The Best Stranger Things, Season 2, Episode 6 Quotes

- Wait. That's where I was.
- What?
- It's that damn graveyard.

- It's a trap! I need to warn them.
- It's a trap!
[Soldier] I can't see shit!
- Where are they? Where are they?
[Tech] They're right on you!
[Soldier] Wait, what?
[Soldier 2] What was that?
- Will, sweets, talk to me.
- You got to help me understand.
- It's too late.

- Sam, this is ludicrous.
- Just give him a moment, okay?
- We don't have time...
- Hey, jackass, why don't you do us all a favor and shut up, okay?

- You probably didn't tell it right.
- That must be it.
- So, we good?
- Hey! Dickheads! How come the only one helping me out is this random girl?
- We lose light in 40 minutes. Let's go.
- Let's go, I said!
- All right, asshole! God!
- Okay! Stupid.

- All right, listen, kid. I swear, if this is some sort of Halloween prank, you're dead.
- It's not.
- All right?
- It's not a prank.
- Get it out of my face.
- You got a key for this thing?

Max: Are they rabid or something?
- They can't get in! They can't!
Dustin: Shit!
- Is anyone there? Mike? Will? God! Anyone!
- Shit!
- We're at the old junkyard, and we are going to die!

- You tell anyone I just told you that and your ass is grass.
- You're dead, Henderson. Do you understand?
- Yup.
- Okay.
- Farrah fawcett, really?
- I mean, she's hot.
Dustin: Yeah.

[Soldier] Sir, there's nothing here.
- Looks like your kid's full of shit, doc.

- Come on, hop on.
- Hurry.
- This better be good, stalker.

- Exactly.
- God. Okay, yeah. I feel...
- I'm glad we feel the same way.
- Yeah. Yeah, it's fine.
Nancy: Uh...
- So, uh, good night, I guess.
- Yeah, um, good night.

- I don't shoot polaroid.
- What?
- It's not mine.
- Someone else has been here.

Steve: Faberge. It's Faberge Organics. The shampoo and the conditioner, then when it's damp, not wet, damp, you do four puffs of the Farrah Fawcett spray.

- You're cool and different.
- And you're super smart.
- And you're, like, totally tubular.
- Nobody actually says that, you know.
- Well, I do now.
- And it makes you seem really cool.
- I like talking with you, mad Max.
- And I like talking with you, stalker.

- Okay. All right.
- I love you, too, mom. Bye.
- She said Mike's at your brother's house.
- They just had a sleepover. So...
- Oh, okay.
- Do you wanna try again?
- No. No, it's fine. They're probably just at the matinee or something.
- Yeah, I'm sure.

- Let me see that.
Dustin: He must be further down there.
- I'll stay up here in case he tries to escape.

- Twenty-one.
- Twenty-two.
- Max, are you getting that or what?
- Okay!
Billy: Swear to god, Max!

[Man] Get him out. Go! Go!
Joyce: God! Hold on, sweetie!
- I'm right here. Just hold on.

- Okay. Okay, iwanna try something.
- It's gonna seem a little odd at first, but I think it's really gonna help us understand what's going on.
- Is that okay?
- Okay.
- Now, will, I want you to just let us know if you feel anything. Okay?

- Jeez.
- What happened?
- I don't know.
- Steve scared 'em off?
Steve: No.
- No way.
- They're going somewhere.

- For your travels.
- And to water it down.
- Got it.
- Thank you for everything.
- Don't thank me yet.
- Just keep your eyes on the papers, hmm?
- And if you need to reach me again...

- wait a sec. How big?
- First it was like that.
- Now he's like this.
- I swear to god, man, it's just some little lizard, okay?
- It's not a lizard.
- How do you know?
- How do I know if it's not?
- How do you know it's not just a lizard?
- Because his face opened up and he ate my cat.

- Will? Will?
- What's wrong? Are you hurting again?
- I saw something.
- In your now-memories?
- The shadow monster.
- I think I know how to stop him.

- There.
- What's he doing?
- I don't know.
- Wait. You sure that's not a dog?
- What?
- He's not taking the bait.
- Why is he not taking the bait?
- Maybe he's not hungry?
- Maybe he's sick of cow.

- All living organisms develop defense mechanisms against attack.
- They adapt. They find some way to survive.

- Let's see if this kid's a wizard or schizo, doc.
- First door on your right, gentlemen.
[Soldier 1] I'm guessing a ten.
[Soldier 2] Let's not overdo it now.
- I read four.
- Moving in.

