The Best Lloyd Pierce Quotes

Jimmy: You ever have a girl look at you and your world just stops?
Lloyd: Every Saturday night.

Lloyd: She's old enough to vote and buy bullets. Don't be blamin' me for her bad judgement.

Rip: Hey Lloyd! We're done.
Lloyd: It ain't midnight yet.
Rip: It's midnight enough.

Lloyd: [Sees Walker singing in a bar] He's supposed to be dead.

Laramie: Are you too old to dance?
Lloyd: Ain't a damn thing I'm too old to do.

Lloyd: Makes you wonder... who's gonna feed this world when there's none of us left?
John: Nobody, Lloyd. The world's just gonna go hungry.

Lloyd: You got a big ol' shit-eatin' grin on your face like you spent the night in some girl's arms.
Carter: I do?

Tate: Why can't we ride with them?
Lloyd: 'Cause that's a pretty rough haul. Old Blue Jeans, he ain't got any more mountains in him.
Tate: Who's Blue Jeans?
Lloyd: Blue Jeans is the horse you're gonna be ridin'. He's almost as old as your daddy. In fact, I remember when your daddy used to run all over hell and gone on that son of a...
Monica: [clears throat]
Lloyd: Son of a gun.

- Hope you boys got your wild rags.
- It's gonna be a bit dusty.
Lloyd: What the hell's going on?
- Just a little reminder, Lloyd.
- They might let us stay here and get old and rusted.
- But we're just tools.
- And that's all we'll ever be.

Rip: That ain't Spanish, it's Texan.
Lloyd: That ain't Texan, that's gibberish.

- You've horse traded me enough, Travis.
- Time I horse traded you.
- Oh, you think that's funny?
- Boy, if this don't pucker your red eye,
- I guess nothing will, huh?
- Here we go.
John: All right, nobody be a hero.
- We'|I turn 'em together.
Lloyd: Let's go.

Rip: Hey Jimmy, you know why you never met any old rodeo cowboys? 'Cause there ain't any.
Lloyd: I'm old.
Rip: Shit, you just look old.

Lloyd: It's like watching a monkey try to fuck a football.

- Motherfucker...
Lloyd: Rip, first things first.
- Open the fucking door.

Jimmy: They got three loaded.
- Bobcats look good.
Lloyd: I got my money on 'em.
- Okay, so just to clarify,
- Colby's mom, that's a cougar?
- That'll be the last time you ever refer to my mom as a cougar.
- She prefers wildcat?

Lynelle: You gonna miss me?
Lloyd: I'd rather not answer that considering I was forced into this relationship.
Carter: If you love something, Teeter, set it free.
Lynelle: I mean fuck that. He lucky I ain't chaining his ass to the fucking radiator.

- But you'll sure eat our food, won't ya?
- And sit in our field, and sing like a fucking tourist.
- So this is yourfield, is it, rip?
- Mm-hmm.
Lloyd: These are set.
- Jimmy, get on the quad.

- You just look old.
- Hey, I won't die, I promise.
- I'll hold you to that.
- Hey. Make sure he don't get hurt now.
- What's next?
Lloyd: We get you in a bucking chute.

- That was incredible!
Lloyd: Yeehaw!
- We finally found something you can do well.
- You'll be up to your neck in buckle bunnies in no time.
- Wait, what's a buckle bunny?
- You'll be finding out soon enough.

- Jesus Christ.
- Excuse me, father.
- Why don't I take you home myself?
Lloyd: [Laughs]
- Damn, that was beautiful.
- They all like that?
[Laughs] Hell, kid, ain't none of 'em like that.

- Oh, shit. That's a nasty bronc there.
- That son of a bitch last year bucked 10 rounds at the nfr and he threw every one of them in the dirt.
- A hundred thousand dollar bucking horse, right there, probably, huh?
- Better get his head in the game.
Lloyd: Oh, shit. Jimmy?

- That's like a dentist going home and looking at pictures of teeth.
- Whatever you say, Tex.
- I'll be damned. Look who went off and become a cowboy.
- Yeah, it seems that way, doesn't it, Lloyd?
- Any more in here?
Lloyd: I don't believe so.
Rip: Let's just do a little once-over though, yeah?

Lloyd: What do you want to do?
Jimmy: String together a whole lifetime of days like today.
Lloyd: It's hard to do.
Jimmy: No, it's hard to do here. This job's hard enough without havin' to fight the whole world for the right to do it. Texas... I'm not fightin' the neighbor to do my job, 'cause he's got the same job. So does his neighbor.