. But this isn't a knitting class. This is a dojo.
Miguel: The kids at school make fun of her, call her names.
Johnny: That's what happens when you eat an entire box of Twinkies every day.
Miguel: Her dad is Isaiah Robinson.
[Johnny looks confused]
Miguel: Hall of Fame lineman for the Chargers.
Johnny: Yeah, so you're saying it's genetic? Her love for Twinkies comes from her dad?
Miguel: No. I'm saying her family's loaded! All right, and she's a paying customer. But you don't need the money, right?
Johnny: [Johnny and Miguel enter the main dojo] Okay. Take off your shoes. Hop on the mat. Okay. After further review, I've decided to allow female students. But if you want to be in Cobra Kai, you can't act like a girl.
Aisha: What do you mean? How do girls act?
Johnny: Oh don't give me that. You know. All emotional, loud, complainy, never letting you finish a sentence.
Aisha: Well, I know a few guys who act just...
Johnny: [Johnny interrupts] Quiet! My student tells me you've been harassed at school.
Aisha: Yeah. Mostly online. I get mean texts and emails sent to me. Makes me not want to go.
Johnny: And who sends you these messages?
Aisha: Well, they're mostly anonymous. These kids create fake accounts and they tell me things like I'm ugly and that I should kill myself.
Johnny: Oh, my God. What a bunch of pussies. Back in my day, if you wanted to tease someone, you did it to their face. There was honor, respect. These geeks hiding behind their computers, what a bunch of spineless losers. You're not afraid of these losers, are you?
Aisha: No.
Johnny: Are you gonna take shit from these losers?
Aisha: No.
Johnny: Good, because when I'm done with you, you're gonna be sending a message back, only it's not gonna be with your keyboard.
[Johnny holds up his closed hands to Aisha's face]
Johnny: It's gonna be with your fists.

- -Whatever it says, I'm ready.
- -[Carmen] Good.
- Because… we're having a baby.
- -Badass!
- -Yeah?
- -Yeah.
- -Yeah?
- -[Carmen giggles]
- -[uplifting music plays]

Miguel: Come on. Let's get pushing.
- Let's go, guys! Move it!
Miguel: Come on. All of you, go!
- You ever done this before?
- Don't worry. I got this.
- Come on, let's go.

- What the hell do you think you're doing?
- Kicking your ass.
- Oh, shit!
- Call the police.
- You're dead, amigo.

- With this tournament in our future, we've got a lot of work to do.
- But tonight…
- Tonight, go celebrate!
- Hey, listen.
- I told your mom I'd take her and Rosa out to dinner and a movie, so you guys are on your own if you wanna host that celebration.

- It's amazing what you can become with a little discipline and direction.
- The Army gives a man a true purpose in life.
- What do you say?
- This could be you.
- Very inspiring. We'll sure think about it.
- Ma'am.

Daniel: [arriving home with Johnny; both drunk] Sober my ass! You're lucky there were no cops on the road.
Johnny: Ha! Save it for the mat.
Daniel: Hey, I didn't say yes.
Johnny: Oh, come on. One time. You know, like the end of "Rocky III", Rocky and Apollo...
Daniel: Yeah, yeah, when Rocky and Apollo fight for fun, yeah, yeah. Okay, all right, one time, and one time only.
Johnny: It is on!

[woman] Your little one will pick up on negative influences, so make sure your space is baby friendly.
[woman] Don't think it's over yet, because you need to look in every nook and cranny for things like mold, pests, and other hazards.
- Oh shit!

- What does he like to eat?
- He likes to eat... Clarence.
- It's okay, come on.
- Come on.
- Come on.
- There you go.

- It ended with 29,825.52 Yen,
- 160.79 Yen higher than last week, which shows 0.56% increase.
- Will Ms. Cheyenne be joining?
- I can make a second plate.
- No. No, not today.
- Very well.
- For breakfast,
- I have prepared something special.

Daniel: I know I said you have to… let go of your anger and show forgiveness, but… when the fight comes to you, you have to be ready to fight back.
- And to do that, we'll need more students.
- Welcome to Miyagi-Do Karate.

- It's payback time, 'Rhea.
- Let's go.

- "Hey, Daniel.
- I know things have been tense."
- "We got off on the wrong foot."
- "I'm sorry for interrupting your class today."
- No. Don't apologize. It shows weakness.

- Over the years, I've developed a system of intensive short-term training for situations just like this.
- It comes in two parts and has three rules.
- I call it "Quick Silver."
[young Silver] Rule number one, a man can't stand, he can't fight.

Raymond: You mess with a Cobra, you get the fangs.

- You don't wait for the enemy to attack.
- The enemy?
- Do you even hear yourself?
- I don't even know who you are anymore.
- Well, just wait.
- Watch what I do to Robby in the finals.

Daniel: I'm sure they don't keep giant slabs of ice on hand, Chozen.
Chozen: What kind of bar is this?

- I'm begging you.
- For what?
- Mercy?
- ♪ And now the end is near… ♪
- Go! Go, go! Backup is en route. Ten-four.
- ♪ I face the final curtain ♪

- Bow!
- Positions!

- Don't start a fight you can't finish.
- I've been fighting my whole life.
- I sure as hell ain't scared of you.
- Are you okay?
- Yeah, I've had worse.
- Need a lift?

- "I'll have the vegan mung dahl bowl with spiced carrots, turmeric cauliflower, and coconut yogurt."
- Excellent choice.
- Vegan. Mung dahl bowl.
- Vegan mung dahl bowl.
- Vegan... Vegan...
- We're out of organic, is regular tofu okay?

- Just take a picture. You ready?
- Yeah.
- Just... Yeah.
- Yeah, there we go. All right. Yes.
- Mm.
- Oh, okay, got it. Yeah.
- Got it?
- I'm gonna go wash my mouth out.
- You want that?
- No, not anymore.
- Okay.

- Yeah.
- If we could get him with your sensei and talk the way he did with you, we'd solve a lot of our problems.
- I don't see that happening.
- What is it?
- I have an idea.

- Dave, let me get a chicken sandwich to go.
- Sure thing. Give me three minutes.
- You got three minutes.

- I'd hate for that little incident with your secretary to get out to the public, you know, start one of those hashbrown "Me Too" things.
- I didn't get where I am because I cared about my reputation.
- Get the hell out of here.
- You're a cold, old man.
- And don't you forget it, buster.

- This is very impressive... but, unfortunately, we have already made our decision.
- It's not just about sales.
- We are trying to avoid negative PR.
- I'm sorry to say the wheels are already in motion.
- Thank you for coming all this way.

- I don't know.
- Right now, all I wanna do is make sure my students don't make the same mistakes that we did.
- I don't want them to look back at their life full of regret.
- You'll do it, Johnny.
- You're the champ.

Kumiko: Put good out into the world and good will come back to you.

- {\an8}Oh, wait, wait, w-wait, I got you.
- {\an8}Th-This is, um…
- {\an8}[chuckles] This is a test, right?
- {\an8}Yeah, this is a test.
- {\an8}Get the hell out of here.
- {\an8}Challenge accepted.

- But I don't think
- I'm gonna be able to afford it.
- Actually, it's been reduced.
- Reduced?
- Great. How much?
- After tax, $182.
- Do you maybe have one with fewer tentacles?

- -[Demetri grunts]
- -[dramatic music continues]
- Man, that felt good!
- Bitch!
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- We got it. All right.
- It's uploading to Cobra Kai's channel.
- Let's get the hell outta here.

- Oh my God!
- What happened?
- Don't pretend like you care.
- Look, I don't wanna be here.
- But if you're having problems with Cobra Kai,
- I'd be willing to listen.

Daniel: [Seeing a bloody Chozen escorted by Barnes after the huge battle] Chozen! We gotta get you to a hospital!
Chozen: Aw, it's just a flesh wound.
Daniel: Yeah, but it's like all your flesh.

- You kissed Miguel.
[students] Ooh!
- I…
- I…
- -[Sam and Tory grunting]
- -[students gasping]
Hawk: Get back in there.

- Thanks, Cutter. I'll take it from here.
- Hey, you didn't say nothing about no kids, Johnny.
- Hey, you want your bar tab paid off or not?
- You get caught, you take the heat.

- What? None of this is Anthony's fault.
- Well, I'm afraid we have proof.
- Turns out this isn't the first time.
- Don't know how they got that milk in the locker.
- Anthony and the others have been cyberbullying Mr. Payne for some time.
- I've seen enough evidence to conclude that
- Anthony has been a real bully this year.

Robby: [Daniel unveils the '47 Ford] Whoa. Mr. Miyagi gave you this?
Daniel: Yep. Best birthday gift ever. Haven't had much of a chance to get down here lately to take care of her the way she deserves.
Robby: Something tells me there's a can of wax in my future.
Daniel: Don't worry. We got plenty to do before that.

- -[Hawk roars]
- -[Sam grunts]
Samantha: Demetri, look out!
Demetri: No, no, no!

Daniel: [on a test drive with Johnny] Hey, take it easy! This car isn't technically yours yet.
Johnny: Relax, Danielle. How many speakers does this thing have?
Daniel: It... has enough. Here.
[Daniel turns on the car stereo, which is playing "Take It on the Run" by REO Speedwagon; both men start nodding their heads in time to the music]
Johnny: You like Speedwagon?
Daniel: What kind of man doesn't?

- -[Kenny] Yah!
- -[groaning]
- Guys?
Kenny: LaPusso.
- I finally got you alone.
[teacher] Hey!
- What's going on in here?

- -[senseis grunt]
- -[Chozen exhales]
- -[Chozen yells]
- -[grunting]

- Bow.
- Fighting positions.
- Ready?
- And fight!
- -[grunting]
- -[Hawk] Hawk!
Referee: One point, Hawk.

Amanda: [Amanda walks in to see Daniel and Sam sitting quietly on opposite sides of the living room couch] So is this the plan for the whole day? Cause I was thinking we could swing by the DMV or maybe a funeral. Put a lil pep in our step. Come on, guys.
[Amanda looks at Sam]
Amanda: So your boyfriend turned out to be a jerk.
[Amanda looks at Daniel]
Amanda: And your boyfriend turned out to be the son of your mortal enemy. You can't expect me to go to this tournament all by myself. You know how creeped out I get around karate moms.
Daniel: Nobody's making you go.
Amanda: LaRusso Auto Group is one of the main sponsors. One of us has to be there. You know what? Fine. Fine. I'm gonna be looking at boots on Zappos if anybody needs me.
[Amanda leaves the room]
Samantha: I'll go if you want to go.
Daniel: I didn't say anything.
Samantha: I know. I just know it's your thing.
Daniel: Not this year.
Samantha: Everyone I know is gonna be there.
Daniel: It is the 50th Anniversary.

Miguel: Ooh! Who's the man?
Johnny: I'm the man. Oh shit, are you the man too? Tell me you're the man!
Miguel: I'm the man!
Johnny: Yeah!
Miguel: I crushed the date.
Johnny: I crushed the committee meeting.
Miguel: So, Cobra Kai is in?
Johnny: Hell yeah, we're in. Cobra Kai is back, baby!

- Cobra Kai's given him a strength he didn't even know he had.
- He became obsessed.
- And he paid for a trip for us to go back East.
- To where the Way of the Fist first started.
- So we could learn from the source himself.
- Master Kim Sun-Yung.

- Hey!
- -Oh my God, look!
- -[laughter]

- Knock it off.
- We're on a mission.
- Yeah, what are we supposed to do?
- Drive around all day looking for a van?
- No. But hopefully our mutual friend can point us in a right direction.
- What the...?

- Who the hell was that?
- LaRusso can sure hold a grudge, can't he?
- So?
- What now?
- Now, we get to work.
- So we can wipe the mat with that arrogant little prick.

[boy 1] Whoo!
- Yo, Brucks, get the light beer this time.
- Gotta cut weight for the meet.
- -Hundo P, son!
- -[boy 2] Damn right.
Brucks: Whoo!
[boy 3] Man, you should get some condoms too.
Johnny: Pssht.

- It's kind of hard to write back in between getting my face busted in.
- I didn't know.
- You wouldn't care if you did.
- It's not her fault.
- Stay out of this.
- I don't think I will.
- I was hoping you would say that.
- Robby, don't!

- Watch the old man!
- Robby, wake up.
- Robby, you okay?

- All right, LaRusso.
- Let's finish this.
- Face us.
- Bow.
- Face each other.
- Bow.

- You'll figure it out.
- I have an idea.
- Come on, get in.
- What the…
Miguel: Follow my lead.
- Walk in a circle.

Johnny: Since you joined Cobra Kai, I have been hard on you. I've called you names, I've humiliated you - some of you, I've hit. And for that, I don't apologize. Cobra Kai is about strength. If you can't be strong on the inside, you can't be strong on the outside. And right now - you're all weak. And I know that because I was you. I used to have no friends, I used to be the weird kid. Well, maybe not that weird, I still hooked up with babes 'n all but the point is - I wasn't always the badass sensei that I am today. Just like a cobra, I had to shed my loser skin to find my true power. And you guys will too.
[Eli enters sporting a new mohawk. No one recognizes him]
Johnny: Welcome to Cobra Kai.
Miguel: Eli... what happened?
Eli: I'm flippin' the script.
Johnny: Wait, are you the kid with the lip? Nice cut, bro! You see that? It doesn't matter if you're a loser, or a nerd, or a freak. All that matters is that You... Become... Badass! "Hawk" - fall in.
[Eli/Hawk kicks off his shoes and falls in at the front of the class next to Aisha and Miguel. The other Cobra Kais stare in awe]
Johnny: Fear does not exist in this dojo, does it?
Eli: No, Sensei.
Johnny: Pain does not exist in this dojo, does it?
Aisha: No, Sensei.
Johnny: Defeat does not exist in this dojo, does it?
Miguel: No, Sensei.
Johnny: Class! Are you ready to learn the 'Way of the Fist'?
Miguel,4890: Yes, Sensei!

- including my daughter?
- Ask Robby how much I've helped him.
- You know, growing up, I never understood why Mr. Miyagi walked away from a fight.
- But I understand now.
- It's not our job to fight the monsters of the world.
- Not anymore.

[chanting] Cobra Kai! Cobra Kai!
- Cobra Kai! Cobra Kai!
- Cobra Kai! Cobra Kai!
- Cobra Kai! Cobra Kai!
- ♪ Let's play ♪
- What the hell is going on here?
- ♪ It's been a hard road
- But I'm almost home ♪
- ♪ As the lights fade to black… ♪

- You mean like "rows"?
- Ugh.
- Hyah!
- -[traditional Japanese music plays]
- -[measured breaths]
- Hiyah!
- Phew!

Johnny: [takes a t-shirt out of the box and holds it up] Welcome... to Eagle Fang Karate.
Mitch: Uh, eagles don't have fangs...
[Johnny throws t-shirt at him]

- No, I don't give a shit.
- Whatever's easiest.
- You know what?
- Just go clean the toilet, and we'll call it a night.
Miguel: OK.
- And do that one on your hands and knees.

Johnny: I want to apologize.
Ali: Johnny Lawrence, apologize?

Daniel: Wait. Let me get this straight. Vic took Tom Cole's offer without even letting us counter.
Amanda: And he poached our top two sales people.
Daniel: Unbelievable. And I'm sure it's no coincidence he's wiped out our sales staff the last week of the month. I know him.
Amanda: Look, if we're gonna meet our quota, you and I are gonna have to pick up any slack and focus our attention here this week.
Daniel: I just started teaching Samantha and Robby. I can't quit on day one.
Amanda: But I thought balance was your thing.
Daniel: [Daniel chuckles] All right. How many cars do we need to sell to hit the quota?
Amanda: Ten.
Daniel: All right. Call Sheila to bring over a suit from my closet. We are hitting that quota today.
Amanda: Babe, I know you wanna get back to your dojo, but you can't sell 10 cars in one day.
Daniel: No. I can't. But we can.

[announcer] The new champion,
- Daniel LaRusso!

- But I don't ever want you to start the fight.
- I just want you to...
- Finish it.
- For good.
- Do I make myself clear?
- Yes, Sensei!

Eli: You said you deleted these.
Demetri: Oh, I say a lot of things. Which tends to be a polarizing attribute of mine.

- Thank you, Sensei.
- Another one for me.
- Double or nothing?
- Okay.
- Mr. Keene.
- -Payne.
- -[snickering]

- but Stingray's still my friend.
- He wouldn't lie to me.
- -At least, I hope he wouldn't.
- -Think you can you get him to talk?
- -Find out where he lives.
- -Let's go.
- Look, Sam, a-about last night, I--
- Let's not get into it right now. Okay?

Miguel: Okay. The app is downloaded. What type of women are you looking to meet?
[Johnny looks at Miguel in disbelief]
Miguel: Super hot babes. Dumb question. Okay. What are your likes?
Johnny: My likes?
Miguel: Mm hmm.
Johnny: What am I supposed to say? Long walks on the beach? I like muscle cars, martial arts, and "Iron Eagle". And "Iron Eagle II". Why aren't you texting this down? Computer dating is your idea.
Miguel: Look, you have to take this seriously.
Johnny: It used to be simple. Find a chick in a bar. Bump into her hard, but not too hard. Pretty hard. Then you buy her a beer.
Miguel: Yeah, no.
Johnny: Tried and true, Diaz. That's how the cavemen did it. Cavemen. That's another like. You know, like the ones in those insurance commercials.
Miguel: [sighs] Look, I think I can fill out the rest of this on my own. What about clothes? What are you wearing?
Johnny: You gonna teach me about fashion now?
Miguel: Might have to.

Daniel: Face me.
- Bow.
- Aits!

- Oh, right, right.
Miguel: What's going on?
- Uh, I had to sublet the dojo for a few hours.
- Just till we get more students.
[woman] We need to change the energy in here.
- Center your energy.

- You know I never miss the annual meeting, there, Ron.
- And, boy, am I glad I didn't miss this one.
Ron: Well, you're just in time.
- Mr. Lawrence here says his dojo was banned from the tournament.
- He wants to reenter.
- Oh, I'm sure he does.

- Take that to Mom.
- Oh, thanks, son.

- You were a fast learner.
- I had a good teacher.
- Well, maybe next time we can try a little something more advanced.
- Yeah, I'd like that.
- Well, good night.
- Good night.

John: The enemy of your enemy is your friend.

- Great job today, jefe.
- You crushed it.
- Really? Didn't feel like I did much of anything.
- Hey, no negative thoughts.
- Just positive energy.
- I'll keep that in mind.

- -No!
- -[Tory] Get off of me!
- -[Miguel] No!
- -[Tory] Let me go!
- -Get off her!
- -[Miguel] Stop!
- -[Robby grunts]
- -You think I broke your heart?
- You broke mine too!
[crowd] Oh!

- Johnny. Hi.
Johnny: Hi.
- I'll go get Miguel.
- I'm not here for Miguel.

Manager: Not yet.
- Plenty still out there.
- If you got something worth biting, eventually the fish will find you.
- You just have to be patient.
- You're a lot more like my friend than I thought.

[Daniel explains to his new students what Cobra Kai is really about]
Daniel: Cobra Kai sells power, strength, and when I joined I was, well, I was weak. It was 1985, I had just won my first All-Valley, and, Mr. Miyagi didn't want me to compete anymore. He never really liked the idea of fighting for trophies in the first place. So, you know, I-we got into this big argument, and what did I do? I joined Cobra Kai. I learned to strike first, strike hard, show no mercy, and it turned me into an angry and violent kid. It changed me.
Samantha: You never told me about any of this.
Daniel: It's not something I'm proud of, Sam. And my point is anyone can be seduced by Cobra Kai, even me. And I'll admit Cobra Kai makes you feel stronger, tougher, but it will also get you in trouble. And that's what happened to me. I'm just lucky Mr Miyagi was willing to take me back. So remember, it doesn't matter who anyone was before they stepped into this dojo. All that matters is that right now, today, we are all Miyagi-Do.

Johnny: Are you sure you're ready? 'Cause once you go down this path, there's no turning back.
Miguel: You're gonna be my karate teacher?
Johnny: No. I'm gonna be your sensei.
[pause]
Johnny: I'm gonna teach you the style of karate that was taught to me. A method of fighting your pansy-ass generation desperately needs.
[pause]
Johnny: I'm not just gonna teach you how to conquer your fears. I'm gonna teach you how to awaken the snake within you. And once you do that, you'll be the one who's feared.
[pause]
Johnny: You'll build strength. You'll learn discipline. And when the time is right, you'll strike back.

- Listen, asshole, you have five seconds to tell me which way that kid went, or I'm gonna take that surfboard and shove it so far up your ass your friends are gonna be surfing you.
- -[chuckles] Okay.
- -[Johnny] All right?
- -The fun way. Good.
- -[Johnny] Yeah, the fun way.

- ♪ 'Cause I'm back in the game… ♪
- Hyah! Hyah! Hyah!
- -♪ I'm built to last I'll never crash ♪
- -[screeching hawk]
- ♪ I'm invincible tonight… ♪
- Right here! Right here!
- Cobras, light it up.

- Yeah!
- All right!
- All right, all right, all right!
- Coming up next, do I have a treat for you.
- Please direct your attention to the LaRusso Auto booth for a presentation from Miyagi-Do Karate.

[Johnny hoses down his students after making them turn a cement mixer from inside]
Johnny: You should all be proud of yourselves. I know I'm proud. Your parents would be proud too, if you told them what we did here today, which we won't. You pushed forward like champions. Never stopping. Never being satisfied. Never giving up. And if you keep pushing and keep moving forward, you're gonna go to places you never even dreamed of.

[Demetri's 1-star Yelp review]
Demetri: Where to begin? This establishment doesn't warrant the name. How they are still in business, I have no idea. The dojo employs a very unprofessional sensei, like they just picked someone up off the street! He does not take into account the safety and personal boundaries of the students at all! Now, beyond that, the facility is in dire need of a major facelift. I almost expected to see cockroaches running past the entrance. It may look badass on the outside, but this dojo leaves so much to be desired.

Amanda: Ohh, I've already been here five minute and I see ten people I hate. It's Christmas time, all right.

- Stop fighting!
- Stop!
- Oh, you want some of this?
- Aah! Oh!
- Come on, guys, can't we all just get along?
- -[boy 4 roars]
- -[Moon screaming]

- I got a lead on Robby.
- I've been trying to find him on my own.
- But I thought... maybe you'd like to help.
- I don't wanna be here any more than you, but I know we both want Robby to be safe.
- He's out there somewhere, and he doesn't have anyone to help him.

- I’d want to look at the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual.
- It’s an evolving science.
- Uh, okay. Uh, well…
- Have at him. He's… upstairs.
- Second door on the left.
- Oh, that's not how this works.
- I don't wanna talk to him.
- I wanna talk to you.

- How'd it go back there?
- Same way it always goes.
- Cares more about his rivalry with you than he does about me.

- Ninety percent.
- We're not gonna be able to hold 'em!
- -There's too many of them!
- -[grunting]
- Ninety-five.
- UPLOADING VIDEO
- 96%
- UPLOAD COMPLETE
- PUBLISHING VIDEO

- Shalom, Sensei.
- -Class is yours. Nichols, you're with me.
- -[Kim] No.
- Your champion stays here.
- What for?
- I need to see who the best fighters are in this dojo.
- You will help me test them.

- What, here? Now?
- It's a time, this is a place.
- Unless that was just talk?
- Not for me.
- Or me.
- All right. Let's get on with it.

- What did I say?
- All right, listen up.
- Visitation tomorrow, Valasquez,
- Binder, Espinoza, Keene.
- If I called your name, be ready first thing in the morning.
- Hey, does it say who's visiting me?
- Lawrence, John.

