The Best Cobra Kai, Season 3, Episode 5 Quotes

- So Miyagi instructors came up with special techniques designed to kill their enemies.

- All right. Now, repeat after Dee.
- ♪ I wanna rock! ♪
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- ♪ I want to rock! ♪
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- Mr. Miyagi taught me everything he knew.
- Oh. So you know everything, huh?
- Well, I mean, not...
- Pfft.
- This way.
- Where are we going now?

- You could've got suspended again.
- I thought you were smarter than that, very disappointed in you.
- Go wait in the car, Anthony.
- Look, Sam, I don't know what's going on with you, but you...
- No, you don't.
- If you think that karate is the problem, you have not been paying attention.

- I don't think there's much
- I can teach you right now, anyway.
- Except, maybe, this... all that Miyagi-Do mumbo jumbo, that might score you points in a tournament.
- But now, you're in the real world, kid.
- You might wanna learn to strike first.

Daniel: [after Chozen shows up] You gotta help me out here. This is the most awkward conversation of my life. Why is he even here?
Kumiko: I called him.
Daniel: You called him? Did you forget about that time we fought to the death? That guy tried to kill me and he tried to kill you, too!
Kumiko: Oh, yes! But that was a long time ago. Chozen has changed.
Daniel: People like him don't change, OK? Trust me. I know all there is to know about grudges. Trust me.
Kumiko: Then it seems you two have lots to talk about.

- Show yourself, LaRusso!
- Sam!

- Live or die, man?
- Die.

- Come on. Finish him.
- Do it!
- Damn it!
- Pussy.
- Nice.
- Good shit, man.
- Good shit.
- This isn't over, LaRusso.

- No more talk.
- You cross bridge, or I kill her.
- Daniel-san...
- This not tournament, this for real.
- I know.
- Now we fight to death.

- Maybe he thought you were not ready.
- Or not able.
- Maybe Mr. Miyagi was just trying to protect me.
- We're not living hundreds of years ago.
- No reason anymore to kill.
- Sometimes you have no choice but to kill.

Daniel: [Chozen and Daniel are fighting... Daniel has experienced a pressure point disabling technique new to him] What did you do?
[Daniel's mind flashes back to their last fight in 1985]
Daniel: Live or die, man?
Chozen: DIE!
[returns to present day, Daniel is disabled and helpless, Chozen has him by the back of his head]
Chozen: I have waited a long time for this...
Daniel: Chozen... no.
Chozen: [stopping short of his fatal strike and tweaks Daniel's nose] HONK!
[Chozen releases Daniel and begins to laugh hysterically as Daniel slowly regains use of his limbs]
Daniel: I'm glad you're having fun at my expense.
Chozen: [still laughing] Oh, you should have seen your face!
Daniel: [in awe] What technique was that? My limbs were totally numb.
Chozen: [smiles] Secret of Miyagi pressure points. If an enemy insists on war, then you take away their ability to wage it, eh?
Daniel: Can you teach me?
[Chozen nods]

Eli: What do you want?
Samantha: Payback.

- What the hell?
- What do you want?
- Payback.
- What's up?
- Man, he doesn't want that.
- He knows that's what it is.
- Like I said...

- So call off your band of karate thugs or I'm going to the police, got it?
- You're a feisty one.
- But I like that.
- I like it.
- I don't give a shit what you like.
- You're a sociopath.
- I'm shutting you down, if it's the last thing I do.

- We're basically karate cousins, right?
- You are a foreigner, you cannot take our secrets.
- Hey, Mr. Miyagi treated me like a son, not a foreigner.
- He wouldn't keep any secrets from me.
- Are you sure about that?
- Well, let us find out, yeah?
- Group counseling is now in the...

- So your sensei did not teach you everything.
- You sure that was Miyagi-Do karate?
- Didn't seem like self-defense to me.
- Defense takes on many forms.
- When Miyagi ancestors fought Japanese invaders, the only way to survive was to kill.

- Wow.
- Wait a minute, this is a dojo.

Miguel: Are you insane?
Johnny: The answer's yes.

- All right. I got you, bud.
- Here we go.
- Give me a minute, we'll go again.
- Think I still have my Vanna White Playboy.
- That'll get you going.
- Don't you get it?
- You could dangle a new PlayStation,
- I still wouldn't be able to stand up.

