The Best Jonathan Craig Williams Quotes

Malik: What's the number?
Abraham: Whoa whoa whoa, we're not gonna do this. Just deal the cards, will you?
Malik: Three.
Brian: Four.
Steve,92505: Four.
Abraham: Five.
Hal: Two.
Trey: Two?
Brian: Just twice a week?
Hal: Per week? Oh, then fourteen.
Brian: Fourteen? Come on.
Malik: No way.
Abraham: No, he's telling the truth. believe me. I went on vacation with him. If anything he's underselling himself
Hal: I guess I win. I mean it's really none of your business.
Steve: I don't care how high you wear your socks, you ain't beatin' that.