The Best Jonathan M. Woodward Quotes

Buffy: You son of a bitch.
Holden: What?
Buffy: I think I'm gonna kill you just a little bit more than usual.

Holden: Oh, my God!
Buffy: Oh, your God, what?
Holden: Oh, well, you know, not my God, because I defy him and all of his works. Does he exist? Is there word on that, by the way?
Buffy: Nothing solid.

Buffy: I just...
[sighs]
Buffy: If you knew what I've done, what I've let myself become. My best friends don't even... You'd laugh if you heard some of the things I've done to them.
Holden: Buffy... I'm here to kill you, not to judge you.

Holden: Hey, I-I don't bean to be Count Buttinsky here, but you just don't seem as thrilled. Is it because we're gonna fight?
Buffy: It's 'cause I'm gonna win.
Holden: [laughing] Hello. Two years of Tae Kwon Do and vampire strength. I think somebody's countin' their chickens.

Holden: I heard a lot of rumors about you back then. You were all mysterious.
Buffy: I was?
Holden: Well, you were never around. A lot of kids thought you were dating some really old guy, or that you were just heavy religious. Scott Hope said you were gay.
Buffy: What? I dated that ringworm.
Holden: He says that about every girl he breaks up with. And then last year, big surprise, he comes out.
Buffy: Men. Do I know how to pick 'em.

Holden: We're gonna have to fight to the death, aren't we?
Buffy: It's the time-honored custom.