Top 50 Quotes From Sean Astin

[Sam bashes Goblins with his frying pan]
Sam: Think I'm gettin' the hang of this!

[the Goonies are collecting coins from a wishing well]
Stef: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, stop, stop! You can't do this.
Data: Why?
Mikey: Why?
Stef: Because these are somebody else's wishes. They're somebody else's dreams.
Mouth: Yeah, but you know what? This one, this one right here. This was my dream, my wish. And it didn't come true. So I'm taking it back. I'm taking them all back.

- What?
- Bob, there's a door on your left, do you see that?
Bob: Yeah?
- That's a closet.
- Okay?
- Yeah, I need you to get in it.
- What?
- Now! Right now. Get in the closet.

Lynn: We met at that memory management lecture?
Chloe: If you say so.

Mikey: Don't you realize? The next time you see sky, it'll be over another town. The next time you take a test, it'll be in some other school. Our parents, they want the best of stuff for us. But right now, they got to do what's right for them. Because it's their time. Their time! Up there! Down here, it's our time. It's our time down here. That's all over the second we ride up Troy's bucket.

Lynn: Jack, this is a direct order from the President. Now enter the correct code and let them release the gas. Now!

Lynn: [During a meeting] sorry I'm late
Bill: I was just explaining that Cummings provided us with a schematic of one of the canisters: triggering mechanisms on the canisters can only be activated via satellite relay. Cummings says the terrorists have been given invalid detonation codes
Audrey: Then these canisters are useless to them
Bill: Unless they find a way to control the triggering mechanism
Lynn: Are we running evacuation scenarios?
Bill: Evacuation isn't feasible, not without a timeframe or a target. Erwich's threat was intentionally vague
Lynn: What are we doing to track these canisters?
Chloe: I pulled a voice print from Erwich's call to Cummings and I'm doing a scan of all SAT COMM chatter
Bill: If Erwich is in contact with anyone on that bandwidth, we should be able to intercept and trace the call
Chloe: We better get lucky: we just got a new assessment from civil defense. Their estimating that the nerve gas from each canister will create kill zone between one and three square miles. The terrorists are in possession of twenty canisters, we're talking potential causalities in the hundreds of thousands perhaps over a million

Chunk: Look, how's that? How's that?
Mikey: Oh, you idiot! You glued it on upside down!
Brandon: You dork! If God made it like that, you'd all be pissing in your faces!
Chunk: Looks fine to me.

Mikey: Goonies never say die!

Faramir: [to Frodo and Sam] My men tell me that you are Orc spies.
Sam: Spies! Now wait just a minute!
Faramir: Well, if you're not spies, then who are you?
[they remain silent, Faramir sighs and sits]
Faramir: Speak!
Frodo: We are Hobbits of the Shire. Frodo Baggins is my name and this is Samwise Gamgee.
Faramir: Your bodyguard?
Sam: His gardener.
Faramir: And where is your skulking friend? That gangrel creature. He had an ill-favoured look.
Frodo: [reluctant] There was no other. We set out from Rivendell with seven companions. One we lost in Moria. Two were my kin. A dwarf there was also. And an elf. And two men. Aragorn, son of Arathorn, and Boromir of Gondor.
Faramir: [solemn] You are a friend of Boromir?
Frodo: Yes, for my part.
Faramir: It would grieve you then to learn that he is dead.
Frodo: [shocked] Dead? How? When?
Faramir: As one of his companions, I had hope you would tell me. He was my brother.

- Osgiliath is under attack.
- They call for reinforcements.
Sam: Please. It's such a burden.
- Will you not help him?
- Captain?
- Prepare to leave.
- The ring will go to gondor.

[last lines]
Mikey: [gives a kiss] Bye, Willy. Thanks.

