The Best That '70s Show, Season 1, Episode 22 Quotes

[to Hyde, who wants to quit school and go to New York]
Reginald: What are you going to put on your resume? "Dumbass"?

Fez: [Hyde comes in after having sex, walking with his legs bowed] Damn you, Hyde! Did you go horseback-riding without me?

Kitty: Now, Jackie, have you ever made a pie before?
Jackie: No, I don't really cook much. I just plan on getting by on my looks.

Steven: [talking about moving to New York] If I can make it there...
Eric: You can't make it there!
Steven: But if I can make it there...
Eric: You *won't* make it there!
Steven: Would you just listen! If I can make it there... Dammit, Forman, now I lost my train of thought!

Steven: Mother of God, I think I love you.
Chrissy: Love is an outdated concept used by industrialists to keep women subservient.

Chrissy: [Hyde and the punk chick are getting to know each other in her room] Has it occurred to you that we're on a bed?
Steven: Oh, man, this is so perfect. You're easy, too?
Chrissy: Yeah. See, the establishment doesn't want us having sex because they know it makes us feel good, right? So, if we can feel good on our own, what do we need the establishment for? So, every time we have sex, it's a huge protest.
Steven: You know what? I think I feel a huge protest coming on.

Eric: Do you know how many cool guys live in New York? There's like... Lou Reed, man!

- I am here with my heart on my sleeve.
- Hoping only for friendship...
- And acceptance.
- And what do I get?
- Abandonment. Loneliness.
- When is it Fez's turn?
- Where is my whore?

Steven: [Hyde and his mother are heard arguing inside of the house] It's still my suitcase!
Edna: Nothing in this house is yours!
Steven: [Comes out of the house] Shut up!

Kitty: [Talking about New York City] It's Sodom and Gomorrah... with a subway.

- I don't think you should be going up there...
- The garage. Of course.
- Okay, you know, if you screw that up, he's gonna blame me.
- I know.
- N'j'

- So, Hyde's like...
- Hyde's like really leaving.
- Yeah.
- It's like... time's just passing us by.
- You know?
- You've got to like...
- Seize the day.
- You are so right. Yeah.

- Um, so what part of that was supposed to make me feel better?
- I'm not wearing a bra.
- You are the best girlfriend ever.
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- J' Allison j' j' I know this world is killing you j' j' oh, oh, Allison... j' where's your bag?
- You're not going.
- But I'd like to mount another protest if you have the time.

Fez: What is Punk, anyways?
Steven: Punk is the nihilistic outcry against the corporate rock and roll takeover. It's the soundtrack to the revolution, man.
Eric: I thought you said Blue Öyster Cult was the soundtrack to the revolution.