- Well, if that is true, then you must have done something to deserve it.
- You're gonna give me a goddamn straight answer!
[Stingray] Oh no.
[groans] My PlayStation.
- -Who gives a shit about your PlayStation?
- -Daniel-san. Enough.
- You are not yourself.

- -[boy 1] Hey! Let him go!
- -[Kreese] Don't!
- -[boy 3] He can't breathe!
- -[boy 2] You're gonna kill him…
[echoing] …kill him… kill him…
- Showing mercy to an old man.
- That's very honorable.
- And stupid.

- Look, Daniel, he isn't happy.
- He's been doing a lot for us.
- Not to mention getting punched in the stomach.
- All right, no problem.
- It's gonna be a light day.
- I'll… I'll be there. Don't worry.
- -All right? I love you.
- -[phone disconnects]

- Okay. Look, I hear you.
- Okay? But the exercise…
- -You said Kyler was the leader.
- -Did I?
- Or did you assume that?
[exhales] So what do you want me to do?
- I want you to stop asking me or anyone else that question.

- Heard you were throwing a party.
- Hope you don't mind if we crash.
- Tory, you don't have to do this.
- It's too late.
- This ends tonight.
- No mercy!

[boy 1] Yo, check me!
- Whoo!
- OK, you were totally right.
- -This is so much fun.
- -[girl 1] Told you.
- Always better to be the one throwing the party.
- And Kyler's been eye-banging you all day.

- -[grunting]
- -[referee] No point.
- Continue.

- Did you really think you can attack Cobra Kai and there wouldn't be any consequences?
- You better hope that your students are ready.
- Because I promise you, ours will be.
- Regards to Mr. Miyagi.

- Point! 1-0, Payne.
- Ready? Fight!
- -Yes!
- -[referee] Out of bounds.
- -No point.
- -What? What, are you serious?
- Ref, that's horseshit.
- He made contact in bounds!
- No point. Back on the line.

- I know. You said he's a bad dude.
- Don't worry. I can handle myself.
- -And I'm sure he'd never hurt his own son.
- -That's just it.
- He doesn't know Miguel exists.
- I just want my baby back home safe.
- I'll make sure of it.
- All right? I promise.

- Hey, everyone, it's the former champ in the flesh.
Ron: Good to see you, champ.
- Sure you don't want me to keep the car running?
- Go ahead.
- How are you? Good to see you guys.
- Nice seeing you.
[woman] I'm so happy to see you.

Daniel: [after Chozen shows up] You gotta help me out here. This is the most awkward conversation of my life. Why is he even here?
Kumiko: I called him.
Daniel: You called him? Did you forget about that time we fought to the death? That guy tried to kill me and he tried to kill you, too!
Kumiko: Oh, yes! But that was a long time ago. Chozen has changed.
Daniel: People like him don't change, OK? Trust me. I know all there is to know about grudges. Trust me.
Kumiko: Then it seems you two have lots to talk about.

- I feel like I was with a different boy every week.
- Hey, why don't we push the tables together?
- -[Daniel] No. No reason--
- -It's not a good idea.
- -We don't need--
- -That is a great idea.
- Excuse me.
- Would you mind if we combine our tables?
Waitress: Yeah, of course.

- So your sensei did not teach you everything.
- You sure that was Miyagi-Do karate?
- Didn't seem like self-defense to me.
- Defense takes on many forms.
- When Miyagi ancestors fought Japanese invaders, the only way to survive was to kill.

- If you think you have a shot, you're nuts.
- But I guess that runs in the family, doesn't it?
- Stop, David!
- He's the one who wanted to get involved.
- Now he's involved.
- Stop!
- Hey, stop it!
- Get off me!

Johnny: Smooth as a Smurf's ass, right?

- You all just want to stay in the nest.
- Pathetic!
Johnny: Fine, you win.
- You can bore Cobra Kai into submission.
- You all failed.
- Grab your crap and let's go.
- Looks like you got what you wanted.

- -Get the hell outta here, man.
- -Who says we even want you?
- Okay, hit me.
- Any of you.
- If any of you can land a hit, I'll go.
- All right.
- Who's next?

- So you don't wanna learn how to defend yourself.
- To learn how to use skills that will help you in life.
- -Not if it means cleaning up bird shit.
- -Hey, language.
- You know, I thought you were mature enough to appreciate all this, but I guess I was wrong.
- Just go back to your video games.

- Listen, I didn't rob your mom, bitch.
- Let's get out of here.
- -[Sam grunts]
- -Get off of me!
- Are you OK?
- Real nice friend you've made.
- You shouldn't have accused her of something like that, though.

Demetri: My whole life I've been, let's just say... less than popular. But at least I had a few friends. And then Cobra Kai comes to town, and the next thing I know, my friends are taking karate and becoming alpha jerks. I'm literally being threatened by my best friend. I just wanted to show I could fight back.

- Oh, that's too bad.
- Don't look too excited, Dad.
- What? What excited?
- Who's excited? What?
- Excited? This is my sad face.
- -It's a very, very sad face.
- -[Sam chuckles]
Daniel: Ha.

- -Take care of her. She's a classic.
- -Mm-hmm.
- -Hey, where do I pick it up?
- -It's on the card.
Johnny: LaRusso?
- No, no, no.
- Hey! Hey!
- Oh, come on.

- I'm still not into the idea of getting hit in the face and all, but I respect the safety-in-numbers aspect of joining a gang.
- OK. Uh, have you seen Sam?
- Oh, yeah.
- Pretty sure she left a while ago.
[sighs] OK.
- -Well, hey, great job not sucking.
- -Thanks, man.

John: Because no matter what people say, it does matter whether you win or lose.

- Oh, yeah, that's the smell of America.
- Tell her to send one for me, would you?
- In your dreams, pal.
- Kreese!
- Yes, sergeant.
- Command tent.
- Some captain's in there asking for you.
- Well, good luck.

- You just gotta keep fighting.
- Never give up.
- You can do this.
- I know you can.
- Excuse me.
- Only family is allowed in here.
- Hey, I was just leaving.

- -[Johnny yells]
- -[Miguel] Yeah!
- -Bam!
- Yeah!
- Woo!
- ♪ Who's ahead in the game ♪

Samantha: Is that the only way you know how to fight? Dirty?
Tory: [takes off her spiked bracelet and uses it like a knuckle-duster] This isn't a tournament. There are no rules.

- Mr. LaRusso.
- Come with me if you wanna live.
- -What?
- -Get in the car. The kids are in trouble.
- Kids? W-What kind of trouble?
- Just get in. We'll tell you on the way.

[Diego] Man, just do it.
Zack: Balboa Park.
- Yeah.
- Where do you wanna go?
Zack: He has no clue.
[Diego] This is gonna be great.

- and no questions asked.
- Oh man.
- Dude, have them each Venmo half, and then give it to who shows up first.
- What about the other two?
- Sucks for them.
[boy 1] Come on.

- Hey, yo, Hawk. Free shot.
- Look, man, I'm sorry. For all of it.
- Do you wanna help me win this thing?
- Yeah.

- "Hey, Johnny.
- Sorry it took me so long to write back. things have been crazy over here.
- I love the new pictures.
- I'm actually in town for the holidays."
- "You want to get lunch?"

- He's going to take your spot on the team.
- All right.
- Sensei, Assface has been loyal to the dojo.
- I'm afraid he's not...
- Cobra Kai material.
- I told you, only the strong will survive.
- Combat!
- Ready? Fight. Come on. Kill me.

- what is the purpose of karate?
- Strike first, strike hard, no mercy, sir.
- No. You've all been brainwashed by Cobra Kai.
- I want you to clear your minds and think.
- What is the ultimate lesson we learn from karate?
- Don't be a pussy?

Johnny: You're right. It was a mistake to bring you. This trip was a disaster from jump.
Robby: No, it wasn't. Okay, I mean, some of it was. Technically, you kidnapped and transported a minor across the border. But we got a good story out of it.

- No hard feelings. [grunts]
[students] Oh!
Demetri: Sorry…
- Eli.
- That's for taking advantage of Sam!
- -I would never.
- -Then why did it happen?

- ♪ Goin' down the only road
- I've ever known ♪
- ♪ Like a drifter
- I was born to walk alone ♪
- ♪ And I've made up my mind ♪
- ♪ Ooh, baby
- I ain't wasting no more time ♪
- ♪ Here I go again on my own ♪
- ♪ Goin' down the only road
- I've ever known ♪

- Nah, too desperate.
- -Hey.
- -[phone chimes]
- Shit. Sorry about that.
- -It's all right. No sweat.
- -Let me make it up to you.
- Buy you another Banquet?
- Yeah.

- Maybe he thought you were not ready.
- Or not able.
- Maybe Mr. Miyagi was just trying to protect me.
- We're not living hundreds of years ago.
- No reason anymore to kill.
- Sometimes you have no choice but to kill.

- And every mark you left.
- Every memory of you.
Daniel: I spoke to my lawyer.
- He's willing to help you out.
- Here's his number.
- First, you got to hold up your end.
- Tell us what Silver's up to.

- is a better strategy, right?
- Hey, nice headband, broham.
- -Let's go. Outside, outside.
- -Yeah.
Daniel: Sam?
- Hey, Sam, I wanted to…
- I'm in the shower.
- I'll be out in a minute!

- to determine which dojo has earned the title of Grand Champion.
- And since the points get higher in each round…
- …it’s still any dojo’s game!
- So you keep your eyes on this here blue mat, because we are just getting started!

- I'm sorry.
- For what? You didn't do anything.
- I'd love to kick cancer's ass though.
- Yeah.
- I know how you feel.
- But you have to take all that anger and put it into your fist.

- 'Cause you got me.
- I didn't leave you behind in the war and I'm not gonna leave you behind now.
- Cobra Kai?
- Never dies.
[Young Silver echoing] Never dies, never dies.

Daniel: [Chozen is walking Daniel down a path for him to catch a taxi] Well, that was a side of Miyagi-Do karate I never knew existed... but I get why Mr. Miyagi didn't want me to know it.
Chozen: Your sensei is a man of great honor. I can only hope to be like him.
Daniel: Hey, you only did what your teacher told you to do.
Chozen: After our fight, I felt great shame. I wanted to die. But... my uncle saved me. He gave me a chance to prove myself. I spent my life trying to do just that.
[Daniel nods]
Chozen: But regret is sometimes difficult to overcome.
Daniel: [sympathetically] I understand... and if means anything, Chozen... I, I forgive you.
Chozen: [smiles] It means a great deal.
Daniel: If only every rivalry could end like this.

[prisoner] Come on!
- -[Kreese grunts]
- -[dramatic music continues]

Tory: [truly sincere after beating Sam in the finals] Hey, you all right?

- Thank you.
- Yeah, all right.
- Sorry.
- -What is it?
- -It's from Aisha.
- She heard that Miyagi-Do is doing some sort of demo at Valley Fest.
- Oh, they are, huh?

- Who was that?
- Nobody. Had the wrong house.
- Weird. [chuckles]
- Well, I'm headed to bed. It's been a day.
- Yeah. [chuckles]
- It has.

- -An opening?
- -Do I have to do everything?
- All you've been doing is sending me in to get pulverized!
- You know what? Screw this, man.
- I'm done being a punching bag.
- I got a defective follower!
- Hey, this shit is mutiny!
[Silver] Payne!
- My office. Now.

- Miggy loves you.
- How could it make things worse?
- Kids can be weird about that kind of stuff.
- How about this?
- You can tell him,
- Johnny, when you're ready.
- But I know it will make you feel better.

- I could be at home with Tory.
- Coming with you was a mistake.
- All right. I'm sorry, okay?
- I thought this trip would help you and Miguel.
- When we get to the bus station, if you wanna buy a ticket home, you can.
- I don't want you to go home, but--
- -[Robby] Dad, watch out!
- -Shit!

- Wake up, Mom!
- I'm a freak!
- I'm never gonna have any other friends besides Demetri.
- I'm never gonna get a girlfriend,
- I'm never gonna be anything other than a kid with a weird lip!
- -[door slams]
- -[sobbing]

[boy] Yeah. Uh-huh.
- That's the guy right there. Right there.
- Looks like we're in business.

Louie: Come on. Hey, Anoush. We're going out. You in? We're gonna celebrate. Johnny knocked up his girl.
Anoush: As much as I'd love to celebrate the guy who punched me, I have a date. But congrats on procreating.

- Must wait for right time.
- Run into den of lions, you will get eaten.
- Fine, we'll wait.
Inmate: Kreese.
- Got a letter for you.
- Oh. Thanks.

- It's not.
- If this is final, we're gonna have to tell the kids.
- We'll tell 'em tomorrow.
- Rip the Band-Aid off.

Miguel: Okay, remember what Moon told you?
Johnny: Yes, I will be awake.
Miguel: Uh, no. No, no, no. Be woke.

- Seven.
Daniel: That's what I'm talking about.
- Five.

- Moon, this place is so you.
- Isn't it?
- When Eli and I broke up the first time, there was a lot of negative energy.
- This place helped cut through the noise.
- Which is why I brought you here.
- You gotta find yourself.
- Figure out who you really are.
- They also do facials. So…

- I was meant to die on the battlefield.
- Do it.
- -[Johnny groans]
- -Huh?

- Look, we don't need this tournament to do cool kicks or to sell tickets.
- We need it to show the bullies of the world that we're not afraid.
- It's called the All Valley because it's for everyone.
- To give everyone the chance to show what they can do, to fight, to become a champion.
- And we deserve that chance.

- Who else objects?
- You're off the team.
- Get out!
- But...
- I said, out!
- Get!

- amounted to nothing but pain.
- You got your ass kicked, Danny-boy.
- Now, you can either accept that… or I can kick it again right now.
- We're all with you, Daniel.
- Do what you have to do.

- Daniel, if it can't be done...
- It can be.
- I'm coming home with a "yes." Don't worry.
- I know you are.
- Go work your magic. We miss you.
- Sayonara.
- Bye.
- What the hell am I gonna do?

- …and your sisters.
- ♪ Hold the line ♪
- ♪ Does anyone want to take it anymore? ♪
- ♪ The show must go on ♪
- ♪ The show must go on ♪
- ♪ Yeah… ♪

[Johnny hears the door open at the dojo]
Johnny: Miguel?
[Johnny sees a shadow at the front door]
John: Congratulations. You did what I always thought you could do. You won. Cobra Kai is back where it belongs: Back on top. Everyone closed the book on us. They thought we were done. But now they see... that the real story has only just begun.
[Johnny approaches Kreese]
Johnny: I thought you were dead.
John: You ain't the only one, kid.
[Kreese approaches Johnny]
John: I've been away a long, long time. It's good to see you.
[Kreese offers a handshake, but Johnny slaps his hand away]
John: Hmph. Still got that hot temper, huh? But I like that. I like that. I bet that's why your student is now the champion. You trained him well... just like I trained you.
[Johnny attempts to punch Kreese, but Kreese blocks him and throws him to the mat]
John: You forgot. I taught you everything you know.
Johnny: Not everything.
[Johnny kicks Kreese in the jaw, knocking the cigar off his mouth. The cigar lands in a nearby waste basket]
John: Not bad, Mr. Lawrence. Not bad.
[Johnny charges at Kreese, but Kreese steps away and shoves Johnny towards the trophy shelf. Kreese then blocks a few more punches before Johnny elbows him in the ribs. As they continue to fight, the cigar ignites the garbage in the waste basket. Kreese kicks Johnny towards a mirror]
John: Look... I don't wanna fight. I just want to talk.
Johnny: About what? How you taught me to fight dirty? How you broke my second place trophy? How you tried to kill me?
John: I never tried to kill you.
[Johnny gets up and tackles Kreese. They continue to fight until Johnny traps Kreese in a chokehold]
Johnny: Go to hell, you son of a...
[Johnny sees himself in the broken mirror pieces and begins to recall the night Kreese assaulted him after losing to Daniel back in 1984. He then lets go of Kreese]
John: Showing mercy to an old man. That's very honorable. And stupid.
[Kreese sweeps Johnny to the mat before landing an elbow to his chest. The fire in the waste basket triggers the dojo's sprinklers and fire alarm]

Miguel: Sensei, can I talk to you about something?
Johnny: [Johnny's reading newspaper article about the tournament] What do you want?
Miguel: What was that out there? Punishing us for winning the tournament?
Johnny: I'm teaching you a lesson.
Miguel: Yeah, well, what about "No Mercy"? You taught us to win at all costs.
Johnny: Yeah. Well, maybe I'm still learning a bit, too.
Miguel: I just don't understand. You had no problem with us attacking anyone else. Why take pity of Robby Keene?
Johnny: [Johnny gets up from his desk and looks Miguel right in the eyes] Look, I wasn't taught the difference between mercy and honor, and I paid the price for it. If I'm extra hard on you, it's only because you have the potential to be better than I ever was. You want that, don't you?
Miguel: Yes, Sensei.
Johnny: All right. Then stop whining like a little bitch and get out and finish your drills.
[Miguel and Johnny bow respectfully]

- -Everyone's already there?
- -We're gonna be the last ones there.
- Should we cancel? It's 20 minutes late.
- Wait. It says it's approaching now.
- One of you guys Michael?
- -It's Mikaela.
- -Whatever.
- Hurry. App's telling me I gotta pick up a guy named Jimmy John.

Miguel: Are you insane?
Johnny: The answer's yes.

- Hey, was the first turn clockwise or counterclockwise?
- I don't remember. What's the point even?
- How's a stupid dance gonna save us in a fight?

- No. I… Well, I guess the way I see it, no matter who wins, nobody wins.
- Somebody always wins.
- That's how fights work. All right?
- No matter what ancient philosophical bullshit LaRusso's been feeding you.
- Okay, Sensei.
- Well, good luck.

- Hey, can we be next?
- Sure thing!
- You want the full wash and wax or just the wash?
- Hey, hold up. You're doing it?
- Yeah.
- I'm gonna get you all great.
- No streaks, all right?
- That'll be 20 bucks. Thank you.

- -[mom] What are you doing?
- -Huh?
- Oh, I was, uh, just having trouble with my Wi-Fi.
- I wanted to see if Sam was, too, or if it was just my phone, but I got it working though, so we're all good.
- Thought about what you want for dinner?
- I'm thinking about making broccoli rabe.
- Is Shark Tank on tonight?

- -[all] Yes, Sensei!
- -[Silver] You can be one of our students.
- Sign up now at our new flagship dojo in Encino, with more locations opening soon.
- It's a new era at Cobra Kai.
- Come join us.
[all] Yes, Sensei!

- I realized she was doing it all for me.
- She wasn't just looking for a new career.
- She was looking for a better life.
- Sounds like that's what your mom did.
- It may not seem brave, but sometimes avoiding conflict is one of the most heroic things a person can do.

- Hey.
- Long time.

Trey: You know, for a smart kid, you sure do learn slow.
- Maybe we need to leave him with something to remember us by.
- Let him go.
Trey: Don't listen to him.
- All right, Grandpa.
- Let's do it.

- Everything but tree.
- Nothing exists.
- Whole world.
- Only tree.
- You got it?
- Open eye.

Demetri: Could we at least put on a Christmas special? I'd even watch that creepy one with the elf dentist. Yeah, I'm that bored.

Daniel: You didn't win the right way.
Samantha: Maybe my right way is different than yours. Don't I get a choice?

- ♪ I want it all
- Yeah Yeah ♪
- ♪ I want it all ♪
- ♪ I want it all ♪
- ♪ And I want it now ♪

- I didn't follow your lessons.
- Come on, what are you waiting for?
- I won't make that mistake again.
- Kreese.
- No mercy.
- Kreese!

- I've got nothing to say to you, LaPusso.
- -[Anthony chuckles]
- -Oh.
- Call me that one more time and you'll regret it.
- Sorry, I forgot you were so sensitive about that.
- LaPusso.
Anthony: Get him!

- Dominance requires sacrifice. [scoffs]
- You would not last one minute in my dojang back home.
- Will no one accept the challenge?
- We will.
- -Fighting stance.
- -[both] Ais!
- Go left.

- Good night.
- I mean, I already said that, but, you know.
[chuckles] I know.
- Sleep well, Johnny.
Johnny: You too.

- for the coding competition we won at computer camp.
- Remember?
- ♪ Demetri and Eli ♪
- ♪ Binary brothers ♪
- Hey. Cool it with the nerd shit, huh?
- Hey, where's Miguel?
- Those wings are getting cold.

- If this doesn't keep our dojos together,
- I don't know what will.
- We've gotta try everything.
- No matter how difficult it may be.
- -[Miguel] All right.
- -Bye.
Miguel: Bye, babe.
- Robby.

Sid: Oh my God! If it ain't the karate king. What's the matter? Let me guess, let me guess, let me guess: you're low on funds. Sorry, kid, no bailouts. This ain't Wall Street.
[Johnny slides an envelope across the table to Sid]
Sid: What's that? What are you, a mailman?
Johnny: It's your money.
[Sid opens the envelope to find a large stack of hundred dollar bills]
Sid: Good God Almighty...
Johnny: It's all there.
Sid: [smirks] What do you want me to do? Leave it here on the table 'till you come back next week?
Johnny: I won't be back.
Sid: Of course you'll be back! You need my money!
Johnny: I never needed your money. It's just the only thing you had to give.
[Sid's smirk fades]
Johnny: Goodbye, Sid.

Chozen: [to Silver] Now we draw line. No more expansion. No more senseis. No challenge Miyagi-Do. Do not come near LaRusso family. You cross line, you will beg for mercy.

- Any idea how to disconnect one of these?
- Yeah.
- -[Robby grunts]
- -[camera cracks]
- I can't believe it's happening.
- We're really gonna take Silver down.
- Yeah.
- What could go wrong?

- If you wanna be a champion, you need to dig out that fear and face it, whatever it is.
- Because if you don't, it's gonna hold you back forever.
- Understood?
- Yes, sensei.
[Silver] Good.

- Show me wax on, wax off.
- Hai!
- Hai!
- Aits!
- Hyah!
- Whoa.

Johnny: Stick around being a bully isn't much better than leaving.

Ali: You remember Johnny Lawrence? Right.
Daniel: How can I forget?

- What technique was that?
- My limbs were totally numb.
- Secret of Miyagi pressure points.
- If an enemy insists on war... then you take away their ability to wage it, huh?
- Can you teach me?

- run by the king of all assholes.
- So, if by merging with Eagle Fang...
- Weird name, by the way.
- ...can keep us all from getting shit on anymore, then we'd all be assholes not to do it.
- I'm sorry for all the "assholes."
- I usually take pride in my grandiloquence, but it's an emotional time.

- This man is sick and twisted, and when he's done with you, you won't be you anymore.
- One day you'll find yourself with some kid's blood all over your shirt and you'll hope it's not too late to change course.
- He's not interested, Mr. LaRusso.
- New equipment just got in.
- Why don't you go check it out?

[laughs] Nice!
- -[both laugh]
- -[Tory] Hopefully, it's all dry by then.
- I guess we should get our money's worth.
- ♪ …from the start ♪
- ♪ If you love me ♪
- ♪ Come closer and hear my heart ♪

- {\an8}[applause and cheering]
- {\an8}Ladies and gentlemen, it's time to begin our skills competition.
- {\an8}Up first,
- Demetri Alexopoulos from Miyagi-Do Karate, who'll be showcasing the kamas.
- Hi-yah!

- Second rule of Miyagi-Do Karate: First, learn rule number one.
- It's really all about that first rule.
- I guess Mr. Miyagi would make an exception for Cobra Kai.
- I mean, when my dad finds out what we're up to, he is not gonna know what hit him.

- Stop!
- One point.
- -Yeah!
- -Yeah!
Daryl: Diaz and Cobra Kai with the point.
- Now it's 1-1.
- Ready? And fight!

