The Best Cobra Kai, Season 3, Episode 3 Quotes

Johnny: You're cold, old man.
Sid: And don't you forget it, buster.

- Hey, can we be next?
- Sure thing!
- You want the full wash and wax or just the wash?
- Hey, hold up. You're doing it?
- Yeah.
- I'm gonna get you all great.
- No streaks, all right?
- That'll be 20 bucks. Thank you.

- Thank you, Johnny.
- Pleasure to meet you, Ms. Diaz.
- I'm gonna get out of here.
- I have to be somewhere.
- Miguel, he needs you.
- Please, pray with us.
- Okay. I'll stay.

- See, I say we go visit Cole and show him a little Jersey justice.
- What are you gonna do?
- Gonna go round up your biker friends, get your asses kicked again?
- We weren't gonna talk about that.
- Daniel, I don't think we have a choice.
- If we want to come out of this with anything, we're gonna have to sell to Cole.

- Daniel's contract is gonna be voided.
- Get out of our dealership.
- We'll never sell to you.
- Okay. Your loss.
- Faroush, come on, let's go.
- Can you believe that guy?
- What makes him think we would ever sell to him?
- Guys, we really gotta talk.

- What's he saying?
- Sucks you're not allowed to get laid anymore, man.
- How many times I gotta tell you?
- I'm not a priest.
- So your wang can still get tang? Nice.
- Forgive me father.
- For what?

Johnny: Stick around being a bully isn't much better than leaving.

- I'd hate for that little incident with your secretary to get out to the public, you know, start one of those hashbrown "Me Too" things.
- I didn't get where I am because I cared about my reputation.
- Get the hell out of here.
- You're a cold, old man.
- And don't you forget it, buster.

- What did I say?
- All right, listen up.
- Visitation tomorrow, Valasquez,
- Binder, Espinoza, Keene.
- If I called your name, be ready first thing in the morning.
- Hey, does it say who's visiting me?
- Lawrence, John.

- Everything but tree.
- Nothing exists.
- Whole world.
- Only tree.
- You got it?
- Open eye.

- You got it. Hey, Moon.
- Hey.
- Thank you for bringing the cheerleading team, they're definitely helping attract customers.
- But I thought you were a feminist.
- Oh, I'm a sex-positive feminist.
- Our bodies are an expression.

- Looks like karate boy wanna throw down!
- Sure does.
- Yeah, man.
- Go ahead.
- Give you a free shot before I use your teeth for dice.
- My karate's about self-defense.
- Oh. Let's see how that works out for you.

- It has to.
- Wait, this isn't a sure thing?
- Hey, what's up?
- Is your dad here?
- No, he's at work. Why?
- Cobra Kai took the money and...
- They kicked the fucking shit out of me.

- I thought to myself,
- "Tom, the LaRussos, spiraling.
- I mean, no customers, no Nespresso.
- You alone can help them."
- So I'm here to make you an offer.
- You want to buy a car?
- Dan...
- A car? No, no, no.
- I want the whole shebang.

- Shit!
- Kid must be deaf.
- I said, that's our table, homey!
- You ain't deaf, just dumb as shit.
- What are you looking at, newbie?
- You okay, man?
- Robby Keene. Phone call.

- This was just a warm-up.
- We ain't done with you yet.
- Everyone, get back to your bunks.
- We're on lockdown.
- Let's get out of here. Dumbass.
- That will teach him.

- And a year ago,
- I was arrested for assaulting a minor.
- A minor?
- Well, technically multiple minors.
- These kids were real pricks.
- It feels really good to talk about this.
- When do we start, boss? What's the plan?
- "Unstable"?
- You're the one that's unstable.

- That's interesting.
- What's it say?
- It says get the hell out of my shop.
- It's worthless.
- Come on!
- What am I supposed to do?
- I don't own anything valuable.
- Then I guess you better find someone who does.

- But Daniel, without Doyona, we can't compete.
- I love what we built here.
- I love that we did it together.
- And I don't want to lose it, but the writing is on the wall.
- If we don't sell to Cole, we might end up with nothing.
- Louie, why don't we go finish those inventories.

Bobby: You got to remember, you don't do the right thing because it always works out. You do the right thing because it's the right thing to do.