The Best Katharine Towne Quotes

Sunday: Guys, this is totally... mine.
Rookie: Okay, but you gotta share the eatin', 'cause I'm thinkin' Slayer's blood's gotta be whoa, like Thai Stick.
Buffy: I thought people were supposed to get smarter in college.

Sunday: What about breaking your arm? How does that feel, huh?
Buffy: Let me answer that question with a head-butt.

Sunday: Oh, I'm-I'm Sunday. I'll be killing you here in a minute or so.
Buffy: You know, that threat gets more frightening every time I hear it.
Rookie: Uh, are we gonna fight, or is there just gonna be a monster sarcasm rally?

Sunday: Freshmen. Man, they're so predictable.
Rookie: And you can never eat just one.

Dav: Does this sweater make me look fat?
Sunday: No. The fact that you're fat makes you look fat. That sweater just makes you look purple.

Cynthia: Do you know somebody called "the Cowboy"?
Adam: The Cowboy?
Cynthia: Yeah, the Cowboy. This guy, the Cowboy, wants to see you. Jason said he thought it'd be a good idea.
Adam: Oh, Jason thought it'd be a good idea for me to see the Cowboy. Well, should I wear my ten-gallon hat and my six-shooters?

Cynthia: You're broke.
Adam: But I'm not broke!
Cynthia: I know, but you're broke. Where are you?

Dav: Yeah, I'm hungry.
Sunday: What a shock. We eat when I say we eat.
Dav: Well, we could hit the tunnels...
Sunday: We eat...
[face vamps out]
Sunday: *when I say we eat*!
Dav: God, lighten up.
Rookie: I think it's funny when you scream. It's like...
[growls]
Rookie: , whoa!
Sunday: I gotta get me some better lackeys, I swear!

Buffy: You got a nice setup here. But you made one mistake.
Sunday: What was that?
Buffy: Well, I'm not actually positive, but statistically speaking people usually make at least Well, I'm not actually positive, but statistically speaking people usually make at least...
[Sunday punches her]

Sunday: Don't take this the wrong way, but... you fight like a girl.

Sunday: [to Buffy] I must say, you've really got me now. I mean, this is a diabolical plan. Throw yourself at my feet with a broken arm and no weapons of any kind. How am I gonna get out of this one?

Adam: What's going on Cynthia?
Cynthia: It's been a very strange day.
Adam: And getting stranger.