Eli: Are you fighting your friend or your opponent?
Demetri: It doesn't help that nobody's ever beaten Miguel either. Sorry, shouldn't have said that out loud.

- And now, it's yours.
- Check the trunk.
- Aw!
[chuckles] That's…
- Dude, that's so cool.

- Nowhere to run.
- Nowhere to hide.

- No point. Out of bounds.
- What?
- Come on, Ref!
- She went out after she got hit!
- Yes!
Referee: Ready?
- And fight!

- Seems like we're getting ready to fight, but who are we fighting?
- Still don't want me here, huh? Why are you so dead set on freezing me out?
- This place is dangerous.
- You shouldn't be here.
- Are you that scared of a little competition?
- Can't handle the idea of someone coming after the Queen Cobra's crown?

[chuckles] I don't think we have.
- Well, maybe you're a stranger, but tonight, you're family. Okay?
- -Okay. All right.
- -Okay. Vamos. Come on.
Miguel: Vamos. Okay.
- Thanks again.
Miguel: Of course, of course.

John: That's why I'm here. I need a partner and the only other person who knows how to teach Cobra Kai is you. What do ya say?
Terry: I say... .no. Back in the 80s I thought I could conquer the world and I came pretty damn close. I was so hopped up on cocaine and revenge, I spent months terrorising a teenager over a high school karate tournament. It sounds insane just talking about it.

- I don't think there's much
- I can teach you right now, anyway.
- Except, maybe, this... all that Miyagi-Do mumbo jumbo, that might score you points in a tournament.
- But now, you're in the real world, kid.
- You might wanna learn to strike first.

Johnny: Unless you want it crammed up your ass sideways, you'd better take off after your bridge partner.

- -It's the boy, isn't it?
- -[Tory gasps]
- You act strong, but inside you're soft.
- That's not true!
- -Your feelings have made you weak.
- -No!
- You care more about this boy than your own dojo!
- I broke up with him because of this dojo, you bitch!

- I'm sorry I didn't come to you and Mom.
- But that was my fault, not Robby's.
- I thought I could help him, but…
- But he's got his own family.
- I need to focus on mine.
- Just do me a favor, OK?
- This year, just concentrate on precalculus, OK?

- Looks like karate boy wanna throw down!
- Sure does.
- Yeah, man.
- Go ahead.
- Give you a free shot before I use your teeth for dice.
- My karate's about self-defense.
- Oh. Let's see how that works out for you.

- Show me...
- "cast the rod."
- What?
- Nice block.
- "Cast the rod."
- So the fishing trip was karate training after all.
- More of a happy coincidence.

- Live or die, man?
- Die.

- Like you.
- Thanks, I have to get ready for work.
- I need every hour I can get.
- Or else...
- Or else what?
- Don't worry about it.

- Now.
- We agreed to settle this at the tournament.
- And that's where we're gonna do it.
- What happened to "no mercy"?
- You know, I thought you knew better than to question me.
- I thought this is what you wanted.

Johnny: Your wife's paying the bills, huh?
Daniel: Says the guy who grew up eating free lunches here.
Ali: Okay, you guys really like fighting each other.
Daniel: He's instigating. I'm just defending myself, as usual.
Johnny: She knows firsthand that's bullshit.
Ali: [sighs] This is exactly the problem. You say one thing, and then *you* say the opposite. You both think there's only one side to the story.
Johnny: I know. There's two.
Ali: No, there's three. There's your side...
[looks at Johnny]
Ali: ... and your side...
[looks at Daniel]
Ali: ... and then there is the truth. And the truth is, you guys are more alike than you want to admit. And maybe you recognize parts of yourself in each other, and maybe you don't always like what you see.
[pause]
Johnny: I guess it's possible some small part of all of this is my fault.
Daniel: Yeah. Me too.

Robby: No hard feelings?
- A deal's a deal.
- I'll go.
- No.
- Stay.

- I… Whatever it takes, I'll do it.
- I need this.
- So today was a setback, but the boys, they're gonna improve.
- You're gonna be fighting lots of new opponents.
- -And--
- -[Samantha] What?
- What the hell is she doing here?

Daniel: You wanted to beat Miyagi-Di so badly you gave Cobra Kai all of our secrets.
Robby: The goal is to win. I did what I had to do.
Daniel: If all you care about is winning, you really didn't learn anything I taught you.
Robby: You know, everybody thinks their way is the only way. You, my dad, Cobra Kai. Truth is, it doesn't matter which way you fight as long as it works. And I'll use whatever it takes to win.
Daniel: Why? To get back at your dad? Me? Sam? The world? Because if that's the case, I have another Miyagi-Do secret that you can slip to your friends. Never put passion in front of principle. Because even if you win, you lose.

- We're happy to have you.
- Nice to meet you.
- -Hey. Nice to meet you guys.
- -[boy] Hello, sir.
Daniel: There's no need to call me "sir."
- "Mr. LaRusso" is just fine.
- Come out front with me.
- We'll start your first lesson.
- -[tires screech]
- -[rock music plays]

- Thank you, Sensei.
- What was that?
- That's not how I taught you to fight.
- It's what Sensei Kreese taught us.
- This isn't a tournament.
- This is real life.
- That how you wanna live your life?

- I know what it's like.
- It sucks to have everyone laughing at you.
- If it means anything,
- I've experienced multiple back-wedgies...
- They're no picnic, either.
- Okay.
- Let's not make this a thing.
- Understood.

- Go to another angle.
- There is no other angle.
Johnny: Don't you guys have another phone?
- Hawk?
Demetri: Shit. Eli, what happened?

Johnny: Try not to breathe too much. There's black mold in the corner.

- Left side, like you like.
- -Watch this one.
- -[Chozen yells]
- Chozen, no!
- They show no mercy, we show them no mercy!
- -[Barnes groans]
- -No, you don't understand!
- -[Chozen] What do you mean?
- -[Barnes grunts]

- No mercy.
- -[Tory strains]
- -Ah!
- -She doesn't love you. She loves me!
- -[roars]

- Are they still watching?
- I don't care.
- Me neither.
- -Sam.
- -What?

- You could've been a badass.
- Who's badass now?
- Demetri!
- I know you're in here.
- Figured you'd hide in the computer lab, you damn nerd!
- I'm coming for you.

- the more the merrier.
- May the best dojo win.
- We will.
- And when we do,
- I'm gonna shove that ponytail up your ass.
- -[Amanda chuckles]
- -You can translate that.
- Okay. All right.

- No strings attached?
- Yeah, it's free.
- So I can do karate here?
- All the way from that trashcan, all the way to that tree?
- You can do whatever you want, it's a public park.
- Can I get back to my family now?
- Yeah, yeah. Thanks.

- We have to make our move now.
Johnny: If we don't, every kid in the Valley is gonna be forced to choose.
Daniel: Side with Cobra Kai…
- Grand opening of our new location.
- You should come check it out.
Daniel: …or feel the pain.
- You dropped something.

Johnny: When an eagle's hungry, it doesn't hesitate.
- An eagle knows it has to make the first move.
- And you can't do that unless you jump.

- What he needs is practice, right?
- Keep your hands up, protect your head!
- Mama, this man is a bad influence.
[in English] He's not.
- You don't know him.
- -I know he's a loser.
- -He is not a loser.
- If you knew him, you'd see he's a great man.

Demetri: That building is, like, five Nates away and we're at least 14 Nates high.
Nathaniel: Please don't use me as a system of measurement.

- You want me to fight Sam LaRusso?
Kim: No.
- I want you to defeat her.
- Or are you too afraid?
- No, Sensei.
- Then show me.

- He's a really nice guy.
- You just have to talk to him.
- I haven't even been invited over yet.
- She's probably too afraid to introduce me.
- Dude, just go over there.
- It's a alpha move.
- Who the hell did that?

- All of these things
- I missed out on because of you.
- Miggy, no. Please listen to me.
- -[Hector] Vamonos, Miguel.
- -I…
- -[Hector] El Hoyo Verde is calling.
- -Don't--
Hector: Come on, let's go.
- Hey.

- It's no problem.
- But, look, I'm gonna have to tell LaRusso about this.
- -It's his kid.
- -[Robby] Please don't.
- If he sees her like this, it'll crush him.
- Let me take the blame.
- I'll say I got drunk and told Sam to bring me here.

- -We'll make you a Deadpool costume.
- -[ironic chuckle]
[in Spanish] No. This isn't a sweatshop.
- -Oh, Miggy!
- -Mm?
[in English] What happened to your hand?
- -Um…
- -[in Spanish] You don't wanna know.
[in English] What?

Piper: But what about non-binary and gender fluid?
Johnny: Yes, fluids are crucial. If you don't hydrate, it affects performance.

- I know you don't wanna hear it, but Mr. LaRusso was good to me.
- Miyagi-Do Karate helped me out a lot.
- Look, all I'm saying is maybe you guys can learn a thing or two from each other.
- All right, you better go.
- Thanks for driving me, Dad.

Demetri: [after Sam gives him a pair of sai] You realize by giving me these you've dramatically increased my odds of being stabbed to death.

[all] Oh!
[girl] Did you see that?
- Party on.
- -[cheering]
- -[music playing]
[all] Stingray, Stingray,
- Stingray, Stingray, Stingray!
- Stingray, Stingray, Stingray,
- Stingray, Stingray, Stingray, Stingray!

Johnny: This is Devon Lee, our new female champion.
Devon: Hi. My pronouns are she/her.
Johnny: The only pronouns we accept in this dojo are sensei and student.
Devon: Those are nouns.
Johnny: Those are nouns.
Devon: That's an imperative.

Daniel: You've lied to me! Get out now! And don't come back to this house, not to the dealership, not ever! You got that? Ever again!

- Ais!
- Hi-yah!

- Now I am.
- -[Shan] I didn't mean to bother you.
- -[Amanda] Hey, hey.
- It's OK.
- Mom?

- Twenty to the touch.
- Touchdown! Hogan!
- What a play by Hogan!
- -He managed to catch the ball--
- -[station switches]
- -[commercial announcer] …is $24.99.
- -[knocking]
- And if you order now, we will throw in the matching slippers at…

Johnny: Some kids need a little aggression.

- Returning to defend his title, from Cobra Kai Karate, Miguel Diaz!
- Get ready.
- It's karate time.
- Face each other. Bow.
- Face me, bow.
- Ready? Fight!

- I heard that in a car commercial.
- Love, Nariyoshi Miyagi."
- Thank you, Mr. Miyagi.
- Ah.
- Thank you.
- Arrigato, Daniel-san.

- Oh yeah? Or what?
- -Keep it up and you'll find out.
- -Stay in your lane, Steiner.
- This is a bar, not a yoga class.
- So unless you've got a bat hiding behind that bony butt--
- I don't need a bat for you, tramp stamp.
- -[grunting]
- -[glass smashing]

- That's it, LaRusso.
- That's the Cobra Kai student I remember.
- You never really had the strength, did you?
- I was ready to let this go.
- And you just kept getting in my way.

- Oh my God, kid.
- I don't know what he's told you, but you shouldn't believe a word he says, or you're gonna end up exactly like him.
- You and I...
- This...
- We aren't done.
- I'm right here, man.

- Can you believe this guy? What?
- If Hector is so dangerous, I don't think we should be throwing his name around.
- We gotta shake the tree to get the apples.
- -Or we could climb the tree ourselves.
- -What does that mean? What tree?
- The apple tree.
- You just said you wanted-Wait!
- -[Johnny] Hey, hey! Hey!
- -[Robby] Hey!

- Can I at least use a roller?
Daniel: Left circle, right circle.
- There you go.
- -Ah! Ah!
- -What? What?
- Splinter.
- Uh… It's a big one.

Johnny: Still think we could have taken 'em. Give me nunchucks, and it's lights out.
Amanda: Okay, let's just take a breath here before we start entertaining assault with deadly weapons.

- Careful. That drum saved my life.
- -Sorry, I didn't mean to touch it.
- -Nah, it's just a toy.
- Then again, not everything in Miyagi-Do is always as it seems.

Daniel: Honesty isn't exactly Cobra Kai's strong suit.

Daniel: I didn't want it to come to this.
- I've tried to do the right thing.
- I thought if we taught together, we could make the kids stronger.

Daniel: [to Miguel] You see, my path wasn't a straight line. And yours is still being written.

Demetri: I heard Logan Wang's after-party got canceled. His brother got in some middle school fight.
Eli: That supposed to make us feel better? That everyone else's night is ruined?
Demetri: Yeah. It's literally the definition of "misery loves company."

Hector: My dad used to tell me all the greatest stories. That was his favorite. "Fly too close to the sun, chiquito, you'll burn your wings right off." What you don't learn till you get older is that the sun is the government, it's women. You fly too high, they come and... bring you down.

Anthony: You're lucky my dad didn't kill you.
Johnny: Yeah? You're lucky I didn't kill *him*.
Anthony: I'm gonna tell him you said that.
Johnny: Good. I want him to know. You guys got any ketchup?
Anthony: Yeah. Get it yourself. Douchebag.
[Anthony walks away]
Johnny: [indignant] Dick.

- I just want you all to respect each other.
- She's right.
- We should stop the aggression.
- Micro and macro.
- Oh, give me a break.
- Hey! Consider this a warning, Ms. LaRusso.
- And get these Legos off the ground.
- Someone could get hurt.
- For you pansies, no space is safe.

John: Are you fighting your friend or your opponent?

Bob: Well, we need a contract. And I'll need to run your credit.
Johnny: I'd prefer if you didn't.

[1980s announcer] The new champion,
- Daniel LaRusso!
Zack: All right, LaRusso.
- Let's see your moves.
- Bust out some of that Miyagi shit.
- Come on, LaPusso.

Miguel: Science is murder!
- Samantha, why did you dissect me?
- I could've gone somewhere in life.
- I could've been bacon.
- -[laughs]
- -Just joking. It's Miguel.
- Uh, let me know if you need the notes from today's class.

- -What kind of trouble? Can I help?
- -Uh, no, she's calling a tow truck.
- Oh no, no. Oh no, she's not.
- I know what those jackals charge.
- -Let me call my guys, we'll bring it in.
- -That's not necessary.
- Miguel, I do this for a living.
- Let me help.
- Okay. Thank you, Mr. LaRusso.
- It's not a problem. Okay? Come on,
- I'll give you a ride to the garage.

Referee: No point. Blocked.
- Continue.

- Crazy bastard tried stopping a fight.
- He got what he deserved.

[Daniel visits Mr. Miyagi's grave]
Daniel: Hey, Mr. Miyagi. I know it's been a few months, but... better late than never, right?
[pause]
Daniel: I've been thinking about you a lot lately, but I, um... you know, it's funny. When I was a kid, you... seemed to always have all the answers. And I guess I thought when I got older, I'd had it all figured out too. But now, I guess... like I'm clueless. Makes me wonder, was it different for you or were you just better at hiding it? Maybe that was it, huh?
[starts trimming the bonsai tree next to the grave]
Daniel: I feel like lately I've let my anger take control. You know me, I've always been a bit of a hothead, so...
[pause]
Daniel: I really wish you'd be here.
[Daniel gets up and bows]

- I did. You got a problem with that?
- All right, here you go, Keene.
- No, I'm good.
- What? You can't handle a sip of beer?
- No, I just don't need a drink to pretend to be cool.
- Yeah, that's funny.
- All right. Let's get going.

- You're to blame for that.
- I have to disagree with you there.
- I care about my students.
- They're strong.
- They're true fighters.
- And they wouldn't make the mistake of showing mercy and ending up in a coma!

- Finish him.
- -[grunts]
- -[students gasp]
- Team Black!

- I was kind of hoping you would show up in costume.
- Maybe a karate gi?
- No. Oh God.
- I haven't worn one of those in a while.
- You know, I still can't believe you and Ali broke up after high school.
- Things change… sometimes.

- Who's the loser? I don't hear ya!
- Since when do you disobey an order?
- Let her do what she wants.
- You've come this far.
- This is your fight now.
- So whatever happens, it’s up to you.

Amanda: Chozen, you're still new around here, and no offense, Johnny, but strategy isn't exactly your forte. You're more of a... blunt instrument.
Johnny: Thank you.

- Hey, I'm Robby Keene.
- Fill out this form.
- We'll call your name when a probation officer is ready to see you.

- Robby, Miguel.
- Look where they are now.
- It's all your fault.
- It's all your fault!
- Miguel!
- You started this, now let's finish it.

Daryl: This is it, folks. The moment we've all been waiting for. The final match to determine who will be victor and champion. Will it be Miguel Diaz from Cobra Kai Karate? Will it be Robby Keene, unaffili
[a female official interrupts and whispers]
Daryl: Daniel LaRusso's gonna coach?
[Female offical nods yes]
Daryl: Daniel LaRusso is gonna coach! I'm sorry, folks. There's been a change. Robby Keene will now be fighting for Miyagi-Do Karate with former champion Daniel LaRusso as his sensei! How about that? Good luck, gentlemen.
Johnny: [Daniel and Johnny approach each other at the side of the mat] What do you think you're doing?
Daniel: Coaching my student. Somebody needs to be there for him.
Johnny: You think this is funny?
Daniel: Do you see me laughing?
Johnny: You're gonna regret this when it's over.
Daniel: Yeah, right. Like this will ever be over.

Devon: Countdown clock? Kind of dramatic, isn't it?

- ♪ Can't sleep
- Gotta get into something ♪
- ♪ I can't sleep
- Gotta get into something ♪
- ♪ Whoa ♪
- ♪ Woo! ♪
- ♪ Whoa ♪
- ♪ Woo! ♪

[woman] Click here to see videos of the hottest…
- -Oh shit. What's that?
- -…doing everything.

- Cheaters! Cheaters!
- Cheaters! Cheaters! Cheaters!
- Cheaters! Cheaters! Cheaters!
- Cheaters! Cheaters! Cheaters! Cheaters!
- Dipshit. I know this was you.
- What are you gonna do?
- Not strike first if that's what you think.
- You don't have the balls to anyway.
- Is that all you got?

- Well, look on the bright side, Kreese.
- It'll be over soon.
- Move!
- What you looking at? Move!

- I'm gonna make sure this girl gets expelled.
- I don't care about Tory.
- I just want Miguel to be OK. [sobbing]
- I can't believe Robby would do that.
- -It's all my fault.
- -What? No! No!
- No, don't say that, Sam.

- A few months ago,
- I saw him take on an entire hockey team.
- Five on one. He beat 'em all.
- I saw him save young girl from typhoon.
- He took a man down with a single strike to his pressure point.
- Who do you think teach him that?
- We're here.

- You son of a bitch, Kreese. We had them.
- You killed us.
- I didn't... I couldn't.

- Go after him! Good, good!
Johnny: Nice, Diaz! Nice!

Jenna: Can I help you find something?
Miguel: Um, yes. I'm looking for something special for my girlfriend.
Jenna: That's so sweet! Is it a birthday, an anniversary?
Demetri: He left the country without telling her during the biggest karate fight of her life.
Jenna: That's... a new one.

- Trust me, you are pissing off the wrong guy on the wrong day, all right?
- -[Ky] Really?
- -Yeah, really.
- Get the hell out of here, loser.
[boys] Oh!
- Aah!
- Let's get him.

- You wanna say something, say it to my face.
- That's what I thought.

- {\an8}Diaz. You hungry? I'll make your favorite.
- {\an8}Spicy Manwich, side of steak fries.
- {\an8}I'm actually going with Mr. LaRusso.
- We're finishing my mom's car.
- {\an8}Oh, okay. No problem.
- {\an8}[Miguel] Sensei.
- {\an8}Ready when you are.

- Remember, this proposal will revolutionize the tournament.
- This is our legacy.
- By a show of hands, do we all agree on the changes?

Daniel: Come on, Johnny, time to wake up. I'm ready for Eagle Fang training. That sounded as ridiculous out loud as I thought it would.

- Yeah, well, you should be sorry.
- Maybe we could hash things out?
Daniel: Ah.
- Ham?
- Uh. Uh, n-no. No, I'm, I'm… I'm good.
- Suit yourself.

[Robby has pinned Miguel against a pillar]
Robby: You can't cheat your way out of this one!
[Miguel escapes with a headbutt]
Miguel: Like that move? Learned it from your dad!

Johnny: [to Kreese] This was a mistake. You want Cobra Kai? It's yours.

Terry: No offense, John, but that's not how it looks from where I'm sitting.
John: It wasn't long ago where you were sitting was at a vegan tofu brunch.

Referee: That's 2-1, Diaz.
- That's all right, baby.
- Two more, and mama is back in the finals!
- -You got it!
- -Offense!
- -Stay on offense!
- -[referee] Fighting positions. Ready?
- -And fight!
- -Hai!
- Focus! Focus!

- Kyler, stop it.
- Ow. Ow!
- -Sam…
- -[grunts]
- -Ow! [grunts]
- -I said stop it.
[man] Quiet!

Robby: Look…
- I know I'm supposed to forgive you or whatever, but right now, it's a little tough.
- So, instead, you're gonna torture me by training with that prick?
- Hey, you don't know Mr. LaRusso.
- He's a better man than you'll ever be.

- You have a picture in your mind?
- What are you gonna do?
- -Hyah!
- -Again!
- -Hyah!
- -Are you a loser?
- No, Sensei! [grunts]
- Again!

- We were so young.
- And the good times far outweighed the bad.
- And that is how I will always remember it.
- Me too. Me too.
- Merry Christmas, Johnny.
- Merry Christmas, LaRusso. Daniel.

Daniel: [last lines of the season, as "In The Air Tonight" by The Protomen reaches its crescendo] You ready?
Johnny: Let's begin!

- {\an8}[message notification beeps]
- Dope shirt, by the way.

- -[Robby] Ais!
- -[referee] Point.
- Winner.

Louie: Hey, boss. Uh, Mrs. Boss. I got something on my computer you got to see. And don't worry. It's not porno this time.

- I'm willing to admit when I fail, okay?
- And maybe I did.
- Or maybe he just has a little too much of you in him.
- Where you going?
- I got somewhere to be.
- You better return that car to the dealership!

- Don't miss your court date, or I'll hunt you down like a dog in the street, brah.
- We'll see about that, brah.

- Not too bad for a newbie, huh?
- Maybe I will earn my way onto this wall yet.
- -Hey, Dad?
- -Yeah.
- Do you have a second?
- Sure, what's up?
- Uh, how much do you know about Robby's home life?

- No more talk.
- You cross bridge, or I kill her.
- Daniel-san...
- This not tournament, this for real.
- I know.
- Now we fight to death.

- Nope.
- Maybe her phone died.
- Whatever.
- Let's get the party started without her.
- ♪ I got the feeling
- That you're getting over her ♪
- ♪ Let me help you
- Let me tell you ♪

Robby: I don't need to drink to pretend to be cool.

- Uh, it was unclear if the gate was the front door or if I was supposed to ring the doorbell.
- Is that a koi pond?
- -How much does it cost to maintain that?
- -May I help you?
- Uh…
- Yeah. I wanna learn karate.

Daniel: Ali, is it really you?
Ali: I think so.

John: The key to this move is making your enemy think you are retreating. But just as they let their guard down, that's when you strike the hardest.

Samantha: Seems like you're always behind me in line. First Miguel, now Robby. I have a half-eaten cupcake in there if you want some.
Tory: You know, I'd kick your ass, but I promised your mom that I wouldn't.
Samantha: Stay the hell away from my family.
Tory: Sorry. I don't take orders from tiny, little bitches.

- see where that gets your relationship with your daughter.
Brucks: Whoo!
- Skinny dips and bong rips.
- Whoa!
- Oh, you're that bonsai guy on those commercials!
- Wait. Where'd everybody go?

