The Best Hinton Battle Quotes

Zoey: You know, Thames, this is the perfect place for revenge.
Thames: Other than a 12th Century torture chamber with iron maidens and a few racks, it runs a close second. But you know, I wouldn't put it past you to call Torture Chambers-R-Us and ask for an immediate installation.

Buffy: You got a name?
Sweet: I've got a hundred.
Buffy: Well, I ought to know what to call you if you're gonna be my brother-in-law.

Zoey: I am here on borrowed time.
Thames: You are here until you finish what you are supposed to do.
Zoey: I have a 48-hour window after my first leap to get home. After that, with every leap, the percentage drops!

Sweet: Big smiles, everyone... You beat the bad guy.

Xander: Does this mean that I have to... be your queen?
Sweet: It's tempting... but I think we'll waive that clause just this once.

Sweet: [singing] What a lot of fun / You guys have been real swell / And there's not a one / Who can say this ended well / All those secrets you've been concealin' / Say you're happy now / Once more with feeling / Now I gotta run / See you all / In hell.

Sweet: [singing] I can bring whole cities to ruin / And still have time to get a soft-shoe in.

Thames: [of Alia] Well, she should've been terminated years ago.
Zoey: The pleasure's now mine.
Thames: All systems are on full power. It's only a matter of time. Unless, of course, she finds you first.
[Zoey smashes her glass against the wall]
Zoey: You just make sure that doesn't happen.