The Best Matt Walsh Quotes

Lonny: You better pray for a miracle, Montanez. Because before this is over, one way or another, you won't have a job.

Crime: If I had to guess, I'd say somebody was raped and murdered here.
Earl: What the hell gives you that idea?
Crime: I don't know. It's just a feeling.

Phil: The Best Little Chapel... do you know where that is?
Dr. Valsh: I do, it's at the corner of get a map and fuck off. I'm a doctor, not a tour guide.