The Best Succession, Season 3, Episode 1 Quotes

- disingenuous little fuck doll?
- He's not on the level, Lis.
- Shiv,
- I am unavailable to help you.
- If for some reason that changes,
- I'll let you know.
- Okay?
- Okay.
- Wow. Well, thanks, pal.
- ♪ [TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]

- so that I know you're okay?
- Because otherwise I--I'll have to break the door down and I don't really want--
- I don't know if I'll be able to.
- Wha--But, um...
- Okay. Action stations.
- Let's fucking go, let's get into this.

Greg: Hey, Ken.
- Are you okay?
- Is he okay?
- Uh, he's in the bathroom.

- Ken? Me? No.
- No, no, no.
- Not to speak. No.
- Why, did he call you?
- No.
Tom: No.
- No. No, I was just wondering.
- Okay. Well, look after him.
- Okay.
- Keep in touch.
- Okay. [BLOWS KISS]

- All right!
- Care to make it interesting?
- Throw a little money on the table?
- Well, I'm already pretty fucking interested.
- So, I think I'm good.
- Yeah, a full tally would be-- would be great, thank you.
- Yep. I can hold.

- Uh-huh, uh-huh, yeah. Sure.
- Uh, media monitoring department over here.
- Wow, everyone is telling me
- Lisa Arthur.
- She's my girl.
- Did you--did you get her avails for me, Jess?
- Um, we have a call out to her...

Kendall: Juice is loose, baby!

- But, you know?
- No hard feelings, so, um...
- Uh yeah, no, anyway, I'm just...
- So, uh, uh yeah, love you, Dad.
- Uh-huh,
Roman Roy: [ON PHONE] Bye.
- Roman's out.
- He's out. Okay?

- Your friend doesn't like you?
- Oh, also Gerri got the job.
- He wanted me to tell you.
- But I got a song for you.
- It goes...
- ♪ Your friend doesn't like you
- Boo-hoo, boo-hoo♪
- ♪ And Dad wants to fire you woo-hoo, woo...♪
- You know what?
- Change of plan.

- Hold on. Watch it, fuckhead!
- Okay, I gotta go. But, um, if it's going, you want it?
- I don't wanna be buried like Miss Haversham with a fucking bonnet full of clever stratagems.
- So, yeah! Yes. Yes, I want it.
- You get in there and you hustle, baby. Hustle!
- Okay.

- Or, you know, hijack a plane and fly him to Cuba.
- And he didn't say anything about CEO?
- Oh. Oh, yeah. No, sorry, he did.
- It's me.
- Oh. Oh! You got me.
- Oh, you really fooled me, Shiv.
- Hilarious.

- No, it's--I'm kidding.
- I know you guys are the best.
- Okay, sorry.
- I want to work with you if you can... if you can work with me?
- Sure.
- Well, we think you're going to win this and we like winners!
- Hell yeah.