Jack: [Yells] where is Erwich?
Jacob: [Listing his demands, as CTU listens in] I want full immunity unfreezing of all my assets, and transport to a foreign country of my choosing
Jack: No
Jacob: And Inessa: she comes with me. That's the deal
Jack: Maybe I'm not making myself clear, we're not making a deal
Lynn: [Over the phone] Jack, its Lynn
Jack: Go ahead
Lynn: We don't have the luxury to engage in brinkmanship
Jack: His going to tell us what we want to know
Lynn: You may be right but we're going to wait around to find out: accept the deal, that's an order
Jack: Fine, it's your call

Sam: This is it.
Frodo: This is what?
Sam: If I take one more step, it'll be the farthest away from home I've ever been.
Frodo: Come on, Sam. Remember what Bilbo used to say: "It's a dangerous business, Frodo, going out your door. You step onto the road, and if you don't keep your feet, there's no knowing where you might be swept off to."

Frodo: Go back, Sam. I'm going to Mordor alone.
Sam: Of course you are. And I'm coming with you.

Mikey: [to One-Eyed Willie] Hi Willie. Oh, I'm Mike Walsh. You've been expecting me, haven't you? Well I made it. I beat you. I got here in one piece... so far.
[lifts up Willie's patch]
Mikey: So... that's why they call you One-Eyed Willie... One-Eyed Willie.
[takes a breath from his breathalizer]
Mikey: We have a lot in common, you and me. One-Eyed Willie. You're the first Goonie.
[the rest of the Goonies show up]
Mikey: Yo. Hi guys. How's it going? This is Willie... One-Eyed Willie. Say hi, Willie. Those are my friends... the Goonies.
[pauses]
Mikey: How long have you guys been standing there?
Brandon: Long enough, Mikey. Long enough.

Dr. Greg Pemberton: Well, that's the great thing about science. We all get to have our own opinions.
Sheldon: [awkward pause]
[to Amy]
Sheldon: I'm still not talking. That's impressive, right?

- Oh, Sam, I'm so sorry.
- Sorry for everything.
Sam: Let's get you out of here.
- It's too late. It's over.
- They've taken it. Sam...
- They took the ring.
- Begging your pardon, but they haven't.

[last lines]
Frodo: Smeagol?
Sam: We're not going to wait for you. Come on.
Smeagol: Master. Master looks after us. Master wouldn't hurt us.
Gollum: Master broke his promise.
Smeagol: Don't ask Smeagol. Poor, poor Smeagol.
Gollum: Master betrayed us. Wicked. Tricksy, False. We ought to wring his filthy little neck. Kill him! Kill him! Kill them both! And then we take the precious... and we be the master!
Smeagol: But the fat Hobbit, he knows. Eyes always watching.
Gollum: Then we stabs them out. Put out his eyeses, make him crawl.
Smeagol: Yes. Yes. Yes.
Gollum: Kill them both.
Smeagol: Yes. No! No! It's too risky. It's too risky.
Sam: Where is he? Where has he gone? Hey, Gollum! Where are you?
Frodo: Smeagol?
Gollum: We could let *her* do it.
Smeagol: Yes. She could do it.
Gollum: Yes, precious, she could. And then we takes it once they're dead.
Smeagol: Once they're dead. Shh.
[Comes out of hiding]
Smeagol: Come on Hobbits. Long ways to go yet. Smeagol will show the way.
Gollum: Follow me.

Sam: I made a promise, Mr Frodo. A promise. "Don't you leave him Samwise Gamgee." And I don't mean to. I don't mean to.

- We're going in circles.
Sam: What is that horrid stink?
- I warrant there's a nasty bog nearby.
- Can you smell it?
- Yes.
- I can smell it.
- We're not alone.

Bill: Lynn, I owe you an apology
Lynn: For what?
Bill: If you hadn't recognized the duress code, Jack transmitted...
Lynn: Bill, you're the reason I figured out what he was doing
Bill: What'd you mean?
Lynn: I admit I was suspicious of Mr. Bauer, but you were so adamant about his integrity that I looked for a way to reconcile the contradiction: so thank you. I assume Mr. Bauer's been taken into custody?
Bill: We'll have time to debrief him here but not as a suspect
Lynn: Well, he hasn't been officially cleared in the deaths of David Palmer, Tony Almeida, or Michelle Dessler
Audrey: Well, based on mitigating evidence, and Chloe O'Brian's testimony: we're confident Jack was framed for murders
Lynn: I appreciate that but it still doesn't change our "entangled" situation. We have surveillance footage of places Jack Bauer at the site of David Palmer's as assassination
Bill: Clearly, it was doctored
Lynn: Not according to preliminary tests. If we're going to get to the bottom of this, Jack Bauer has a lot to answer for. Bring him in: now

