Top 30 Quotes From Dominic Cooper

Jesse: Peace be with you.
Congregation: And also with you.
Jesse: I want to thank you all for coming out this morning. I know it's not always easy to get here on a Sunday. Kid's don't wanna get dressed. Lawn needs mowing. Doing laundry, paying bills. Whatever. It's been a long week and you got another one starting up tomorrow, so thank you. Besides, and here's the real reason it ain't easy getting here, and that's: "What good's it gonna do?" Right? I mean, look at this world. You turn on the radio, surf the internet. Heck, look out your dang window. It's crazy out there. You've got wars in every direction, bombs going off in coffee shops and schools. Folks scared to hug each other on account of some new disease. Yep. The world is turning to shit. And you know what? It's all your fault. You've turned your back on the Lord. Your despair has caused you to lose faith, embrace false idols. But these idols, these... these things... they won't save you. Your whisky won't save you. Your money won't save you. Sex, love, romance... they will not save you. Your parents, your precious little children, that 55 inch flat-screen TV out there? Nothing. Nothing will save you. You are sinners. You have strayed. You have forgotten the power of the Lord. But it's not too late. I'm here to remind that starting today... no, starting right now, I'm going to bring you back to God. One by one. Beginning with one man amongst us who has strayed furthest. God wants you back, Mr. Quincannon.
[quotes]
Jesse: "Serve him, and you will go out in joy, be led forth in peace."
Odin: Right.
Jesse: [quotes] "The mountains and hills will burst into song before you. And all the trees and the fields will clap their hands." I ask you now... Will you serve God?
Odin: No.
Jesse: Will you serve God?
Odin: Now, I heard you the first time.
Jesse: Will you serve Him?
Odin: Oh, for Pete's sake.
[gets up and starts to leave]
Jesse: Odin.
[Quincannon stops]
Odin: I win, Preacher. It wasn't even close.
[Custer puts his hands on Quincannon's shoulder]
Odin: Now, I'm telling you...
Jesse: [uses The Voice] Serve God.
[Normal voice]
Jesse: I ask you again... Will you serve God?
Odin: Of course I will. Yes, sir. Yeah. Of course. Yeah.
[determined]
Odin: I will... I will.

Peggy: Who needs a plan? I have a shield.
Howard: A shield is not a plan!

Cassidy: What the bloody hell happened there?
Jesse: Shotgun. Tried to kill himself.
Cassidy: He's walking the earth with a face like an arsehole. Should've tried harder. Was than an un-Christian like thing to say, was it?
Jesse: Pretty much.
Cassidy: All right. Poor lad.

Tulip: So, what's the plan, Jesse?
Jesse: The plan is simple. Find God.
Cassidy: Oh, no offense, Padre, but I'm tired of the God talk now.
Jesse: I am too. That's why we're gonna go out and actually find God.
Cassidy: What? Like a... Like a road trip? With buckets of guns, sex and drugs and shady characters dressed in bikinis?
Jesse: Yeah, I imagine there'll be a bit of that.
Cassidy: I'm in. Done.
Tulip: I'm sorry. We're just gonna, like, drive around shooting people, getting wasted and looking for God?
Cassidy: I am so in.
Tulip: And what are you gonna do when you find him?
Jesse: Well, if God wants our help, we'll help him. If he doesn't, we're gonna kick his ass.
Tulip: Huh. All right, bitches. Let's go.

Tulip: [Jesse aims gun at man in car trunk] Stop, Jesse. You're gonna mess my car.
Jesse: No I'm not. Trash bag will collect the brains.
Tulip: Yeah, but there's - there's still gonna be splatter and the - the bullet's gonna crack my axle.
Jesse: No, no, no it won't, not if I aim here.

Howard: Can I give you a piece of advice?
Peggy: I'd rather you didn't.
Howard: Flynn's a moron. Lucky for you, I'm a genius.

Cassidy: God, eh?
Jesse: Yup.
Cassidy: Coming to Texas?
Jesse: Sunday morning.
Cassidy: That'll be something.
Jesse: Yup.

Howard: The moment you think you know what's going on in a woman's head is the moment your goose is well and truly cooked .

Jesse: But something you've read, something in your library?
Preacher: No.
Jesse: Nothing in all these books?
Preacher: Books? You call Heaven on an angel phone to discover God's gone to roam the Earth. What book is that exactly?

Howard: If I can get to the controls, I might be able to transpose the egress and do science stuff.
Peggy: You mean transpose the polarity and reverse the suction?
Howard: Hey! Being the genius is my thing!

Tulip: Yeah, much better plan. Let's use some guy's hand to call down Heaven on a phone and let some beardy white guy decide.
Jesse: You don't know he's white.
Tulip: Well he better be or else he'll have even more explaining to do.
Jesse: So God's a racist too now as well? Is that what you're saying?

Jesse: Be here. Work hard, help others, preach the Gospel. Be one of the good guys.
Cassidy: Do you know what? He has a plan for me, too.
Jesse: I'm sure He does.
Cassidy: His plan for me is to let you know that his plan for you is the dumbest, most boring plan he's ever come up with.

Jesse: I just wanted to say, for me, it's just you. Till the end of the world.

Howard: Fondue is just cheese and bread, my friend.

DeBlanc: Oh, shit.
Jesse: Damn.
Fiore: Crap.

- Turn it off! Kill it! Kill the reactor!
Steve: No!
- Don't! I can do this!
Howard: Eighty.
- Ninety.
- That's 100%.