- while you're off at karate camp.
- I'm sorry, OK?
- I've just been focused on giving these kids a chance to defend themselves.
Amanda: OK.
- Well, sometimes, when you focus on one thing, you lose focus of everything else that matters.

- a better father, a better teacher.
- But I can make a difference in these kids' lives.
- It's a tough world out there, and I can help them be ready for it.
- That's what I've been up to.
- That's who I am.
- I'm a sensei.
- Nah, too long.

[Johnny exits his apartment to take out his trash when Miguel greets him]
Miguel: Hey, I'm Miguel. My family just moved in to 109.
Johnny: Great. More immigrants.
Miguel: Actually, we're from Riverside. But anyways, I was just wondering if you were having trouble with your water pressure, 'cause I know ours seems to be a little weird right now.
[Johnny opens dumpster and drops his trash]
Miguel: Oh, bottles go in the blue bin.
Johnny: Listen, Menudo. I've lived in this shithole for over 10 years. Pipes don't work. Fountain's full of piss. The only good thing about being here is that I don't have to talk to anybody. So nice knowing you.
[Johnny walks towards his car]
Miguel: Okay. Well... Have a nice day, I guess.

- There's nothing to know.
- It's crazy.
- After last year, I got back into karate to get away from all the drama.
- Well, my mom's therapist always says,
- "You can't hide from your heart."
- I think you should wear the blue one.
- It goes with your eyes.
- All right. Now, shoes.

Johnny: Good job today. Everyone ice up, we're back at it tomorrow.
- Your mom wants us to have a family dinner tonight, so don't be home too late.
- -Must be nice being teacher's favorite.
- -Yeah. Is he gonna tuck you in?

- Johnny isn't my dad.
- Anyways, uh, I just wanted to wish you good luck.
- And let you know--
Daryl: All finalists, please report to the center mat.
- I gotta go. But I’ll see you out there rooting for me, right?
- I'm always rooting for you, Sam.

Daniel: This was always gonna be a disaster, wasn't it?
Johnny: Everything's a disaster with you.

- Grab the bō!
- Get the bō. Get it, get it!
- -Get him, get him!
- -[Hawk] Come on!

Johnny: Never "can't". Those are just words, they're meaningless. It's time for you to get out of that bed and do something. You're not a kid anymore, the world isn't going to just hand it to you. You want something, you're going to have to crawl across the floor. Use your damned teeth if you have to. You're going to do whatever it takes. And I'm always going to be right here next to you... because I'll always be your teacher.

Captain: You got a death wish, kid?
Young: Not wishing for it. Just... not afraid of it.
Captain: That right?
Young: Some people can't tell the difference.

- With everything that's happened and everything still happening,
- I think we should give it some time.
- Is that okay with you?
- Yeah.
- Totally.
- We'll give it some time.

Daniel: I said no, all right?
Louie: I'm telling you, cuz, she's really good. She's in her second year of grad school for child psychology.
Amanda: Who is?
Daniel: Uh, Cousin Vanessa. She wants to help out with Anthony.
Amanda: Oh, no offense, but if we were gonna get a pro, we could do better than Marisa Tomei Junior.

- and good will come back to you."
- Mr. Miyagi was right for loving her.
- So, Yuna.
- Can I buy you a drink?
- I should hope so, Daniel-san.
- I'm about to save your business.

Miguel: Sensei Kreese?
- What can I do for you, Mr. Diaz?
- I wanted to apologize for yesterday.
- It was disrespectful to challenge your lesson.

- No, I'm not drunk, all right?
- I'm not… I mean, I'm not that drunk.
- The limo stopped short and the champagne spilled everywhere.
- -And it just--
- -Oh shit. I hate it when that happens.
- Hey, look. You're the first person
- I've seen in miles.
- And I gotta get home now.
- And this truck is gonna take me there, one way or the other.

- Later, geek!
- Assholes.
- You have a marker?
- Yeah.
- Cast.

Johnny: Got a certificate of authenticity.
- Ooh.
- That's a nice one.
- They even put an eagle on there and everything.
- All right, you know what?
- You just lost an opportunity of a lifetime.

- That one.
- Aren't you gonna wear gloves?
[in Spanish] Where's the Pepto Bismol?
[in Spanish] Over there.
- Can you put that on a plate?

- Unless he doesn't want to.
- Oh, then we'd have a bigger problem.
- Yeah, remember what we did to that bitch-ass kid over in Ventura?
- Oh yeah. That was unfortunate.
- -It was.
- -Yeah.
- But we're not gonna have a bigger problem, are we, Robby?

- What are we doing here?
- I thought we were heading home.
- Uh, we just have to make a quick stop.
- Come on.

- {\an8}All right, let me…
- Oh, I forgot my water bottle in your car.
- {\an8}-Uh, the keys are on my nightstand.
- -Okay.
- {\an8}[Johnny sighs]
- {\an8}-I think we should tell him tonight.
- -Yeah. Okay.
- {\an8}Sure you're not gonna back out this time?
- {\an8}I wanted to make sure we did it right.

- If you come, others will follow.
- Okay? We can show everyone that we're not a bunch of bullies.
- It can be like before.
- He has a new dojo?
- Hey, check this guy out!
- Standing around with a dick in his hand!

- But we can't do it without you.
- Sensei.
- Dad, not everyone has someone like you to protect them and teach them.
- It's time that all of us join this fight.
- All of us?

Johnny: [approaching a car on Daniel's trade-in lot] This one's not half bad.
Daniel: It's a 2009 Challenger, 5.8 liter.
Johnny: 5.7.
Daniel: What, you know cars?
Johnny: What kind of man doesn't?

Referee: Point, LaRusso.
- Score’s two to two.
- Next point wins. Ready?
- Fight!
Referee: That's a block. No point!

[crowd] Ooh!
- -Point, Lawrence!
- -Point, LaRusso!
- -Are you sure?
- -Are you sure?
Demetri: Check the replay!

- The fight isn't always gonna come when it's 75 degrees and breezy.
- Aren't we supposed to avoid fighting?
- Sometimes you can't.
- Someday, the fight may come to you.
- And I wanna make sure you're ready.
- So, today, we're gonna see what Miyagi-Do is made of.

- though you’ll recognize a few familiar faces.
- Every year, a new dojo rises up the ranks.
- Does this newcomer have what it takes to win it all?
- Please welcome Eagle Fang Karate, led by Sensei Johnny Lawrence and defending champion Miguel Diaz!

Samantha: [showing Miguel the octopus necklace] Is this yours? I found it at Miyagi-Do.
Miguel: That was supposed to be yours, but...
Samantha: But I broke up with you before you could give it to me.
Miguel: Something like that.
Samantha: So you weren't really fine with breaking up?
Miguel: Well, it wasn't what I wanted, but you said you weren't okay. You needed some time, and I think that just seemed like it was more important.
Samantha: Thank you. Means a lot to me.
Miguel: Of course. I mean that's what you do when you love someone, right?
Samantha: You've never said that before.
Miguel: Well, I do.
Samantha: Love you too.

- He's not focused.
- Remember what you learned, Robby!

- Better rides on our side anyway.
- Hey. It's over. He's not worth it.
- We out of here.
- Hey.
- I know you can handle yourself.
- But don't tell me the best place for Kenny is Cobra Kai.

[in Spanish] I screwed up.
[in English] No, Rosa. I did.
- Again.
- ♪ I never drew first
- But I drew first blood ♪
- -Don't close the door!
- -[door slams]
- Shit.

Moon: [singing] We don't have to punch, hate. Let's go get some brunch instead and be friends.

- No matter how many times I come back here,
- I can't help but feel a little rush of adrenaline.
- It's great, Dad.
- But you still haven't told me why we're here.
- Come here.

- What, you looking to take karate?
- No.
- It's my fucking dad.
- Come on. Let's get out of here.

- He's got Chozen and Barnes.
- We have to get to the kids before someone gets hurt.
- Don't you worry, Mr. LaRusso.
- We will.
- What are you doing? It's pitch black.
- Stingrays see better in the dark.

- Nice try.
- But you can't end a war with diplomacy.
- So I suggest you prepare your students for battle.
- Because now it's open season.
- On them... and you.
- Snake. Snake!

- You're coming back tomorrow, huh?
- Well, if that's OK with you.
- Sensei, you home?
- I used your spare key to drop off some food.
- My mom doesn't want you eating Slim Jims for breakfast anymore.
- OK.

- Was that Daniel?
- Yeah. He's not coming.
- Hey, you've reached Daniel LaRusso.
- Sorry I can't come--

Carmen: [when Miguel learns Johnny is dating her] Miggy, are you okay?
Miguel: Yeah, I'm fine. Uh, I think. Surprised. But also not super surprised. I would have chosen someone with, uh, better food in their refrigerator.

Miguel: Sensei, what's going on?
Johnny: There's a lifetime ban on Cobra Kai from entering the tournament.
Miguel: What? How is that fair?
Johnny: It's not. There's nothing I can do about it.
Miguel: What happened to "never accept defeat"? There is no "no"?
Johnny: That was girl advice, this is different. This is the real world, there are rules.
Miguel: Since when do you care about the rules? "We don't take no for an answer", you said that! You gotta fight this.
Johnny: You know what? You're right. I'm gonna go down there and beat their asses.
Miguel: Yeah. No, no, no! What? No, that's not what I meant. I'm saying maybe there's a more delicate approach, Sensei?
Johnny: The way of the fist is not delicate, cobras are not delicate.
Miguel: Yes, yes, sorry, I... forget delicate. I'm just saying, maybe there's a smarter way to fight back?

- Keep stirring!
- Their muscles are gonna ache, sure, but if you wanna make 'em tough, you gotta give 'em something to be afraid of.
- No one's afraid of a little cement.
- They will be.

Johnny: Why do you have a rock in the middle of your dojo?

Johnny: Hey! Stairwell's out of bounds!
- That's it. Fight's over!
Johnny: All right. That's enough.
- -[Robby groans]
- -[Johnny] Robby! Miguel! Knock it off!
- -Shit.
- -[grunting]
- -Shit!
- -[dramatic music continues]

Johnny: It's time to put Pandora back in her box!

- Hey, Sensei!
- I'm here for my Jell-O cup today.
- What's the matter?
- Ears full of shit, old man?
- Let me clean them out for ya.
- How is this bag of bones in here for assault?
- You don't know me very well.

- See, I say we go visit Cole and show him a little Jersey justice.
- What are you gonna do?
- Gonna go round up your biker friends, get your asses kicked again?
- We weren't gonna talk about that.
- Daniel, I don't think we have a choice.
- If we want to come out of this with anything, we're gonna have to sell to Cole.

- I got stronger, gained confidence, got the girl of my dreams…
- Even if she ends up leaving me for some hot Aussie dude she meets there.
- Hell, I'm actually excited about the All Valley tournament.
- I never thought I'd say that.
- But it's not gonna be as exciting if you're not there.

- room temp.
- That wasn't an option.
- What about you?
- I like the heat.
- I thought we weren't…
- We weren't.

- some protein bars.
- And, yeah… some homeless-looking guy, he just started giving us a hard time.
- And the next thing we know, he busts some karate.
- Karate?
- Wait, wait, wait.
- Wait a minute, wait a minute.
- What mini-mall was this?

- -What are you doing here?
- -Field trip. You and me, let's go.
- It's the middle of a school day.
- I have history. I--
- History's for nerds. Play hooky with me.
- I'll write a doctor's note, used to work for me. Come on, what do you say?
- -Okay.
- -All right, great.
- Don't worry,
- I'll bring him back in one piece.

- You be quiet!
- OK, boss man.
- I like how you take charge.
- Hey, gotta be an alpha to work at TBS biz affairs, right?
- Yeah, you do.
- Be quiet, my son is sleeping.
- -[man] OK.
- -OK.
- -[man laughing]
- -[Shan squealing, giggling]

Amanda: What is going on?
Anthony: Dad's about to fight this guy!
Daniel: Amanda, please, just go inside. This is between me and Sensei Lawrence.
Amanda: Yeah, you two seem to have this pretty well in hand. Just a normal Saturday afternoon, a couple of grown men about to kick each other into a pool. You know, as much as I would love to watch you and your childhood karate rival duke it out, I kinda don't wanna get any blood on the patio, so what do you say we try to resolve this over some breakfast instead?
[pause]
Daniel: Want to go inside?
Johnny: I could eat.

- These two amazing competitors have reached their three-minute time limit in a one-one tie!
- Which means their championship match will be decided, for the first time since 1985, by sudden-death overtime!
- Let's go!

- Miyagi-Do needs you.
- I'm not going back to Miyagi-Do.
- That's great. You're choosing Eagle Fang over your best friend.
- I'm not going back to Eagle Fang either!
- I-I'm done with karate, man.
- I quit.

- I watched Demetri get his arm broken, and...
- I couldn't do anything.
- And now I'm having all these panic attacks and...
- And I don't know if I'm ever going to be able to defend myself again.
- I'm so sorry, Sam.
- Just take me home.

[boy] Let's go!
- I am so proud of you, Sam.
- That was incredible.
- -Crazy tough.
- -Crazy tough. It's all you.
- Samantha-san.
[in Japanese] You did it!

- Apparently. Should've seen this coming.
- Who does he even think he's tweeting to?
- You're his only follower?
- I don't know. H-He seems serious about it.
- So this is real?
- Sensei and Sensei are gonna throw down?
- Mm-hm.
- That's awesome!

- We won't just dominate the tournament, we'll melt this whole snowflake generation.
- This is really your last chance, Johnny.
- Are you in or are you out?
- Listen to him, Dad.
- He only wants what's best for you.

- The tree's, like, my feelings or something.
- Well, you are the tree, Robby.
- You got strong roots.
- You know who you are, right?
- So now all you've gotta do is visualize what you want your future to look like, and then you make it happen.

Daniel: Banzai! Daniel LaRusso here from LaRusso Auto bringing you specials on all of our inventory. We have an excess of Jeep Grand Cherokees priced to go. Get a lease, or own it...
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[Daniel chops the caption to '$339/month']
Daniel: Yes, we are chopping prices on all of our Hondas, Nissans, Acuras, and Audis.
[Daniel chops and punches the price captions]
Daniel: So come visit any of our locations in Tarzana, Woodland Hills, North Hollywood, and Sherman Oaks. And as always, every customer leaves with their very own bonsai tree. LaRusso Auto Group. We kick the competition.

[Demetri is being attacked by Hawk, but traps him in a hold]
Demetri: No hard feelings.
[Demetri finally shows aggression and kicks Hawk into a trophy case, ending their fight]
Demetri: [with some sarcasm] Sorry, Eli.

- With two senseis, you will receive twice the instruction.
- That means twice the work.
- And if you are not prepared to put in 200%, then you can leave right now.
- But if you dig in and follow our lead, we're gonna take you to the next level.

- I never thought
- I'd see Cobra Kai again in my life.
- It took my best student to remind me that anything is possible.
- I guess it's good you still got that Mexican.
- Miguel's from Ecuador.
[Kreese] Six of one.
- Better hope that LaRusso doesn't sink his mitts into him.

- scratching your balls.
- Thank you very much, but I can scratch my own balls.
- I didn't get this far trusting a car salesman, huh?
- No deal!
- Fine. Then enjoy pissing in your own shower, Armand.
- -Everybody does it!
- -[line disconnects]

- I gotta be honest, LaRusso.
- I thought you'd put up more of a fight.

- ♪ I don't ♪
- ♪ This is the fight song ♪
- ♪ This is the fight song ♪
- ♪ This is the fight song ♪
[patrons] Oh!
- Thank you.

- -[students] Ooh!
- -This is out of control!
- Get me security in the main corridor, right away!
- It's OK, sir. I got this.
- Yeah!
- -Hiyah!
- -[boy 6 screams]
- -[students] Ooh!
- -[Stingray] Uh-huh.

John: Only the strong shall survive.

- you still stink, Ray.
[chuckles] Stink-Ray!
- That is so much more appropriate!
- Stink-Ray!
- Tread carefully, Greg.
- You mess with a Cobra, you get the fangs.

Terry: You're playing with fire, Danny Boy.
Chozen: And I am gasoline. Boom.

- I feel so guilty.
- It's not your fault.
- All this started before you were even born.
- If not for me and Johnny, there wouldn't have been a fight in the first place.
- This is my fault.

- You know this isn't some kata competition?
- Hai.
- Is that a yes?
- I don't understand how this is gonna help Dad.
- I don't know, Sam.
- At this point, I'm not sure what will.

- but the rest of us, we have to fight for every inch of what's ours.
- Not just to score a point.
- For everything.
- Yeah.
- Hands up.

Johnny: [Johnny talking on the phone at the dojo] Uh-huh. No, we're always looking for new recruits. We have a 4:00 pm class and a 5:00 pm class but they're filling up fast. No, no. We accept boys and girls.
[Caller asks about other gender students]
Johnny: Gender what? Hey, is this a prank call?

Johnny: You're cold, old man.
Sid: And don't you forget it, buster.

- Never say no to free marshmallows.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Are you making a s'more with a peanut butter cup?
- I call them "Sam-mores."
- I'm kind of a genius.
- Ooh! Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Johnny: [stalking Ali's Facebook page] "Ali Mills Schwarber"? That's her last name now?
Daniel: Yeah.
Johnny: Wow, what a downgrade. Are there any photos? I wonder how she's holding up.
Daniel: Nah, you gotta be her friend to see them. I never friend-requested her.
Johnny: Why not?
Daniel: Because I'm a happily married man, I don't need snooping around my ex's photos.
[sighs]
Daniel: Besides, she never friend-requested me, either, so...
Johnny: Hold on. Is that her husband? Let's see what this loser looks like.
[Daniel pulls up the photo; both men stare at Ali's handsome, athletic husband]
Johnny: Look at that dumb face.
Daniel: Yeah. What an asshole.

- Woo-hoo!
- You see this? Looks like
- LaRusso taught him some defense.
- Okay, pretty boy.
- Let's go.
- Let's see what you learned.

- But, you know, I am the same age now that Mr. Miyagi was when he met me.
- He had it all figured out.
- Wish I still had him.
- You know,
- I wish he could be here to help guide me.
- I think I can make that happen.

- -Hiyah!
- -Point!
- -Yes!
- -[referee] That's two points, Keene.
- Enough defense. Attack!
- -Yeah!
- -[Aisha grunts]
- Good job, Ms. Robinson. Good job!
- Fight!

Anthony: This one has fireballs.
- All right, give me that.
- Come on, Anthony. Let's go. Come on.
- -Alexa, order new PS Vita.
- -[Alexa chimes]
- No! No, Alexa. Override!
- Parental override.
[Alexa] Ordering PS Vita.

Carmen: [to Daniel and Johnny] I don't know if I'll ever get sick of seeing the two of you together.
Amanda: Oh, yeah. Last time these two were in a kitchen together... Well, let's just say, I'm glad the steak knives weren't out.
Johnny: I'll drink to that.

John: Karate is not a phase. It's a way of life. You can leave it for a while, but it never really leaves you.

- You got it. Hey, Moon.
- Hey.
- Thank you for bringing the cheerleading team, they're definitely helping attract customers.
- But I thought you were a feminist.
- Oh, I'm a sex-positive feminist.
- Our bodies are an expression.

- That's all that I want.
- Then it looks like I get to be the first person to ever tell you this.
- You're not getting what you want.
- Okay.
- Just remember, this was your choice.

- He said the plastic isn't UV-resistant so don't leave it near the window.
- Okay.
- And that basket is from the LaRussos.
- No. No. No. Don't. What is it, Miggy?
- What do you need?
- Water?
- Where's Sensei?

- Oh. Sorry, let me take that right back.
- I knew there'd be something wrong.
- Why not write it down?
- -Gotta write it down.
- -[Daniel] Gotta.
- -It's a rookie mistake.
- -[Johnny] White belt.
- ♪ Up up and away you go ♪
- ♪ Acting like a miracle… ♪

- Keeping secrets from everyone I know.
- And what? Now you're just done?
- I've put you through enough.
- The best thing you can do right now is look after yourself.
- Screw this.
- This is what I get for putting my trust in anyone.
- I'm always the one picking up the pieces. [sighs]

- We're not here to take a lesson.
- We're here to teach you one.
- -[Chozen] Where is Terry Silver?
- -What do you want with Sensei Silver?
- -[Chozen] We have message.
- -We're gonna beat his ass.
- -[scoffs] Not possible.
- -You don't think I could beat him?
- -I don't think you can beat me.
- -[Johnny] Oh yeah?
- -[grunting]
- -[dramatic music plays]

- Figured your family came from money.
- Yeah, well, I guess things aren't always what they look like, right?
- I'm gonna head back inside and announce the "sorry you almost got killed" sales event.
- I'll see you in a minute?
- All right.

- You think changing the lock's gonna stop me?
- Come out, you sons of bitches!

- All right, just remember your fundamentals.
- Breathe in, breathe out, breathe through.
- You got this. Come on, Demetri.
- -Let's go.
- -[referee] On your marks.
- Ready.
- And fight!
- That's a block. No point.

- Thank you.
- I'm gonna go grab a chair.
- Yeah. No problem.

Demetri: You have to do something, Mr Palmer!
Mr. Palmer: [after another teacher tries to intervene and gets clobbered] Screw this. They don't pay me enough.

- Oh, don't even think about it.
- Come on. I need a place to sit.
- You can go sit with Kyler.
- I hear he doesn't mind that you suck.

- Mr. Miyagi taught me everything he knew.
- Oh. So you know everything, huh?
- Well, I mean, not...
- Pfft.
- This way.
- Where are we going now?

- Mm-hmm.
- ...I'm driving home from work yesterday, and I pull up to the stoplight, and I look, and in this strip mall,
- I see that he's got--
- Dad, where the hell is my drink? Hurry up.
- You know what?
- I'm gonna throw him in the goddamn pool.
- OK.

- ♪ Breakin' out of hell ♪
- -[Daniel grunting]
- -[man groaning]
Johnny: Kick ass!
- Nice work, LaRusso.
- Way to assert your dominance.
- Where the hell were you?
- No be there.

- -[Daniel] No!
- -[groaning]
- Guys, whoa! Stop! Just stop!
- Chozen, he didn't attack me.
- He's on the same side.
- Wait a minute. This guy's with you?
- What the hell, Daniel?
- This is just a giant misunderstanding.
- Oh. If this is misunderstanding, you better call ambulance.

- Come on, Sam.
[Hawk] LaRusso!
Referee: Ladies, good luck.
- Face this way. Bow.
- Face each other. Bow.
- Ready?
Referee: And fight!

- Here you go.
- Barkeep?
- A Cutty and water.
- Thought I'd find you here.
- By now, I figured you're over your little temper tantrum and we can talk like adults.

Devon: The further we get, the tighter the vice around Cobra Kai's metaphorical balls.
Johnny: Okay. Good. Now you're speaking my language.

- You okay, Sensei?
- Robby.
- Get out of here.
- All of you.
- Come on, son.
- Come on, we're out of here.

[group] Hai!
- Is there gonna be any fighting?
- I think so.
- That's called a bo.
- That's what Donatello used to use when he…
- He was my favorite turtle, so…

Terry: May the best dojo win.
Johnny: We will. And when we do, I'm gonna shove that ponytail up your ass.

- Tory was just kicking ass.
- I took care of Chris.
- Hawk got that beta Demetri in an arm bar, like Chris Jericho and just...
- Cold-blooded. No mercy. God.
- Way to go, Hawk.
- I didn't think you were gonna do it.
- They got what they deserved for what they did to Miguel.
- You still haven't seen him yet, have you?
- I don't wanna talk about it.

