The Best Cobra Kai, Season 3, Episode 2 Quotes

- Kreese!
- Tables are not gonna bus themselves!
- Get back to work!
- Yes, sir.

Tory: How'd you find me?
John: I could say I did recon in 'Nam, Special Forces training, 18 months of covert ops... but your address was on your paperwork.

- This is what rehab's like?
- This is one of the best facilities in the country.

- What kid?
- Johnny, what are you doing?
- Stole it off him this morning, don't know where he went.
- That's not good enough...
- Johnny, come on.
- That's too much.
- Where is he?
- Come on! Stop it.
- I don't know, I swear.

- Take that to Mom.
- Oh, thanks, son.

- Maybe you wouldn't have to worry about rent.
- I bet you wouldn't sound like a man if I broke your wrist.
- I wouldn't do that.
- What would your probation officer say?
- Think on what I said.
- Maybe I'll see you tonight.
- But if I don't, I'd better see you with a check on the first.

- I think I do.
- Somebody's gotta teach you to keep your hands to yourself.
- Okay. Okay. I'll do what you want.
- Come on, man.
- Good.
- We're gonna make a little arrangement.

- What does he like to eat?
- He likes to eat... Clarence.
- It's okay, come on.
- Come on.
- Come on.
- There you go.

- Who else objects?
- You're off the team.
- Get out!
- But...
- I said, out!
- Get!

- Nichols, welcome back.
- Thanks.
- That issue I was having, it got worked out.
- That right?
- Well, fall in, we've got work to do.
- Forward strike. Ready?

- You can keep the van, we just wanna know what happened to the kid who had it and we'll be on our way.
- On your way to call the cops, like you said.
- No. No. No cops, all right?
- We can work this out.
- Or not.

Tory: Life is kind of kicking my ass right now.
John: You can always kick back.

- Hey, got you a juice.
- Advil is in the glove compartment.
- Looks like sewage.
- Suck it up.
- If we find Robby, you might want to be awake.
- Drive faster then.
- Feel like I'm in a rocking chair.

- We will show no mercy.
- We will show no weakness.
- We will strike back and we will strike hard!
- Is that clear?
- Yes, Sensei!
- I can't hear you!
- Yes, Sensei!

- Don't start a fight you can't finish.
- I've been fighting my whole life.
- I sure as hell ain't scared of you.
- Are you okay?
- Yeah, I've had worse.
- Need a lift?

- Okay.
- All right.
- Let me turn on the TV.
- I think the Dodgers played last night.
- ...who had a walk-off in the ninth inning by Williams.
- Williams was called up six months ago from Triple-A.
- He's batting.300 and, boy, L.A. is happy to have him...

- Knock it off.
- We're on a mission.
- Yeah, what are we supposed to do?
- Drive around all day looking for a van?
- No. But hopefully our mutual friend can point us in a right direction.
- What the...?

- With Miyagi-Do shutting down, we might be able to get some new recruits.
- But we will, in due time.
- But first, we going to need to strengthen our core.
- With Diaz out, we're going to need a new champion.
- Someone with no fear... and no mercy.

- Like you.
- Thanks, I have to get ready for work.
- I need every hour I can get.
- Or else...
- Or else what?
- Don't worry about it.

- It's amazing what you can become with a little discipline and direction.
- The Army gives a man a true purpose in life.
- What do you say?
- This could be you.
- Very inspiring. We'll sure think about it.
- Ma'am.

- If you think you have a shot, you're nuts.
- But I guess that runs in the family, doesn't it?
- Stop, David!
- He's the one who wanted to get involved.
- Now he's involved.
- Stop!
- Hey, stop it!
- Get off me!

- It's just basic training.
- You know what I mean.
- But no matter what, I'll wait for you.
- Promise you'll come back to me?
- I promise, doll face.
- I'll be coming back a hero.

- He said the plastic isn't UV-resistant so don't leave it near the window.
- Okay.
- And that basket is from the LaRussos.
- No. No. No. Don't. What is it, Miggy?
- What do you need?
- Water?
- Where's Sensei?

John: Life isn't always fair. Sometimes the world can be cruel. And that's why you have to learn to be cruel yourself.

- I know, Daniel. Just... be careful.
- I will.
- You had to mention the prison, right?
- Of course you did.
- I'm not lying to your wife for you.
- All right.

John: Your whole lives you've been told to be good. But "good" is only a matter of perspective. Always remember: your enemies think that they're doing what's right. They think they're the hero, and you're the villain. But now you know the truth. There is no good, there is no bad, only weak or strong.

- I'm willing to admit when I fail, okay?
- And maybe I did.
- Or maybe he just has a little too much of you in him.
- Where you going?
- I got somewhere to be.
- You better return that car to the dealership!

- Hello.
- No, no. It's just me. Johnny's at the...
- Okay, okay, slow down.
- All right, I'm on my way.