Galadriel: The power of the Three Rings is ended. The time has come... for the dominion of Men.
Elrond: [in Elvish] The Sea calls us home.
Bilbo: [smiling] I think I'm... quite ready for another adventure!
[Bilbo climbs on board with Elrond. Galadriel follows with Celeborn]
Gandalf: Farewell, my brave Hobbits. My work is now finished. Here at last, on the shores of the sea... comes the end of our Fellowship. I will not say do not weep, for not all tears are an evil.
[Heads to the ship, then turns around, waiting]
Gandalf: It is time, Frodo.
Sam: What does he mean?
Frodo: We set out to save the Shire, Sam. And it has been saved... But not for me.
Sam: [weeping] You don't mean that. You can't leave.
Frodo: [hands Sam the Red Book] The last pages are for you, Sam.

Sergeant: The NYPD servers have internal backup batteries. Even if we unplug them, they'll stay on for another two hours.
Captain: As a captain, I have an override code I can use to wipe the servers clean so there'd be no information for the hackers to steal, but there's one problem, Jake.
Jake: Yes, sir?
Captain: You still have something in your teeth. You tried to get rid of it, but it's made it much more prominent.
Jake: Why would you stop everything just to tell me that?
Captain: It's very distracting.

[last lines]
Frodo: Mordor... I hope the others find a safer road.
Sam: Strider'll look after them.
Frodo: I don't suppose we'll ever see them again.
Sam: We may yet, Mr. Frodo. We may.
Frodo: Sam... I'm glad you're with me.

Bill: [after introducing himself] you're no longer a suspect in President Palmer's murder: while you're here, you'll need this
Lynn: [while handing him a security card] I gave you a Level 2 security
Jack: [Puts the card in his shirt pocket] thank you. Was Agent Manning able to apprehend the suspect?
Lynn: No, it seems the person you identified used the hostage situation as a "cover" to steal a cash of weaponized nerve gas from the airport
Jack: Nerve gas? How do you know that?
Lynn: Following your lead, Curtis found trace amounts in a hanger adjacent to the terminal. We don't know how much there is and don't know where it came from but it is a military grade chemical weapon
Jack: Do you have any leads?
Lynn: Not yet but we're going to run the search operation from here
Jack: You're not going to be able to track these terrorists fast enough with a standard search operation. The only way you're going to get that nerve gas in time is if you find out who ordered the hit on David Palmer
Lynn: I agree, I think David Palmer was about to expose this plot: that's why he was killed. I also think if you can help identify who framed you, we can intercept the nerve gas while there's still time
Bill: [Walking up to them, to Lynn] the President's been informed of the nerve gas, he wants to make sure the media doesn't find out
Lynn: I'll make sure Division restricts information flow
Lynn: [to Jack before walking away] we'll continue this conversation another time
Bill: [Shaking hands] it's good to see you again
Jack: It's good to see you too. I'm so sorry about Michelle, I never meant to put her in jeopardy
Bill: Of course you didn't
Jack: How's Tony doing?
Bill: His still unconscious but the doctor says his going to pull through
Jack: Good: we're going to need to speak to him as soon as possible
Bill: [Referring to the staff at the clinic] they know to call us. Audrey's been working for us
Jack: [Surprised] she's here in the building right now?
Bill: She's debriefing Diane Huxley
Jack: Why is she talking to Diane?
Bill: Lynn asked her to

