The Best Stranger Things, Season 3, Episode 5 Quotes

- Yoo-hoo.
- Nancy Drew, where are you?

- she's gonna hunt you down, one by one, and slit your throat.
- I don't care about Tina!
- Or Uncle Jack's party!
- Your mom's not gonna be able to find us if we're dead in a Russian elevator!
Dustin: Hey.
- What if we climbed out?

[Steve whispers] All right.
- We're gonna move fast, we're gonna stay low.
- -Okay?
- -Okay.

Jonathan: Run!
Jonathan: This way, this way!

- But that doesn't matter because, unfortunately, we're here.
- So, if you don't mind, put that thing away, stop behaving like a jackass, and ask him what he's doing that's making my magnets fall off my damn fridge!
- Please.

- You saw the comms room?
- Correct.
- -Are you sure?
- -Positive. The door was open for a second, and I saw a bunch of lights and machines and shit in there.
- That could be a hundred different things.
- I'll take those odds.

- He's running.
- You son of a bitch!
- -[Alexei mutters in Russian]
- -[Hopper] Hey! Smirnoff!
- Get back here!
- -[Alexei chuckles]
- -Hey! C'mere!
[Hopper] Hey, c'mere!

- Mr. Clarke, fifth grade. Posit.
- What happens when you mix chemicals together?
- You create a new substance.
- -What if they're making something?
- -[Max] In themselves?
- I mean, come on, if you drink this crap, it'll kill you.
- Yeah, if you're human.

Dr. Alexei: [in Russian] Get that out of my face, you bald American pig.
Murray: [in Russian] I may be bald, but you're the one in handcuffs, Soviet scum.

- I mean, I was just completely, utterly, mortifyingly... wrong.
- Don't let that go to your head.
- I won't.
- I just look forward to you never doubting me again.

Nancy: Blood.
- Yesterday,
- Tom had a bandage on his forehead.
- He was attacked.
- Call 91-[grunts]

- They're going to Ill-annoy.
- -[knocking on door]
- -[Karen] Mike! Breakfast!
- Not now, Mom!
- Illinois? Illinois, like the state?
- The state of Illinois?
[stammers] Ill-annoy.

- No, I don't want her in my damn house.
- Come on, pick up!
- Nancy?
- -Hi there.
- -[glass shattering]
- I'm here for you, Nancy Drew.
- -No! [grunts]
- -[glass shatters]

[in Russian] Who are you?
- Silver cat... Silver cat.
- I don't understand.
- -China?
- -[man scoffs]
- -[man grunts]
- -[Steve groans]
- -[man yells]
- -[Steve grunts]

- Seriously?
- Welcome to my world.
- Seat belts.

- -[Jonathan] Run!
- -[Nancy whimpers]
- Help! Help!
- Help!
- Is anyone here?!
- Nancy.
Bruce: Nancy!

Joyce: What is your problem? We have had a very long day. We've been shot at, nearly blown up, walked god knows how many miles in 100 degree heat, stole a car, all while being chased by this gigantic psychopath, all so we could bring HIM to YOU because somehow you're the closest person who speaks Russian, which I can't believe but that doesn't matter because unfortunately we're here, so if you don't mind put that thing away, stop behaving like a jackass, and ask him what he's doing that is making my magnets fall off my damn fridge! Please!

- -[stairwell door shuts]
- -Run!
- Yeah! [laughs]
- -[Max] Got it, two in a row.
- -[Lucas] That was good, that was good.
- -[Max] Best three in a row now.
- -Hey.
- Hi.
- Does your species like M&M's?

[Hopper] Oh, God!
Joyce: Hang on!
- Still think it was our government?

- this is my family.
- -Extended.
- -I don't care who they are.
- You know the rules.
- Two visitors at a time.
- -Yeah, but--
- -Two!
- Girl, this child has lost her mind.
- She brought a whole zoo in here.

Bruce: Yoo-hoo, Nancy Drew, where are you?

- What were you saying about climbing?
- Looks like somebody's home.
- Did you hear that?

- I'm all ears!
Joyce: I mean, fine.
- Just saying.
- Gah!
- Ugh!
- Gah!

- English.
[Hopper] You speak English?
- I can't understand you!
- I can't understand you.
- -[speaking Russian]
- -No understand!
- -[thudding footsteps]
- -Hopper!

- Where's that coming from?
[whispers] It's below us.

- -[bell chimes]
- -[light instrumental music playing]
[man] You all gonna pay for those?

- I like the new look, by the way.
- It's cool.
- Thanks.

- Shh!
- Move it.
- Let's go.
- Sh, sh. Come on.

- Have a picnic?
- We came here for the radio.
Dustin: This plan is way better.
- If I knew Steve could knock out a Russian, that would've been our plan in the first place.
- -...but I guess you're--
- -Guys.
- There's something up there.
Steve: Let's go.

- -Oh, shit.
- -[Grigori grunts]
[Hopper] Go!
[Hopper] Move, Joyce!
- -[Joyce] Oh, God.
- -[Hopper] Come on, Smirnoff.
- You're coming with us!
- -[Hopper] Go, go, go!
- -[cocks assault rifle]

- Yeah, no shit, Khrushchev.
[grunts] Oh, shit!
Grigori: Don't look at them.
- At me.
- Tell me about this psycho.

[in Russian] You smell that?
[in Russian] What?
- Piss.

- So, what are you, some kinda bounty hunter?
- I'm a cop.
- I'm undercover.

Hospital: [on the phone while Nancy is trying to get through for help] I don't care how good her pie is, I don't want her in my damn house!

- Oh, my God.
- You're hopeless.
- Okay,
[whispers] I'll distract Max, get you an opening.
- And then talk to her. All right?

- you bald American pig.
[in Russian] I may be bald, but you're the one in handcuffs,
- Soviet scum.
[in English] Hi, Jim.
- Wait.

- Oh, yeah?
- Wanna test that theory?
- I'm gonna count to three.
- One, two, three!

- Okay, clear.
- Clear, come on, let's go.
Robin: Okay, that was close.
- -[Dustin] Too close.
- -Relax.
- All right? Relax. Nobody saw...

- If you tread lightly."
- It's the code.
- -Wherever that broadcast is coming from--
- -It's close.
- And if there's one thing we know about that signal...
- It can reach the surface.
- Let's go.

- -Come on, Joyce! Quit screwin' around!
- -Are you kidding me?
- -Shit!
- -[Hopper] Go!
- Joyce, drive.
- -I'm trying!
- Joyce, please, drive!
- Drive!
[Hopper] Get us outta here!

- She was screaming.
- -[screams]
- -Bad screams.
- -What's a good scream?
- -Max said--
- -Doesn't matter.
- -I'm sorry, I'm lost. Who is Heather?
- -She's a lifeguard at the pool.
- -Heather Holloway?
[both] Tom.

- No, but it's a liquid, and if it comes down to me drinking that shit or dying of thirst,
- I drink.
[scoffs].
- We've got company.