Top 50 Quotes From Stuart Little

Race: Who is that mouse anyway?
George: That's no mouse, that's my brother.

- We're looking for Stuart.
- Are you friends of his?
- Well, not exactly.
- -Fellow yachtsmen?
- -Guess again.
- Reggie, just tell them.
- We're his parents.

- Please, come home, Stuart.
- Your real home.
- You're gonna love it, son.
- We live on a golf course.
- -We look right over the main fairway.
- -It's beautiful.
- Beautiful.
- Hey, taxi!
- What's a mouse have to do to get a cab in this city?

- You know, Snow,
- I don't know how to thank you.
- How about not kicking me in the sides?
- I'm beginning to bruise.
- Sorry. I was getting excited.
- I've never ridden a cat bareback before.
- Well, don't get used to it.
- Hold on, cowboy.
- -Thanks for the ride.
- -Don't mention it. Ever.

- I'd hate to say goodbye to a basement door.
- Of course.
- Taxi!
- Yo, yo, taxi!
- Time to go, Stuart.
- Well, goodbye.

- And stay away from the windows.
- The other cats find out about this,
- I'm ruined.
- I gotta relax.
- Where's my tinkle ball?
- -George, time to get up.
- -Okay, Mom.
- Stuart, you too.
- Okay, Mom.

Snowbell: He's not just a mouse! He's... He's... he's family.
Smokey: Oh yeah. ha ha ha... I can see the resemblence...
[laughs evilly]

Smokey: Say good night... Tinkerbell.
[Snowbell gulps]
Stuart: Hey, Smokey! His name is Snowbell!
[Smacks him off the tree with a branch, Smokey screaming]

- Frederick, what if he falls?
- Remember, he's quite a fine swimmer.
- Hey, that's cheating.
- You can't do that.
- Well, I just did.
- Oh, dear.

- It's over. The things l've seen.
- Phil, where is that book on the grisly photos?
- -Believe me, you don't want to see this.
- -No. Well--
- It'll only take a second.
- Right off the bat. Look at this one.
- This one kept me awake for weeks.

- With anticipation.
- Oh, recess.
- Time for you to meet them.
- Feel free to walk around.
- They're used to having strangers here.
- -Thank you.
- -Thanks.
- Lovely people.

- Oh, dear.
- Mom! Hello! Mom!
- It's Stuart!
- I'm in the washing machine. Mom!
- Hello, Mom!
- Where are you going?

- Hope that mouse can swim.
- -The Wasp is gonna take the lead.
- -Stuart, look out!

- -Snowbell?
- -I guess I showed them.
- Not bad for a house cat.
- Not bad for a dead house cat.
- Say good night, Tinker Bell.
- Hey, Smokey!
- His name is Snowbell.

[while the alley cats are chasing Stuart in the roadster]
Lucky: I hope he runs out of gas!
Red: I hope you do!
Lucky: Why don't you run to the back?
Red: I can't help it! I have a nervous stomach!
Smokey: And I have an empty stomach! Now, get that mouse!

Stuart: I'm so happy! I... I feel 10 inches tall!

- Yeah, what do you say, George?
- You ready?
- Are you all nuts?
- Bicycles and bowling balls?
- How will he toss a baseball?
- How will he do any of those things?
- He's not my brother. He's a mouse.
- -Time to go.
- -Excellent idea.

[Stuart is trapped in a washing machine which is filling up]
Stuart: Turn if off!
Snowbell: Why would I turn it off? It's my favorite show.

- George, l'm trying to get the laundry started.
- Okay.
- -In the laundry chute, please.
- -Okay.
- Thank you.

- Every Little in the world can find the Little house.
- I'm a Little. I'm a Little.
- I'm a little lost.

- George, don't you have anything you wanna ask Stuart?
- Sure, George. Go ahead.
- I'm an open book.
- Ask me anything, the first thing that pops into your head.
- Could you pass the gravy?
- -Your new bedroom, Stuart.
- -We hope you like it.
- Sure is roomy.

- -Scratch them both.
- -Both?
- Hey, it's me you want!
- Come and get me!
- -Here we go!
- -Let me at him!
- Get him!
- -Let's go!
- -Watch it! Out of my way!
- Get him! Get him! He's getting away!

Aunt: [referring to Stuart] I think he's grown a little since we've been here.
Grandma: That's what happened to me. One summer, I just shot right up!
[Grandpa Spencer, dubious, stares at the diminutive Estelle]

Anton: How did that stupid mouse get in my sail?
George: He's not a stupid mouse!
Anton: You're right; He's a stupid rat!

- Well, like the cat trying to eat him when we first brought him home.
- He spat the boy right out, of course, in one heck of a jiffy.
- Mrs. Keeper...
- ...he wants to know about his family.
- Any child would have questions about that.
- Yes.

