Top 50 Quotes From Michelle Rodriguez

Ana: You tell anyone about this, and I'll kill you.
Sawyer: Guess that takes cuddlin' off the table.

Letty: Did you bring the cavalry
Hobbs: Woman... I AM the cavalry
Letty: Of course you are
Ramsey: Who is that
Letty: That's Hobbs

Dom: Jesse, since you were the first to reach in and grab some chicken, why don't you say grace?
Jesse: [saying grace] Dear Heavenly... uh...
Leon: Spirit.
Jesse: Spirit. Thank you. Thank you for providing us with the direct-port nitrous... uh... injection, four-core intercoolers, an' ball-bearing turbos, and... um... titanium valve springs. Thank you.
Leon: Amen!
Dom: Very nice.
Letty: He was praying to the car gods.

Machete: Are you Shé?
Luz: If I were Shé, do you think I'd be operating a taco truck? Shé brings hope. Shé rights the wrongs. Unfortunately, Shé is a myth.

Dr. Jack Shephard: Figured you could use a drink. I know I could.
Ana: Are you going to try to convince me that everyone here doesn't hate me?
Dr. Jack Shephard: Only if you're going to try to convince me that every woman in the world's not crazy.

Chris: Remind me to buy some shares in Kevlar.

Trudy: What's goin' on, brother? Long time, no see.
Lock: Hey.
Trudy: Personally, I don't feel these tree huggin' traitors deserve steak.
Lock: They get steak? That's bullshit. Let me see that.
[Trudy laughs and then puts her gun to the back of the Lock Up Trooper's head as she orders him to the ground]
Trudy: Yeah, you know what that is. Down, all the way down.

[Rain and J.D. have just fought off a zombie]
J.D.: I shot her five times. How was she still standing?
Rain: Bitch isn't standing now.

[Matt and Spence are helping Rain]
Rain: When I get outta here... think I'm gonna get laid.
Matt: Yeah, you might want to clean up a little bit first.

[Torrez is about to behead Machete]
Luz: He's gonna kill him.
Sartana: No he's not. He's Machete.
[Machete stabs Torrez through the stomach]
Luz: Got a point.

Von: Habla inglés?
Luz: Depends on the question.

Letty: [to Dom] You look a bit tired... I think you should go upstairs and give me a massage.

Alice: There's a cure!
[to Rain]
Alice: You're gonna be alright!
Rain: I was beginning to worry.

Jason: I know you?
Ana: [coldly] I was *pregnant*.
[shoots Jason six times]

- Just do it now!
Alice: I can't!
Rain: Please.
- Do it.
- Kill her.
- Just do it.
- Kill her now!
- Kill her!

Letty: This is all you, Han!
[Letty smashes the end of the truck with a hammer]
Letty: Liquid gold, ha ha!

[last lines]
Michael: [looking at the gun in his hand] I'm sorry.
Ana: For what?
[Michael shoots her]
Libby: [enters] Michael?
[Michael gasps and turns abruptly around shooting her]

Luz: Takes a bitch to make a bitch. And I smell fish taco.

Letty: I smell...
[sniffs air]
Letty: skanks. Why don't you girls just pack it up before I leave tread marks on your face?

Ana: You're pathetic, that's what you are.
Dr. Christian Shephard: You bet your sweet ass I am.

Sayid: Do Jack and Locke know about this?
Ana: Jack and Locke are a little too busy worrying about Locke and Jack.

Trudy: [the instrumentation is going haywire, flying through clouds] Looks like we're VFR from here on.
Norm: What's VFR?
Trudy: It means you gotta see where you're goin'.
Norm: But you can't see anything.
Trudy: [laughing] Yeah, ain't that a bitch.

Letty: Why didn't you tell me we were married?
Dominic: You can't tell someone they love you.

Rain: Here.
Alice: Rain?
- Rain?

Rain: I'm coming for you!
Alice: Good luck with that.

Matt: [held down] You can't do this!
Rain: [removing gas mask] Blow me.

Mia: [Mia witnesses a fight going on between Vince and Brian and then goes over to Dom's office] Jesus Christ, Dom! Would you get out here please? I'm sick of this shit!
[Dom doesn't listen to her, and the fight continues]
Mia: I'm not kidding, Dom! Get out here!
Dom: [Dom watches the fight and is distracted] What'd you put on that sandwich?
Mia: [sarcastically] That's *really* funny!
Letty: DOM!
[Letty signals Dom to break up the fight]
Dom: Alright.
[he goes out of his office and tries to break up the fight between Brian and Vince]

Letty: It's a set up!