- Point! One-zero, Keene.
- -Let's go, baby!
- -[referee] On your marks.
- Time out.
- He knows all my moves. He trained at Miyagi-Do way longer than me.
- And you were in Cobra Kai longer than him.
- You each know each other’s karate better than anyone. Put him on defense.

- Jersey tough.
[server] Here you go.
[boy 1] Dude, right there. Come on!
[boy 2] It's almost out. Come on.
- You can beat this.
Kyler: Would you? Wait!

- Will Eagle Fang Karate stay alive in our dojo race?
- We're about to find out.
- Miguel Diaz has one minute to return to the mat!
- Countdown clock?
- Kind of dramatic, isn't it?
- Yeah, it's the All Valley.

- Don't worry.
- It's not gonna violate your probation.
- You got out of juvie, not Sing Sing.
- You resorting to peer pressure?
- Yeah, it's kind of my thing.

- Of course.
- It's what you do when you love someone.
- You've never said that before.
- Well, uh…
- Well, I do.
- I love you too.

- -[overlapping screams]
- -[boy] Is that Miguel and Hawk?
Miguel: Come on!
- Is that all you got?

Samantha: Hyah!
- Get back. You guys need to back off.
- I don't wanna have to hit a girl.
- You wouldn't stand a chance.
- Five against three?
- More like two and a half.

Samantha: You did a great job out there. You know, if you hadn't resorted to that sweep, you totally would've had him.
Aisha: I don't need your sympathy.
Samantha: I know this is probably the last thing you want to hear right now, but I'm really sorry. You're my oldest friend and I never should've hung out with someone like Yasmine in the first place.
Aisha: You got that right.
Samantha: All I know is after that front wedgie, she's never gonna live that down.
Aisha: You saw that?
Samantha: It's all over YouTube. You really tore her a new vagina.
[both girls laugh]
Samantha: You know? I got to admit it's a pretty cool gi.
Aisha: Thank you.
Samantha: I mean, the snake's a little on the evil side but I like the colors.
Aisha: I could probably get you one.
Samantha: Yeah, right. My dad would have a heart attack.
Aisha: Well, even if you don't join Cobra Kai, we could definitely use another girl out there.

- Hey, got you a juice.
- Advil is in the glove compartment.
- Looks like sewage.
- Suck it up.
- If we find Robby, you might want to be awake.
- Drive faster then.
- Feel like I'm in a rocking chair.

- Thank you so much.
- Oh, it was all the kid.
- Told you he was a fighter.
- Don't get too cocky.
- We still gotta get you out of that chair.
- Yes, Sensei.
- All right.
- Well, good night.

John: Something I can help you with, bud?
Emile: You have a Habsburg jawline. I've never seen one quite so perfect.

- Am I right?
- You sure I can't get you a boba?
- Nah. Nah.
- I'm fine.
- All right. I guess you must be full after eating all that dick.
[man] Love the billboard!

- All right.
- Not even open 24 hours and I've doubled my roster.
- I've got a good feeling about this.
- All right, you guys should both get some rest.
- Because this summer, you're gonna be spending a lot of time back here together.

Kumiko: [Daniel meets up with Kumiko at Tomi Village Mall, she's with a woman in a black dress] Daniel-san! Where's Chozen?
Daniel: [rubbing his sore shoulder from earlier] He uh... he had to teach a class. Hopefully he goes a little easier on them than he did me.
Kumiko: [laughs] I hope you both learned something from each other.
Daniel: [smiles] I think so. I guess that was your plan, huh?
Daniel: [glances at woman with Kumiko] Friend of yours?
Kumiko: Friend of OURS.
Daniel: [awkwardly to the woman] I'm sorry, I uh...
Yuna: [sympathetically] Don't worry. It's been a long time since we met. I was a child then and it WAS during a typhoon.
Daniel: [Daniel's mind flashes back... he remembers her as the girl he rescued from the bell tower] Yuna?
Yuna: [touched] You remember me?
Daniel: Are you kidding? How could I forget?
[embracing her]
Daniel: Oh my God, how've you been?
[she nods]
Daniel: And your English! So... perfect!
Yuna: [releases him] I've been good, thank you. I work in international sales... perfect English comes in handy.
Daniel: Sales? Wow... great... same here! Well, maybe not for much longer... but... well, who do you work for?
Yuna: [knowingly of Daniel's plight] Doyona.
Daniel: What... you work for Doyona?
Yuna: Senior vice president of sales for Doyona International.
Kumiko: Like Auntie Yukie says... put good out into the world and good will come back to you!
Daniel: Mr. Miyagi was right for loving her.
[turns back to Yuna]
Daniel: So Yuna... can I buy you a drink?
Yuna: I should hope so, Daniel-san. I'm about to save your business.

- They even took
- Mr. Miyagi's Medal of Honor.
Samantha: Dad!

- for a fun and informative view on how we care for our zoo.
- All right.
- There's some cameras over there.
- The guard goes on break once every hour.
- We have less than five minutes.
- Five minutes to do what?
- We're getting a little gift for Sensei.

[children] Yeah! Song!
- ♪ Beautiful dragon ♪
- ♪ Please go to sleep ♪
- ♪ Sunset is falling ♪
- ♪ Now time to count sheep ♪
- Wow. And I thought you were bad at fighting. [chuckles]

- Looks like you got a new name.
- Faux-Hawk.
Daniel: Come on.

- There's only one way to find out.
- We're ready, Sensei.
- We wanna prove ourselves.
[boy 2] That's right.
- It's up to Sensei Lawrence.
- If he says it's OK, then, and only then, is it OK.
- All right, what are you waiting for?
- Let's go.

[students] Strike first, strike hard, no mercy, sir!
- -[Kreese] Hai!
- -[students] Hyah!
- -Hai!
- -Hyah!
- -Hai!
- -Hyah!
- -Hai!
- -Hyah!
- -Hai!
- -Hyah!

Johnny: Yeah, the name's Kreese.
- John Kreese.
- K-R-E-E-S-E.
- You sure?
- Is there more than one
- Universal City Sheraton?
- Yeah, I'm serious.

- -Woo!
- -[cheering]
- -Woo!
- -Yeah!
- One thing I have learned is that everyone gets their shot, their chance in the spotlight.
- Everyone gets their moment.
- This one's yours.

- How you doing?
- Would you be interested in--
- No.

Hawk: Come on, Ashley.
- Don't just stand there.
- Push!
Miguel: Let's go, come on!
- All right. There we go, there we go!
- A little bit faster!

- That's interesting.
- What's it say?
- It says get the hell out of my shop.
- It's worthless.
- Come on!
- What am I supposed to do?
- I don't own anything valuable.
- Then I guess you better find someone who does.

Aisha: [Bert describes Johnny drunk] Well, why didn't you tell us this earlier?
Bert: I don't know. I guess I'm so used to seeing him drunk, it didn't seem like that big a deal.
Hawk: Well, we're here and he's not. So it's officially a big deal. What if something happened to him?
Bert: Like what?
Hawk: Like he drove his car off a cliff, or he bought a gun and blew his brains out.
Aisha: No. Sensei would never kill himself. It's too pussy a move.
Hawk: Whatever. I mean, we're here. We're gonna have to do it without him.
Johnny: Do what without me?
Aisha: Sensei.
Hawk: We didn't think you were gonna show up.
Johnny: I may not always win but I never back out of a fight.
Miguel: Great. Let's sign up.
Johnny: Not yet. There's one more lesson I have to teach you.
[In the arena lobby]
Johnny: You've all learned to strike first. To be aggressive... and not be losers. I taught you to strike hard. To put every ounce of your power behind everything you do. But I haven't taught you the third rule of Cobra Kai: No mercy. The older you get, the more you're gonna learn... that life isn't fair. You wake up one morning feeling great, and then life throws a spinning heel kick to your balls, and takes a big steaming shit in your mouth. You get an F on a test. You get suspended. You fall in love with a girl, but some other dude comes and steals her away. Your car gets set on fire. Just when you think things are going good, everything falls apart. That's how it goes. Life shows no mercy; so neither do we. We do whatever it takes to keep our heads above water. We do whatever it takes to keep moving forward. We do whatever it takes to win! Remember who you are. You're badass. You don't give a shit. You kick ass. You're Cobra Kai.
Miguel: COBRA KAI!
[the Cobra Kai team yells alongside Miguel]
Johnny: All right, guys, let's get down there and kick the shit out of everybody.
Miguel: Yeah!
Johnny: [Miguel pulls out his white karate gi] No.
[confused look on Miguel's face]
Johnny: You're not wearing those.

- I taught you everything you know.
- Not everything.
- -[Johnny] Hyah!
- -[Kreese grunts]
[Kreese] Not bad, Mr. Lawrence.
- Not bad.
- -[Johnny grunts]
- -[Kreese] Oh!

Samantha: Look, I'm sorry, Dad. I should've told you that I invited Miguel over.
Daniel: All right, new rule. If you're gonna bring boys over to the dojo, leave the door open.
Samantha: [rolls her eyes] Come on, Dad, it's not 1984...
Daniel: Look... you've grown up. You're a young woman now, okay? I get it. I just feel like in this past year, there's been Kyler, and Miguel, and Robby. Now back to Miguel? Seems like you're adding more drama to your life than you need. And just imagine if Robby knew Miguel was back in the picture!
[Sam grimaces and she shifts nervously on her feet]
Daniel: Oh no. Sam, really?
Samantha: He came by last night, when I was here with Miguel.
Daniel: And he saw you two...?
Samantha: [makes disgusted face] NO! God, Dad!
Daniel: What, I saw it!
Samantha: I know, it's been a lot. But can you please try to remember that I'm still your daughter? And that you can trust me?
Daniel: It's not you I don't trust, Sam.
Samantha: Miguel's changed. He's a good person. He's not Cobra Kai's #1 bully; he's not even in Cobra Kai anymore!
Daniel: Maybe you're right...

- I really do.
- I try to protect you.
- I try to be there for you.
- I just suck at it. I really suck at it.
- But I want to so bad.
- You're doing just fine.
- I love you.

- -[Robby yells]
- -Point!
Referee: On your marks.
- Fight!
- -[grunting]
- -[Kenny gasps]
Referee: Fighters ready?
- Fight!

[man on TV] It's nice of you to join us for the occasion, Mr. Iron Eagle, sir.
- Chappie?
- Hey! [laughs]
- You told us you went down on the Med.
[Chappie] Well, I did. Had to do a little dog paddling for a while, until I got picked up by an Egyptian trawler.

- -I already told you I was sorry.
- -Guys, enough.
- I'm gonna give you both a mission.
- You see this stone?
- -You're gonna pick it back up.
- -How are we supposed to do that?
- Good old-fashioned teamwork.
- I believe in you.

Amanda: [Daniel brings Robby to the LaRusso house] Oh, that poor thing. I can't believe he's been living by himself.
Daniel: I know. You know, we have the space. I could put an air mattress in the guest house until we get some real furniture.
Amanda: All right, slow down. Slow down. Yes, obviously, he can stay here tonight, but if we're talking about long term, we're gonna have to talk to his parents.
Daniel: I tried calling his mother. She's completely unreachable.
Amanda: He has a father.

- I'll break my hand.
- It will heal in time for the tournament.
- This is crazy.
- I'm going home.
Kim: You will go home when the lesson is over.

- I thought I was ready.
- But then... everybody was staring at me...
- I just had to get out of there.
- So... I came here.
- Well... In-N-Out and then here.

Amanda: Hey. Have you seen Robby? I need some help with those filters.
Daniel: Yeah. He's in the back. He's helping me trim the bonsais.
Amanda: Oh, wow. You're letting him touch your precious bonsais. That's like third base for you, babe.
Daniel: He's a good kid. He's just had a rough go of it and I thought I could teach him a few things. You know?
Amanda: Just don't try to lure him into opening his own bonsai tree store. You know how that goes.

- -Damn! We had that shit.
- -You didn't do anything. Let me do all--
- Sit down.
- Next pair.
- Lee.
- Yes, Sensei.
- -Nichols.
- -Yes, Sensei.

- -[man yells]
- -[Johnny yells]
- -[man groans]
- -[Australian grunts]

John: Let him go. Now. We agreed to settle this at the tournament. And that's where we're gonna do it.
Terry: What happened to "no mercy"?
John: You know, I thought you knew better than to question me.

- My chance to get back at Robby for what he did to me.
- This fight is not about him. The biggest battle is always the one within.
- Okay, concentrate, defense, focus, power.
- You find your balance, and those points will come. All right?
- Competitors.
- Go out there. Go get him.

- But I liked you for your energy, your confidence.
- Yeah, well, I, uh, lost my confidence. So…
- Eli…
Daryl: Next up in the quarterfinals, it’s Kyler Park of Cobra Kai versus Eli Moskowitz of Miyagi-Do.
- Looks like you've got a fight to win.

Referee: Ready?
- And fight!

Johnny: You've got to be kidding me.
- Not another one.
- ♪ Ha ha, yeah! ♪

- -[Anthony] Hey.
- -Stop it.
- You gotta post that.
- No, don't! Don't!
- -Oh shit! He just broke your phone.
- -You gonna let him get away with that?
- I wasn't trying to break it.
- You guys were being assholes.
- What did you just call us?

- For good.
- Why don't we settle this the old fashioned way?
- Tournament.
- If we lose, I go.
- If you lose...
- We won't lose.

- I know you can be better than the person you've become.
- He's locked inside you.
- Somewhere deep.
- You just have to find him.

- So what? He's an asshole.
- Don't let him turn you into one.
- Look, I don't know what you need to work this out.
- Therapy or acupuncture or some cross-country motorcycle trip.
- All I know is, I want the Danny LaRusso that I married to come back.
- Oi…

Kim: You must be Chozen Toguchi. Far from your pathetic little island. And I'm surprised to see Daniel LaRusso has healed from his injuries so fast.
Johnny: What the hell I'm not Daniel LaRusso, I look nothing like him!

- This will never be over, LaRusso, you hear me?
- You know where to find me.
- Traitors.
- You better watch your back.
- He won't have to.
- He's got friends watching it for him.

Tory: How'd you find me?
John: I could say I did recon in 'Nam, Special Forces training, 18 months of covert ops... but your address was on your paperwork.

- Please.
Daniel: Eventually, he'll figure us out.
- And when he does, be ready to fight.
- Yamazaki,
- 50-year-old.
- I promise that'll be the best whiskey you ever have.

- That must have been a hard decision.
- But you made the right choice.
- Let's hope you keep making them.

[in English] Ready?
- Fight!

- What alliances?
- Oh, you didn't hear?
- Uh, Diaz and that LaRusso girl.
- Yeah, they're working together.
- Yeah, they helped save the All Valley.
- They gave quite a speech.
- They make a pretty good team.
- Well, it's getting late.
- Dismissed.

Chozen: I'm not afraid to kill.
Terry: And I'm not afraid to die.

Daniel: [Chozen and Daniel are fighting... Daniel has experienced a pressure point disabling technique new to him] What did you do?
[Daniel's mind flashes back to their last fight in 1985]
Daniel: Live or die, man?
Chozen: DIE!
[returns to present day, Daniel is disabled and helpless, Chozen has him by the back of his head]
Chozen: I have waited a long time for this...
Daniel: Chozen... no.
Chozen: [stopping short of his fatal strike and tweaks Daniel's nose] HONK!
[Chozen releases Daniel and begins to laugh hysterically as Daniel slowly regains use of his limbs]
Daniel: I'm glad you're having fun at my expense.
Chozen: [still laughing] Oh, you should have seen your face!
Daniel: [in awe] What technique was that? My limbs were totally numb.
Chozen: [smiles] Secret of Miyagi pressure points. If an enemy insists on war, then you take away their ability to wage it, eh?
Daniel: Can you teach me?
[Chozen nods]

- Oh… Can you believe we made this little miracle together?
Johnny: Wow.
- With Robby, I never went to the appointments.
- I didn't realize what it'd be like to see how our kid starts out.
- He's perfect.
- -Or she.
- -[Carmen chuckles]

- In these dry times, it really is the only responsible plant to own.
- A strong American plant from the strong American himself, me, Tom Cole.
- Cole's on Van Nuys.
- You "musket" down here.

- So that won't count as a point.
- Sorry, I didn't know the rules.
- That was your one chance.
- Okay.
- Where you going, Mr. Payne?
- Take your spot.

[Robby knocks Miguel down]
Robby: That's for taking advantage of Sam!
Miguel: I would never!
Robby: Then why'd it happen?
[Miguel gets up and their fighting continues]

- Exactly.
- No phone calls, no Internet, no family arguments.
- Just you and Mother Nature.
- That's why we're here.
- This is what Miyagi-Do Karate is all about.
- Come on.

- But, uh…
- I've definitely been doing a lot of praying since, you know…
- Yeah.
- How's he doing?
- He'll be happy to see you, Johnny.
- Room 112.

- I won't be back.
- Of course you'll be back.
- You need my money.
- I never needed your money.
- It's just the only thing you had to give.
- Goodbye, Sid.

- Makes sense. Kreese and Silver are war buddies. What did he teach them?
- Uh, Kim Sun-Yung was a master of Tang Soo Do, but that is not what he taught.
- His style was, um, controversial.
- What was controversial about it?
- I will demonstrate.

- Hey, excuse me.
- Do you know what happened to the people that live here?
- Excuse me, hablas English?

Johnny: Look, I admit Cobra Kai had its share of problems in the '80s. My sensei didn't always play by the rules. That's why I left. But my Cobra Kai is different. It's a place where kids can come and feel like they belong. Where they won't get picked on because they're a bunch of losers, or because they're unique. I've watched firsthand as my students have gotten stronger, gained confidence, or had to stand up for themselves. Cobra Kai is making a difference to these kids' lives. And honestly, they're making a difference in mine as well. Thank you.

Ali: Sometimes it's good to visit the past, to know where you are now. But you can't live in the past.
[to Johnny Lawrence]

- First, I took care of Chozen.
- Now you.
- This is where Miyagi-Do ends.
- Miyagi-Do existed before any of us.
- It'll be around long after we're gone.
- The roots are strong, so the tree will survive.

Johnny: Ready?
- Yes, Sensei.
- Ow!
- -[Johnny] What does a Cobra do?
- -[Miguel grunting]
- What does a Cobra do?
- There's no tapping in karate.

- -[women speak Spanish]
- -Oh, no, no. No, gracias. No.
- Gracias.
- -[Miguel] Oh. No.
- -[man speaks Spanish]
- Damn.

- Hey, knock it off!
- You wanna go back out on the street, John?
- Live at a bus stop?
- I got a hundred guys that would kill for your bed.
- I'm sorry, ma'am.
- It won't happen again.

Johnny: Uh, hey, look, man, I'm sure this probably all seems weird to you, but sometimes you have to train outside the box to get to another level. Some people use the latest high-tech junk to get there, and some people need to run up a mountain in the snow and yell.
Gunther: Drago! Rocky Balboa is my hero.
Johnny: No shit! Mine too.
Gunther: His victory over Russia effectively restored my fractured homeland.

- Come on. Finish him.
- Do it!
- Damn it!
- Pussy.
- Nice.
- Good shit, man.
- Good shit.
- This isn't over, LaRusso.

- If you think I'm off the rails…
- Way off. Look at ya.
- Your shirt's not even tucked in.
- Amanda let you leave the house like that?
- She wasn't there to stop me.
- Finally pushed her past her limit.
- She's at her mother's in Ohio.
- She took the kids with her.

[Johnny meets Robby at a hardware store]
Johnny: How's your shoulder?
Robby: Getting better. No thanks to you.
Johnny: Look, I know you're pissed at me. You have a right to be. But I'm trying to change.
Robby: Sure.
Johnny: I don't want there to be bad blood between us.
Robby: Yeah, well, you kinda ruined that when you told Diaz to fight dirty against me.
Johnny: I didn't tell Miguel to fight dirty against you.
Robby: Look, I know I'm supposed to forgive you, or whatever, but right now, it's a little tough.
Johnny: So instead, you're gonna torture me by training with that prick?
Robby: Hey, you don't know Mr. LaRusso. He is a better man than you will ever be.
[Robby walks away]

- Oh! Cracking strong grip.
- -Best take me in for X-rays.
- -[Carmen laughs]
- Isn't he funny?
- Yeah, he's very…
- -Well, see you later, Johnny.
- -All right, I'll see you later.
- He teaches my son karate.

- Guy gives that effort, you sit there looking pissed?
- -It's not his effort I'm pissed at.
- -Breadsticks aren't gonna fix this.
- Spoken like a man who's never had the Garden's breadsticks.
- One bite, you'll forget why you were ever mad at each other.
- -I'm never gonna forget that.
- -Neither am I.
- -I'll give you a minute.
- -Thanks.

John: I always looked out for you, Terry. And I always will. But you need to fall back in line and follow my lead. Because there's a lot of land mines out there, and if you don't watch where you step... it's all gonna blow up.

- Top-notch accommodations.
- But I think housekeeping walked off with one of my watches.
- Yeah. Listen, I'll see you in the morning, bright and early.
- It was a good class today.
- I think there's a couple of decent prospects in the bunch.
- Yeah.

- Cobras are strong.
- They may be the king of the jungle, but the world's more than just a jungle.
- And there's only one animal... that can kill a snake.
- A mongoose?
- A real animal, Bert.

- -[Ky grunts]
- -[Johnny groans]
- What's the matter?
- Having trouble breathing?
Johnny: Hyah!
- Is that all you got, ladies?
Brucks: Come on, Ky.
- -Let's go.
- -[Ky] Get off me!

- There are other Miguels out there who need you.
- I know I'm the last person you'd expect to be telling you this... but you have to save the tournament.
- I don't know how I'm gonna do that.
- By doing what you do best.
- Fight.

- ♪ That's my girl
- That's my girl, that's my girl ♪
- ♪ Ain't nothing
- Ain't nothing, ain't nothing… ♪
- ♪ Ain't nothing
- Put your heart and your soul in it ♪
- ♪ That's my girl
- That's my girl ♪
- ♪ That's my girl ♪
- So, you ready to tell my parents about us?

- -See you out there.
- -[Kenny] All right.
Daryl: For our final quarterfinal match, we have a real snake fight.
- It’s Cobra Kai versus Cobra Kai.
- Face each other. Bow.
- Ready?
- And fight!

Johnny: So much for "Goggle's" advice on conflict resolution.
Daniel: Hmm. Surprised you know how to "goggle," or the phrase "conflict resolution."

- That man's lawyers are gonna be pretty busy.
- All right, LaRusso.
- You finally took Silver out.
Daniel: No more looking over our shoulders at every turn.
- Here's hoping Silver and Kreese end up cellmates.
- You mean John Kreese?
- You didn't hear what happened?

- But, Sensei, you already get a point for hitting the chest.
- Why go for extra damage?
- Because the shortest distance to victory in a fight is to take out your opponent with one shot.
- Show me again.

- We're basically karate cousins, right?
- You are a foreigner, you cannot take our secrets.
- Hey, Mr. Miyagi treated me like a son, not a foreigner.
- He wouldn't keep any secrets from me.
- Are you sure about that?
- Well, let us find out, yeah?
- Group counseling is now in the...

Daniel: You sure you got enough meat on this pizza there, Johnny?
Johnny: There's four different animals on top. That's a man's pizza.

- Come on.
- That was for my mom.
- Get him!
- Sam LaRusso!
- Where are you, bitch?

- -That's enough.
- This piece of shit's asking for it.
- Let it go. It's not worth it.
- -Sayonara, Sensei.
- -[Kreese groans]
- ♪ For what is a man? ♪
- ♪ What has he got? ♪
- ♪ If not himself ♪

- No.
- -But maybe I can help you.
- -[Johnny] Hey.
- Uh, Sensei…
- What the hell is wrong with you?
- I said tomorrow.
- Oh. Tomorrow, today…
[chuckles] Who can keep track, huh?

