The Best Cobra Kai, Season 2, Episode 6 Quotes

Miguel: Sensei Kreese?
- What can I do for you, Mr. Diaz?
- I wanted to apologize for yesterday.
- It was disrespectful to challenge your lesson.

- Does it hurt?
- Nah. Meds do their job.
- Oh. Did you see?
- They already got me a priest.
- I'm a pastor, Tommy.
- But if you wanna confess about that 50 bucks you still owe me, the big guy's listening.

John: Cobra Kai is not a hobby, it's not a club. Cobra Kai is your brothers and your sisters. You're all Cobra Kai for life because Cobra Kai never dies.

- …and your sisters.
- ♪ Hold the line ♪
- ♪ Does anyone want to take it anymore? ♪
- ♪ The show must go on ♪
- ♪ The show must go on ♪
- ♪ Yeah… ♪

- -Hey, sorry I'm late.
- -[Bobby] Hey, Jimmy.
- -Hey, buddy.
- -[Jimmy] Hey.
- Jenny and the kids send their love.
Tommy: Aw.
- Tell Jen and the boys I said hi.
- Oh, you again.
- Guys, give me a minute. [sighs]

- but I'm afraid… he's a little mixed up.
- Together, we'll make sure he gets back on track.
- Won't we?
- Yeah.
- OK.

- We're happy to have you.
- Nice to meet you.
- -Hey. Nice to meet you guys.
- -[boy] Hello, sir.
Daniel: There's no need to call me "sir."
- "Mr. LaRusso" is just fine.
- Come out front with me.
- We'll start your first lesson.
- -[tires screech]
- -[rock music plays]

- I don't know.
- Right now, all I wanna do is make sure my students don't make the same mistakes that we did.
- I don't want them to look back at their life full of regret.
- You'll do it, Johnny.
- You're the champ.

Ear: [Johnny and Tommy are going up to shoot some pool, when they come across a guy with ear gauges who just got done harassing a woman. He sees them. Sarcastically] Can I help you guys?
Johnny: [Politely, pointing to the pool tables] Yes. We got next.
Ear: [Looks at Tommy] That has got to be the ugliest Make-A-Wish kid I have ever seen. You know what my wish is?
[Points to Johnny]
Ear: For you to suck my...
[Johnny traps his arm, then rips one of his ear-gauges out. When he tries to punch Johnny, he beats him to it with a right hand, and the bar brawl is on]

- but the rest of us, we have to fight for every inch of what's ours.
- Not just to score a point.
- For everything.
- Yeah.
- Hands up.

Demetri: I'd be careful about this, Mr. L., letting the Cobra Kais into Miyagi-Do. It's like letting the wildlings behind the Wall.
Daniel: Didn't the wildlings help Jon Snow win The Battle of the Bastards?
Demetri: Should've picked a different analogy.

Daniel: Face me.
- Bow.
- Aits!

- I'm just lucky
- Mr. Miyagi was willing to take me back.
- So, remember, it doesn't matter who anyone was before they stepped into this dojo.
- All that matters is that right now, today, we are all Miyagi-Do.

- what is the purpose of karate?
- Strike first, strike hard, no mercy, sir.
- No. You've all been brainwashed by Cobra Kai.
- I want you to clear your minds and think.
- What is the ultimate lesson we learn from karate?
- Don't be a pussy?

[Daniel explains to his new students what Cobra Kai is really about]
Daniel: Cobra Kai sells power, strength, and when I joined I was, well, I was weak. It was 1985, I had just won my first All-Valley, and, Mr. Miyagi didn't want me to compete anymore. He never really liked the idea of fighting for trophies in the first place. So, you know, I-we got into this big argument, and what did I do? I joined Cobra Kai. I learned to strike first, strike hard, show no mercy, and it turned me into an angry and violent kid. It changed me.
Samantha: You never told me about any of this.
Daniel: It's not something I'm proud of, Sam. And my point is anyone can be seduced by Cobra Kai, even me. And I'll admit Cobra Kai makes you feel stronger, tougher, but it will also get you in trouble. And that's what happened to me. I'm just lucky Mr Miyagi was willing to take me back. So remember, it doesn't matter who anyone was before they stepped into this dojo. All that matters is that right now, today, we are all Miyagi-Do.

- But, uh…
- I've definitely been doing a lot of praying since, you know…
- Yeah.
- How's he doing?
- He'll be happy to see you, Johnny.
- Room 112.

[Johnny has just told his old friends that he's re-opened the Cobra Kai dojo and their former sensei John Kreese is involved, and they're not pleased]
Jimmy: This is the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
Johnny: It's not stupid.
Bobby: John Kreese is bad news. All that crap we dealt with after high school, taking that "no mercy" bullshit out into the world.
Jimmy: And you got it the worst, man. Don't you remember?
Johnny: Of course I remember, but people can change. Just like Cobra Kai can change.
Jimmy: Yeah, right.
Johnny: No, I'm serious. I'm trying to change Cobra Kai. And Kreese is on board.
Tommy: Do you trust him, Johnny?
Bobby: You know Kreese. He's always got something up his sleeve.
Johnny: Nah, he's a different man. Besides, doesn't it say something in your book about forgiveness? 'Cause all I know is, everyone deserves a second chance.

[Johnny and Tommy are having what would be their last conversation around a campfire]
Tommy: You still got one more thing that's more important than anything, Johnny.
Johnny: What?
Tommy: Time. You still have time.
Johnny: Yeah, time for what?
Tommy: Meet someone new, change your life, do what you wanna do.
Johnny: I don't know. Right now all I wanna do is make sure my students don't make the same mistakes that we did. I don't want 'em to look back at their life full of regret.
Tommy: You'll do it, Johnny. You're the champ.

- -I already told you I was sorry.
- -Guys, enough.
- I'm gonna give you both a mission.
- You see this stone?
- -You're gonna pick it back up.
- -How are we supposed to do that?
- Good old-fashioned teamwork.
- I believe in you.

Bobby: [in the bar, laughing] And then there was the time that Tommy got that horrible fake ID and the server gave us dishwater instead of beer.
Tommy: [laughing] Yeah, and I drank the whole thing because I didn't know what beer was supposed to taste like!

- ♪ I don't ♪
- ♪ This is the fight song ♪
- ♪ This is the fight song ♪
- ♪ This is the fight song ♪
[patrons] Oh!
- Thank you.