Lynn: Someone's "screwing" with me and I won't tolerate it
Bill: "Screwing" with you how?
Lynn: Audrey Raines' phone log has been erased
Bill: What?
Lynn: [Hands him the log on paper] take a look
Bill: Probably a system glitch
Lynn: It wasn't a glitch: she did it on purpose
Bill: Audrey? You think Audrey did this?
Lynn: I know she did
Bill: That's ridiculous. She's one of the most "by the book" people I know
Lynn: You don't go "by the book" when you're trying to hide something. Did you know she was on the phone with Jack right before he attacked Curtis?
Bill: No, I didn't know that: what does that prove?
Lynn: There's something going with these two, what's their history?
Bill: You know their history, they worked together at DOD
Lynn: There's more than that right?
Bill: It got personal later on
Lynn: Personal? And you didn't it was important to tell me that?
Bill: No, I didn't, what difference does that make?
Lynn: When did she find out Jack was still alive?
Bill: This morning with the rest of us
Lynn: You sure about that?
Bill: I was there, I saw her reaction
Lynn: It could've been an act
Bill: You're starting to sound paranoid
Lynn: I don't care how I sound. From this point on, I want all of our people on a tight leash, if someone has a hidden agenda, I want to know about it. CTU's become way too porous and that's your fault
Bill: I don't need to hear this from you
Lynn: You don't need to hear this from me? Then tell me why Audrey erased her phone logs?

Sheldon: There you are.
Dr. Campbell: Dr. Cooper, hello.
Sheldon: Hello to you to. Now stop trying to stealing our Nobel Prize. You come up with your own idea.
Dr. Campbell: That's not gonna to happen.
Dr. Pemberton: Wouldn't that be something though?
Dr. Campbell: Well, too bad.
Sheldon: That discovery belongs to Amy and me.
Dr. Pemberton: Look, Dr. Cooper. We all want a Nobel Prize. Super-asymmetry could be the breakthrough that gets us there.
Dr. Campbell: But we can't fight over credit; we have to work together.
Sheldon: So you're saying the four of us should agree to share this discovery?
Dr. Pemberton: Well, no. Unfortunately only three people can share a Nobel.
Sheldon: Oh, that's right.
[whispering to Pemberton about Campbell]
Sheldon: So he's out?
Dr. Campbell: No, I'm not out.
Sheldon: [whispering to Campbell about Pemberton] So he's out?
Dr. Campbell: Neither of us is out. We think that the three physicists should be the ones who win the Nobel Prize for physics.
Sheldon: Wait. So you want to cut Amy out?
Dr. Campbell: No, of course not.
Dr. Pemberton: We don't want to, but we're going to.
Sheldon: But she's my wife.
Dr. Pemberton: Yes, exactly. She's your wife. And she's a neuroscientist. It's like, what's she even doing on this paper? It just raises questions.
Dr. Campbell: Look, Fermilab is going to recommend the three of us to the Nobel committee. The best chance we have is if your university does the same.
Sheldon: I see. So you really think that I'm the kind of man who would sell out his partner of a chance of winning a Nobel Prize?
Dr. Pemberton: Are you?
Sheldon: Boy, I hope not!

- It's gone.
- It's done.
Sam: Yes, Mr. Frodo.
- It's over now.

[last lines]
Sam: Well, I'm back.

- Female voice: Your coming to us is as the footsteps of doom.
- You bring great evil here, ring-bearer.
Sam: Mr. Frodo?
- Well, here's one dwarf she won't ensnare so easily.
- I have the eyes of a hawk and the ears of a fox.
- The dwarf breathes so loud, we could have shot him in the dark.

Jim: What is that smell?
Nora: Ammonia discharge. Like guano.
Ephraim: Ammonia discharge. Like guano.
Nora: And Bishop's body.
Jim: That's enough. This is disgusting. Just call it in. God damn it, just call it in. This thing just shot a six foot python out of its mouth, its dick is gone, and it just squirted a shit-load of shit all over the table! You got your hands everywhere - what the hell is going on?
Ephraim: It's a parasitic mechanism. This is rewriting human biology.
Jim: Why? Why is it doing that?
Ephraim: So it can reproduce... and consume its host.

Merry: My tomato's burst.
Pippin: Could I have some bacon?
Merry: Want a tomato, Sam?
- What are you doing?!
- Tomatoes, sausages, nice crispy bacon.
Sam: We saved some for you, Mr. Frodo.
Frodo: Put it out, you fools!
- Put it out!
Pippin: That's nice! Ash on my tomatoes!