- Hey, prize wench.
- What do you guys want?
- Well, to spend our hard-earned tickets, of course.
- Why don't you be a good girl and grab us bobbleheads?
- Give it!
- Let's go, go!
- Hey, hey, hey!
- Thanks, Chris. Tell your mom I miss her.
- Yeah, and tell her to stop calling me.

- My foot was on fire and I didn't feel a thing.
- Why is nothing working?
- It's fine, I should probably just clean up before my mom gets home.
- See you.
- Are you sure you just don't wanna show me the scrolls?
- Now, let us see how much you really know.
- I don't know what you want for...

- Well, I'll be damned.
- "Web-mmm-duh."

- What technique was that?
- My limbs were totally numb.
- Secret of Miyagi pressure points.
- If an enemy insists on war... then you take away their ability to wage it, huh?
- Can you teach me?

- and good will come back to you."
- Mr. Miyagi was right for loving her.
- So, Yuna.
- Can I buy you a drink?
- I should hope so, Daniel-san.
- I'm about to save your business.

- Well, uh...
- I'd say thanks, but you kind of kicked my ass today.
- So I'm just gonna say goodbye.
- Be well.
- Daniel-san.
- What?

Kumiko: [Daniel meets up with Kumiko at Tomi Village Mall, she's with a woman in a black dress] Daniel-san! Where's Chozen?
Daniel: [rubbing his sore shoulder from earlier] He uh... he had to teach a class. Hopefully he goes a little easier on them than he did me.
Kumiko: [laughs] I hope you both learned something from each other.
Daniel: [smiles] I think so. I guess that was your plan, huh?
Daniel: [glances at woman with Kumiko] Friend of yours?
Kumiko: Friend of OURS.
Daniel: [awkwardly to the woman] I'm sorry, I uh...
Yuna: [sympathetically] Don't worry. It's been a long time since we met. I was a child then and it WAS during a typhoon.
Daniel: [Daniel's mind flashes back... he remembers her as the girl he rescued from the bell tower] Yuna?
Yuna: [touched] You remember me?
Daniel: Are you kidding? How could I forget?
[embracing her]
Daniel: Oh my God, how've you been?
[she nods]
Daniel: And your English! So... perfect!
Yuna: [releases him] I've been good, thank you. I work in international sales... perfect English comes in handy.
Daniel: Sales? Wow... great... same here! Well, maybe not for much longer... but... well, who do you work for?
Yuna: [knowingly of Daniel's plight] Doyona.
Daniel: What... you work for Doyona?
Yuna: Senior vice president of sales for Doyona International.
Kumiko: Like Auntie Yukie says... put good out into the world and good will come back to you!
Daniel: Mr. Miyagi was right for loving her.
[turns back to Yuna]
Daniel: So Yuna... can I buy you a drink?
Yuna: I should hope so, Daniel-san. I'm about to save your business.

- It's gonna be okay.
- I didn't do anything to help.
- I couldn't stop them.
- Why didn't you talk?
- I'm no snitch.
- Me neither.

- Come on.
- That was for my mom.
- Get him!
- Sam LaRusso!
- Where are you, bitch?

Daniel: [Chozen is walking Daniel down a path for him to catch a taxi] Well, that was a side of Miyagi-Do karate I never knew existed... but I get why Mr. Miyagi didn't want me to know it.
Chozen: Your sensei is a man of great honor. I can only hope to be like him.
Daniel: Hey, you only did what your teacher told you to do.
Chozen: After our fight, I felt great shame. I wanted to die. But... my uncle saved me. He gave me a chance to prove myself. I spent my life trying to do just that.
[Daniel nods]
Chozen: But regret is sometimes difficult to overcome.
Daniel: [sympathetically] I understand... and if means anything, Chozen... I, I forgive you.
Chozen: [smiles] It means a great deal.
Daniel: If only every rivalry could end like this.

- Thank you so much.
- Oh, it was all the kid.
- Told you he was a fighter.
- Don't get too cocky.
- We still gotta get you out of that chair.
- Yes, Sensei.
- All right.
- Well, good night.

- Great job today, jefe.
- You crushed it.
- Really? Didn't feel like I did much of anything.
- Hey, no negative thoughts.
- Just positive energy.
- I'll keep that in mind.