George: [on first seeing Stuart] You look somewhat like a mouse.

[when Snowbell spots Stuart lying in bed]
Snowbell: Are you cozy?
Stuart: Yes, thanks. I'm quite comfortable.
Snowbell: All I've got to sleep on is a rag in the corner, you little rat!

- No. Really?
- Really, George.
- This is your new brother.
- You look somewhat like a mouse.
- Yeah, well,
- I am somewhat like a mouse.
- I see.
- I have to go.

- We love you.
- I love you, too, Mom.
- Mrs. Little.

- It happens the same way every time.
- First, you won't know what to do.
- You'll be a little bit scared.
- Then you'll meet one of them.
- You'll talk to him.
- And somehow...
- ...you just know.

- Good night, Mom.
- Good night, Dad.
- -Good night, son.
- -Good night, sweetie.

- So, what do I call you?
- -Mom.
- -And Dad.
- We haven't told you the best news of all. You have a brother.
- Named George.
- A brother!
- -What do I call him?
- -George.

- -No, no, no.
- -No. No.
- We don't feel dismayed and disappointed.
- Not at all.
- -Are you sure?
- -We're certain, Stuart.
- And if you want us to, we'll find out about your real parents.
- Well, good night, then.

Mr. Little: You must never harmed Stuart. You understand?
Mrs. Little: Never, or out you go, Mr. Snow.
Mr. Little: Stuart is one of the family now. We do not eat family members.

Anton: [bragging on George's ship] Gee George, what did you do, get that out of a cereal box? I'm glad you're here George, somebody's got to finish last.

- Mom.
- This is awful. Our first family outing.
- I ruined everything.
- Well, you know, Stuart...
- ...these things happen.
- But what about George?
- I'll be right back.

George: Wow, I didn't realize a mouse could do THAT!
George: Heh, Georgie. You'd be shocked at what mice can do! By the way, stay away from the 285 Fulton Street on the 11th of September in two years, would ya?

- There are mouse prints going everywhere.
- -How will we find him?
- -We'll split up...
- -...and go in different directions.
- -What a brain.
- That is why he is gatto di tutti i gatti.
- You guys go ahead.
- I'll just collapse right here.

- That can't be good.
- Look what that stupid mouse did to my sail!
- He's not a stupid mouse.
- You're right. He's a stupid rat.

- All right. No more Mr. Nice-Kitty.
- You!
- Get out of there.
- You can't go in there.
- That's George's room.
- Come back. Come on out.
- I'm not gonna hurt you. I just wanna show you something. Come on.

- Move!
- Come on, Stuart!
- -Gee, George, you all done crying?
- -Yeah.
- -You all done being a jerk?
- -No.
- Don't worry, George!
- I won't let you down!
- Away the boats are sailing....

Stuart: You seem tense!
Snowbell: Tense? Oh, I'm - I'm way, way past tense
Stuart: Well, maybe I could help. Can I scratch your ears? I could rub your tummy.
Snowbell: How'd you like to rub it from the INSIDE, mouse-boy?
Stuart: I'm a little confused. I thought that's what you did with a pet.
Snowbell: A Pet? I am not your pet! I'm a cat, you're a mouse. You should be livin' in a hole. This is my family.
Stuart: Can we share them?
Snowbell: Read my furry pink lips. "No!"

- A mouse with a pet cat!
- Your new little master.
- Wait till the boys hear about this.
- The humiliation.
- -I'm gonna kill you!
- -Oh, dear.
- Come back here!

- The only thing you guys got are big mouths.
- So shut up and run.
- -Geronimo!
- -Banzai!
- Come on, come on, come on.
- -We got him now.
- -Come on.
- -I got him! I got him!
- -Get him, Red, get him!

Anton: Gee George, you all done crying?
George: Yeah! Are you all done being a jerk?
Anton: No!

- His uniqueness is a perfect fit for the Little family.
- Perfect.
- Mr. and Mrs. Little, we try to discourage couples...
- ...from adopting children outside their own...
- It rarely works out.
- Well, it will in this case.

George: Maybe we should go home.
Mr. Little: Why?
George: I'm not wearing my lucky underwear.
Mr. Little: You don't have lucky underwear.
George: Well, maybe we should get some, and then come back for another race.

- Well, Stuart, here we are, the family home.
- They say every Little in the world can find this house.
- Even if they've never been here before.
- It's just something inside them.

Snowbell: I can't believe I'm arguing with lunch.

- Never stop trying. Right, Dad?
- Listen,
- I'm afraid this isn't gonna work.
- Why not?
- Frederick.
- Because there's no picture.
- We need a picture of Stuart.
- The family photo.