Top 20 Quotes From Gina Gershon

Cristal: There's always someone younger and hungrier coming down the stairs after you.

Nomi: You got me the audition, didn't you?
Cristal: Uh-huh.
Nomi: Why?
Cristal: Maybe I like the way you dance. Maybe I like you, anyway, what difference does it make?
Nomi: Did you enjoy that out there?
Cristal: [smiling] Yeah darlin', I think I did.
Nomi: I hate you.
Cristal: I know.
[She hands Nomi a tissue]
Cristal: Here, wipe your nose.

Mike: [after watching a preview of the "60 Minutes" Wigand interview that has been edited] Where's the rest? Where the hell's the rest?
[we see Don Hewitt and Helen Caperelli coming out of a room to see Mike shouting at Kluster in disbelief]
Mike: [to Eric Kluster] You cut it! You cut the guts out of what I said!
Eric: It was a time consideration, Mike.
Mike: Time? BULLSHIT! You corporate LACKEY! Who told you your incompetent little fingers had the requisite skills to edit me! I'm trying to band-aid a situation here, and you're too dim to...
[Mike is suddenly interrupted by Helen Caperelli, who walks up to him and Kluster]
Helen: Mike... Mike... Mike...
Mike: [to Helen Caperelli] Mike? "Mike." Try "Mr. Wallace". We work in the same corporation doesn't mean we work in the same profession. What are you going to do now? You're gonna finesse me, lawyer me some more? I've been in this profession 50 FUCKING YEARS! You, and the people you work for, are destroying the most-respected, the highest-rated, the most-profitable show on this network!

Sasha: [Her last words] Take care of our boy, love him so much, and don't let him grow up to be like us promise?
Sean: [Nods] Yeah

Sean: I've said and done some things that made your life hard, I know
Sasha: How would you? when you left you never looked back
Sean: I just know,
[Adam walks in]
Sean: Sasha I'm not the same person you remember and for what it's worth I'm sorry,
[getting dressed]
Sean: nice looking clothes
Sasha: Yeah, of course their yours
Sean: [Adam walks in] nice looking kid too
Sasha: Yeah, of course, his yours too

Cristal: You fuck him for the spot? Or you fuck him cause you wanted to? I say you did it for the spot.
Nomi: Is that what you did, Cristal?
Cristal: You don't want to piss me off, darlin', now that we're friends.
Nomi: No... You shouldn't get pissed off. Makes you look older!
[Nomi pinches Cristal's cheek]

[after Zack's lap dance, to Zack]
Cristal: Can you walk?

Castor: [as Sean Archer] Sasha, baby, I'm Castor. That's Archer.
Sasha: And I'm bored. Put the fucking gun down!

Sean: [as Castor Troy] This is between us. Leave them out of it.
Castor: [as Sean Archer] No. You should have left them out of it. Your son was an accident. I wanted to kill you. But, you took it too personally. Why couldn't you just kill yourself or let it go?
Sean: [as Castor Troy] No father could.
Castor: [as Sean Archer] No brother could either.
Sasha: [coming in] Neither could a sister.

Nomi: Don't they have brown rice and vegetables?
Cristal: Do you like brown rice and vegetables?
Nomi: Yeah.
Cristal: You do?
Nomi: Sort of.
Cristal: Really?
Nomi: It's worse than dog food.
[Cristal laughs]
Nomi: It is!
Cristal: I've had dog food.
Nomi: You have?
Cristal: Mmm-hmmm. Long time ago. Doggy Chow. I used to love Doggy Chow.
Nomi: I used to love Doggy Chow, too!
[Cristal and Nomi touch their chips together]

Cristal: Where do you dance at, darlin'?
Nomi: Um... at the Cheetah.
Cristal: I don't know how good you are, darlin', and I don't know what it is you're good at, but if it's at the Cheetah, it's not dancing, I know that much.
Nomi: You don't know shit!

Helen: [Referring to CBS News] Our standards have to be higher than anyone else because we are the standard of everyone else.

Nomi: I get a headache from champagne.
Cristal: This isn't champagne. This... is HOLY WATER. I named myself after this holy water. Chrissie Lou Connors used to have dingy brown hair and little bitty tits. It's amazing what paint and a surgeon can do.
[they clink champagne glasses]
Cristal: You have great tits. They're really beautiful.
Nomi: Thank you.
Cristal: I like nice tits. I always have, how about you?
Nomi: I like having nice tits.
Cristal: How do you like having 'em?
Nomi: What do you mean?
Cristal: You know what I mean.
Nomi: I like having them in a nice dress, or a tight top.
Cristal: Mmmm. You like to show em off.
Nomi: I didn't like showing them off at the Cheetah.
Cristal: Why not? I liked lookin' at 'em there. We ALL liked lookin' at 'em there!
Nomi: It made me feel like a hooker.
Cristal: You *are* a whore, darlin'.
Nomi: No I'm not!
Cristal: We all are. We take the cash, we cash the check, we show 'em what they wanna see.
Nomi: Maybe YOU are a whore, Cristal, but I'm not.
Cristal: You and me, we're exactly alike.
Nomi: [shakes her head] I'll NEVER be like you.

Cristal: I'm gettin' a little too old for that whorey look.

Nomi: Hello? Anybody here?
Cristal: Back here.
Nomi: What are you doing here?
Cristal: What am I doing here?
[Cristal sniffs cocaine]
Cristal: I'm doin' some of the finest cocaine in the world, darlin'. You want some?
[Nomi shakes her head]
Nomi: Mm-mmm.
Cristal: It's great for the muscles. I told Marty I'd work on your turns with you, darlin', but I'm feelin' a little turned inside out myself today.
Nomi: Cut the shit.
Cristal: [smiling] OK. We got off on the wrong foot. Wanna start dancin' all over again?
Nomi: Why?
Cristal: Why not? Wanna go down to Spago, get somethin' to eat?
Nomi: Where is it?
Cristal: [sarcastically] Just down from Ver-sayce.
Nomi: It's Versace.
Cristal: Ohhhhh, yeah.
Nomi: Yeah.

Cristal: Nobody's going to take my lead anyway, darling. I haven't missed a show in eight years.
Tony: Well, you're not getting any younger, are you?
Cristal: Eat me.

Sydney: I'm not like Lauren's friends.
Ellen: News flash Sydney: you're just like us. We whores are all alone too, and now we have each other. It is so cool having 20 sisters who don't ask questions and just love you for who you are. As far as I'm concerned... it's way better then family.

Cristal: You fucked her, didn't you?
Zack: Does that piss you off because you're jealous, Cris? Or because I beat you to the punch?

Cristal: Molly, this top is way too tight. My breasts are just getting crushed in here.
Molly: I can loosen it for you.
Cristal: Okay... To about here... Maybe... No, no a little less. I want my nipples to press, but I don't want them to look like they're levitatin'!

Sasha: What's the next move?
Sean: This isn't your fight
Sasha: He killed my brother, I'm not going to let him kill you too
Sean: No matter what happens I promise Sean Archer's off your back for good