Daniel: Look, Robby... your dad and I, we have our issues. But you and him? That's another story.
Robby: I'm sorry I lied to you, Mr. LaRusso. I just wanted to get back at him.
Daniel: I know. But you're never gonna find balance that way. You can't let that bad blood change who you are. I'm not saying you need to like the guy. I know I never will. But he... he is your father. And believe me, you're lucky to have one. You just gotta try to remember, he's... he's not a monster. He's just a guy with a lot of demons. Mr. Miyagi always told me there's no such thing as a bad student, only a bad teacher. And your dad had the worst teacher there ever was. It sent him down a wrong path. But you don't have to go down that path. Do you understand? You don't have to ever become him. Trust me. You let go of all that anger, and I guarantee you, no matter what happens tonight, you go home feeling great.

- The pipe's don't work.
- The fountain's full of piss.
- The only good thing here is that I don't have to talk to anybody.
- So nice knowing you.
- OK, well... have a nice day...
- -[car door squeals loudly]
- -...I guess.

- You see, the hood of the Indo-Chinese spitting cobra is much smaller and their pupils are actually round, not the vertical type your artist opted for.
- So, uh, you know, probably an easy enough fix to correct the… pupils.

- You're gonna learn to listen to us and do as you're told, and if you don't, you'd better strap yourself in for a rough ride because I am done playing games with you.
- Do you understand me?
- Yes.
- You better.

- So that's two hugs for Ali.
- I still have some more in the tank.
- Let's go home and get into some trouble.
- Where are you gonna go, LaRusso?
- You're the only one who can get up when you're down.
- No one else.

- And now finally, something good's happening, and…
- I can't mess it up.
- Not that you'd be messing it up, but your…
- -Your dad, he--
- -It's… I understand.
- Well, this just got awkward.
- Yep. [exhales slowly]

Kenny: [giving food to his friends at the drive-in movie of Bloodsport] Here's your stuff.
Kyler: Hey, yo, bitch boy. What about mine?
Kenny: You said you didn't want anything.
Kyler: Well I want something now. Get me two buckets of popcorn with butter, four large Cokes, two hot dogs with mustard no ketchup, and a pretzel.
Kenny: But I can't carry-...
Kyler: [talking over him] And some nachos with extra cheese and jalapeño peppers, all right? Hurry up, man.
Robby: [getting out of the backseat to talk to Kenny] Hey. Don't worry about him. Just hazing the new guy. It's a good thing.
Kenny: It is?
Robby: Yes. Trust me, it's a lot less dangerous than what I had to do. Just keep your head up, you'll earn respect. Got it?
[Kenny nods his head, Robbie snaps his fingers]
Robby: and um.. get me a Butterfinger

- You can talk to whoever you want.
Daniel: Hey, guys.
- All right. Perfect attendance on day one.
- So, what's our first lesson?
- You'll see. Follow me.
- Come on.

- What the heck?
- Today we're gonna practice our front sweeps. On Hawk.
- All right.
- I know I was a dick, but I'm sorry.
- Talk is cheap.
- Who's next?
- Penis Breath, you're up.

- Johnny and I will finish it.
- Once and for all.
- You're not gonna do anything.
- Not while I'm around.
- You know where to find me.
- Good to go. Thank you.

- You could've got suspended again.
- I thought you were smarter than that, very disappointed in you.
- Go wait in the car, Anthony.
- Look, Sam, I don't know what's going on with you, but you...
- No, you don't.
- If you think that karate is the problem, you have not been paying attention.

- Ready!
- Fight!
- Point, LaRusso!
- Score is 1-1.
- Ready!
- Fight!

Demetri: You think I'm afraid of you? I know who you really are, Eli. So, why don't you, Rocksteady, and Bebop just leave me alone, okay?
[Demetri turns around to see two other Cobra Kai members approaching him]
Demetri: Great. So this is what it comes to: gang assault.
Hawk: Take it down, or we take you down.
Demetri: ...You'd actually hurt me?

[man] There you go, brother.
- -Thanks, Rico.
- -[Rico] See you soon, man.
Moon: Did you get that for me?
- Maybe.
- Hey, asshole twins. Grab my bag.
- We're out.

Terry: You remember when you asked me what I thought your weakness was? It's Johnny Lawrence. That's what this is all about, right? It was never about us teaming up or bringing back the glory days, that was all bullshit.
John: That's not true.
Terry: Yes it is. And I fell for it. And do you know why? Because everyone has a weakness, John. And mine is you.
John: You think I'm your weakness? Well you've got it backwards because I am your strength! I have been your strength ever since Vietnam!
Terry: Yes! There it is! I can always count on you playing the guilt card. How many times do you expect me to repay that debt before we're square?
John: [Police cars arrive to arrest John] What did you do?
Terry: I'm shedding my weakness, Captain.

- And a badass name for a dojo!
- Let's hear it for Cobra Kai!
Moon: Whoo!
- Whoo! Go, Hawk!
Daryl: And finally, fighting unaffiliated from North Hills, we have Mr. Robby Keene.

[after breaking up with Moon, Hawk storms into the Cobra Kai dojo and starts attacking a punching bag. Kreese enters the room]
John: You get into a fight?
Hawk: With Miyagi-do.
[continues punching]
Hawk: We lost.
[Hawk continues to punch the bag as Kreese approches him]
John: No, you didn't.
[Hawk turns around]
John: The fight is only over when you say it is.

- We can.
- How?
- Counselor Blatt will give us detention just for breathing near them.
- I don't see her anywhere, do you?
- Besides, what's a game of soccer without a little physical contact?
- They think we're doormats.
- Let's prove them wrong.

[as Johnny leaves the showroom, Daniel spots him]
Daniel: Johnny?
[Johnny turns around and sees Daniel]
Daniel: Johnny Lawrence, I... I knew it was you. Holy... How the hell are you?
[Daniel hugs Johnny]
Johnny: Hey, man.
Daniel: Oh my God. Look at you. You still got those golden locks, eh? God, this is crazy. How have you been?
Johnny: Great, man. Thanks. I've been great.
Daniel: That's great. Hey, hey, Anoush, come here. Louie, get over here. I want you to meet somebody.
Johnny: No, I gotta go...
[Daniel grabs Johnny as Anoush and Louie approach them]
Daniel: No-no-no-no. This is Johnny Lawrence. He and I go way back. Right, buddy? This guy was the toughest dude in my high school. When I first moved here from Jersey, he and I... we got into it a little bit. This guy really had it in for me.
Johnny: Yeah, well, you did move in to my girl.
Daniel: Well, she wasn't really your girl anymore, was she? I mean... All right, it's all water under the bridge.
Anoush: Wait, is this the karate guy? The guy from the tournament?
[Daniel nods]
Louie: Oh, this is the guy whose ass you kicked.
Daniel: Uh, listen, it was a really close match. But, if you want to get technical, I kicked his face.
[Anoush and Louie laugh]
Daniel: I'm just busting your chops.
Johnny: It was an illegal kick.
Daniel: Oh, illegal, really? Come on. What about that elbow to my knee?
Johnny: Yeah, I got a warning, you got the win.
Anoush: Whoa, whoa, whoa. No fighting in the showroom, guys.
Daniel: All right, back to work.

John: If your mind is agile, so are you. That's the best way to beat your enemy. Not just with brute strength, but you have to fight smart. Do that, and you'll always come out on top.

- That's my boy!
[in Spanish] Look at the gringo sweating like a pig.
- He'll be dead before the second round.
- One more.
[in English] The hottest pepper.
- El dragón!

- You're specifically not supposed to do that.
- This is gonna work.
- -Oh no, oh no. Oh God.
- -Get it together, penis breath.
- Has anyone seen him yet?
- Oh shit.
- Ready!

Robby: It's not about how you start. It's about how you finish.

Robby: I can't be my own worst enemy, but you can be.
[attacks Johnny]

- Wow.
- Wait a minute, this is a dojo.

Samantha: I thought we were the good guys.
Daniel: We are. Or at least, we try to be. That's what's most important.

- Are you crazy, you think I would leave my car here?
- Hey.
- This is my princess.
- Okay, what do you want to do?
- You wanna head home or you wanna hit up Jelly's?
- Does it matter?
- You're still going to end up whacking it alone in the shower.

- Yeah, asshole, I clicked all the buttons.
- I still can't find the Internet.
- Have you tried connecting to the Wi-Fi?
Johnny: Obviously.
- What's Wi-Fi?
- Dude, this is a pawnshop, not the Geek Squad.
- Figure it out.

- It's just basic training.
- You know what I mean.
- But no matter what, I'll wait for you.
- Promise you'll come back to me?
- I promise, doll face.
- I'll be coming back a hero.

Eli: Tory, the fight's over.
Tory: It's not over. This will never be over LaRusso, you hear me?
Samantha: You know where to find me.

- I will never let my students lose.
- Even if they have to learn the hard way.
- One day you'll thank me for this, Johnny.
- This was a mistake.
- You want Cobra Kai?
- It's yours.

- Then I think it was Spider-Man, and then it just kind of became some generic superhero.
- Yeah, a poor one at that.
- You're Poor-Man. [chuckles]
- -[sighs] Yeah.
- -Well, I can't let you go out like that.
- -We have a reputation to uphold.
- -What do you suggest?

- We need determination.
- What?
- We need brutality.
- All you have to do is say yes.
- And I will mold you into the ultimate weapon.
- So... are you in or not?
- All in, sir.
- Excellent.

Carmen: [to Johnny] These guys are getting along now? How did you manage that? Don't tell me the bruises on their faces mean you beat them into submission?

- -You wanna be Cobra Kai, huh?
- -[Ray] Yes.
- I'll make you Cobra Kai.
- But you gotta do something for me.
- His name is Sensei
- Kreese.
- John Kreese.

- as we strive to end intolerance in our time.
- Hey, kick that pansy bitch in the face.
- Yes, Sensei.
- All right!
- First up, Stone versus Diaz!
- Let's go!

- Oh, Miguelito!
- I don't want you ever coming near my son again, do you understand me?
- I'm sorry.
- I should never have gotten involved.
- No! Cobra Kai never dies!

- they made it work.
- It was only because someone had to reach out first.
- That was Apollo.
- Why can't LaRusso be Apollo?
- 'Cause striking first is more badass.
- I'll think about it.

- I'm not hungry.
- I should probably get going actually.
- -Yeah?
- -Yeah.
- All right.
- Chicharron for one.
- Take care of yourself, kid.

- Does it?
- Cobra Kai wouldn't exist without John Kreese.
- You want a chance to redeem yourself, you got it.
- But you gotta try to do things my way.
- That work for you?

- I didn't win.
- And whose fault is that?
- Your leader failed you and your teammates by disappearing.
- -I'm sure Tory had a good reason.
- -It does not matter.
- If she is not ready to lead, then I must make sure you are.

Johnny: I hope the juice is all right. I don't think it's expired yet.

- Good.
- Use it.
- That was incredible!
- Any advice on the last point?
- Give him all you got.
- Competitors, to the mat.

- Whoa, wait, wait. Robby's not out.
- He was just on a trip.
- You tripping if you think he's coming back.
- Dude is out like Flint.
- Okay, we out here on our own, bro.
- Hey, let's go to the big-boy rides.
- No lifeguard.

Daniel: Classic Louie. Limo, drinks, and some trouble.

- You can spend it on whatever you want.
- That's how money works.
- Just do your job, spin it around.
- I'll be back later, got it?
- Got it.
- Hold the sign up!
- Hey, how you doing? It's never too late to learn how to kick ass.
- What's up, fellas?
- Here you go, one for you.

- Robby, please, listen to me.
- You know, all those years you weren't there, I blamed myself.
- Sensei Kreese is right.
- I can't be my own worst enemy, but you can be.
- Stop.
- I won't fight you.

- Whose wasn't back in high school?
- I was so far up there
- I could see out my mouth.
- Did that make sense or was that the wine?
- I don't know.
- Well, let's just hope that our kids are more evolved than we were.
- Call that a kick? Come on.

- Is that what they say?
- Something tells me it's about to be the Fourth of July.
- Can't believe that piece of shit's on our team.
- All right. Relax. Okay?
- He wants exactly what we want.
- Gonna be okay.
Chozen: Line up!

Johnny: [after getting kicked] You think you can hurt me? I'm running on whiskey and White Claw.

Kyler: You're just a faux-hawk, now, boy.
Eli: You know what? That's life. You win some, you lose some. You move on. But you never did. You're still on the same old bully act as always. Even though everyone you've bullied has kicked your ass by now.
Demetri: I haven't.
Eli: You'll get your turn. Kyler is too stupid to learn his lesson.

- Mrs. LaRusso.
- Found that Gouda.
- Last one too. Must be your lucky day.
- Oh, thank you.
- Remember, not all kids are as lucky as yours.
- Sweet.

- feel like I'm clueless.
- Makes me wonder, was it different for you, or were you just better at hiding it?
- Maybe that was it, huh?
- I feel like, lately,
- I've let my anger take control.
- You know me.
- I've always been a bit of a hothead, so…
- I really wish you could be here right now.

- Oh, shit. Shit!
- Blow it! Blow it now!
- I can't.
- Just take them out so that we can get out of here.
- He's still there, captain.
- Then he's dead. Blow it.
- No.

- I'm not the one who fights dirty.
- Score is 2-2.
- Next point wins.
- Ready!
- Fight!
- -[Daniel groans]
- -[crowd] Ooh!

Johnny: The human response to danger is fight or flight, but an eagle's response is fight and flight.

- -Yeah!
- -[Kim] It's Nichols.
- She's broken into the office.
- And she's not alone.
- They're hitting us on two fronts.
- Take care of it. I'll join you as soon as I wrap things up here.

- I've done a lot of thinking lately and realized just how much
- I've screwed up my life.
- But my biggest screw-up is my relationship with you.
- I know I can't change the past, but if you give me a chance--
- This will teach that piece of shit not to mess with my family.
[man 1] There you go. Whoo!

- Lab found blood in his urine.
- Oh, that? No biggie.
- I got in a fight last night.
- Just a little jam in the lemonade.
- Usually goes away in two, three days.
- But this sucker's been bothering me a little bit.
- Little Bengay should take care of that, right?
- Wait... here.

- Then his students will see the light.
- The problem is
- Silver may be crazy, but he's not dumb.
- He always thinks two moves ahead.
- You have to be careful with this guy.
- No, Daniel-san.
- He must be careful with this guy.
- Take me to Terry Silver.

- What are you doing here?
- You didn't think you could hide from me forever, did you?
- What are you gonna do? Break my arm too?
- You let that happen.
- You didn't even fight back.
- You just went home and cried to Mommy.
- Well, Mommy's not here.

Terry: he only thing better than a full dojo is a whole valley of full dojos.

- I think you and I need to have a little chat.
Kyler: Second sensei's working us hard today.
- Guy's going beast mode!
- Sucks we can't give a beat down before the tournament.
- Just because we can't fight doesn't mean we can't get payback.
Tory: So what do you have in mind?

- It wasn't his plan.
- It was ours.
- And it changes everything.
- Our enemies… think they can keep attacking us with no repercussions.
- And what does the enemy deserve?

- Respect.
- Heretofore, you can refer to me… as Stingray.
- Yeah, all right, Chubs. He's on your team.
- Terrific.
Daniel: Two!

- Robby made a mistake.
- Shouldn't mean his life is over.
- Tell that to the kid he killed.
- "Killed"? What do you mean, killed?
- Something happen to Miguel?
- I ain't a doctor.
- But after two weeks in a coma, the coma usually wins.

Daryl: Whoever wins the next point will be our new champion!
- It's 2-2. Next point wins.
- Hai!
Referee: OK, good luck to both of you.
- -Ready?
- -Go, Miguel!
- And fight!

- Don't do this.
- Just open the goddamn door.
- It's not gonna happen.
- He's really gonna make me have to do this, huh?
- -Ooh!
- -[Trey laughs]
- What, ninja boy teach you some karate or something?

- You shouldn't have to be, but you are.
- Can you rise to that for me?
- -Yeah, Dad.
- -[father] I love you, champ.
- I miss you.
- Love you too.
- Bye.

- He may be wearing a new gi, but one thing’s for sure,
- Robby Keene and his team are ready to strike!
- Hailing from Reseda, defending champions and still the most badass name for a dojo, here comes Cobra Kai!

- I wasn't a champion when you met me. Okay?
- You made me one, saw something in me that no one else did.
- Maybe you just have to see that in someone else.
- We just have to think outside of the box.
- Everybody start thinking outside the box!
- Whatever that means.

Demetri: I got Yasmine a charm bracelet here, plus a charm for every fight we have. She can barely lift her arm now.

- -[Chozen snarls]
- -Oh God! Come on, please. No.
- Oh shit!
Chozen: Birds of feather must flock together.
- Welcome to the party.
- No! No, no!

- All right, be sure to stock up good.
- I'm inviting everyone.
- "VIP only," my ass.
- I still don't understand how we're gonna buy alcohol.
- Oh please.
- Never underestimate the power… of the Hawk.

[Johnny and Tommy are having what would be their last conversation around a campfire]
Tommy: You still got one more thing that's more important than anything, Johnny.
Johnny: What?
Tommy: Time. You still have time.
Johnny: Yeah, time for what?
Tommy: Meet someone new, change your life, do what you wanna do.
Johnny: I don't know. Right now all I wanna do is make sure my students don't make the same mistakes that we did. I don't want 'em to look back at their life full of regret.
Tommy: You'll do it, Johnny. You're the champ.

- ♪ Like a rock I'm gonna roll over you ♪
- ♪ Not gonna lose my nerve
- Not gonna fall apart... ♪
- Whoo!
- Yeah!

Samantha: [in the middle of an all or nothing fight] Can't you just stop it already?
Tory: What's the matter? You can't keep up?

[sighs] I promise you, Amanda,
- I will not put our kids in danger.
- How can you keep that promise, Daniel?
- Because of Chozen. That's why he's here.
- It's summer, Daniel.
- Call me crazy, but I thought we'd be having Mai Tais by the pool, not watching your Okinawan assassin use it as his training ground.

Carmen: Whoo!
Amanda: Oh, Johnny!
- You got some moves.

- Just not, uh, boyfriend and girlfriend.
Samantha: I don't even know if this is what I want.
- But… I know it's what I need.
- Um…
- Look, I understand.
- I want what's best for you, always.
- You know that.

- -All right, great. Do that to my phone.
- -Okay. Um…
- I'm gonna need to set you up with a cellular plan.
- Hey. Thanks for being a dork.
- Or a geek, or, you know, whatever you identify as.
- Well, they make us say "nerd" since "geek" was already taken.
- -I didn't say stop working, dweeb.
- -Yep.

- It's blood. So what?
- Make believe it's his.
- This guy wants to break you.
- Humiliate you! Stomp you into the ground!
[echoing] What are you gonna do about it?
- -[Silver yells]
- -[Daniel groans]

Demetri: Well, this Christmas party is turning out to be ho-ho-horrible.

- Look…
- I understand what you're going through.
- I do.
- But Miyagi-Do isn't about showing off.
- -It's about self--
- -Self-defense. I know.
- Problem is, my "self" is too weak.

Bobby: [in the bar, laughing] And then there was the time that Tommy got that horrible fake ID and the server gave us dishwater instead of beer.
Tommy: [laughing] Yeah, and I drank the whole thing because I didn't know what beer was supposed to taste like!

- Well, I… I just feel like
- I'm coming down with a fever.
- -I don't wanna get Amanda sick.
- -A fever?
- Mm. Fever.
- Right.
- You might wanna work on that so you can get off the couch.
- I know. I'm working on it.

[Silver] I almost thought you were gonna back out of our deal a few times.
- You know what?
- You played it just right.
- No one suspects a thing.
- Money will be in your account tomorrow morning.
- Thank you, Mr. Silver.

- The one thing money can't buy.
- But it doesn't matter.
- Because if we're successful,
- Cobra Kai will go on forever.
- And what if your enemies manage to crush this dream?
- I'm not gonna let that happen.

- -I was thinking more Mary-Kate and Asshat.
- -[Hawk laughs]
- -Well, I'm Chris--
- -Did I say you could speak?
- Guys, look, they're just messing with you.
- -[Chris] Thanks.
- -Besides, everyone knows your names are Assface and Douchebag.
- Dibs on "Assface."

- It's up to a judge to sort out.
- Sign here to acknowledge you've been served these papers.
- And thanks for coming in.
- That makes it a lot easier.
- Sure. Glad we could make it convenient.
- I have another idea, but it's the nuclear option.
- I hate it with every fiber of my being.

- What kid?
- Johnny, what are you doing?
- Stole it off him this morning, don't know where he went.
- That's not good enough...
- Johnny, come on.
- That's too much.
- Where is he?
- Come on! Stop it.
- I don't know, I swear.

[Silver] Come on, Toguchi.
- You came all this way.
- Let's see what you got.
- -[grunting]
- -[metal clashing]

- Come on, bitch. Let's go.
- Come on. Come on!
- Demetri, get up.
- Come on. Get up. Let's go.
- Come at me, pussy.
- Yeah, eat that shit! Get up!

Referee: Ready?
- And fight!
- No point. Blocked.

- Well, you better not be eating my soup,
- Goldilocks.
- I called dibs on them beans.
- I'm not leaving until we talk.
- It's gonna be a while.
- I'm a little busy.
- That's good, because I'm hungry.

- I think us not being together helped
- Robby and I get along for once, so thanks.
- -I'm glad to hear that.
- -[Chozen yells]
- If you want that last egg, you're gonna have to go through me.
- -This egg?
- -What?
- One bird in hand… helpless.

- Her husband's a client.
- I fixed a crown fracture in his maxillary incisor.
- We never doubted you, Ron. [chuckles]
Referee: Fight!
- -[groans]
- -Winner!

- Well, that's why I'm opening up Miyagi-Do.
- So, we can fight back, take down Cobra Kai.
- I don't wanna fight them.
- They're not my enemies.
- They're my friends.
- At least they used to be.
- Thanks for trying to help, Dad.

Referee: Fighting positions.
- -Let's go, Bert! No mercy!
- -Come on, Bert! You got this!
- Fight!
- Let's go, Bert! No mercy, Bert!
- -Oh!
- -[referee] Three points!
Daryl: And that brings us to the quarterfinals.

Miguel: I thought we were stronger working together.
Johnny: We're still working together. Just separately. On opposite ends of the dojo.

- I haven't mentioned the fact you're driving a stolen car from one of my lots.
- Oh, please, the thing's a piece of shit.
- The radio's busted, the trunk smells like piss.
- -You should go in there.
- -You know what? Forget it.
- I don't know what I was thinkin'.
- How is this ever gonna work?

- Hey! Sons of Anarchy!
- I said we wanted to send him a message, not burn down the whole block.
- Hey! What the hell are you doing?
- Consider this a message from Daniel LaRusso.
- What are you gonna do, Nancy?

- My foot was on fire and I didn't feel a thing.
- Why is nothing working?
- It's fine, I should probably just clean up before my mom gets home.
- See you.
- Are you sure you just don't wanna show me the scrolls?
- Now, let us see how much you really know.
- I don't know what you want for...

- We haven't spoken since everything that went down at Valley Fest.
- I feel like we should clear the air, but at the same time,
- I'm still pissed at them for ruining our performance.
- I say go talk to her.
- Worst case, if a fight breaks out, we could record it.
- Who knows, maybe I'll come back with a new Miyagi-Do student.

- But you did.
- You know, not all the memories were bad.
- But the ones that were, we got through them together.
- There's still time to finish what we started.
- The choice is yours.

