The Best Succession, Season 1, Episode 7 Quotes

Dr. Alon Parfit: Logan, have you thought about the possibility that your children are actually scared of you?
Logan: Oh fuck off! After what they've done to me? Fuck off!

- You know, I don't even care that you're richer than us.
- I mean, who's better off, ultimately?
- I mean, clearly, you are, but fuck it, who cares?
- I do.
- Guys, I gotta make a quick call.
- Yeah, go for it.
- Man: Yeah.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Gerri: And frankly, Logan, if you can get Kendall to drop the lawsuit, everything becomes cleaner for us, acquisition-wise.
- Okay. Well, I'm not groveling.
- Get romulus on the phone.
- Let's do the email.

- I would fuck you, and will want desperately to fuck you.
- And that is just a permanent state of affairs.
- I just want you to know that is my position.
- You have all the power.
- You can do whatever you want with it.

Kendall: [banging on the glass with everyone gathered inside the house] FAM-ILY THERAPY! FAM-ILY THERAPY!

Stewy: This is a family business... but the family is fucked and it's hurting the stock.

- who dives headfirst into the shallow end of the pool!
- And now everyone's fucking off!
Connor: It's okay. I got you.
- Roman is here.
- He's here for the photos, for everything.
- Sure. I give good cheekbone.
Logan: Okay.

- will you just give him a message?
- No, thank you.
- Tell him...
- "No, thank you."
- Tell him to reply to the email, that he has to come. Okay?
- Tell him that...
- Hey. Dad wants...

Shiv: So what happened with the fake therapy? Any pretend breakthroughs? Any good performances?
Connor: Nothing. Our therapist died.
Shiv: What?
Connor: Metaphorically speaking.
Tom: He smashed his teeth out in the pool.
Shiv: Oh, my god...
Tom: Freud would have had a field day.

[Exclaims] So much advice! Wow.
- You know, my friend from Paris who was your way?
- She actually was murdered.
- It was nothing to do with her being a prostitute, it was to do with a restaurant that went poof!
- What?

- Yeah, could you...
- Sorry.
- What, are you fucking four?
- Will ya knock it off?
- I'm trying to drive the car and not have a-weema-weh in my fucking face.
- All right. That's enough!

- Yeah, sure. I got it.
- I just, you know,
- I want to have your back, and, uh, there's also my back, and, you know, we're a beast with two backs.
- Oh, I get it. You're your own guy.
- I won't judge you.
- Yeah, sure, I know that. I know that.

- memory foam mattress.
- How about we give it some memories?
- Ooh. Wow.
- Turn it off.
- Turn it off.

- What? Hmm?
- What would evil uncle Noah do?
- Calling your daughter a coward till she cries?
- Big man.
- Logan. Logan. Logan.
- Logan. Logan!
- You are a fucking nobody.
- Fucking nobody.

- I'm not fucking angry.
- Okay? I want to see my kids.
- Okay. I'm not on drugs,
- I'm not touching drugs,
- I don't use drugs anymore,
- I'm not on drugs,
- I'm not on fucking drugs.
- Yeah, it's the paranoid rant that's so convincing.

- Did it get in your eye?
Logan: Yeah.
- Man: I hope you die!
Colin: Can you open this up, please?
- I want no one else in here.
- All right, stay back.
Colin: Can we get another shirt down here?
- We had an incident outside with Mr. Roy.

- So Logan will talk to shiv as long as she says "sorry."
- Well, I think that shiv's position would be that she's got nothing to be sorry for.
- I mean, obviously she's sad, you know, there's sadness.
- We could offer that.

- Hey. Um... no.
- No, I don't think he's gonna play ball.
- He's not talking. No way he's gonna drop the lawsuit.
- Okay, that's fine, Roman.
- Okay. Plan b.
- Operation black sheep.

- They fill you up with faults they had and add some extra just for you.
- Now, I always think that's an interesting way to start these things, but what I'd like to know is, how you feel you would like to start this.
- Who's going to tell us why we are here today?

- Are you doing the call?
- Uh, yeah. Uh, yes, I will.
- But, um, I'm going to get Kendall.
- He's here, and he's not great.
- Okay, go. Go. Go.
- Yeah, okay. But no, I will.
- I'll make the call.

- It's the launch in Japan thing. Um...
- Is that cool?
Kendall: It's okay.
- Yeah?
- You do your call.
- Okay.

Connor: It's funny,
- I wanted 'em all here.
- But I feel relieved they're starting to go.
Willa: Hmm.
- It'll be nicer when it's just us.
- How far is it to a Starbucks?
- I have pods.
- Okay. Great.

- Thank you, gentlemen.
- That's really grand.
Roman Roy: Yeah?
- This looks imperial here.
- Thank you.
- Thank you very much.
- Did he say "imperial"?
- Imperial.
- What the hell does that mean?

- Jesus.
- What?
- None of your business.
- I was talking about skunkhead.
- Don't talk shit about me, Janelle.
- Oh, really? [Laughs]
- Hey, also, can I get a double smirnoff rocks?

- Man: It is gassed up and ready to go.
- Your key.
- Thank you.
- Big plans while you're here?
- Maybe.
- Patricide? Fratricide?
- Man: Okay. Sounds like fun.
- Enjoy.
- Oh, yeah.

- Are you finished with Joyce now?
- Yeah. That's as far as she'll go.
- Okay. Gil could really use someone like you.
- And this wouldn't be a problem?
- What?
- The atmosphere.

Kendall: Nice.
- You get wolves here?
- Nope.
- No? Okay.
- Fucking wish.
- I never did meth.
- And I'm technically sober, so this is kind of an experiment.
- There we go.

Connor: This family's broken. And that has consequences. A missed phone call today, a couple dozen kids lose their jobs in China. Butterfly wings, but bigger, huge wings. Like a pterodactyl, or the Smithsonian. So...
[raises glass in toast]
Connor: ... let's fix our wings.
Roman Roy: Barely comprehensible.

- Whoa, we don't know that it was actually piss.
- It was piss.
- Stewart: You want to go on a shopping spree.
- I trust you, but can we please fix the visuals?
- This is a family business.
- But the family is fucked, and it's hurting the stock.

- Pretty soon I'm gonna be part of this whole genetic carnival.
- It's okay.
- You sure?
- Yeah.
- Alon: Morning.
- Okay. Let's do this.
- The therapy? This way for the therapy.