The Best House M.D., Season 8, Episode 8 Quotes

- And it's not a fight.
- Excuse me, miss.
- What is your name?
- Mariel wilkerson.
- Hah.
- You don't look like a Mariel. You're up.

Dr. Robert Chase: He's not *in* prison; It's kinda hard to gas a guy unless you can seal him in a room first.
Dr. Gregory House: Which is why Arceus created the universe with three states of matter, and three hundred solid and liquid poisons that could cause these symptoms.
Dr. Chris Taub: Arceus?
Dr. Gregory House: [takes a sip of tea] Look it up.

- Thanks.
- You know, there's a bunch of us going to happy hour after work.
- I'm craving nachos.
- You interested?
- Thanks, but I got a lot of work I need to get done.
- Sure. Well, if you change your mind, we'll be at Rudy's.
- Okay.

- All right, I admit it.
- Despite the fact that I know there's a gun in here,
- I'd never find it because you are more devious...
- Clever. Devious.
- All right. Fine, clever.
- More clever, and you'll always be one step ahead of me.

- than to come back into work to yell at me?
- Stay out of my business.
- You're blaming the wrong guy.
- Good for him.
- Married one's not a keeper, but it's a start.
- You're an idiot.

- and now you want to look for secret passages?
- There's a magnet on the fridge they use to open child proofed cabinets. Go get it.
- Hurry up.
- Here.
- Holy crap.

- Yeah, well, it's probably not a good idea, you know, with us working together.
- Didn't you marry someone you used to work with?
- Yeah, but...
- All right, sure. When?
- Tonight? Sure.

- It is possible, but...
- Wouldn't cause hallucinations.
- It could if he also had paraneoplastic syndrome.
- Get a biopsy.
- You think it's cancer?
- I think you should get a biopsy.

- I love you too, which is why you're not gonna live there either.
- I don't care if we might need them.
- I just know that I can't live my life feeling like we do.
- It's not worth living in fear.
- Okay. I'm sorry.

- You probably don't even think it's gad.
- You're just agreeing with her because you think it'll create more conflict between us.
- There's only one way to find out.
- Actually, there's two, but we're still waiting for that jell-o delivery.
- Let me know how it goes.

- Admit it.
- Admit it.
- All right.
- All right, what?
- You win.
- And it feels good.

- but I just moved from Atlanta, and this is my first time at this gym, so I definitely don't know who this Taub guy is.
- But I already agree.
- He's a jerk.
- Are you sure you don't want to start over?
- Take your time. I'll be around.

- and in very rare cases, hallucinations.
- Call the CDC. Tell them we need antitoxin as soon as possible.
- Diphtheria?
- We didn't guess it because nobody gets it.
- Instead of building bunkers, you should be getting boosters.
- As in the routine vaccines against stuff that is actually scary.

- I thought that was Nadine.
- Her, too.
- Where are you going?
- You still have an hour left.
- Emergency page takes precedence.
- Can you... I don't know how to use the program.
- Then find someone who does.
- I gotta get out of here.

- He has stridor but no obstruction.
- He's anaphylaxing.
- Get me a trach kit.
- Scalpel.

- Yourhonon_ oh, shutup.
- You know it's true.
- Let's finish this up. I can't.
- Why the hell not?
- Because I think
- I'm having a heart attack.
Judge: Great.
- Call an ambulance.

- I'm not looking for excitement, I'm doing my job.
- Part of which is to make sure house does his.
- Girlfriend might not be so bad.
- It's less dangerous than where you're headed, and that's from a guy with one alimony and two child support payments.

- Gotcha!
- You poor dumb bastard.

- Hey, I changed my mind.
- Okay.