The Best Michael Lanahan Quotes

Kevin: I thought you were here about the kit cars.
Lucifer: Kit cars? You mean those awful replicas that only look vintage? Those don't fool anybody with taste.
Kevin: True. But you can make a ton of money selling them to goobers who can't tell the difference. It's not like it's illegal.
Chloe: Sounds illegal.
Kevin: Um, it-it is illegal. But it's not murder.

Kevin: I never saw him myself. Uh, but I saw his car. He has a-an awful '92 Geo Metro in-in Polynesian green.
Lucifer: Ugh.
Kevin: Right?