The Best Succession, Season 1, Episode 4 Quotes

- So this may not be the best situation, but there are harderjobs, and you get a fuckload of cake.
- Can I ask you where you heard about this, please?
- Tom, it's tough to have to tell you like this.
- But I'm in a sexual relationship with your mother.
- She talks in her sleep.

- Hey.
- I had a really good time.
- Good kid. Smart move.
- Keep talking.
- I aim to please, ma'am.
- Did you tell him to call?

- Sure. Oh, sure.
- Shouldn't he have told you?
- Okay, listen,
- I'll just, uh... get myself straight and go and see the old...
- Fucking goat.
- Okay.

- Wait, wait, wait.
- I'm okay.
Marcia: All right. Okay.
- You're okay?
- I don't think I can do this.
- Yes, you can. Vas-y and fuck them.
- Yeah.
- Okay. Let's go.

- Yeah?
- Look, I did what I can.
- It's dropping down the running order.
- But long-term, you gotta ask yourself, will your husband's dirty pink asshole go nicely with that lovely white house on Pennsylvania Avenue?

- Hey, come on, man.
- This is our charity.
- How much a plate?
- You gotta get at least a blowjob.
- That's the law.
- That's not the law.
- Well... it's the ethical code then, and I hate to say this, but she's behaved rather unethically here.

- What the...
- Oh, Jesus, fuck.

- He's still recovering.
- Mmm-hmm.
- Listen, just technically, and I don't want to sound reductive, Ken, but... who's in charge right now?
- Me. I am.
- Legally and effectively.

Kendall: Jesus, Roman, you're a walking fucking lawsuit.

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- Get me out of here.
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- It's great to see you.
- You sure you're okay?
- Maybe you should get a briefing and get some rest, yeah?
- Yeah.
- Joseph!
- Bring the wheelchair!
- I need to take a leak!

- There's a $40 billion market cap waiting to see if he makes it.
- If he falls, I'm gonna lose one of my several houses, and you're gonna pay for the next one.
- My god, he's really milking the walk.
- Nearly there. Come on.

Frank: You sure it was him?
Kendall: You think a lot of people come in here and take a piss?
Gerri: Maybe someone spilled something.
Kendall: Yeah, maybe the massive fucking ice sculpture I forgot about melted. It's urine.
Roman Roy: This isn't a false flag, is it? Did you piss on your own floor?
Kendall: Why are you looking like that? W-what if people knew? Gerri, you gotta talk to him.
Gerri: What do you want me to say?
Roman Roy: Well, first tell him where to go pee pee and poo poo.
Kendall: He came in, he was talking to Stewy. What's he gonna do next, start jizzing in my coffee? Take a dump on my iPad?

- Hundred percent. But for us, now, this isn't gonna go away, so we need to be clear, we need to know the details.
- I think you need to talk to your husband again.
- It's not going away because atn won't let it go away.
- So I think you should talk to your father.

- Would you like some?
- Oh, yeah.
- Hey.
- You good?
- I'm good.
- Great.
- Good luck tonight.
- You're gonna knock it out of the park.
- Thank you.

- Jess. Hey, Jess?
- Yeah?
- Has anyone been...
- Yeah, your dad came in for, like, two minutes.

- Well, you're the business genius who sold me out to this fucker...
- So I'd like to hear Stewart's thoughts.
- Okay, I'll get Jess to...
- It's a 30-fucking-second walk away, son.
- Sure.
- So, Stewart...

- I promise, I swear to god!
- Then who the fuck did then, Greg?
- Because I only told you.
- Believe me, man...
- Fuck off.
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- but, you know.
- Right.
- See, I actually have this idea that social equality could be effected by a complete eradication of federal support.
- Just people like you and I, doing it together, fighting it out without all the bullshit...
- Okay, this is me.
- Great! Break a leg, my friend.

- Please, no sexting, but texting is fine...
- Governor. Watching you.
- Let's get those numbers in, I want to see everybody's name up on that screen.
- And on behalf of everyone at recny, thank you for your donation.

- "hey, I like your face.
- I wanna fuck your face.
- "Can I come on your face?"
- Which is why my face is drowning in pussy and you're not fucking your wife.
- Too far. [Exclaims]
- Sorry, it's just...
- Ooh, them's the facts.

- Okay, Rick, thanks for that.
- Thank you.
- Very useful. Thanks.
- Fuck off.
- Hey.

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- Logan Roy!
- Elvis. I thought we were getting a supporting act.

- that's side to side.
- Turn it off. It's like being inside a fucking commercial.
- There you go.
- You turn it off yourself.
- Come on.
- Where the fuck's she going?