The Best Cobra Kai, Season 2, Episode 4 Quotes

- Listen, I didn't rob your mom, bitch.
- Let's get out of here.
- -[Sam grunts]
- -Get off of me!
- Are you OK?
- Real nice friend you've made.
- You shouldn't have accused her of something like that, though.

- I have stitches.
- I've got several stitches.
- Don't do anything stupid.
- You'll regret it.
- What happened?
- That pussy Demetri couldn't handle training with Mr. Kreese.
- He's not Cobra Kai material.

- Top-notch accommodations.
- But I think housekeeping walked off with one of my watches.
- Yeah. Listen, I'll see you in the morning, bright and early.
- It was a good class today.
- I think there's a couple of decent prospects in the bunch.
- Yeah.

Manager: Not yet.
- Plenty still out there.
- If you got something worth biting, eventually the fish will find you.
- You just have to be patient.
- You're a lot more like my friend than I thought.

- Hey, knock it off!
- You wanna go back out on the street, John?
- Live at a bus stop?
- I got a hundred guys that would kill for your bed.
- I'm sorry, ma'am.
- It won't happen again.

John: The key to this move is making your enemy think you are retreating. But just as they let their guard down, that's when you strike the hardest.

- Uh, it was unclear if the gate was the front door or if I was supposed to ring the doorbell.
- Is that a koi pond?
- -How much does it cost to maintain that?
- -May I help you?
- Uh…
- Yeah. I wanna learn karate.

- I could swipe half the silverware in this place
- -before anyone would notice.
- -You shouldn't steal anything.
- What are you, a nun?
- Come on, are we gonna drink or not?
- OK, one drink.
- -That's my girl.
- -[both laughing]

- Does it?
- Cobra Kai wouldn't exist without John Kreese.
- You want a chance to redeem yourself, you got it.
- But you gotta try to do things my way.
- That work for you?

Trey: You know, for a smart kid, you sure do learn slow.
- Maybe we need to leave him with something to remember us by.
- Let him go.
Trey: Don't listen to him.
- All right, Grandpa.
- Let's do it.

- You see, the hood of the Indo-Chinese spitting cobra is much smaller and their pupils are actually round, not the vertical type your artist opted for.
- So, uh, you know, probably an easy enough fix to correct the… pupils.

- it all kind of bleeds together, you know?
Johnny: Listen up!
- I see we've got some new recruits.
- Everybody, fall in.
- In neat rows and lines.
- Time to see what you're made of.

Johnny: Yeah, the name's Kreese.
- John Kreese.
- K-R-E-E-S-E.
- You sure?
- Is there more than one
- Universal City Sheraton?
- Yeah, I'm serious.

- We haven't spoken since everything that went down at Valley Fest.
- I feel like we should clear the air, but at the same time,
- I'm still pissed at them for ruining our performance.
- I say go talk to her.
- Worst case, if a fight breaks out, we could record it.
- Who knows, maybe I'll come back with a new Miyagi-Do student.

- Did you see that coming?
- Maybe.
- -My name's Miguel.
- -Tory.
Tory: Yah!
- -[grunts]
- -[students] Oh!
- With a "Y."