Daniel: [Kreese is trying to suffocate Johnny in a choke hold, only to be interrupted by Daniel striking him] You sent them to my HOUSE? You came after my daughter, you want a fight, you son of a bitch? Well, now you got one!
[he looks over and sees Robby unconscious]
Daniel: Robbie?
John: [getting to his feet] I told you... this was inevitable.
[they fight, Kreese blocks him]
John: You can't keep up this 'defense only' shit forever.
Daniel: Good thing I don't have to!
[he breaks Kreese's block, the fight continues, with Kreese picking Daniel up by his legs and charging outside through one of the dojo's windows, both land on the sidewalk]
John: [picking up a large shard of glass from the window] Time for you and Miyagi to reunite!
Chozen: [Daniel remembers] If an enemy insists on war, you take away their ability to wage it.
[Daniel successfully disables Kreese using Chozen's pressure point techniques he learned from him in Okinawa, forcing Kreese to his knees; Johnny emerges; Daniel looks at him with an inquisitive look implying whether he should strike to kill... Johnny nods and Daniel nods back]
Samantha: [rushing up] DAD!

- Well, uh...
- I'd say thanks, but you kind of kicked my ass today.
- So I'm just gonna say goodbye.
- Be well.
- Daniel-san.
- What?

- -[grunts]
- -[groans]
- Oh my gosh.
- I had the most incredible vision.
- I was a drop of dew glistening in the moonlight.
- Are you okay?
Yasmine: Was your pod broken too?
- My water was freezing.
- Wasn't it enlightening? What'd you see?

- -What are you doing here?
- -[Miguel] I'm not here to fight.
- I just came to give something back.
- -[scoffs] I knew you took it.
- -No, look,
- I had nothing to do with that or what happened to your dojo.
- We're not all assholes.
- Just… tell Sam I said sorry.

- Nichols, welcome back.
- Thanks.
- That issue I was having, it got worked out.
- That right?
- Well, fall in, we've got work to do.
- Forward strike. Ready?

- {\an8}Now is the time to show our strength and reinforce.
- {\an8}May I?
- {\an8}Cobra Kai is gonna be the only destination for karate in the Valley.
- {\an8}I want our logo on billboards, T-shirts--
- {\an8}And on the backs of both All Valley champions.
- {\an8}Now we're talkin'. [chuckles]

Daniel: He faked his own death - twice, apparently!

- But seriously, get in your groups.
- Mr. Palmer, my partner is absent.
- Who wants to take Samantha in?
- This little piggy needs a group.
- Don't all volunteer at once.
- We'll take her.

- OK, envelope's on my desk.
- Thanks, Louie.
- Don't lose it.
- I'm in enough trouble already.
Robby: OK.
- Stevia?
- Not while I'm here.

- but with everything going on at Cobra Kai, continuing to operate Miyagi-Do only leaves a target on your backs.
- Guys, I have to keep you safe, okay?
- Just remember what you've learned.
- This dojo may be closing, but Miyagi-Do lives inside each and every one of you still.
- Great. Guess I'm getting a summer job.

- Put your fangs in those balls. That's it.
- -That's it!
- -Come on!
- -Let's go, LaRusso! You got this! Yeah!
- -Yeah!
- That's what I'm talking about!
- Soar like an eagle, baby!
- Yeah, keep going!
- Yeah!

- Back the way we came.
- We're on our way.
[man] Hey, Hector.
Hector: Hey, brother.
- -[in Spanish] Can we skip the line?
- -Of course, Hector!
- Ah, welcome.

- there's also a lot of things that I want to stay the same.
- Yeah, like what?
[chuckles] Like you being my sensei.
- -Yeah?
- -Yeah!
- All right.
- You asked for it.

Tory: Life is kind of kicking my ass right now.
John: You can always kick back.

- Hello, and welcome to Okinawa International Airport.
- Good day.
- Tomi Village.
- Okay.
- When last time you see Tomi Village?
- It's been a while.

- All right, now find your balance.
- All right, show me what we learned today.
- Let's start with a front kick.
- Not bad, try a round kick.
- Is this supposed to be hard?
- All right, hotshot.
- Show me a hook kick.

- -Ais!
- -[Kyler exclaims]
- -[Kreese] I've seen enough.
- -Yeah, me too.
- -[laughter continues]
- -What's so funny?
- The All Valley's just a few short months away.
- We don't have time for losers.
- Or cowards.

- Stop! Out of bounds!
- Out of bounds!
- -No point. Out of bounds.
- -All right, let's go, Robby. Stay focused.
Referee: Ready?
- And fight!
- Hai!

- You're the better fighter.
- Everyone knows it.
- The ref might not be doing you any favors, but you've got us in your corner.
- All of us.
- Referee is moron.
- Must not leave room for error.
- He's right.
- You make every point undeniable.
[in Japanese] Do your best.

- -[Robby gasping]
- -I'm sorry.
- Miguel!
- -[cracking sounds]
- -[students gasp]
- Clear the way! Clear the way!
- We need an ambulance at West Valley High.
- Robby, what did you do?

- but I'm afraid… he's a little mixed up.
- Together, we'll make sure he gets back on track.
- Won't we?
- Yeah.
- OK.

John: It's not about the trophy. It's about being a champion. Win or lose, that reputation will follow you the rest of your life.

Johnny: I'm so sorry.
Carmen: Sorry? Sorry? Before Miguel met you, he was a sweet boy. He avoided fights. Now look what you did!
Rosa: [in Spanish] Carmen, not now.
Carmen: I never want to see you again.

Daniel: Make every point undeniable.

Samantha: [confronting three girls who keep staring at her and talking to each other] You wanna say something? Say it to my face!
Samantha: [all three girls are stunned into awkward silence] That's what I thought.

Tory: [on the school intercom] Samantha LaRusso, you know what you did, and now you're gonna pay for it. I'm coming for you, bitch!

John: You can't keep up this defense-only shit forever.
Daniel: Good thing I don't have to.

- I don't know if you can hear me, but I know you got it in you to pull through.
- Never give up.
- You can do this.
- I know you can.
- Hey.

- and if the sky's clear, then we'll look at the stars.
- The only part of that that made any sense at all is "three-way."
- It'll be fun.
- All right, look, if you wanna impress this chick, you gotta take her to where I used to take all my babes back in the day.
- Where's that?

- I'd much rather stay here with you.
- It's all right, don't worry about it.
- I get it.
- Do you want to come?
- Save me from the boredom?
- You sure?
- Hell, yeah, I'm sure.
- Do you have a suit?

Daniel: Karate's bad boy.
- Eh, he does not look so bad to me.
Daniel: Yeah, well, that guy tried to kill me once.
- You don't forget or forgive something like that.
- Except you. You and I, we're good.

- That's a warning.
- -Turn and kneel.
- -Warning? He should be disqualified.
- It's fine. He just caught me off-guard.
- Are you sure, Eli?
- No more Eli.
- It's time to uncage the Hawk.

- All right, LaRusso. Let's see your moves.
- Yeah! Bust out some of that Miyagi shit.
- -I, uh…
- -Come on, LaPusso!
- -Don't call me that.
- -Then hit him!
- Come on!
[boy] Do it!

Demetri: Hey, guys, check it out!
- Look what I found.
- It was just sitting in these rocks.
- Is that Mr. Miyagi's Medal of Honor?
- That's crazy. We looked all over for this.
- Huh. Must have been here the whole time.

- You're still pulling the same old bully act.
- -Everyone you bullied has kicked your ass.
- -I haven't.
- You'll get your turn. Kyler's too stupid to ever learn his lesson.
- Ais!
- -[Kenny] You're mine, Robby.
- -[dramatic music plays]
- -Kenny, stop. I'm not your enemy.
- -[Kenny grunts]

- -Point, LaRusso. 1-1.
- -[Devon groans]
- Ready? Fight!
- -Yes!
- -[Chozen exclaims]
Referee: Point. 2-1, LaRusso.
- Ready?
- Fight!

Mitch: [after being kicked in the groin] My McNuggets...

- Where is he taking us?
- Nowhere good.
- I heard he drowned a kid in a pool trying to teach him how to kick, and that was before he sicced a rabid dog on Eli.
- This does not bode well.
Johnny: Let's go, Miyagis.
- Move your asses!

- -What the hell, man?
- -Sorry, ass-face.
- Today, you're the enemy.
- That makes five kills.
- Guess I earned my Medal of Honor.

[official] Point, Lawrence. 2-2.
- -Hyah!
- -[spectators booing]
[boy 2] Get him a body bag! Yeah!
- -[referee] Illegal contact to the knee.
- -[boy 2] Finish him, Johnny!
[announcer] Whoever wins the next point will be our new champion!
- You finish him, Johnny!
- Finish him!

- You know, people expect men of our age to pack it in and go off into the sunset.
[chuckles] That might work for you.
- But I still have some fight left in me.
- Please thank Cheyenne for the tofu.

Kyler: I'm ready for your lame ass karate this time.
Miguel: It's not lame ass karate...
[blocks punch]
Miguel: It's Cobra Kai!
[punches Kyler in face]

- This guy, LaRusso.
- But it's never too late to get the last laugh, right?
- Mmm.
- Grab your drink.
- I wanna show you something.

- And I thought
- I could use Cobra Kai to control that.
- But it just made things worse and now it's never gonna get better.
- That's not true.
- You had a good thing going with LaRusso.
- I got in the way.
- Don’t blame yourself. Blame me.
- I’m sick of blaming you, Dad.

- But Daniel, without Doyona, we can't compete.
- I love what we built here.
- I love that we did it together.
- And I don't want to lose it, but the writing is on the wall.
- If we don't sell to Cole, we might end up with nothing.
- Louie, why don't we go finish those inventories.

- You want my egg, huh?
- Want a piece of the champ?
- Come get it, old man.
- Oh no.
- -[Chozen yells]
- -[Anthony gasps]
- I-I give up. I-I give up, I give up.

Johnny: You sure you're okay?
Demetri: [after a kick to the groin] Oh yeah. No, they're starting to turn back to their normal color.

- Sorry?
- Sorry?
- Before Miguel met you, he was a sweet boy.
- He avoided fights.
- -Now look what you did!
- -[in Spanish] Carmen, not now.
- I never want to see you again.

Johnny: Holy shit, we got a room full of flinchers.
Cobra: Yes, Sensei!
Johnny: That was not a question!

Johnny: You brought me to the old dojo?
- Come on out.

- Baby, you got this!
- Let's go.
- Ais!
- -[grunts]
- -Ais!
- -Ais!
- -[grunting]
- Ais! Ais! Ais! Ais! Ais!

- The only way that loser has a shot at winning the tournament is with the Diaz kid, right?
- How’s that kid’s confidence gonna be when he sees his sensei beaten to a pulp?
- It’ll totally throw him off balance.
- Just like your lesson.
- Unlike him,
- I actually heed your lessons, Captain.
- -[Johnny] Hi-yah!
- -[Silver grunts]

- All right. Now, repeat after Dee.
- ♪ I wanna rock! ♪
- ♪ Rock! ♪
- ♪ I wanna rock! ♪
- ♪ Rock! ♪
- ♪ I want to rock! ♪
- ♪ Rock! ♪
- ♪ I wanna rock! ♪
- ♪ Rock! ♪

- -[laughs]
- -[yells]
- Hey!
[Barnes] You suck, LaRusso!
- -[referee] On your line!
- -[groans]
[Barnes] There's nothing you've got
- I can't counter. Your karate's a joke.
- Mike fucking Barnes.

John: Alliances are important, for us and our enemy. Because you'd better believe that they're making alliances, too.

- You don't have to worry about me.
- I have some plans.
- ♪ Merry Christmas, merry Christmas ♪
- ♪ Couldn't miss this one this year ♪
- ♪ Merry Christmas, merry Christmas ♪
- ♪ Couldn't miss this one this year ♪

Chozen: Defending honor of Miyagi-Do never a waste of time. Nor is helping friend.

Miguel: My mom says I can train again.
Johnny: She did?
Miguel: Yeah. I mean, if we still have a dojo.
Johnny: We do for now. All right, but I need to know are you ready to take things to the next level?
Miguel: Yes, Sensei.
Johnny: You got your ass kicked because you didn't have any defense. So I'm gonna teach you the best defense that you can know. And the best defense
[Johnny holds up his fists to Miguel's face]
Johnny: is more offense.

- -I was, uh, backpacking like I said.
- -I know what you said.
- -Were you following me?
- -What? No.
- -Are you with the feds?
- -No. Absolutely not.
- -What… Hey, watch--
- -Hey!
- -Give me your phone.
- -I got nothing on my phone.
- -I mean, I'm a nice--
- -Don't make me ask again.

- This is called the Cobra Strike.
- It consists of two moves, the lunge and the bite...
- What the hell are you doing here?
- Hold on there.
- Mr. Keene is our guest.

- What's the matter?
- Having trouble breathing?
Cop: Hey, get off the kid!
- -[Johnny screams]
- -[Miguel] Hey! It's not his fault!

- Let's just give it a chance.
- You saw the fight.
- Miguel kicked ass.
- OK. Today we begin…
- Quiet!
- Face front.

Miguel: You're the one who is giving up. You let Kreese take your dojo. You let Hawk, Tory, and everyone else think you're weak.
Johnny: Because it was a mistake to begin with. I should have never brought back Cobra Kai. Look what happened!
Miguel: What happened is you helped a bunch of people, then walked away like a pussy. You're a sensei. It's who you are. If you can't see that, you're blind.

- Amanda, I don't go in there.
- Hey. It's okay.
- You're hurting right now.
- But I want you to heal.
- And I'm right here.

- I'm having some girl trouble and, well… you're better at this sort of thing than me.
- I'll come by the dojo after school.
- My mom's working tonight, so maybe we could grab a burger at that place you like?
- All right, talk to you later.

- And why shouldn't she?
- All she has to do to get what she wants is make a puppy dog face and say please.
- Even after she dropped you, she's still got you wrapped around her finger.
- -That is not true.
- -Then why are you defending her?
- You're right to skip practice.
- If you're gonna stay on defense, this isn't the right dojo for you.

- -[Demetri gasps]
- -Boo.
- -[Demetri] Shit! Shit! Shit!
- -Come here, Demetri!
- Tory, enough!
- Wait!

- You're a better man now.
- Is that why you're here?
- To tell me how wonderful your life is?
- Or did you look in the mirror and realize what you've become?
- You're just an old man in the last chapter of his life, clinging to some bullshit happy ending.

- Dibs on Anthony Michael Hall in Weird Science.
- I don't think you have to call dibs on that.
- One second.
- -Hey.
- -What's up?
- About Coyote Creek, we cool?
- We were enemies for a day, but Cobra Kai for life.

- Let the games begin.
- You.
- All right, bro. You got this.
- You.
- Man, I'm so pumped.
- Ready?

Daniel: Dead, my ass.
[Daniel stares down Johnny and Kreese]
John: Well, what do you know? The gang's all back together. Well, almost all of us.
[Referring to Mr. Miyagi]
John: My condolences.
Daniel: You're lucky he's not here. How are your knuckles doing there, Kreese?
[flashback to Kreese punching through car windows]
Daniel: What's this, all part of your new Cobra Kai, Johnny?
Johnny: You don't know what you're talking about, man.
Daniel: Yeah, right. I've seen plenty.
John: Well, maybe you wanna see a little bit more. Because this man is gonna make Cobra Kai bigger and better than ever.
Johnny: What are you even doing here?
Daniel: I came to ask you a question, and I got my answer. You're both in for a rude awakening.

Daniel: [At Daniel's car dealership] Okay, choose.
Johnny: I thought you sold Porsches.
Daniel: Yeah, right. In your dreams. Just pick one out and get the hell out of here, I don't have all day.
[points to a beat-up Subaru]
Daniel: What about this one?
Johnny: Forester? What do I look like, a lesbo?

- Well, let me know, and we'll catch up later.
- Hey, strawberry ghost.
- -Feel pretty real today.
- -[Kenny] Yep.
Zack: Dude, you flinched.
- You always win this game.
- We need a new game.
- Looks like everyone's doing something new.

- It's gonna be okay.
- I didn't do anything to help.
- I couldn't stop them.
- Why didn't you talk?
- I'm no snitch.
- Me neither.

- So, that means you had to trash their dojo and steal the Medal of Honor?
- What do you care?
- Just 'cause you have a thing for Sam doesn't mean I have to go soft.
- I'm not soft. And this isn't about her.
- Nah. Sure it isn't.
- You want the medal so bad?
- Come and take it.

- Hey. Uh, hola.
[in Spanish] My name is Miguel.
- And you? Your name?
[woman] Luis!

- Well, I'll be damned.
- "Web-mmm-duh."

- Nguyen.
- I just need to get past that door.
- Oh. Hey, doc.
- I got this...
- You're not a doctor.
- Sorry.

Johnny: You do everything your mommy and daddy tell you to? If they told you to jump off a bridge, would you?
Samantha: You're telling me to jump off a building.
Johnny: Yeah, onto another building.

- it all kind of bleeds together, you know?
Johnny: Listen up!
- I see we've got some new recruits.
- Everybody, fall in.
- In neat rows and lines.
- Time to see what you're made of.

- I guess we all got what we wanted.
- But be careful what you wish for.

John: Cobra Kai is not a hobby, it's not a club. Cobra Kai is your brothers and your sisters. You're all Cobra Kai for life because Cobra Kai never dies.

- Carmen?
Doctor: You've seen your fair share of these.
- So, you know the next 24 hours are critical.
- But he's gonna pull through, right?
Doctor: We're doing everything we can.
- Excuse me.

- -[woman] Just put the gavel down.
- -Drop this thing right now!
- You drop it!
Gavin: Let me get something straight.
- We're sanctioning an event where boys are encouraged to kick and punch girls?
- Have any of you thought for a moment this could be perceived as… problematic?

- The people you've hurt.
- I wasn't trying to hurt anyone.
- I was trying to make my students tough.
- You wanted them all to be like you.
- No.
- I wanted them all to be better than me.

- The rent seems to be going crazy out of control.
- Frankly, I don't know how you afford it, small business like yours.
- More… more power to you.
- You know, on second thought,
- I don't need the paint.
- I'm sorry. I'll just take the gum here, and, uh, put that guy's beer on my tab.
- Looks like he's had a rough day.

- Look at this place.
- Whoa!
- Whoa. It's like a Cobra starship.
- They even got a smoothie bar. No fair!

[Sid] OK, fine.
- I'll write the goddamn check.
- I'll make it out to "Garbage" because that's where it's gonna end up.
- -[mom] Seriously?
- -What "seriously"?
- -[mom] Just…
- -[Sid] Just what?
- -[mom] Just don't tonight, please.
- -[Sid] What are you talking about?
- Every night…

- -[grunts]
- -Watch your arms.
- -Get your arms up.
- -[Miguel] My arms were up.
- Oh!
- -What does a Cobra do?
- -[gasping]
- -Slither!
- -Not bad.

- Sounds good to me.
- Yeah.
- Sounds awesome.

- ♪ The open road is all I need ♪
- ♪ Runnin' wild, wild and free ♪
- ♪ It's never gonna be like it used to be ♪
- ♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
- ♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
- -[grunting]
- -[Johnny groans]

- It's the foundation of my karate.
- It's cool.
- You wanna stick around?
- Learn a few things?
- Sure.
- All right.

- You know, I hate to admit it, but this was kind of fun.
- Let's not make it a regular thing.
- I don't think you need to worry about that.
- I'll always be Miyagi-Do and you'll always be Cobra Kai.
- But that doesn't mean we have to be at war, right?
- Kreese is the one who cares about wars, not me.

- I could do some kinda flip kick.
- Nah, don't worry about the finale.
- I got it covered.
- What's that for?
- That?
- Hiyah!
- You'll see.

Kumiko: [Reading an old letter from Mr Miyagi] In life, we'll always lose our way. But it is people, not the signs, that guide us back to the right path.

- You almost hurt yourself with one kick.
- One kick!
- What do you think will happen in a real fight?
- Look, you already proved you could win...
- And I need to prove it again!
- You said you'd always be on my side.
- Miguel...

- Oh.
- What is it?
- Uh, this was, um... this was written the week Mr. Miyagi died.
- Would you like me to read it?
- Please.

- and join my dojo.
- Havenhurst and Magnolia, tomorrow at 4.
- If you wanna save yourselves and train the right way...
- You better be there.
- And don't be late!
- Sorry, kid, old habit.

- Yes, there are a lot of changes.
- We used to have a Subway, now we have a Jersey Mike's.
- I have a menu, if you'd like to see it?
- No, that's okay.
- Thank you for your time.
- Thank you.
- You are welcome.
- Enjoy the rest of your time at Tomi Village Green.

- I know, Daniel. Just... be careful.
- I will.
- You had to mention the prison, right?
- Of course you did.
- I'm not lying to your wife for you.
- All right.

Demetri: I'm sorry for all the "assholes". I usually take pride in my grandiloquence, but it's an emotional time.

- ♪ You're putting on your bedroom eyes ♪
Daniel: This is the old place.
- Used to be three palm trees up there.
- I remember I kicked your ass around that corner.
Daniel: Yeah? How'd that end?
- Hey, how are you? Thanks.

- -[cell phone chimes]
- -[Miguel and Demetri sigh]
- -That's bad. There's not even an emoji.
- -Yeah, man, she is not okay.
- You need to do something to turn this around stat.
- What do I do?
- I think I have an idea.
- There he is.

- ♪ Back ♪
- ♪ Well, I'm back in black ♪
- -♪ Back… ♪
- -Don't look. Play it cool.
- ♪ Back ♪
- ♪ Back in black ♪
- ♪ Yes I'm back in black ♪

- I'll call you tomorrow, OK, sweetie?
- Mwah!
- I love you.
- Hey, you hurt her, next time you won't get up.
- Oh!

Daniel: Ambition without knowledge is like a boat on dry land.

- I'm just lucky
- Mr. Miyagi was willing to take me back.
- So, remember, it doesn't matter who anyone was before they stepped into this dojo.
- All that matters is that right now, today, we are all Miyagi-Do.

[Kreese] You get into a fight?
- With Miyagi-Do.
- We lost.
[Kreese] No, you didn't.

Yasmine: Hey! You think it's funny crashing my party?
Aisha: It's not really your party, 'cause we were here first.
Yasmine: Yeah, well, I know you and your little karate gang think you're cool, but we all remember who you really are. You're just a fugly bitch and your friends are all freaks. Come on, Moon, let's go.
Moon: No. I'm staying. I apologized to Aisha for what we did, and you should too.
Yasmine: Whatever. You deserve them, Moon.
[Yasmine turns to leave]
Aisha: Hey, Yasmine!
Yasmine: Huh? What?
Aisha: Let me help you to your car.
[Aisha lifts Yasmine off the ground by her underwear, and Yasmine yelps in pain]
Aisha: No mercy, bitch!

- Okay, not good, but still, it's a start.
- Aw. I think your cat wants to come in.
- Here, kitty, kitty.
- I didn't know you had a cat.
- We don't.
- Bert, what happened?
- No cat.

Demetri: [after tripping Hawk during soccer] I guess that's why the Europeans call it "football".

- At first I thought it was a little weird that you two were together but I figured I would just,
- I don't know, get over it because I wanted you to be happy, but…
- You said nothing was gonna change.
- Now everything has changed. It's weird at class, it's weird here. I'm over it.
- Protection?

- Oh, I love salsa night.
- May I have this dance?
- Oh. You may.
- No. I'm not a dancer.
- I'll teach you.
- -[Johnny] I'm not a dancer.
- -I can be your salsa sensei.