Sam: Give me your hand. Take my hand. Don't you let go. Don't let go... *Reach!*

[a click of a gun stops them in their tracks. Vasiliy Fet steps out of the shadows, aiming at Eph]
Vasiliy: Say something so I know you're not one of them.
Jim: You can put the gun down. We tried the door. Nobody answered. This is a legitimate medical emergency. We broke in to requisition supplies.
Vasiliy: Requisition, huh? You look like a bunch of looters to me.
Dr. Ephraim Goodweather: We're from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. Who are you?
Vasiliy: I'm a looter.

Sam: It's gone, Mr. Frodo.
- The light's passed on, away towards the north.
- Something's drawn its gaze.

Lynn: [Answering the call over the speakerphone trapped in a holding room with guard Harry Swinton, with Jack patched through by Chloe] McGill here
Jack: Lynn, it's Jack, we've found the computer for the AC control unit: now if we can shut that down in the next few minutes, we can stop the gas from permeating the safe zones
Lynn: That's good news
Jack: The problem is you're the only person close enough to get to it, Chloe?
Chloe: It's directly above the holding where you are now, take the stairs, go to the left, around the corner, it's the room on your left
Lynn: [Confused] ok, how are we going to do this Jack?
Jack: Lynn, the truth is if I can get there, I would do this myself but I'm not close enough. No one who's still alive in CTU is, you're the only person who can do this. I'm going to ask you to do this without any protection. As soon as you open your door, your room will be contaminated, you can hold your breath long enough to fix the problem but we have nowhere else to send you: we can't airlock you
Lynn: There are two of us in here Jack
Guard: Sir, this is Harry Swinton, so your saying if he does this, we're both going to die?
Jack: I'm so sorry
Lynn: [Whispers to Harry] we don't have a choice
Guard: [to Jack] how do we know you're not just making this story up? So you don't have to make the sacrifice yourself?
Jack: You don't. All I can ask you to do is to believe me, I'm telling you the truth
Guard: Well, that's easy for you to say sir, you're not the one whose about to die
Jack: [Angrily] it's not easy for me to say
Lynn: [Before turning off the speakerphone to talk to Harry privately] hold on
Lynn: We have to do this: we're going to die anyway. If we don't so will everyone in CTU. We have to do this
Lynn: [Turning the speakerphone back on] ok Jack, go ahead
Jack: Once you enter the ventilation room, the computer will be on your right
Chloe: There's a program running on the computer: you need to quit out of it, I'll take it from there
Jack: Lynn, we don't have a lot of time
Lynn: I'll do it

Mikey: What are you doing? It took him 376 lawn jobs to get that bike! That's his most favorite thing in the world!
Mouth: Now it's his most flattest thing in the world. Let's go!

Sam: I can't carry it for you, but I can carry you.

[Frodo and Sam are lowering themselvs down a cliff]
Sam: Can you see the bottom?
Frodo: No. Don't look down, Sam, just keep going!
Sam: [drops a small box] Ouagh! Catch It! Grab it, Mr. Frodo!
[Frodo catches it, loses his grip and then lands on the ground]
Frodo: I think I found the bottom.
Sam: It's not natural. None of it.
Frodo: What's in this?
Sam: Nothin'. Just a bit of seasoning. I thought maybe if we was havin' a roast chicken one night or something...
Frodo: Roast chicken?
Sam: You never know.

Chunk: Listen, okay? You guys'll never believe me. There was two cop cars, okay? And they were chasing this four-wheel deal, this real neat ORV, and there were bullets flying all over the place. It was the most amazing thing I ever saw!
Mikey: More amazing than the time Michael Jackson come over to your house to use the bathroom.
Brandon: More amazing than the time you saved those old people from that nursing home fire, right?
Mouth: Yeah, and I bet it was even more amazing than the time you ate your weight in Godfather's pizza, right?
Chunk: Okay, Brand. Michael Jackson didn't come over to my house to use the bathroom. But his sister did.

Sam: Frodo!
- Orcs.
- Get back! Stay close to Gandalf!
- They have a cave-troll.
- Let them come!
- There is one dwarf yet in Moria who still draws breath.

