The Best Madame Gasket Quotes

Bigweld: Gasket, you're a sick, twisted, evil robot.
Madame: I try.

Madame: Who are these losers?
Fender: We, sir...
Madame: I'm a woman.
Crank: Ouch.
Fender: [Scottish accent] We've come to rescue our friend, you evil bag of bolts, and you shall be defeated by the very outmodes that you scorn and detest!
Crank: 'Cause there's seven of us and only one of...
[hundreds of minions appear from behind Madame Gasket]
Fender: Let's see, there's seven of us and... eight? Nine?
Crank: Did you count that one?
Fender: I think so. Will you all quit moving around? It's so frustrating! I think I counted one of you twice!
Madame: While you're at it, count these!
[Ratchet's new outmode bot destroying machines come into view with Ratchet sitting on top of one of them]
Madame: As soon as we're done with you, these hit the streets!
Ratchet: This will be the last day any outmode will ever see!