- All of you.
- It is clear this karate tournament is causing division and rivalry in our community.
- You gentlemen... have made an excellent case today as to why this tournament should not continue.
- Wait!

- Is that all you got?
- Thought you guys were sworn enemies.
- Let's go.

[Miguel cries] I don't know, but…
Johnny: Miguel!
Carmen: Miggy?
- Miggy?
- I'm okay, Ma.
- I'm coming home.

- ♪ I want it all ♪
- ♪ I want it all ♪
- ♪ And I want it ♪
- ♪ Now ♪
- ♪ I want it, I want it ♪
- ♪ Now ♪

- -Fight!
- -[Samantha grunts]
Referee: Point LaRusso!
- -[Samantha grunts]
- -[referee] Point LaRusso!
- Yes!
Referee: Winner!

- Hey.
- -Watch yourself.
- -[Robby] You wanna go?
- Hey. Everybody get out and leave the park immediately.
- I mean it. Everybody out. Now.

- Let's go, ladies. Time is money.
- They're not gonna wait all day.
- By all means, take their tips, but be discreet about it.
- Tammy, come on. More red lip.
- It's Tory.
[boss] Well, whatever. Just hurry up.
- Let's go, ladies! It's show time!

- It's Kreese. He's got in your head.
- When you came into my dojo, you were softer than a baby's ass.
- Never underestimate your enemy.
- I made you what you are. Not Kreese.
- He doesn't give a shit about you.
- The enemy of your enemy is your friend.

Armand: My nephews are going to help you leave. Whether you like it or not.
John: I just cleaned the blood off that mat.

Gunther: We have reached an agreement.
- As expected, we were impressed with the skills, precision and discipline of the new Sekai Taikai qualifier…
- Cobra Kai.
- Yeah!

Johnny: You know this isn't some kata competition?
Chozen: Hai.
Johnny: Is that a yes?

- LaRusso, Thompson, you're in too.
- Let's go!
- All right. Sub out!
Zack: 'Sup, Slade?
- Ha. Look who it is.
- I'll cover the ballerina.

- Crazy guy's on the offensive!
Announcer: He's doing karate!
- It's karate versus MMA!
- He kicks as fast as lightning!
- Oh my God!
- It looks like MMA is kicking karate's ass!

- Forward, together.
- Back, together.
- -Oh, damn it.
- -Hey, eyes up here.
- When you're fighting someone, do you look at your feet?
- -No.
- -[Carmen] No.
- You always look in the eyes.

- A toast, then.
- To… righting the wrongs of the past and coming back on top.
- Karii!
- Karii.

- Cool rattlesnake.
- It's a cobra.
- Oh, right.
- Duh.
- I'm such an idiot.
- Cobra "Kay."

- We're going all in. Todo.
[man 1 in Spanish] Place your bets!
[in English] You got this.
- I'd bet on you any day of the week.

- But you're wrong about the rest of it.
- He's not gonna survive this.
- Go, go, go! Hit him!
- Block inside!
- Captain Turner, come on, you're the ranking officer.
- Have you looked around, Kreese?
- There's no rank anymore.
- Not in here.
- No, this is every man for himself.

- Robby, are you okay?
- Robby?
- I tried to tell you that it was kill or be killed out here.
- But you couldn't shed your humanity.
- Distracted you on the mission.
- Distracted you here, and now you're gonna die.

Referee: Ready?
- Fight!
Referee: Point LaRusso!

- You know, this may be the best date
- I've ever been on.
- Really?
- Because technically, this isn't a date.
- Right.
- Not a date.
- And that was not a kiss.
- -Yeah.
- -[Sam giggles]

- Who's going down next? Come on.
- Let's go.
- He's mine.
- Get him, Lip.
- Oh, okay, all right.
- See if I can fix that lip of yours.
- Dude.

- And a year ago,
- I was arrested for assaulting a minor.
- A minor?
- Well, technically multiple minors.
- These kids were real pricks.
- It feels really good to talk about this.
- When do we start, boss? What's the plan?
- "Unstable"?
- You're the one that's unstable.

- Guess what?
- He proposed!
- Isn't it beautiful?
- -This means you're gonna have a new daddy.
- -But I don't want a new daddy!
- Trust me, sweetie.
- Things are gonna be better.
- No!

Johnny: And change that ringtone. Get some Guns N' Roses or something.
Miguel: What's Guns N' Roses?
Johnny: I'm going to pretend you didn't say that.

- I don't need you anymore.
- Come on.
- Hey, hey. I got it. I got it.
- Lions! Go, fight, win!
- These gym shorts pinch in all the wrong places.
- Come on. Have a little school spirit.
- Oh, yeah. Go Mountain Lions. Rawr.

- I like that.
- I could definitely use a little good right now.
- I know things are unfinished with your business.
- But, Daniel-san, it will work out.
- I know it will.
- I hope so.

- Ais!
[exhales] So you're with them now?
- You knew what would happen if him and his friends ever stepped into this dojo again.
- -How'd they know we were here?
- -I don't know.
Kyler: Mitch, come on, get your ass over here where you belong.

- Not again.
- Sensei!
- Oh, come inside, come inside.
[sighs] Okay.
- -What happened? Why'd you drink so much?
- -Old man can kick.
Miguel: I don't know what that means.
- Let's get you up. Come on.

- Point!
Referee: Point!
- Fight!

- You don't have to talk to me.
- I just want you to know that I'm always here for you, all right?
- I told you, you can't help me.

- Promise?
- Of course.
- So I should, uh, probably get going.
- But… call me whenever, okay?
- Yeah. [inhales]
- Okay.

Referee: Next point wins.
- Good luck, gentlemen. Ready?
- -[Robby grunts]
- -[referee] And… fight!
- -[grunting]
- -[crowd gasps]

Daniel: Yeah, well, that guy tried to kill me once. You don't forget or forgive something like that.
[Chozen glares]
Daniel: Except you. You and I, we're good.

- At least we try to be.
- That's what's most important.
- But there's one thing
- I do know for sure, and that's... you can't run away from your problems.
- And I can't run away from mine.
- Come here.

- Besides, she never friend-requested me either, so…
- Hold on. Is that her husband?
- Let's see what this loser looks like.
- -Look at that dumb face.
- -Yeah.
- What an asshole.
- Another round.

- Miggy. It's Mama.
- I love you so much, my baby.
- Please come back to us.
- We're right here.

Anthony: Uh, what the hell are you doing here?
Johnny: I was invited. Who the hell are you? Wait, are you the son? What did you do, switch to Whopper Juniors?
Anthony: It's called a growth spurt. Dipshit.

- Ow!
- You're not allowed to--
- Samantha LaRusso.
- You know what you did, and now you're gonna pay for it.
- I'm coming for you, bitch!
- -[students exclaim excitedly]
- -[school bell rings]

- Daniel-san?
- Oh, my!
- Hey, pretty boy.
- Mm.

[Johnny enters his apartment and sees Rhonda watching TV]
Rhonda: You got Encore?
Johnny: Who the hell are you?
[Johnny sees Sid by the refrigerator holding a pack of frozen beef]
Sid: You know the little red stickers that say 'further reduced'? That means 'spoiled'. Y-you know that, right? You're eating bad meat, boy.
Johnny: What the hell are you doing in my apartment, Sid?
Sid: Oh, that's some thank you. Who do you think bailed you out? Again?
Johnny: I never asked you for anything.
Sid: I think that... little incident at Applebee's... would've taught you to keep your hands to yourself.
[as Johnny changes clothes, Sid picks up a photo of Johnny's mother]
Sid: You know, when I met your mom, she really knocked my socks off. Beautiful. Blonde. Tanned. Tight. Little did I know I'd be taking care of her schmuck kid forever.
Johnny: Yes, you were the stepfather of the century.
Sid: Well-played, coming from a world-class daddy like you. How old is Robby now? Fifteen? Sixteen? When was the last time you saw him?
Johnny: Just get the hell out of here, man!
Sid: I'll get the hell out of here when I'm goddamn good and ready!
Rhonda: Sid.
Sid: What?
Rhonda: Blood pressure.
Sid: Aw, keep watching your bullshit judge show, will you, Rhonda? And stay out of this.
[Sid pulls out a check from his coat]
Sid: This... is why I'm here.
[Johnny grabs the check]
Johnny: What's this?
Sid: Y-you know, I told your momma I'd take care of you always. But, in this case, I think even she would cut me some slack. I'm buying you out of my life.
[Johnny tears the check]
Johnny: I'd rather be homeless than take money from you.
Sid: Oh, well, hell. Rhonda! Lunch time! Call Art's. See if they've got that belly lox.
[Sid prepares to exit the apartment]
Sid: I'd say, 'get your life in order'. But, uh, at this point, you're like the meat in your fridge.

- Hey, what are you up to?
- They're watching us.
- Let's put on a show then.

- Yeah!
[crowd] Sensei! Sensei!
- Sensei! Sensei! Sensei!
- From now on, you're gonna give me your Jell-O.
- -You got a problem with that?
- -No. No.
- No, what?
- No, Sensei.

Johnny: When an eagle's hungry, it doesn't hesitate. It'll dive down at 100 miles an hour to snatch its prey. Doesn't wait around for a fish to jump in its feet.
Demetri: Talons.
Johnny: It's not talent. It's instinct.

Daniel: Everything good?
Eli: Never better. I know who I am now.
Daniel: And who's that?
Eli: The guy who's gonna win this fucking thing.

- Your mom hasn't wanted me around.
- Can't blame her.
- I thought I was helping you.
- You were learning so fast, getting so strong.
- But I failed you.
- I'm so sorry.

[an anguished Daniel looks at a portrait of Mr. Miyagi]
Daniel: I tried my best. I thought I was doing the right thing. I'm sorry.

Johnny: Just don't forget, being a badass doesn't mean being an asshole.

[Robby blows] Ugh!
- Make bigger circles.
- Yeah, bigger.
- And remember, breathe in, breathe out.

- There's only one sensei in Cobra Kai.
- Me.
- And that's how it's gonna stay.
- And you're right.
- The world may need Cobra Kai, but we don't need you.

- Whoa!
- Looks like someone's a little lost.
- Yeah. What makes you think you can wear a shirt like that here?
- It… It's from my dojo.
- -Maybe they started a kindergarten class?
- -[laughs] Or a nursery.
- Look at him, running to mommy.
- Bye, you little bitch.

- Oh, now you're in trouble.
Bert: Get off me!
[guard] Hey! Hey! Come on!
- Stop! Come on!
- -No, come on.
- -Let me at him.
- -[guard] You're done.
- -I'm not, loser. Come on. Get over here!

- Sorry, it's… it's new.
- Yeah. Uh, that's… awesome.
- It's nice to meet you.
- I'm Hawk.
- Very cool.

Carmen: He's a teenager. If he's happy with you all the time, you're doing something wrong.

Demetri: I'd be careful about this, Mr. L., letting the Cobra Kais into Miyagi-Do. It's like letting the wildlings behind the Wall.
Daniel: Didn't the wildlings help Jon Snow win The Battle of the Bastards?
Demetri: Should've picked a different analogy.

- You always have a home at Miyagi-Do.
- Or with me.
- Both of you...
- Stay out of my life.
- Robby.
- Robby!

- Oh, like I don't like pancakes?
- Hey, come on, Sam! You're missing out!
Anthony: Nice! Pancake taco.
- Come on, dude.
- Seriously?
- Sam!

[in Korean] Strike!
- Again!
[in English] Good hit, Johnny. Good hit.
- -[grunting]
- -[girl gasps]
- Sorry, Master Kim. My fault.
[in Korean] Again!

- You don't.
- You act like you're totally over her.
- Like you don't care.
- Then she'll want you back.
- And you know how to get over her?
- Have a little fun.
- And I know just the place.

- Now he's putting together the pieces to take everything else.
- You may have found the will to fight, but you're outmatched and outnumbered.
- Silver is on the verge of getting what he's always wanted.
- Well, I think I've held up my end of the deal.
- The lawyer's number?

- if I crossed your line?
- Before I crossed it again and again.
- You will beg for mercy.
- Right.
- Well… it's time to find out.

- and to me.
- So, thank you.
- Yeah, well… it shouldn't have gotten stolen in the first place.
- I'm just glad you got it back.
- Me too.

- ♪ It's just like the fella said ♪
- ♪ Tell me quick ♪
- ♪ Ain't love a kick in the head? ♪
- -[Johnny] Hai!
- -[students] Hiyah!
- -[Johnny] Hai!
- -[students] Hiyah!
- ♪ Ain't love a kick in the head? ♪

- ♪ I keep thinking of you ♪
- ♪ Yeah thinking of you ♪
- ♪ These daydreams ♪
- ♪ What do they mean? ♪
- ♪ They keep haunting me ♪
- ♪ Are they warning me? ♪

Johnny: We gotta shake the tree to get the apples.
Robby: Or we could climb the tree ourselves.
Johnny: What does that mean? What tree?
Robby: The apple tree. You just said you wanted.

Eli: [to Demetri after switching sides and beating up Cobra Kai members] Look man, I'm sorry. For all of it. Do you wanna help me win this thing?

- -Hey, sorry I'm late.
- -[Bobby] Hey, Jimmy.
- -Hey, buddy.
- -[Jimmy] Hey.
- Jenny and the kids send their love.
Tommy: Aw.
- Tell Jen and the boys I said hi.
- Oh, you again.
- Guys, give me a minute. [sighs]

- Nichols.
- All right. You've seen her fight before.
- What's her weakness?
- -Her left. She telegraphs her kicks.
- -Then you know what to do this time.
- Ais!
- Just gonna dance or you gonna throw something?
- Why not both?

Trey: Oh!
- Dude, you good?
- Watch it, bro!

- Your grandfather didn't teach
- American soldiers the Way of the Fist just to use on the battlefield.
- We have to share his style with the world.
- And you think your American students are up to the task?
- I do.
- We shall see.

- I got another mess to clean up at the dojo.
- Take care of this.
- Finish him.
Kenny: Let's go. Kick him. Come on!
Demetri: Holy shit.

- I could swipe half the silverware in this place
- -before anyone would notice.
- -You shouldn't steal anything.
- What are you, a nun?
- Come on, are we gonna drink or not?
- OK, one drink.
- -That's my girl.
- -[both laughing]

- ♪ Girl, pick your face up ♪
- ♪ I wanna see you move ♪
- ♪ Turn the lights down ♪
- ♪ It's gonna get loud... ♪
- No, no, no. Don't touch it.
- Sir, excuse me.
- What? Yeah, sorry. I didn't know.

Johnny: That was a big waste of time. I even learned feminism.

- -[man 1] Hello.
- -[man 2] Hey.
- Long time.

- For all the vaunted Miyagi-Do talk about defense only,
- I knew you were a warrior at heart.
- Just like me.
- You are no warrior.
- You know nothing of Miyagi-Do.

- I'm talking about the gig economy.
- You know, rideshares, food delivery.
- But you will need a real phone for that.
[sighs] I'll make this easy on you.
- There are these tech guys.
- They show up to your door and set everything up.
- Dork-to-door service, huh?
- Never thought I'd see the day.

- You think my dad cares about you?
- He’s trying to feel better for screwing up with me!
Raymond: Oh, we're jumping in the pool?
- This is the greatest night of my life!
- Cannonball!

- Not bad, Toguchi.
- But now, time to find out what you're really made of.
- I am not afraid to kill.
- And I'm not afraid to die.
- Damn it, wait your turn.

- Excuse me. Do you have any Klare Melk Truffle Gouda?
- Let me go look.
- Oh. Shit.

- I won't let him go astray.
- One sec.
- Hello.
[Kreese] Hear me out.
- Smitty's Diner, 8:00 a.m.
- Yeah, wrong number.

Miguel: You literally just said he wasn't here.
Johnny: I lied again. Not my fault you fell for it twice

- Kreese!
- Tables are not gonna bus themselves!
- Get back to work!
- Yes, sir.

- This is real life.
- -But, Dad, I can fight.
- -This isn't your fight, Sam.
- I know firsthand that Silver isn't afraid of putting kids in harm's way.
- I have to keep all of you out of it.
- So, please, just…
- Just trust me on this.

- You think you can come in here and poach my students?
- And what are you gonna do about it?
- You know, I'm not gonna strike first.
- I'm gonna be a bigger man.
- Yeah.
- We'll see about that.

[Johnny comes home from jail]
Miguel: Hey, I, I just wanted to thank you.
Johnny: Well, you said it.
Miguel: So last night, was that like taekwondo, jiu-jitsu, or MMA or something?
Johnny: It's karate. Old-school karate.
Miguel: Do you think you could teach me?
Johnny: What? No.
Miguel: What? Come on. When school starts, they're gonna make my life miserable.
Johnny: It's not my problem.
Miguel: I-if I just knew a little bit of what you knew, I would be...
Johnny: Forget it. I don't do karate anymore. All right? Besides, I need to find a new job.
Miguel: Well, you can open your own karate school.
Johnny: It's called a dojo.
Miguel: You can open your own dojo.
Johnny: Look, I'm not getting into this with you. I'm not even sure I'm allowed to be around kids right now. All right, you want my advice? Stop being so annoying. Maybe you'll... stop getting your ass kicked.

[Hawk is upset that his ex-girlfriend Moon has moved on with a girl, also revealing her as lesbian or bi-sexual]
Demetri: I'd give up, man. She's moved on.
Hawk: Defeat does not exist.
Demetri: [sighs] There's that winning attitude that pushed her away in the first place. I think you need a healthy dose of inner peace. It's worked for me.
Hawk: Oh yeah?
Demetri: Yeah.
[Hawk pours liquor over Demetri's head]
Hawk: That's what I thought. Still a pussy.

- Maybe you wouldn't have to worry about rent.
- I bet you wouldn't sound like a man if I broke your wrist.
- I wouldn't do that.
- What would your probation officer say?
- Think on what I said.
- Maybe I'll see you tonight.
- But if I don't, I'd better see you with a check on the first.

- You can leave all that peace and love crap for the college sissies back home.
- Now, gentlemen, we have a mission tomorrow.
- Are we ready or not?
- Yes, sir.
- Yeah, well, you better hope so.
- Captain!
- Now go get some rest.
- You're gonna need it.

Johnny: Life's not black and white. More often than not, it's grey. And it's in those grey areas where Johnny Lawrence's Cobra Kai sometimes shows mercy.

- Don't worry.
- I'm not going to break your arm.
- You deserve much worse.

- The twitch of a muscle.
- The shift of a stance.
- If you lean into the cold, it will heighten your senses.
- And then you'll anticipate the moment before your opponent strikes.
- And you'll always be ready.
- All right, circle up.

- You owe me, big time.
- Wait. How did you do it?
- Hey. You know what? I don't even care.
- I'm hungry. Hey, you hungry?
- You wanna stay for dinner?
- -Uh, sure. Yeah, thanks.
- -[Daniel] Hey, Ma, where's Louie?
- Uh… he said he couldn't make it tonight.
- Keeps getting better.

[young Silver] Rule number two of the Quick Silver method.
- A man can't breathe, he can't fight.
- Rule number three.
- A man can't see, he can't fight.

[as Daniel enters his car, he remembers the night Mr. Miyagi gave him one of his old cars as a birthday gift]
Mr. Miyagi: Daniel-san, you remember lesson about balance?
Daniel: Yeah.
Mr. Miyagi: Lesson not just... karate only. Lesson for all life. All life have balance. Everything be better. Understand?
Daniel: Yeah. I understand.

- -You're gonna help him get out of here?
- -Johnny.
- It's worth the sacrifice.
- It's the only way.
- I could call my lawyer right now.
- Right now.
- We got a deal or not?
- Deal.

- -Wow. Man, talk about a 180.
- -[Mike laughs]
- Yeah, I know. Hey, what about you, huh?
- I've seen your commercials.
- You know, chopping down prices.
- I'm really happy that things have worked out for you.
- Yeah, well, it's…
- They actually aren't working out so great lately.

- Okay.
- All right.
- Let me turn on the TV.
- I think the Dodgers played last night.
- ...who had a walk-off in the ninth inning by Williams.
- Williams was called up six months ago from Triple-A.
- He's batting.300 and, boy, L.A. is happy to have him...

- This is truly disappointing.
- I thought you'd at least prove more of a challenge than LaRusso.
- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah. There's a good sensei.
- You think you can hurt me?
- I'm running on whiskey and White Claw.
- That hurt.

[Stingray is putting on sunglasses while driving at night]
Daniel: What are you doing? It's pitch black out.
Raymond: Stingrays see better in the dark.

- Really? Do you?
- Yeah, here, put your arms out.
- And then, just...
- See? Impossible to defend.
- Whoa, whoa. Whoa.
- Dad!
- Sorry, sorry.
- Is that my drum in your pocket?

- What? You didn't think
- I'd take all your money?
- What kind of monster do you think I am?
- Oh, and hey.
- Welcome to Mexico.
- Yeah, thanks.
Johnny: All right. Gracias.

- -Red side, point. Red side, winner.
- -[referee two] Fight!
[referee two] Point! Winner!
[referee one] Ready? Fight!
- Point! Winner!
- They know our moves.
- I wonder how.

- Miguel.
- What?
- Huh.
- Am I doing it?
- You're doing it.
- Holy shit! I'm doing it!
- You're doing it!
- Thank you.
- Nah...
- No, thank you.

- -It's, uh, "password."
- -[Robby chuckles]
- Don't sweat it. Mine's "1234."
[laughs] Right.
- Thanks for taking care of this, um…
- Eduardo.
- You're a lifesaver.
- It's my pleasure. [chuckles]

- You know, as much as I would love to watch you and your childhood karate rival duke it out,
- I kinda don't wanna get any blood on the patio.
- So, what do you say we resolve this over some breakfast instead?
- You wanna go inside?
- I could eat.

- If Silver is student of Master Kim, we must be careful.
- All direct attacks will be recognized.
- I don't want to attack him.
- I want to expose him.
- To catch serpent, you must think like serpent.
- We will use his style against him.
- How will we do that?

- Hey, banzai!
- Banzai!
- Banzai!
[Miyagi] Banzai!
- Mr. LaRusso?
- Dad, where are you going?

- What the hell are you thinking, man?
- What was I supposed to do, be a pussy?
- I can't believe you did that!
- -You all right, kid?
- -I'm fine.
Daryl: With that disqualification,
- Keene earns a trip to the finals.
- We'll see him back here after a short break.

- I had to do it.
- You saw.
- How deep is that pit, man?
- Deep enough.
- But that's not the worst of it.
- Don't skimp on that sauce.
- And get it out there while it's still hot.

- No shit! Mine too.
- His victory over Russia effectively restored my fractured homeland.
- -You get it.
- -I do.
- -Show me more.
- -Yes, sir.
- ♪ Comin' up… ♪
Tory: Ais!

Amanda: The cops?
- -What are you doing?
- -I should have thought of this sooner.
- Find My iPhone.
- Here it is.
- She's somewhere between Sherman Way and Saticoy?
- What is she doing in Reseda?

- Fine.
- 40% commission.
- Done.
- What's going on here?
- You work in a furniture store?
- Daniel, I own the furniture store.

Kim: Youth is not a liability. It is the greatest power.

- No green stuff.
Waitress: I'll put your order in right now.
- Ten-to-one, they get something wrong.
- Excuse me,
- I have to use the powder room.
- -Oh, I will join you.
- -Don't leave me alone.
- No, you should stay. No, honey…

- -I'm not--
- -Enough with Cobra Kai!
- Don't you see what this stupid rivalry has done?
- Our daughter is in the hospital.
- -No more karate.
- -OK. All right.
- -Amanda, I know, you're right.
- -No more karate.
- It's over.

Johnny: There's only one animal that can kill a snake.
Bert: A mongoose?
Johnny: A real animal, Bert.