The Best Succession, Season 3, Episode 7 Quotes

- All right, I gotta circulate.
- We can check in later.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- That'd be great
- I'd like that.
- It's a great night.
- I'm happy you're here.
- Fucking best birthday ever.
Shiv: Mm-hmm.
- Okay. Later.
- ♪ [MUSIC PLAYING LOUDLY]

Lukas: Privacy, pussy, pasta.

Greg: Well, how'd- how'd you get Shiv? She's out of your league.
Tom: Oh! Testy, Greg!
Greg: Well?
Tom: Well, Greg, I'll tell you. I got a dick the size of a red sequoia and I fuck like a bullet train. Okay? Satisfied?
Greg: Prove it.
Tom: What?

Kendall: Or am I?
- I have-I have--
- Are-are you kidding? I...
- I'm not kidding. Am I, or am I?
- What's up?
- Wow.
- Fucking asshole, man.

- I might be up for a while.
- Hey, Dad. I nailed him.
- I am the only child you'll ever need.
- You can kill the others.
- Love you.
- Hey, you can piss off.
- I'm gonna walk home.
- ♪ [SOMBER MUSIC CONTINUES]

- Ken, Jesus. Hey, calm--
- Stop, stop, stop.
- Just chill!
- [KENDALL MUTTERING
- INDISTINCTLY]
- I'm sorry.
- It's okay.
- This is so pathetic.
- I wish I was...

- Hey, Ken, it'll-it'll turn up.
- Uh-huh. Well, it won't turn up if we don't look for it.
- Well, I know that.
- Sorry, I'm sorry.
- I'm just saying.
- Where the fuck is it?

- Just getting the demons out,
- I guess.
Kendall: Hey, you found the gift from my kids?
- Um, I don't believe so.
- No? Uh-huh. Well, uh--
- Okay. That's not good.
- Uh, will you give us a moment, please?
- They made me something apparently, so I gotta find it.

- No, it's like I've gone anti-fragile.
- I can--
- I can accommodate anything.
- If I start second guessing, it collapses.
- Right. I think that is right.
- This is the full fucking thing.
- It's gonna be epic.
- This is the full fucking thing!

- Yeah, I-I'll reorganize my diary. I got it.
- Since you're going... you might as well give him this in person.
- Oh, yeah. Okay.
- What do you think?
- Do you think he'll like it?
- ♪ [CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING]

- Hello. Oh-oh-oh-oh.
- Hello.

- "I'm not a real person."
- Fuck you.
- All right.
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- Have a good birthday, okay, fuckface?
Connor: Hey, what is this?
- Oh, shit! Oh, fuck!
[LAUGHING] Are you okay?
- Happy birthday.
- Everybody just take it easy, okay?

- But I just popped around to say... that no one is going to jail.
- Gerri spoke to the DOJ... and the Waystar Two...
[BREATHES SHAKILY] ...are free.
- Okay. Is it real?
- ♪ [TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING]

- Hey, Ken, take a break.
- Would you like my gift?
- Yeah. Yes, I would.
- Yes, I would love that.

- Mm-hmm, absolutely.
- Amen to that!
- Top me up, why don't ya?
- Take me home, country roads!
- Just gonna run to the little boy's room.
- Okay. Okay. Enough, enough.
- No more mooning.
- No more backslapping.
- GoJo! GoJo! GoJo!

Kendall: [to Roman] You're not a real person. OK? You're not a real person. You're not real.