Jack: [while in the conference room] I don't understand the problem: David Palmer was murdered because he was about to expose Walt Cummings' connection to the terrorists. When Cummings failed to frame me for Palmer's murder, he tried to kill me
Bill: All that may be true but we don't have proof
Audrey: We can prove that Cummings used Spencer to get Jack's assassin into CTU
Bill: All we have is Spencer's word, that's not enough to build a case
Jack: You don't have time to build a case. You want the nerve gas? Cummings is your connection
Lynn: Cummings is the President's chief advisor, how exactly do you suggest we get to him?
Jack: I can secretly meet with Mike Novick: enlist his help
Bill: How do we know Novick isn't in this with Cummings?
Jack: Because I know him. He'll listen to me and the President will listen to him. With Novick's help, we can isolate Cummings
Lynn: As much as I appreciate you want to be involved, you don't work here anymore
Jack: That's exactly the reason why I should do this. If it backfires, there won't be any fallout on you
Audrey: I think it's worth a try
Bill: I agree
Jack: [to Lynn] it's your call
Lynn: Alright, just so we're clear, this is about finding the nerve gas, not getting revenge for David Palmer
Jack: Understood
Lynn: Work out your protocols with Ms. Raines, we'll keep looking through Cummings' background for anything that supports our case

Lynn: [while entering the Situation room] we're no longer running point on the search for the canisters: we've been ordered off by Division
Bill: Why?
Lynn: The White House wants to use their own people to coordinate from now on
Audrey: That doesn't make sense, we'll waste hours getting another agency up to speed
Lynn: Yeah I know, I tried calling the President, his not taking my calls
Audrey: What about Mike Novick? Jack should be with him by now
Lynn: Novick's people say his unreachable, and Jack's cell is rigged to voicemail
Bill: Something's wrong
Lynn: Yeah I know but I don't know what we can do about it
Bill: I do
Lynn: What?
Bill: We can disregard the order
Lynn: We're not disregarding a Presidential order
Lynn: If we don't, we will not find this nerve gas
Lynn: Sending Jack Bauer to have a conversation with Mike Novick as a private citizen is one thing but I'm not about to start considering disobeying a direct order from the White House
Bill: [Raises his voice] that's because you don't have the experience to know any better
Lynn: [Stunned] Mr. Buchanan, step outside for a moment

- But we did all that work.
Bob: I told you, the scale ratio is not exactly one-to-one. We needed to take...
- Turn right.
- What?
- I saw him.
- Where?
- Not here. In my now-memories.
Bob: In your what?
- Turn right!

Sam: I don't think there will be a return journey, Mr. Frodo.

Sam: Anything?
- Nothing.
- What is going on?
- That black rider was looking for something. Or someone.
- Frodo?
- Get down!

Lynn: So, the only people that knew you were alive were David Palmer, Tony Almeida, Michelle Dessler, and Chloe O'Brian?
Jack: Yeah, at least one other person who killed David Palmer and tried to frame me for it
Lynn: And you don't know who that other person might be?
Jack: No
Lynn: Any theories?
Jack: About a year and a half ago, David Palmer called me: told me someone in Logan's Administration was targeting me
Lynn: Which is why you faked your own death and assumed a new identity?
Jack: Yeah, except it didn't work. I believe whoever tried to kill me eighteen months ago, somehow found out I was still alive, and waited until today to exploit that information
Lynn: Someone inside President Logan's Administration?
Jack: That's what David Palmer told me a year and a half ago and I believe him
Lynn: First of all, that means someone in his Administration is tied to the theft of the nerve gas
Jack: Yeah, you're going to have to look into that
Lynn: Even if you're right, there are hundreds of people in Logan's Administration: it would take an investigation of that magnitude months to gain any attraction

Sam: Oh, no.
- What do I do? What do we do?
- Frodo: Hit me. Sam: What?
Frodo: Hit me, Sam. Start fighting.
Sam: Get off of me!
- Nobody pushes me, you filthy maggot.

Sam: FRODO!
Frodo: I'm here, Sam.
Sam: Destroy it!
[Frodo holds the ring on its chain over the edge of the pit]
Sam: Go on! Now! Throw it in the fire!
[Frodo stares at the ring, the ring whispers to him]
Sam: What are you waiting for? Just let it go!
[Frodo turns and looks at Sam]
Frodo: The ring is mine.
[He snaps the chain and approaches the ring to his finger]
Sam: No... no...
[Frodo slips the ring on and vanishes]
Sam: NO!