Han: [through the walkie-talkie] I thought we'd be robbing banks by now, not some gas truck in the middle of nowhere.
Letty: Down here, gas *is* gold, papa!

Luz: One minute they're tearin' ass for the border, the next they're vanished. Disappeared without a trace. It's like aliens abducted by goddamn aliens.

Machete: You're a fighter.
Luz: Only when there's something worth fighting for.

Letty: I remember everything.
Dominic: About time.

Ana: [after Dr. Christian Shepard calls her Sarah] It's Ana Lucia.
Dr. Christian Shephard: Well, I'm still Tom.

Rain: Your boyfriend's a real asshole.

Rain: She bit me, man. She took a chunk clean outta me.

[Alice points her gun at Rain]
Rain: I'm not dead yet.
[Rain takes the gun from Alice]
Rain: I think I'll take this back.
Alice: I could kiss you, you bitch!

Letty: What are we here for?
Dominic: That.
[Points at the Race Wars event straight ahead]
Dominic: Race Wars.
Letty: We used to come here?
Dominic: Come here? We invented it.

Brian: You know, I didn't know that they made bulletproof bras. Is it just me? But you know, I didn't know that.
Chris: What they need to make are bulletproof condoms big enough to fit your big head.

Trudy: [Trudy decides not to fire her missiles] Screw this.
Corporal: What-what the hell are you doing?
Trudy: I didn't sign up for this shit!
[flies away]

Miss: Really? You're gonna make me kill a blind chick? I'm pretty sure they're gonna take my crown for that.
Luz: That's all right. They'll just give it to the next bimbo who spreads like butter.

Linda: If this thing goes wrong, I just want my kids to know that I didn't sit there and take it. I did something.

Miss: So now what happens?
Luz: Ask the last guy who shot my eye out.

[from trailer]
Cipher: [waking up on operating table alongside Letty] Good morning, sunshine.
Letty: You gotta be kidding me.

Hondo: You still want to work S.W.A.T?
Chris: No. I just enjoy applying all the time.

Kaplan: [the team runs towards Rain after hearing gunshots] What was all the shooting?
Rain: We found a survivor.
Kaplan: And you shot him?
Rain: She was crazed. She bit me.

Hondo: Sorry. Wrong room.
Chris: Who are you looking for?
Hondo: Chris Sanchez.
Chris: I'm Chris Sanchez.
Hondo: YOU'RE Chris Sanchez?
Chris: Look, if you're Internal Affairs, that guy had razorblades in his mouth. I had to put him down hard. I'm sick and tired of these bullshit complains because some vato doesn't like getting thrown to the pavement by a woman.
Hondo: [Raises eyebrow] I look like IAD to you?
[Sanchez shrugs]

- Watch the tank! The tank!
- Let's go!
- Hurry up!
- Wait!
Rain: Come on, let's go!
- Move!
- Keep moving! Come on!
- Move!

Rain: You can't kill me.
Alice: I don't have to.
[Alice shoots the ice at Rain's feet, she falls in with the Las Plagas Undead]

Title: [mock movie trailer] In a land beyond space and time...
Trailer: A new world enslaved. This is a land in need of a hero.
[Trejo removes his space helmet]
Trailer: They call him... MACHETE.
[echoing]
Trailer: Machete Machete.
Trailer: He knows the score.
Space: We need a leader. We need a revolution. We need you, Machete.
Trailer: He gets the space babes.
[deep kiss]
Luz: The people needs us, Machete. This is a new network. It's all... galactic and shit.
Machete: He thinks he's God in heaven. So heaven must fall.
Trailer: And he kills the bad guys. Starring Danny Trejo, Michelle Rodriguez...
Luz: Eat photons, bitches!
Trailer: ...Alexa Vega. With Justin Beaver, as Bleep. And Lady Gaga, as
[provoctive music]
Trailer: whoever she wants to be. With special guest star Leonardo DiCaprio, as the Man in the Silver Mask.
[in a lower voice]
Trailer: Actor subject to change.
[louder]
Trailer: Machete Kills Again... in Space.
[lower voice again]
Trailer: Rated X for cigarette use, prolonged sexual content, pervasive language, and space violence.

Luz: I knew I smelt bitch in the air tonight!
Miss: Payback's the only bitch you need to worry about! This dress costs more than your FUCKING LIFE!
Luz: Didn't anybody ever tell you not to wear a dress to a gunfight?
Miss: Oh, baby, I always dress to the nines.
Luz: I dress to kill.