The Best Marti Noxon Quotes

Parking: [singing] I've been having a bad bad day / Come on, won't you put that pad away / I'm asking you please no / It isn't right, it isn't fair / There was no parking anywhere / I think that hydrant wasn't there / Why can't you let it go / I think I've paid more than my share / I'm just a poor girl, don't you care / Hey, I'm not wearing underwear.

[Sunnydale, 2001]
Mustard: [singing, off-screen] Oh, no / Mustard on my shirt.
Parking: [singing, off-screen] Mustard / I'll never get it out.
Mustard: [singing, off-screen] My favorite dress shirt.
Parking: [singing, off-screen] Dry-clean it.
Mustard: [singing, off-screen] How could you serve...
Mustard: [singing, off-screen] Mustard.