The Best Keir O'Donnell Quotes

Lou: You're a shit cop. You know that, right?
Ben: I'm getting a promotion next week, so uh... how bad could I be?

Lou: So you got a response to my "all or nothing" line?
Mike: Sometimes... there's a man.
Lou: What... What man?
Mike: Just a man. He works in a factory. One day, the boss gets it in his mind that the man is stealing from him. So every night at the gate, the guards search his wheelbarrow. But they never find anything.
Ben: Pat him down.
Mike: Oh, they do that. Strip him naked. Nothing.
Ben: So... he's not stealing.
Mike: Of course he is.
Lou: Wheelbarrows.
Mike: Thank you. That's right. He's stealing wheelbarrows.
Ben: [frowns, confused] What?
Mike: My point is, sometimes the answer is so obvious, you can't see it because you're looking too hard. See, we can't leave because we're the future, and they're the past. The past can no more become the future than the future can become the past.

Thomas: [about a pregnancy test] Okay, first of all, these tests are not always accurate.
Claire: Thomas...
Thomas: No, no. My uncle, you know? We thought he had testicular cancer, you remember that?
Claire: He did! He's dead!

- All clear.
- All clear!
Ben: Oh, Christ.
- It's rapid city all over again.
- Brother?
- Man: They're cops!