- Why are you even here if you don't believe us?
- Just go home.
- Geesh. Someone's cranky.
- Past your bedtime?
- That's good. Just show her you don't care.
- I don't.
- Why are you winking, Steve? Stop.

- What are you doing here?
- I have proof.
- What?
- Proof that what I told you was real.
- But we have to hurry.
- What kind of proof?

- Steve, what's going on down there?
Steve: Get down here.
- Oh, shit.
- Oh, shit!
- No way.
- No way.

- All right, cowboy, good news.
- We're giving you the green light.
- How you feeling?
- Never better.
- All right, well, got a present for ya.
- The hell is that? [Sniffles]
- Uh, something you should see.

- What we do or don't do won't change the outcome.
- We have to start the burn.
- Where you going?
- I'm going to think.
Joyce: What the hell is taking so long?
- Hey... doctors take forever, always.
- Just try and relax. Just be patient.

- The good news is a virus can be cured.
- We... we're gonna continue to run tests.
- We're gonna see what we find.
- What happens when he can't remember anything?
[Stutters] When there's nothing else there?
- What happens when my boy is gone?

- What...
- What is all of this?
[Breathing heavily] I don't know.
- Mom?
- Will?

- I don't hear shit.
- He's in there.

Steve: Come on, buddy.
- Come on, buddy.
- Come on. Dinner time.
- Human tastes better than cat, I promise.
- He's insane.
- He's awesome.

Murray: So Jonathan, how was the pull-out?

Will: That's it.
- That's what? What... what's there, will?
- I don't know.
- I just know he doesn't want me to see there.
- I think it's important.

- Hey.
- Who is that?
- What?
- What?
[Chuckles] It's me, big guy. It's Bob.
- Are you a...
- Doctor?
- No. No, it's just me. Just... just Bob.

- So, how'd I do?
[Chuckles] My goodness.
- You two are adorable, aren't you?
- Listen... [sighs]
- There's a pull-out sofa in my study if you want it.
- But if I were you,
- I'd cut the bullshit and share the damn bed.

- Who the hell were you talking to?
- Mormons.
- Mormons?
- Talkative ones.

- Steve? Steve, what are you doing?
- Steve?
- Just get ready.

[Sighs and stammers] You know, I just...
[Stammers] Let me through. Let me through!
- You know we can't do that.
- I need to talk to...
- He'll be with you shortly.
- You said that an hour ago.

Steve: It's like before it's gonna storm, you know? You can't see it, but you can feel it, like this, uh... Electricity, you know?
Dustin: Oh, you mean like in the electromagnetic field when the clouds in the atmosphere...
Steve: No, no, no, no, no. Like a... Like a sexual electricity.
Dustin: Oh.
Steve: You feel that, and then you make your move
Dustin: So that's when you kiss her?
Steve: No, whoa, whoa, whoa. Slow down, Romeo. Sure, okay, some girls, yeah, they want you to be aggressive. You know, strong, hot and heavy, like a... I don't know, like a lion. But others, you gotta be slow, you gotta be stealthy, like a... Like a ninja.
Dustin: What type is Nancy?
Steve: Nancy's different. She's different than the other girls.
Dustin: Yeah, she seems pretty special, I guess.
Steve: Yeah. Yeah, she is.
Dustin: But this girls special too, you know. It's just, like, something about her.
Steve: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, hey, hey.
Dustin: What?
Steve: You're not falling in love with this girl, are you?
Dustin: No. No.
Steve: Okay, good. Don't.
Dustin: I won't.
Steve: She's only gonna break your heart, and you're way too young for that shit.

- Can anyone tell me what's wrong with him?
- Can a single person in this room tell me what is wrong with my boy?
- What is wrong with my boy?
[Owens on recording] You see why I have to stop the truth from spreading, too.
- Just the same as those weeds there.
- By whatever means necessary.

- Oh, yeah. Yeah, this will do.
- This will do just fine.
- Good call, dude.

- Vitals?
- Heart rate 220. Temperature's 106.
- Will, where does it hurt?
- All over. [Groaning]
- She says he feels like he's burning.
- Check for burns.
ER: I don't see anything.
- Where does it hurt the most, will?
- Everywhere! Everywhere!

Steve: I swear to god, man, it's just some little lizard, okay?
Dustin: It's not a lizard.
Steve: How do you know?
Dustin: How do I know if its not just a lizard?
Steve: Yeah, how do you know it's not just a lizard?
Dustin: Because his face opened up and he ate my cat.