Jesse: Vampire, huh? Sounds like fun.
Cassidy: Can be. Sometimes.

Jesse: [using The Voice] Sing me some Johnny Cash.
Cassidy: [singing] Me some Johnny Cash.

Jesse: I told you to serve God, Odin.
Odin: I am. Devoutly.
Jesse: What kind of a God wants to tear down a church?
Odin: The God of Meat, of course.
Jesse: The God... of Meat?
Odin: The God of what's tangible. What's touchable and true. The God of Meat.
Jesse: I see, I see.
Odin: You think that's funny?
Jesse: No, no. It's batshit crazy.
Odin: You know what's crazy, Preacher? What's completely banana-balls insane? Following a God who is silent. That is crazy.
Jesse: I agree.

DeBlanc: It's called Genesis.
Jesse: "Genesis"? What is that?
Fiore: [whispering] DeBlanc...
DeBlanc: It began with Heaven and Hell. Two armies fighting, two sides hating for as long as we can remember.
Jesse: Heaven and Hell?
DeBlanc: That's right. The endless war. One day, thought to be impossible, but somehow, a soldier from one side and one from the other became drawn to each other.
Jesse: An angel and a demon fell in love?
Fiore: Traitors.
DeBlanc: Strictly forbidden, but they didn't care. Snuck off, met in secret, and conjoined.
Fiore: *Disgusting* traitors.
DeBlanc: And then, after a time, Genesis. A thing never meant to be...
[gestures]
DeBlanc: You know...
Fiore: ...came to be.
Jesse: So you're saying this Genesis is some sort of... angel demon... baby?
DeBlanc: If by "baby" you mean the most powerful entity ever known, the singular force that could shift the balance of power, and threaten all of creation, then yeah, it's a baby.

Steve: [picking up a shield] What about this one?
Howard: No, no, that's just a prototype.
Steve: What's it made of?
Howard: Vibranium. It's stronger than steel and a third the weight. It's completely vibration absorbent.

- Don't take it so hard.
- Maybe she's got a friend.
Howard: Emission signature is unusual.
- Alpha and beta ray neutral.
- Though I doubt
- Rogers picked up on that.
- Seems harmless enough.
- Hard to see what all the fuss is about.

Jesse: Tammy said "Walk to the Peak" was God's favorite.
Cassidy: [unenthusiastically] It is kinda catchy.
Tulip: Yeah, like cats screwing. At the airport. Under an ice cream truck.

Jesse: Why we always talking about me? What's your story, Cassidy?
Cassidy: No, it's pretty typical, really. I am a 119 year-old vampire from Dublin City.
Jesse: [laughs]
Cassidy: And I'm currently on the run from a group of vampire-hunting religious vigilantes who keep tracking me down somehow. What else? I'm a right-handed Sagittarius. I love Chinese food. I've never seen the Pacific Ocean. And I think that The Big Labowski's overrated.

Tulip: Can I ask a question that is not about the dog and the different rooms?
Jesse: She wants to know about the girl.
Preacher: Well, parishioners need help with their urges... drugs, sex, Twitter... they come to me.
Tulip: So someone comes to you for help and you put them in a cage?
Preacher: A covered cage. That's right. To curb their urges.
Tulip: Am I the only one here who thinks that's, like, psychotic?
Cassidy: No, I was wondering the exact same thing. Why not just lock her in a cellar? You could chain her to the bloody wall or something like that.

Howard: Monsters? No one prepared me for actual monsters.

Donnie: You got me curious now. Let's just say, for the sake of argument, that, uh, that I don't listen. What then, huh?
Jesse: You'd hear a noise.
Donnie: [sarcastically] Oh. Ooh, golly gee. Oh, a noise?
Jesse: A high-pitched, kind of... bunny-in-a-bear-trap sound. You'll know when it comes. 'Cause you're the one who'll be making it.

Tulip: So what's the plan, Jesse?
Jesse: The plan is simple: find God.
Cassidy: Oh, no offense, padre, but I'm right... I'm tired of the God talk now.
Jesse: I am, too. That's why we gonna go out and actually find God.
Cassidy: What? Like a... like a road trip? With buckets of guns, sex and drugs, and shady characters dressed in bikinis?
[glances towards Tulip]
Jesse: Yeah, I imagine there'll be a bit of that.
Cassidy: I'm in. Done.
Tulip: I'm sorry. We're just gonna, like, drive around shooting people, getting wasted and looking for God?
Cassidy: [laughs] Oh, I'm so in.
Tulip: And what are you gonna do when you find him?
Jesse: Well, if God wants our help, we'll help him. If he doesn't, we're gonna kick his ass.

Jesse: You dug out of Hell with your hands?
Arseface: It's not that far.

Cassidy: [talking agitatedly about a conspiracy theory involving baby foreskin] Skin grafts. Skin grafts. We know they are putting foreskin in skin grafts. It was on the Oprah Winfrey Show. And they are putting it into the face creams you all use, the girls.
Tulip: Hold up. They do not put foreskins in face creams.
Cassidy: Yes, they do. It helps bloody collagen or something like that.
Tulip: Cassidy, that is a lie. You'd feel those itty-bitty foreskins on you.
Cassidy: What you feel is smoother, younger-seeming skin. See? And that's how they hook you. Just gotta think about it.
Jesse: [looks at Tulip] You do have nice skin.
Tulip: Shut up.