The Best Natasha Rothwell Quotes
Rachel: Oh, lord, there are two of them now!
Zan: No... more... cockamamie ploys!
Flintheart: Cockamamie ploy? That was clearly a maniacal scheme. How long have you worked for me?
Zan: [Points a finger at her boss] I don't work FOR you; I'm the only one who keeps you from ruining this company with your brainless plots!
Flintheart: [after Owlson through his winter jacket at him] Schemes.
Rachel: Randall! Wifey's home!
Roxanne: Authorities are already calling the disaster "Bridgemageddon." And the rampant chaos was needlessly caused by Scrooge McDuck himself. McDuck's increasingly erratic behavior has driven investors to pull their money from his company and give it to safer, more stable businesses like... Okay, this can't be right. Glomgold Industries?
Zan: I didn't think it was possible, but...
Flintheart: Ha! Hear that, McDuck? I AM MORE STABLE THAN YOU ARE!
Zan: Debatable.
Flintheart: The Doomsday Vault is the key to our future...
Zan: So far, so good.
Flintheart: A future in which I make more money than McDuck, win our bet, and WIN HIS COMPANY!
[Crosses out the business plan and flips the board to a blank side]
Flintheart: Here's where you come in.
Flintheart: I break into the vault,
[Points to Glomgold breaching the vault doors then to Glomgold carrying a small Money Tree]
Flintheart: grab the money tree,
[Then to Glomgold splitting the money with the Von drake children]
Flintheart: we'll split the profits 90/10,
[Then to Glomgold detonating the vault and makes red marks like fire]
Flintheart: then I'll blow up the vault to cover our tracks!
Zan: [Chuckles nervously] What he means is,
[Flips the board back to the intended beneficial plan]
Zan: we will respectfully blow your minds with how secure we'll make that vault for half the price.
Corvus: Uh-huh.
Flintheart: And if you don't give us the job, I'm just gonna steal the tree anyway! So-o-oo...
[Cut to outside the lab. Glomgold is ejected from the lab with a shout and crashes into a snow pile. Glomgold unburies himself while Owlson backs out of the lab]
Zan: So sorry, everyone! Deepest apologies.
[Disappointed while Scrooge and the owners come out afterwards]
Zan: I can't believe he lost us another contract...!
Zan: I was at the top of my class at Mouseton! Ran several successful businesses! But none of that prepared me for you Duckburg billionaires! Reckless thrill-seekers! Madmen with the minds of children! Actual children! I tried to keep you people humble, but all you care about is money, and power! Well, I'm done trying to make you better! I'm gonna become a better billionaire myself! I QUIT!
[stunned silence from Louie and the Bombie]
Zan: Consider this my two weeks notice because I will stay on to train my replacement like a professional! Now, everyone hold on to something!